Reborn: Billionaire in College

Chapter 25 Love Guide
At 7 o'clock in the morning, it was like a concert was going on in dormitory 603.

Chen Pingjiang's alarm clock rang first: "Let the autumn wind take away my thoughts and my tears. I will still be waiting at the place where we agreed to meet."

Then came Dong Tinghui's alarm clock: "I'm waiting for you to come back here, waiting for you to come back and see the peach blossoms bloom..."

In between, Guo Dewen's alarm clock said: "Can we meet again? I have prayed to the Buddha for thousands of years. I am willing to exchange several lifetimes for our love. I hope I can move the heavens..."

The last one is from Zhao Shaoyang: "I still want to do it with you. I still want to do it with you. You were really amazing that crazy night."

Chen Pingjiang always had a bad temper when he woke up. When he heard Zhao Shaoyang's alarm clock, he immediately cursed: "This is the Renaissance."

To be honest, the Chinese music scene in 2006 was really a battle of gods. Some songs are not outdated at all when you listen to them more than ten years later, and even old songs occasionally become popular again. It's nothing like 23. There are only a handful of new songs in the APP, and most of them are covers of old songs.

At the beginning of the year, there were "Invisible Wings", "Cao Cao", "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and "Thousand Years of Tears". In the middle of the year, there were "I Want to Understand You Better" and "Serious Snow". Recently, there were even more popular songs "Thousand Miles Away", "Only Have Feelings for You", and "Today I Want to Marry You". At the end of the year, there are still some songs that have not been released, such as "Little Love Song", "Under the Mount Fuji", and "Confession".

Every song is popular and very powerful.

The same is true for TV series and movies.

At the beginning of the year, "Wulin Waijia" was released, and the story of Tongfu Inn began to unfold; "Huo Yuanjia" was Jet Li's last action film; "Fairy From the Other World", "The Return of the Condor Heroes" and "Soldier Assault" are all classics.

All of these constitute the memories of 2006.

Sometimes Chen Pingjiang even thought that he could make a fortune by copying songs.

The washroom was unusually busy in the morning. After queuing up to wash, several people from dormitory 603 walked towards the second canteen.

When he first arrived at the second canteen, breakfast time was obviously the busiest, but Chen Pingjiang felt a strange atmosphere amid the busyness.

Those who were not wearing military training uniforms and those who were wearing them were all looking vaguely in a certain direction of the cafeteria.

I could faintly hear a few words of conversation.

"This freshman is so pretty. I'm afraid Jiang Bei won't be able to keep her title of campus beauty anymore."

"Do you dare to go up and ask for QQ?"

"I don't dare. I'm afraid I'll be called a toad wanting to eat swan flesh."

……

"If I could marry a wife like this, I would set a table for all the dogs in the village."

……

Chen Pingjiang raised his eyebrows, "It seems that a super beauty appeared in the second cafeteria."

Zhao Shaoyang replied: "I heard it too, but where is the person?" He looked around as he spoke.

Dong Tinghui looked in front of him and pointed not far away. At the dining table, a girl in casual clothes was talking and laughing with several other girls in military training uniforms.

From time to time, boys would deliberately walk around her and take a peek at her, and even girls were no exception.

If everyone's appearance is similar, most people will be jealous. Only when the gap is quite large will people envy each other. This gap must be so large that people can't even feel the slightest bit of jealousy.

"Brothers, let's go over and take a look?" The coquettish Zhao Shaoyang was very strong, and the others were not interested. Dong Tinghui had been chatting with Wang Liwen on QQ recently, Wang Lei and the others were reserved men, and as for Chen Pingjiang, what kind of beauties had he not seen?

"Take a look and see. When it comes to women, you can't even move your three legs. Shaoyang, listen to your brother. You can't handle a beauty of that level." Chen Pingjiang teased earnestly.

Zhao Shaoyang rolled his eyes and said, "Brother Chen, you are a full man who doesn't know the hunger of a hungry man. If I had a girlfriend like Zhang Xinyue, how could other mediocre girls be in my eyes?"

Several other people agreed.

Chen Pingjiang denied it three times without blushing or beating his heart: "We are fine. It's not what you think. Don't talk nonsense."

"Brother Chen, I find that your mouth is harder than the corpus cavernosum." Wang Lei, a sultry man who usually can hardly fart, suddenly said this.

This sentence made Chen Pingjiang speechless. "How can a mouth with a temperature of 37 degrees say something with a temperature of -50 degrees?" Guo Dewen added.

