unscrupulous angel

Duan Hao looked along the big hooligan's fingers, and couldn't help being stunned.

You meow a big watermelon!That unknown creature is his apprentice?no? !

Duan Hao was a little dumbfounded, is that "ball" really a person?How can a person be fat... fat so specific?

Looking up to the sky and sighing, Duan Hao only felt that his fame for the rest of his life was ruined!

But seeing the wretched smile on Fatty's face when chatting with the little girl, Duan Hao felt that his apprentice was not completely hopeless.

After lighting a cigarette and taking a few puffs, Duan Hao finally made up his mind and walked towards the fat man.

When he was about ten meters away from the fat man, Duan Hao stopped involuntarily, and saw a look of surprise on his face.

Fatty didn't know that his master was coming at this moment, and he saw that this guy was still chatting enthusiastically with the little girl.

"Girl, in order to test your IQ, I think I'll give you a riddle. How about it, do you dare to accept my challenge?" The fat man stared at the pretty face of the little girl and asked.

Little MM hesitated for a moment, nodded and said, "Okay, then you can tell."

"Well, then you're fine!" The fat man cleared his throat and said solemnly, "There is a kind of thing that is hard at the beginning, but it softens after you put it in your mouth. After that, there will be Liquid comes out of the mouth. Say, what is this?"

After hearing the fat man's words, the little MM's pretty face immediately turned red, and she couldn't bear the embarrassment.

"Tell me, I'm testing your IQ. You can't guess such a simple riddle, can you?" The fat man said with a chuckle.

"You...you're necrotic!" The little girl covered her face with her hands, not daring to look at the fat man.

"Bad? What's wrong with me? Oops!" The fat man groaned strangely, and said righteously, "I said girl, no, no, your thoughts are not pure! I, Mijano, am a gentleman, pure like a flower Pure white flower! How could you miss me so much? Sigh, such a pure riddle has been misunderstood by you. Girl, you say you...how do you want me to say hello?"

"Ah?" Little MM couldn't help being surprised.

"I gave you a riddle, and the answer is ice cream. Girl, what are you thinking about!" the fat man said solemnly.

"..." After listening to the fat man's words, the little girl wished she could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

"Wahhahaha, not bad, not bad, quite good!" Duan Hao's impression of Fatty changed a lot, this fat and wretched guy looks quite like his old demeanor!

Duan Hao stepped up to the side of the fat man and the little MM, then smiled at the little MM, and said, "Girls, you are playing riddles, aren't you? That's good, I'll make a riddle for you to guess, you What do you think?"

"This... alright." Little MM hesitated for a moment, then nodded slightly.Originally, she didn't want to agree, but after seeing Duan Hao's sunny smile, she agreed.

"Well, you're fine." Duan Hao cleared his throat and said, "Which part of a man will swell several times after being stimulated? How about it, this riddle is very simple, right?"

"..." Little MM covered her face with her hands again.

"What's wrong? You can't even guess such a simple riddle?" Duan Hao looked at the little MM in surprise and said.

"..." Of course, it's not that the little girl can't figure it out, but the answer...how can she say it?

"Okay, since you can't guess it, then I'll just announce the answer." Duan Hao coughed lightly, and said, "Girl, you're fine, the answer to the mystery is... pupils!"

After hearing Duan Hao's words, the fat man's eyes immediately lit up.Looking at Duan Hao, there is actually a feeling of a hero cherishing a hero.

And Duan Hao looked at the fat man, the more he looked at it, the more he felt satisfied.

Ever since, the most wretched master in history was born...