urban evil

A large firewood pot was set up in the open space in front of the dormitory. The wild sheep that Luo Lei hunted was too big to fit in one pot, so he had no choice but to light another fire and put the four remaining lamb legs on it. bake.

The dead fat man is dressed like a chef, wearing an apron and chef hat borrowed from the cooking class, stirring a few times in the pot with a large spoon, and then coming to the barbecue to grab salt and cumin powder spread.

The fragrance was overflowing, and other students who wanted to share a piece of the pie came up to help. Luo Lei and the others generously agreed to give them a part. Anyway, there is so much meat, even if the four of them open their mouths to eat, they still can't finish it .

Luo Lei also specially invited Mi Yan, and Mi Yan brought Fang Yin, Fang Yin called all the female soldiers in the camp over, although they were the only two beauties, they would be Diao Chan when they saw a sow For the male soldiers, it was a happy death.

"Hehe, it looks delicious!" Luo Lei swallowed his saliva as he looked at the roast leg of lamb that was dripping with fat, and said to Fang Yin, "Beauty instructor, it would be even better if I could have some cold beer. How can we have fun eating meat without drinking! How about you always come forward and talk to the cooking team and ask them to support us with a few boxes!"

"Is there beer in the cooking class?" Fang Yin said with doubts, "There are strict regulations here, no matter whether it is an instructor or a student, no alcohol is allowed during training!"

"Instructor Fang, those boys in the cooking class are playing tricks!" Liu Chenggang walked over and said, "When I went to borrow pots just now, I saw more than a dozen boxes of beer piled up in their warehouse, well hidden! I found out Afterwards, their squad leader even boasted that it was an indispensable seasoning for making beer duck, and also said that strictly speaking, beer cannot be regarded as wine!"

"These boys, I'll go find them!" Fang Yin waved at Mi Yan and said, "Come with me, if you don't spit out a few boxes, my aunt will have to tell them something!"

"I'll go too. I'll leave the work of carrying wine to me. The two beauties are delicate-skinned and tender-skinned. How can they do rough work, hehe!" Luo Lei came uninvited. One step jumped to the passenger seat, Fang Yin stared angrily, Mi Yan had to sit in the back row.

Turn on the ignition, step on the clutch, shift gears, let go of the handbrake, and refuel, the car roars out. Fang Yin looks so handsome in driving, Luo Lei can't help but have the idea of ​​learning to drive, and said with a smile: "Sister beautiful instructor, can you ..."

"Call the instructor, or sir, remember?" Fang Yin interrupted Luo Lei.

Luo Lei said with a smile: "It's not a formal occasion, don't worry, when you train us, I will definitely not call you beauty or sister! Beauty sister, how about teaching me how to drive?"

"No time!" Fang Yin flatly refused.

Luo Lei had no choice but to turn around and said in a pitiful tone: "Sister military doctor, can you teach me?"

"Okay...but...I don't know how to drive either!" Mi Yan whispered.

The corners of Fang Yin's mouth turned up, and she thought that she wanted her aunt to teach you, so go dreaming!When I am an instructor tomorrow, let's see how I deal with you, a bad boy.

Luo Lei thought that if he didn't teach him, he wouldn't teach it. Liu Chenggang's driving skills are second to none in the entire Northeast Theater. I'm no better looking for him than you. I'll steal a car for fun.

When Fang Yin came forward, the head of the cooking class had no choice but to bear the pain and let go. He watched that boy Luo Lei remove no less than ten boxes of beer. When it comes to the beer duck I made, the beer duck I made is absolutely delicious, you are out of luck!"

At this time, a little soldier in the cooking class answered: "Squad leader, I often drink beer with you, but I have never seen ducks here. What material is your beer duck made of?"

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The student dormitory was very lively, and many instructors came uninvited. Seeing this situation, the battalion commander of the training camp could say nothing but a wry smile, because there were three bottles of beer and a large piece of roast lamb on his desk. I really can't resist the temptation of delicious food!

Among the several female soldiers, there were some bold ones, and they began to drink with the male soldiers. Fang Yin sat in a corner with Mi Yan, gnawing on the mutton, because of her presence, none of the male soldiers dared to strike up a conversation. Including Luo Lei, he has been rejected several times.

While no one was paying attention, he secretly kicked a few bottles of beer and half a leg of lamb, and whispered to Liu Chenggang, "Steel pot, let's eat in another place!"

"Why?" Liu Chenggang didn't know why.

"Eat while driving, how about you teach me how to drive?" While talking, Luo Lei signaled that he had prepared barbecue and beer.

"No problem!" Liu Chenggang stood up.

The two left quietly, the target was Fang Yin's military vehicle parked outside!

Liu Chenggang is not only a good car driver, but also an expert car repairer. It is a trivial matter for him to start the car without the key. He took out a saber to pry open a plastic cover under the steering wheel, pulled out a few wires, and cut off one red and one blue. Two wires, and then the red and blue second wires were ground to produce sparks, and the engine at the front of the car immediately roared.