Chen Pingjiang: “…”

Since I usually talk too much nonsense, I brought out a lot of later jokes, which led to my younger brothers learning them quickly.

Chen Pingjiang changed the subject and stared at Dong Tinghui who was texting rapidly, glancing at the phone screen out of the corner of his eye.

Wang Liwen: "By the way, how tall are you?"

Dong Tinghui: “175.”

"Boss, you seem to be quite cunning. You hooked up with Wang Liwen on the first day of reporting for work, and you haven't won her over yet?" Chen Pingjiang had mastered the skill of reading quickly after reading hundreds of novels, so he scanned the information of the two people in an instant.

The whole article is filled with closed chat.

For example, Wang Liwen sent: "Good night."

Dong Tinghui replied: "Sweet dream."

"I don't know how to proceed to the next step. I feel like there is always a layer between the two of us, and her attitude towards me is lukewarm. I'm also afraid that if I pursue her too aggressively, she will be scared away." Dong Tinghui sighed.

Chen Pingjiang smiled. Boys with no experience in love lack the skills to make the final decision. It feels like they can only linger at the door but can never enter the hole.

"I have a book called 'Love Manual', which is a secret that cannot be passed on. When I succeed, I can kill men, women, old and young."

Dong Tinghui almost knelt on the ground: "Dad, let's start the class."

"No more hot water for a semester." Chen Pingjiang crossed his legs and said with a smile, then turned around to look at Zhao Shaoyang and the other four who looked like they wanted to study and said, "Don't take my class if you have nothing to do with me."

"Dad is hungry. I'll go get you breakfast." The most introverted Wang Lei rushed to the cafeteria window without saying a word.

"Brother Chen, leave the job of bringing meals to me during your four years in college." Zhao Shaoyang was too embarrassed to call him dad, but he patted his chest loudly.

"I'm responsible for skipping classes." This is Guo Dewen.

Even the childish He Siyu frowned and thought for a long time: "Brother Chen, leave the homework to me."

After Wang Lei called back for breakfast, Chen Pingjiang whetted everyone's appetite before saying, "You feel that there is always a gap between you and Wang Liwen. To put it bluntly, she doesn't like you. If you want a woman to fall in love with you, you must first control her emotions.

If a licker ends up with nothing, it only means that his rank is too low and he is the lowest level licker. A high-level licker should cast a wide net and focus on catching fish. If you have a good tongue, you should lick more people. There will always be blind people who like you. If no one likes you, it means you haven't licked enough. "

Zhao Shaoyang seemed to understand something, his eyes lit up and he nodded repeatedly, as if he had learned the true meaning.

Chen Pingjiang continued, "Of course, if you want to identify this Wang Liwen, then you should lick her more vigorously, using everything you can think of to lick her, including but not limited to treating her to a meal, buying her water, giving her gifts, and being thick-skinned, and licking her to orgasm. However, you need to master the rhythm, so that you can lick her whenever you want, and once you stop licking her, she will have a withdrawal reaction. This style of play emphasizes the preparation, and the premise is that you must lick her to a good state, so it will take a long time."

Wang Lei and Guo Dewen's faces turned red, they rubbed their hands excitedly and clasped their fists in gratitude.

An ambitious student asked: "Is there a more advanced way to play?"

"Yes." Chen Pingjiang nodded, "But it is not recommended for novices to use it, otherwise it will backfire. The tactical outline is to retreat when the enemy advances, harass when the enemy stays, attack when the enemy is tired, and pursue when the enemy retreats. The specific strategies include playing hard to get, being hot and cold, being lukewarm, tossing and turning, and fully mobilizing the other party's negative emotions to make her love but unable to get it, so that she wants it even more.

"It's too complicated, Dad. Tell me more."

"Create a sense of mystery, a sense of need, and a sense of charm. Women admire strong men, so work hard to improve yourself and make them admire you. It doesn't matter if you are handsome, rich, humorous, a leader, or have your own opinions, but don't show them off deliberately, otherwise it's called pretending."

Chen Pingjiang spent a lot of time talking, and seeing that everyone looked thoughtful, he nodded and waved his hand: "get out of class dismissed!"

Not only the people in dormitory 603, but also the people at the next tables were stunned. Some even took out their notebooks to take notes. No one was so serious in class.

"Then may I ask, classmate, which one are you?" someone asked.

Chen Pingjiang sneered: "I'm usually the one being chased!" He looked pretentious and asked for a beating.

(End of this chapter)