Superstar President: Willing to be your prey

Seeing Qin Shaofeng frowning, Lin Keer panicked again, trying to tell the joke well:

"The out-of-towner said to the salesperson: 'I want to buy a mirror to look at the hook!'"

When speaking this sentence, Lin Ke'er used a semi-common dialect, which sounded very funny.

"The salesman was very angry when he heard that he bought a mirror to look at the hook..."

Qin Shaofeng interrupted her and asked, "Why is the salesperson angry?"

"Because he said he wanted to buy a mirror to look at the hook!" Lin Ke'er replied, she was suddenly taken aback, looked up at him, and asked, "Uh, do you know what a hook is?"

Qin Shaofeng shook his head: "I don't know, what is it?"

"Hook is a dialect. In Mandarin, it means butt."

Qin Shaofeng frowned, stretched out his hand, patted Lin Keer's butt, imitated her tone, and said, "This is your hook?"

"Ah!" Lin Ke'er yelled, her buttocks tightened suddenly, her whole body was uncomfortable, and she wanted to slip off his lap.

Qin Shaofeng reached out to her waist and hugged her up, and Lin Ke'er sat on his lap again.

Qin Shaofeng said, "Go on."

Lin Keer blushed, and after thinking for a while, she remembered what she said: "Because the mirror is used to reflect the face, the salesperson heard him say that he wanted to buy a mirror to look at the hook, and the salesperson was holding the mirror at that time. According to my own face, when I heard him say that, of course I was angry."

"Oh," Qin Shaofeng understood: "The salesman was using a mirror to look at his face, but he said to buy a mirror to look at his hooks. The salesman thought he was scolding her for using a mirror to look at her butt."

"That's right!" Lin Ke'er nodded: "That's it! So the salesman quarreled with him and asked him why he was cursing. He refused to admit that he was cursing, saying: 'I just want to buy a mirror to look at the hook!'"

"What happened next?" Qin Shaofeng fed her a piece of steak and asked.

Lin Keer chewed and ate, and then said: "They quarreled and alarmed the manager. The manager hurried out to ask what was going on, and the two explained their reasons respectively. When the manager heard that the man had a foreign accent, he asked He: 'Where are you from?' "The man replied: 'I-day-your ancestor! The salesman became even more angry, and said to the manager: "Look, he still dares to scold you!" The manager waved his hand to the salesman, beckoning him to be quiet, took out a pen and paper, and said to the man, "Would you please write down what you want to buy?" 'The man had written it, and the manager took it over to take a look, and he wrote:

'I'm going to buy mirrors and hood hooks.I'm from Hitachi Prefecture'! "

"It's over?" Qin Shaofeng looked at her.

"It's over... it's over!"

Lin Keer's heart jumped again, why doesn't this man still laugh, I've lived for so many years, and this joke has been with me, every time I tell it to others, they laugh half to death.As soon as Fang Xiaoyi got bored, she asked me to tell her this, and she laughed once I told her, what happened to Qin Shaofeng, who didn't respond at all, did he lack the ability to laugh?

After a while, Qin Shaofeng asked, "What exactly is the hood hook that man is talking about?"

Lin Ke'er suddenly realized that he didn't know what the hook was, no wonder he didn't smile.

Lin Ke'er gestured to him: "The cover hook is... the mosquito net, you know? The hook that hangs the two sides of the mosquito net during the day."

Qin Shaofeng nodded: "The man wanted to buy two things, a mirror and a cover hook, but because he said it together, it became a mirror looking at the hook."

"That's right! That's right." Lin Ke'er looked at him expectantly. Since he understood, he should be smiling.

After a while, Qin Shaofeng bent the corners of his mouth, smiled faintly, handed the wine glass to her mouth, and said, "Drink!"

"Oh!" Lin Ke'er breathed a sigh of relief, she was afraid that he would punish her in some other way.

After drinking, Qin Shaofeng said, "Out again!"

Lin Keer thought for a while, and thought about a question that she found very difficult: "If you hammer an egg with a hammer, why can't it break?"

After finishing speaking, she fixedly looked at Qin Shaofeng's face. She had tested many people on this question, but no one answered it correctly.

However, Lin Keer overlooked one thing. Most of the people she passed the test were girls, but the few men were not Qin Shaofeng.

[71 was punished again: Go dance]