unscrupulous angel

"I think back then, hehe, it wasn't Master Long who was blowing, Master Long was waving, those phoenix birds, jade foxes, and butterfly demons looked at them like moths to a flame, and Master Long couldn't stop them, tsk tsk, There is no way, this dragon is too attractive, and it is also a sin. Well, how did that sentence come from? If beauty is a sin, am I not guilty? If handsome is a mistake, am I not guilty? Don't make mistakes again and again?" Hooligan Long grabbed a jug of wine, took a sip, and then said with spit.

Duan Hao curled his lips, and raised a finger and middle finger at the rogue dragon, "Pull you, the phoenix bird jade fox butterfly monster is not chasing you, it is chasing you fiercely. You Don’t you remember? Once you were chased by Garuda’s sister for millions of miles, and the dragon scales on your body almost fell off. In the end, it wasn’t my brother who rescued you? You have to say yes to my sister Attractiveness, then I have to talk about brother, think about those saintesses and fairies back then, which one of them didn't go around looking for brother clamoring for a promise?"

"I think it's you who got it!" The big hooligan pointed at Duan Hao, and raised a finger on his left and right hands, "Those saints and fairies are looking for you for a lifetime promise? They can't wait to kill you directly! Meow meow, why are you so wretched? People look for the medicine king to refine medicine, and you also look for medicine king to refine medicine. What they refine is medicine to improve cultivation, how about you? He meows to refine super itching powder The medicine king didn't agree to make it for you, but you are better off. You stripped the medicine king and hung him on the ancient peach tree for three days. In the end, the old man who got the medicine king made super itching powder for you while crying. Then what did you do? Shit, I don't hesitate to say you, you sprinkled super tickle powder on the underwear of those saints and fairies! Rat, rat, brother, don't talk, you're wretched, he's meowing. The limit!"

"It's okay if you don't talk about it in Mahler Gobi, but I want to talk to you about it!" Duan Hao immediately became angry when he heard this, "The super tickling powder I got from the medicine king is not divided. For you? Damn, what did you do with the super itch powder? You sprinkle it on Xuanwu’s tortoise shell! Xuanwu didn’t know you did it. As a result, he abused me over and over again, how dare you say so?"

"What, didn't I get so angry at the time when I was abused by that guy Xuanwu, so I just wanted to bully him?" The big hooligan scratched his head and laughed twice.Speaking of this matter, Duan Hao was really taken aback by him.However, as the saying goes, a dead fellow does not die a poor one.Xuanwu believed that Duan Hao did it, so he wouldn't stand up and admit it foolishly.

"There is also the matter of stealing Miss Suzaku's underwear!" Duan Hao became more and more angry, "Rat, rat, you stole it if you said you stole it, and you don't keep it for yourself after you steal it, you fucking meow Put a hair in Zhu Wu's ring? Do you know that I was beaten badly by Sister Zhuque that time? Wipe it, when I think about it, it's full of tears!"

"Isn't it safer to put it in your place than in my hands? I didn't know that Miss Suzaku would look for your storage ring." The big hooligan scratched his head and said.That time he stole Suzaku's underwear, in fact, he wanted to blame Qinglong.As a result, Suzaku found it before it had time.When he had an idea, he threw it into Duan Hao's storage ring.

In the end, it was Duan Hao's tragedy, a very extreme and special tragedy...