"Hey, women, they never know how to cherish their own cars. If they are willing to spend a tenth of the time spent on makeup on their own cars, they will definitely maintain them very well!" Liu Chenggang only heard from the sound of the engine. I heard several faults, but fortunately they are all minor faults, harmless.

Driving is actually a very simple matter. Liu Chenggang is a very good teacher and Luo Lei is a smart student. After 5 minutes, he sat in the driver's seat and followed the standard starting method to control the car to move in a straight line at a constant speed. .

Then there are the essentials of turning and reversing. In less than 10 minutes, Luo Lei can already drive a huge military vehicle around the camp.

In Liu Chenggang's words, you are born with a talent for driving. If you don't say it, no one will know that you were a person who had never touched a car 10 minutes ago!

Fang Yin, who was sipping beer, always felt that she heard a very familiar voice, but unfortunately she didn't take it seriously.

The two drove the military car until they finished drinking all the beer they brought, and then carefully put the car in its original position.

It wasn't until Fang Yin took Mi Yan away that she realized that turning the key couldn't start the ignition. When she looked carefully, her nose was almost crooked!Who is this, dare to move my mother's car, don't let me catch who it is, I will definitely make him look good!

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On the second day of formal training, the trainees took a two-hour truck to reach a valley. During the process, no one was allowed to poke their head out of the vehicle, and those who violated the order were eliminated on the spot.

The purpose is obvious, just to keep the students from knowing where they are.

The area of ​​the valley is small, and there is a flagpole with a red flag flying in the middle. The flagpole is made of steel pipes, with a diameter of about 20 centimeters and a height of more than [-] meters.

Today, the instructor is Fang Yin. She is wearing a tight-fitting military T-shirt. Her puffy breasts attract many eyes. She wears a pair of sunglasses on her cool and pretty face. With two long legs, he said to the students who were standing astride: "The distance from here to the training camp is [-] kilometers in a straight line, and the curve distance depends on whether you go the wrong way! Today's training subjects are, Arrive at the camp before dark, each of you will get a jug of water and a piece of chocolate, an old-fashioned compass and a map drawn by a schoolboy, plus a signal transmitter!"

Speaking of which, she picked up a black device the size of a matchbox, with a small red light and a button on the top. When you think you can't find your way, just press the button and someone will come to your rescue.Of course, when you press the button, it means you voluntarily give up the opportunity to stay in the training camp.

Soon, the equipment belonging to everyone was sent to the hands, and everyone looked at the map like a ghostly drawing, and looked at each other face to face!

Just now, the speed of the military truck has been around 50 mph, and it has been running for two and a half hours. Excluding the circles deliberately used to confuse the students, it has a distance of at least sixty or seventy kilometers, and it is not going wrong. Under the premise.

The drawing method of the map is extremely irregular. It is estimated that it was drawn by elementary school students, and it was drawn without reference. Otherwise, how could it be possible for each map to look the same?

The only thing they have in common is the crooked word "camp" on the top, some are located in the center of the paper, some are located in the upper left corner, and some are located in the lower right corner, anyway, they are not in the same place.

"Isn't this too difficult?" Everyone complained.

Fang Yin took off her sunglasses and said with a sneer, "No one is forcing you, those who don't have confidence in themselves should stand up now, and I'll arrange a car to take him away!"

Everyone was silent, waiting for the instructor to give the order to start.

The corners of Fang Yin's lips turned up slightly, and she pointed to the flagpole behind them and said: "There is another shortcut, whoever can take down the red flag, I will drive and wait for him to camp!"

Everyone was eager to try, and the student closest to him jumped up, using his hands and feet to climb up, but he only climbed a third of the height, and couldn't climb anymore, and slid down from the top.

Immediately afterwards, the second person began to climb, not as high as the first climbed!

The third, the fourth... No one can succeed. A few guys with quick brains began to study how the flagpole is fixed to the ground. It is estimated that they have seen the movie "Captain America".

Fang Yin smiled and shook her head. This is a reserved item for every training camp, and no one has succeeded yet!

Chen Yunfei also tried it, and when he climbed halfway, he couldn't move anymore. When he got down, he said: "The diameter of the flagpole becomes thinner as it goes up, and it's very slippery. Time-consuming! Hey, what about Wolf Pot, where did he go?"

"Buzz... buzz..."

The roar of the car engine sounded, and I saw a land warrior rushing over from not far away, and rammed straight towards the flagpole.Everyone was startled, they gave way one after another, Fang Yin's eyes widened, the driver was clearly that bad boy Luo Lei, and that car... clearly belonged to my aunt!

ps: 3 more!This Monday, I will update it in advance so that you can read it all at once.Oh, support it, ticket it!