Evil Emperor Campus Tour

"Do you want to kill someone?"

When Lin Xie said these words, his smile was so gentle and his face was so kind, like a master and wise man who followed good advice; but, everyone knew that this butcher who dared to speak wildly and killed all the pirates in the world was so much. Devils are existences that are even more devilish than devils.

A special state-owned institution has studied it carefully. This butcher led his avengers, the evil dragon army, to kill [-] legendary pirates or suspected pirates in one and a half months. ; And now, there are at least nearly [-] pirates in Somalia!

If the goal of the evil dragon army is really followed, I believe that when the evil dragon army kills all the hundreds of thousands of pirates in Somalia, then more than 20 people will definitely die under the sword of the evil dragon army!

Think about it, there are only hundreds of thousands of pirates, but let this butcher lead a group of butchers and kill 20 people. What kind of concept is this?Isn't such a person even more devil than devil? [

Lin Xie, of course, would not pay attention to these things. He still smiled and said gently: "Do you feel that life is boring? There is no stimulation, fighting, women, and watching life and death fist fights, so you can't get any more energy. ?”

"Do you all have a dream, a soldier's dream, a man's dream, but you can't realize it? Is there a violence hidden in the blood flowing in your body, and you want to indulge yourself?"

"Do you want to feel the real feeling of the flames of war and the hail of bullets? Do you want to get excited for a while?"

After three gentle questions, Lin Xie stood up suddenly, and continued to say in a high voice, no, it was seductive: "Do you want to kill people without any legal responsibility or psychological burden? You Do you want to hear the voice of the most shameless, cruel, and cruel pirates kneeling in front of you and begging for mercy?"

After saying this, Lin Xie sat down again, and the disappearing smile appeared on his face again. Those who watched Lin Xie's performance all felt so incredible. A second ago, he was still gentle like a sheep , and then he turned into a bloodthirsty lion in a second; then in the blink of an eye, look again, the smile on the butcher's face is so sunny.

Because Lin Xie is saying at this moment: "Do you want to experience the fun of finding treasures for real?"

A famous Hollywood director who happened to see Lin Xie's performance didn't know about Lin Xie's situation, so he thought it was an advertisement. He grabbed the assistant beside him and shouted excitedly: "This man is Who? No matter who he is? Invite me here! Look at his facial expressions, how rich they are, and how real they are!"

Hearing this, the assistant trembled and said, "He... he... can't come!"

"Why? I can make him famous overnight, and he is a superstar, no, a superstar! If he is involved, I guarantee that this film will sweep all the Oscar awards!"

"Director...director, he is a butcher!"

"Butcher? Hahaha, I like it! However, why haven't I heard of this name in the entertainment circle?"

"Director, have you heard of the evil dragon army?"

"I've heard of this, why, does it have something to do with him?"

"He is the leader of the evil dragon army!" After the assistant said this, he felt that his heart was about to burst out; and the director's eyes were not filled with fear, he looked into Lin Xie's eyes , so bright, so bright, like discovering the largest diamond in the world, he murmured: "Very good, he still has a wealth of experience, as long as his "nature" is transferred to the screen, he will definitely be able to Create a sensation in the world and create the most luxurious box office in the world!"

Lin Xie didn't know that a director thousands of miles away had taken an interest in him, so he continued to say with an expression that could tempt Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden fruit: "If you want to be a real man, you want to experience Everything we said above, then come to Somalia!"

Lin Xie stood up again, waving his arms, "Come to Somalia and join the evil dragon army. As long as you pay the appropriate money, you can receive advanced weapons from me, and get the best and best leadership and training. Go personally to participate in the most intense pirate conquest battle!"

"Here, murder is not guilty; here, brutality is not guilty; here, massacre is not guilty; here, torture is not guilty; here, bloody is even more innocent! Because you are the messengers of justice, because you are defending the world Warriors of peace, for you are real men, for you are real heroes!"

"If you have ever been called a coward, if you have ever been despised, scolded as a soft-headed waste, not a man; then, the evil dragon army is a place for you to prove that you are a real man. When you return from Somalia, you can Proudly say to those who have scolded you and despised you: I am not a coward, I am not a waste, I am a real man, because I have killed people and pirates!"

"If you are already a very powerful person, then you should come to join the Evil Dragon Army, because here you can show your strength to the fullest, and you can feel that this day, this place, are all under your control middle!"[

After Lin Xie finished speaking, the smile on his face became even brighter one hundred thousand times. He said softly: "As long as you pay 15 US dollars in tickets, your dreams can be realized! Your blood can be ignited! You can find the stimulation you want!"

Speaking of this, Lin Xie paused for a moment, and continued with a weird smile: "Also, there are genuine female pirates with a different style here, waiting for you to conquer!"

"Register as soon as possible, don't wait until the expiration date!" After Lin Xie threw these eight words, his figure disappeared from the screen.

However, all over the world, gusts of wind blew violently!

A fat man suddenly grabbed the cup next to him, threw it on the ground, and shouted loudly: "I'm not trash, I'm a hero, I'm a real man, evil dragon army, wait for me, here I come!"

A son of a super rich man, with a dull gaze, suddenly ejaculated, touched his chin and said: "Killing pirates is really exciting, and there are female pirates, which is even more interesting!" After finishing speaking, the son took I wanted to notify my friends, but before he called, there were calls, all of whom were about to go to Somalia right away...

Another woman waved the whip in her hand and said, "Who says only men can kill pirates, women can too!"

And the director who was worrying about how to get close and how to persuade Lin Xie to be the leading actor in his play, after hearing Lin Xie's words, he directly ordered to his assistant: "Prepare 15 US dollars and go to Somalia, immediately, immediately!"! ~!