first marriage
19. Do you really have a butt on your face?
At the corner of the stairs, Tong Qiqi pointed at the bandage on Xu Wen's forehead and yelled, "Xu Xiaopang, when did you get hurt? When my neck was hurt! Or after I was caught last night? Are you trying to make me face Spit on me! Where do you want my face to be placed?"
As the name suggests, Xu Wen's whole person is like an egg soaked in white water, lukewarm and spitting, white and fat, without any lethality at all, anyone can bully him twice.
After Tong Qiqi got to know Xu Wen, she took the privilege of bullying him into her own hands. No one could bully Xu Wen except her.
In order to show his uniqueness, Tong Qiqi deliberately called him "Xu Xiaopang" tenderly when everyone else called him Fatty Xu.
Xu Wen struggled for a long time, and finally couldn't bear Tong Qiqi's torment. He gritted his teeth and endured the nickname "Xu Xiaopang", which was more insulting to his personality than "Xu Fatty".
It's a man who knows!Fatty Xu, just laughed at him as a fat man!
As for Xu Xiaopang, he not only laughed at him as a fat man, but also laughed at him as "little".
Of course... Tong Qiqi, who is like a tomboy, doesn't understand the mystery!
At this time, Xu Wen looked guilty, and explained timidly, "When my mother hit me last night, I didn't have time to hide—"
Tong Qiqi was shocked, "Your mother is crazy, you are already stupid and beat you on the head, if you become demented, she will have to carry your shit and urinate for you, how pitiful!"
The corner of Xu Wen's mouth twitched, apparently unable to understand Tong Qiqi's powerful thinking ability, he explained dryly, "My mother spanked my ass..."
Tong Qiqi's relieved expression made the corners of Xu Wen's mouth twitch again.
"But, is your butt really on your face? Otherwise, your mother spanked your butt, but your bandage is on your head?" Tong Qiqi pointed innocently at the bandage on Xu Wen's forehead.
Xu Wen pretended not to understand Tong Qiqi's personal attack, and explained with a straight face, "When my mother spanked me, I ran and bumped into the French window of our living room..."
Tong Qiqi caressed the bandage on Xu Wen's forehead distressedly, and sighed earnestly, "The forehead is hit like this, the floor-to-ceiling window must be broken, right? Listen to my grandpa, that kind of glass is very expensive..."
Even though Wen Tu is so warm, he is very mad at the moment, "Tong Qiqi, you should care about my head now, right?"
Which one is more valuable?
Tong Qiqi immediately gave Xu Wen a perfunctory smile, "Is your head okay?"
Xu Wen drooped his shoulders weakly and helplessly, "It's okay!"
Tong Qiqi immediately clapped her hands, "That's it!"
Xu Wen, "..."
Tong Qiqi grabbed Xu Wen's shoulders, "Sister, sister, sister!"
The corner of Xu Wen's mouth twitched, "Tong Qiqi, I'm not a girl!"
Tong Qiqi took a serious look at Xu Wen, and changed her words, "Brother and brother!"
The corner of Xu Wen's mouth continued to twitch, "Are you a man?"
Tong Qiqi was depressed, "Give you some color, and you can open a dyeing workshop! Next time you get hurt with me, I will make your injury never heal again!"
After finishing speaking, he turned his head handsomely and entered the classroom!
Xu Wen wanted to cry but had no tears.
Wenqi High School is well-known in Yucheng, in addition to its strong teaching staff, impressive enrollment rate and perfect hardware configuration, there is also an important item - the canteen full of fragrance.
Wenqi students only eat one meal a day at school, and that is lunch.
Tong Qiqi always thought that the braised pork in Wenqi canteen was the most delicious thing in the world until she ate Rong Zhai's Manchu Banquet.
As the name suggests, Xu Wen's whole person is like an egg soaked in white water, lukewarm and spitting, white and fat, without any lethality at all, anyone can bully him twice.
After Tong Qiqi got to know Xu Wen, she took the privilege of bullying him into her own hands. No one could bully Xu Wen except her.
In order to show his uniqueness, Tong Qiqi deliberately called him "Xu Xiaopang" tenderly when everyone else called him Fatty Xu.
Xu Wen struggled for a long time, and finally couldn't bear Tong Qiqi's torment. He gritted his teeth and endured the nickname "Xu Xiaopang", which was more insulting to his personality than "Xu Fatty".
It's a man who knows!Fatty Xu, just laughed at him as a fat man!
As for Xu Xiaopang, he not only laughed at him as a fat man, but also laughed at him as "little".
Of course... Tong Qiqi, who is like a tomboy, doesn't understand the mystery!
At this time, Xu Wen looked guilty, and explained timidly, "When my mother hit me last night, I didn't have time to hide—"
Tong Qiqi was shocked, "Your mother is crazy, you are already stupid and beat you on the head, if you become demented, she will have to carry your shit and urinate for you, how pitiful!"
The corner of Xu Wen's mouth twitched, apparently unable to understand Tong Qiqi's powerful thinking ability, he explained dryly, "My mother spanked my ass..."
Tong Qiqi's relieved expression made the corners of Xu Wen's mouth twitch again.
"But, is your butt really on your face? Otherwise, your mother spanked your butt, but your bandage is on your head?" Tong Qiqi pointed innocently at the bandage on Xu Wen's forehead.
Xu Wen pretended not to understand Tong Qiqi's personal attack, and explained with a straight face, "When my mother spanked me, I ran and bumped into the French window of our living room..."
Tong Qiqi caressed the bandage on Xu Wen's forehead distressedly, and sighed earnestly, "The forehead is hit like this, the floor-to-ceiling window must be broken, right? Listen to my grandpa, that kind of glass is very expensive..."
Even though Wen Tu is so warm, he is very mad at the moment, "Tong Qiqi, you should care about my head now, right?"
Which one is more valuable?
Tong Qiqi immediately gave Xu Wen a perfunctory smile, "Is your head okay?"
Xu Wen drooped his shoulders weakly and helplessly, "It's okay!"
Tong Qiqi immediately clapped her hands, "That's it!"
Xu Wen, "..."
Tong Qiqi grabbed Xu Wen's shoulders, "Sister, sister, sister!"
The corner of Xu Wen's mouth twitched, "Tong Qiqi, I'm not a girl!"
Tong Qiqi took a serious look at Xu Wen, and changed her words, "Brother and brother!"
The corner of Xu Wen's mouth continued to twitch, "Are you a man?"
Tong Qiqi was depressed, "Give you some color, and you can open a dyeing workshop! Next time you get hurt with me, I will make your injury never heal again!"
After finishing speaking, he turned his head handsomely and entered the classroom!
Xu Wen wanted to cry but had no tears.
Wenqi High School is well-known in Yucheng, in addition to its strong teaching staff, impressive enrollment rate and perfect hardware configuration, there is also an important item - the canteen full of fragrance.
Wenqi students only eat one meal a day at school, and that is lunch.
Tong Qiqi always thought that the braised pork in Wenqi canteen was the most delicious thing in the world until she ate Rong Zhai's Manchu Banquet.
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