The days of renting with the school flower

Hearing this Shanglian, Lin was startled.

Because the Yi people in Sichuan live in Daliang Mountain and Xiaoliang Mountain.However, the area occupied by Daliang Mountain is much smaller than that of Xiaoliang Mountain, so the local people have this association.

And few people can match this couplet. Although Lin is a talented person, he is also a little scared, isn't he?

He paced back and forth there, tilting his head and thinking about it.Jiang Xinyu laughed and said: "Hey, if you don't know, just admit defeat, I won't blame you for being incompetent."

Someone from Lin was decisive before, but she was frightened.If someone Lin Lin really can't forgive someone in this relationship, it can't show his shortcomings, but it will make him somewhat disappointed. [

What is a wit?That is, you can match what no one else can match.

She had acquainted with Mr. Lin, and she admired Mr. Lin, so she naturally hoped that he could do what others couldn't.

Seeing Lin pacing and meditating, everyone in the audience laughed out loud, "Lin Wanjie, if you can't do it, tell us earlier, we won't blame you."

"That's right, it's just that you don't want to get involved in our Peking University Sanjue, you'd better go back to your Qingda University."

Even the old man and respected people who were despised by Lin before didn't bother to look at him, as if to say: Boy, you are crazy, keep going crazy!Let's see how long you can go crazy.

Zhang Yu was a little worried, and his palms were sweating.If Lin loses this time, it would be a big shame.

Not only Lin is ashamed, but Qingda is not ashamed?Originally, Mr. Lin was in charge, but when he fell, it proved that there was no one in Qingda.

But at this moment, Lin suddenly saw two fat women holding the hands of two thin women, and the breasts of the two fat women were extremely small, while the breasts of the two thin women were huge.

As soon as he thought about it, he suddenly had it, and he couldn't help laughing: "Sister Xin Yu, don't be too happy. Look over there..."

Following his gaze, he saw those four women, Jiang Xinyu was a little surprised and said, "What's wrong with them?"

"Every fat woman is thin, and everyone who is thin is fat. No matter who is thin or fat, they are all beautiful in the world." I have to say that Lin's couplet is extremely lewd.

Because the "fat women, thin women" in his mouth refers to those four women, but there is nothing to say.But his so-called "thin person", what is thin is not the figure, but the chest of the other party. "People are fat" naturally means that thin women have big breasts.

Originally there was a saying of "beauty under the moon", but because it is blue sky and white sun now, he actually changed "month" to "sun", which is understandable.

However, if the four words "beauty under the sun" are connected together, if the "day" is deliberately accentuated, then the meaning will be greatly changed when it is read out.

Everyone was taken aback, because they didn't expect someone from Lin to come out.But when they reacted, they all burst out laughing.

It's nothing to do with themselves, these students naturally don't care much, anyway, it is the four women who are despised, not themselves, they are very happy.

"Hooligan, shameless!" Jiang Xinyu also reacted, her face turned red immediately, and she said, "Lin Wanjie, you bastard, you are so shameless!" After saying that, he didn't even compete, and ran away .

It seems that I am really shameless, someone Lin smiled smugly, and finally got her done.

Those leaders on the stage also pretended to be noble and despised Lin, saying that he was insulting to the gentlemen and ruined the reputation of the university, but those reporters had already photographed him and spread it on the Internet. [

"Beauty under the sun" has since become another evidence that everyone laughed at Lin.No way, who made him talk about four ugly women?

I saw that the two fat women had pockmarks on their faces, similar to the "fat girls" who wanted to snatch He Jinhao before.And those two skinny women were as thin as sticks, like bamboo poles, they would fall down when the wind blows.

I don't know where these four best came from, but they came straight to the rostrum.

But they also heard Lin's couplet and understood the meaning. One of the fat girls said: "Is it interesting that you look down on us and belittle us?"

"Ah, that's not what I meant." Mr. Lin sneered. Seeing them approaching, he couldn't help apologizing, "Just now, something happened and I had no choice but to apologize first. I'm sorry."

If he didn't win against Jiang Xinyu, he would miss out on the three great stars, which was not what he wanted.

So when he apologized, he was very sincere and bowed to the end.

The four women happened to walk up to Mr. Lin, and seeing him bowing, one of them stretched out his hand to help, and said with a smile, "Unexpectedly, you are quite sensible, little brother, well, I don't blame you, sister."

A certain Lin was called "little brother" by her, and when she saw her calling herself "sister", goose bumps rose.

Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly felt a silver light flash in front of his eyes. He knew it was wrong, and said in shock, "Are you a killer?"

The light of the knife flashed, and a bright knife had already stabbed someone in front of Lin. If Lin hadn't reacted quickly, the white knife would go in and the red knife would come out.

rock!

Someone from Lin slapped the fat girl's hand, knocked down the knife, and stepped back at the same time: "Who sent you?"

Speaking of his erratic figure, he fought with the four girls.

There were many teachers and students on the stage. When they saw this situation, they changed their expressions in horror: "No, someone killed someone, run!" Then they ran away desperately.

The students in the audience were also scared to death and ran away.

For a while, there were only five of them left in the huge playground. Fortunately, there was no trampling to death or injury when everyone fled, otherwise it would be a tragedy.

What surprised Lin was that these four weird women were quite clever.Especially when they united together, they formed a strange formation, which was a bit strange.

Mr. Lin is also a studious person, so he didn't beat them up all at once, instead he fought slowly to see where their big formation was weird.

He soon discovered that in the combination of four people, one of them is Yin and the other is Yang, and they stand in the two directions of "Qian and Kun" in the gossip.Qian represents the sky, and Kun represents the earth.

There are also two people who specialize in attacking, one after another, coming and going, which is similar to "Zhen, Gen, Kan, Li, Dui, Xun" in the gossip.And these six kinds represent "thunder, mountain, water, fire, swamp, wind" respectively.

Therefore, between attacks, sometimes it is like a thunderbolt, giving a fatal blow; sometimes it is like the thickness of a mountain and the agility of water; [

If their opponents were enemies, they would have killed each other long ago.

But their opponent is Lin Wanjie, so they are doomed to lose.

It's just that someone in Lin wanted to see this formation clearly, and the books he was reading kept circling in his mind, and he was startled suddenly, and shouted: "I understand, so this is gossip. The so-called Tai Chi produces Liangyi, Liangyi The four images give birth to the four images, and the four images give birth to gossip..."