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Chapter 309 Sorry, Your Grandfather Exploded

Chapter 309 Sorry, Your Grandfather Exploded

"Miss Ren, we meet again."

At the gate of Ren's house, Ren Zhuzhu, who had received a message from the servant, was surprised to see Hong Chen.

"Little Taoist Lingchen, it's you!"

Hong Chen nodded: "Miss Ren, please forgive me for my intrusive visit."

Ren Zhuzhu smiled when she heard this, "You are so polite. I said last time that I would invite you to my house, but unfortunately you didn't have time. I think now is a good time. Come in with me!" As she said that, she took the initiative to hold Hong Chen's hand.

Hong Chen made way for her and shook his head, saying, "I appreciate Miss Ren's kindness, but I came here today because I have something to tell you."

"Eh? What's the matter that can't be discussed inside?" Ren Zhuzhu blinked cutely.

Hong Chen looked at the couplets with black characters on a white background posted on both sides of the gate.

Ren Zhuzhu saw this and said, "It's okay. Didn't they say last time that my grandfather passed away? My family hired a Taoist priest to send my grandfather back, but I didn't expect..." She paused and let out a sigh.

As a disciple of Maoshan and the nephew of Uncle Mamadi, Hong Chen couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed.

"Miss Ren, this is exactly what I want to talk about."

Ren Zhuzhu was stunned for a moment, then her expression turned to joy: "Little Taoist Lingchen, could it be that... you found my grandfather?!"

Hong Chen did not answer but asked: "I wonder what Miss Ren thinks about the recent frequent deaths in the town?"

"This..." Ren Zhuzhu was embarrassed, feeling both scared and guilty. "I know. Although my father didn't say it, it has spread all over the town. It is said that a zombie is sucking blood and killing people everywhere. And that zombie is none other than me... my grandfather."

Hong Chen nodded: "Yes, since Miss Ren knows the whole story, I feel relieved."

As he spoke, he took the package from behind him and presented it with both hands.

"Young Taoist Priest Lingchen, this is..."

"These are your grandfather's clothes."

Ren Zhuzhu took it and stared at it for a long time before asking, "Then, where is my grandpa?"

"Old Master Ren has turned into a zombie, and he has sucked human blood and killed nearly ten people. Miss Ren may not know that such zombies are far more dangerous and difficult to control than newly transformed zombies. Although I did find your grandfather in the mountains, I can't bring him back intact, otherwise it would hurt others and myself. So..." Hong Chen shrugged, "I'm sorry, your grandfather exploded."

Ren Zhuzhu opened her eyes wide and her mouth was open for a long time without closing it.

After a long while, she said with red eyes: "So, my grandfather has no remains..."

Hong Chen waved his hands quickly: "Miss Ren, you can't say that. You have to know that zombies are mainly born from corpses. In other words, your grandfather's soul has actually gone to the underworld, so he has actually rested. If his corpse is allowed to turn into a zombie in the world and kill people wantonly, even if Old Master Ren knows nothing about it, some of the sins and consequences of the killings will implicate him."

"what?"

Hong Chen smiled and patted the package in her hand: "It's fine now. The zombies have been eliminated, and Old Master Ren will no longer be affected. I heard that he accumulated virtue and did good deeds during his lifetime. I believe he is living well in the underworld now, and he is also preparing for a good rebirth in the future."

Ren Zhuzhu breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the tears from her eyes, bent down and said, "Thank you, Taoist Lingchen."

"The disciples of Maoshan are fighting against good and evil all their lives. Miss Ren, you don't need to thank me. But please tell Master Ren about this. In addition, I have a small request, and I hope Miss Ren can agree to it."

Ren Zhuzhu nodded without thinking: "Master, don't worry, you helped my grandfather, I will help you no matter what I say."

Hong Chen smiled shyly, "I hope that when Miss Ren tells Master Ren about this, I will stay out of this matter." "Huh, why?"

"Alas, Miss Ren, you don't know that the Taoist priest invited by Master Ren is my uncle. But this uncle and my master don't have a good relationship. If he knew that I intervened to solve this matter, I'm afraid he would be more interested in me and my master, so..."

At this point, even if Ren Zhuzhu is naive, she can understand the blank part.

"Oh~ I see! Then, how should I tell my dad?"

Hong Chen thought for a few seconds and said, "Why not just say that an old Taoist priest who happened to pass by here brought Old Master Ren's last clothes, and left after explaining the reason to you."

"Well... OK, I know, I'll tell my dad this." Ren Zhuzhu paused, reached out and took out a few dollars from her pocket, frowned in distress, and said, "Little Taoist Lingchen, wait for me for a while, I'll go get you some money."

Hong Chen waved his hand: "No need. After all, the trouble was caused by my uncle's apprentice. As fellow disciples, I should take responsibility for them. Let's end this matter here. Miss Ren, please say a few good words to Master Ren and ask him to try not to embarrass my uncle."

"Of course, I will tell my father, don't worry. But I can't let you make a wasted trip. You don't want the extra money, but you must accept the six dollars here." She stepped forward and stuffed the dollars into Hong Chen's hand, then turned around and walked through the door, then turned around and smiled, "Master, thank you!"

As soon as Hong Chen opened her mouth, she immediately turned around and ran in with a smile, full of youth, liveliness and cuteness.

moment.

In the woods outside the town.

"nailed it?"

"nailed it!"

"She won't let it slip, will she?"

"Don't worry. Although she is young, she looks like a loyal person. She won't tell anyone unless she is severely punished."

Taoist Simu rolled his eyes at Hong Chen speechlessly and said, "That's good. Let's get going! Don't look back and run into any more dirty things."

"dirty stuff?"

"Do you think your uncle is dirty?"

“…That’s really dirty!”

"Hehe, you haven't seen enough. Let me tell you, when we were learning martial arts in the mountains, that guy would sneeze without turning his head, pick his nose and pick his feet when eating. Later, the master found out and punished him to eat at the side with his meal in his hand. But he was still not honest and always took the opportunity to pretend to sneeze at the table. For this, he was pinned to the ground and beaten by the senior brother many times..."

Master Simu complained about the land while taking his clients on the road. It was a good thing for him to have someone to talk to when there were two people driving corpses.

Time passes.

Early in the morning that day, just after we climbed over a hill, Master Simu smiled and pointed his hand down the mountain.

"Ah Chen, see? That's my uncle's house! I don't know if that brat Jia Le is taking good care of the house. If I find out that he's out again, I won't let him off. By the way, there's a nasty monk living next door to me. If you see him, don't talk to him. He's a pervert!"

Hong Chen smiled and asked, "Master, do you have many books at home?"

"A lot! Among all my fellow disciples, except for my eldest brother and your master, I have the most books. Please feel free to read them. If you have finished reading them, I will go to your master's grave and carry them for you!"

Grandmaster: You are so filial!
(End of this chapter)

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