urban evil

Seeing that Luo Lei was about to reach the sky above the island country, his cell phone rang suddenly. He took it out and saw that it was the call from Director Sun Chunpin.

"Brother Chun, what's the matter!" Luo Lei said with a smile, "I was about to tell you, I snatched the crystal skull from the country M, and I will give it to you for fun in two days!"

"Don't wait two days, you come here now!" Sun Chunpin said in a deep voice, "People from several sects came to me to impeach you!"

"What, impeach me, what do they have to do!" Luo Lei became angry when he heard it: "For the stability of China, I have fought with liches, priests, and vampires. What reason do they use to accuse me?"

Sun Chunpin snorted, "They say that you are avenging the government and forcing the Quanzhen faction to move out of Zhongnan Mountain, which they have operated for hundreds of years, on the grounds of developing tourism projects!"

"Come on! It's a sect that has been in business for hundreds of years!" Luo Lei said angrily: "During the Anti-Japanese War, in order to avoid the flames of war, they hid in the Gobi in the southwest for a long time. After hundreds of years of business, I will drive them away, who will let them provoke me!"

"Hehe, I don't mean to blame you!" Sun Chunpin said with a smile: "However, on the surface, I have to be a bowl of water, right! Quanzhen sect not only united with Shushan, Longhu, but also Beimang this time." , Danxia and other sects, there are seven or eight in total, come back quickly!"

Luo Lei said angrily: "Got it, I wanted to trouble the monks in the god toilet, but the plan was completely disrupted! He nnd, since they destroyed Lao Tzu's plan, then the matter of punishing the islanders must be done by If they come to do it, whoever dares not to do anything, I will kill him first!"

After hanging up the phone, Sun Chunpin said to himself: "This kid is so similar to me when I was young. I used to cause trouble everywhere, and the old director took care of it for me. Now it's my turn to do it for him!"

Outside, it was a mess, a group of old men were sitting together, spitting and listing Roy's faults.

Not far away, the girls listened with pricked ears.

"They came here to trouble Lei Ge, a bunch of nasty old men, their words are so vicious, it's really annoying!" Lin Kexin said angrily.

"That's right, Brother Lei stays away from home all day long for the sake of the cultivation world and the Huaxia Kingdom, and it's too much for these pious guys to impeach him!" Li Qihan also had a look of anger.

Die Yu said coldly: "If you want me to say, it's fine if we haven't encountered these things, but since we have encountered them, we can't ignore them!"

"That's right!" Tian Xi echoed, "These people are just looking for faults on purpose. We can't let them succeed! Sisters, let them suffer a little bit, okay?"

"Agreed!" the girls said in unison.

"That's good!" Tian Xi, as the eldest sister, began to assign tasks: "Let's split up, you guys go and poison their tea! You don't need too poisonous poison, just make them lose their strength in diarrhea. In the long pill cabinet, you can take as much as you can! You guys go to the nearest islands to plant time bombs, and detonate them when those people have diarrhea! And you guys, set up cameras in advance to record videos, At that time, each sect will send a copy to let everyone know what kind of ugly face they are!"

A bunch of old guys didn't know that they were going to be in bad luck.

The leaders are Chunyang Zhenren, Huban Zhenren, and a high-status elder of the Shushan School. While spit, they list the crimes against Luo Lei, and there is another guy taking notes at the side. Lei made a criticism in front of Director Sun Chunpin.

They were in high spirits, and within a short while charged Luo Lei with more than a dozen crimes, most of which were groundless.

At this time, several beauties in fairy costumes came over with tea, and the eyes of the old men standing outside the crowd went straight. There was such a beautiful girl in the inspection department!

"Seniors, this is the tea specially prepared for you by our boss, please moisten your throat!" The leader is Li Qihan, with a moving voice like a yellow warbler and a beautiful appearance, no one will doubt this tea It is poisonous.

"Thank you fairy, thank you sir for your great love!" Chunyang Daoist hurriedly bowed and said, although he is already over 100 years old, but when he saw the beauties headed by Li Qihan, his heart beat faster than expected!

"Senior, you're welcome, this tea is not ordinary tea!" Li Qihan smiled and said, "It's made from Longjing before the rain plus a few medicines that can improve one's cultivation. Adults are not willing to drink too much!"

A few old fellows suddenly felt that their faces were bright, and expressed their thanks one after another.

More than a dozen cups of tea were quickly robbed, and Master Chunyang couldn't wait to take a sip. In addition to the unique fragrance of Longjing, there was indeed a faint smell of medicine. Add it to the tea you usually drink, the creativity is extraordinary!

Among them, there is no shortage of people who drink all the tea in one gulp, even refusing to let go of the tea leaves.

What kind of medicine to improve cultivation is clearly a powerful laxative, even Sun Chunpin himself may not be able to bear it.

From the corner of his eyes, Sun Chunpin saw the girls serving tea to the old men, and said to himself in surprise: "Those people came to trouble Xiaolei, why are they so polite! Could it be that I taught them well during this time, Haha, it must be so!"

Sun Chunpin is still complacent!

The guys pretending to be gentle drank the tea in a leisurely manner, returned the cups respectfully, and thanked Li Qihan and the others again.

The girls flew away with the trays in their hands, their actions were highly ornamental.

Master Chunyang stroked his beard, and said with a smile: "Sure enough, Mr. Sichang will live a life. He has arranged this place like a heaven, and with a group of beautiful fairies, he must be in a good mood every day living here!"

"Isn't that right!" Huban Daoist wanted to say something more, suddenly felt a little pain in his stomach, and his anger began to rise, his complexion changed slightly, and he said: "Everyone, I'm going to make it easier for you first, I'm sorry! "

"Brother Tiger Banner, let's go together!" Chang Chunzi also felt a stomachache, just when someone said that he needed to go to the bathroom, so let's go together.

"You two, I'll go too!"

"I want to go too, let's go together!"

Master Chunyang looked back at Changchun Zi, and thought to himself that you are a lazy donkey who spends a lot of shit and urine, and you are discussing things, but you are going to shit, you are really promising!

As soon as he had this thought, his stomach gurgled a bit, and then, as if a rope was stirring inside, he immediately had the urge to go to the toilet.

But just now I was still despising Changchunzi in my heart, and in a blink of an eye I followed up, isn't it even inferior to Changchunzi, I can bear it!

That is a powerful laxative, dozens of times more powerful than Croton. Even if you are a cultivator, you are still a mortal body. How can you bear it?

After a long time, real Chunyang's forehead began to sweat.

The Shushan elder, who had been talking non-stop, stopped involuntarily, covering his belly with both hands, and the elder of the Shushan sect was not much better, frowning his brows almost into knots.

Elder Shushan couldn't stand it anymore, so he stood up and said, "I'm sorry, you two, I'll go out first to make it easier for you!"

Chunyang real person saw it, it's fucking like this, I don't want to bear it anymore, the key is that I really can't bear it!

A group of people rushed out of the island, because before they came in, someone told them that there is no guest bathroom here, and they must go outside when they need to solve problems.

The nearest was a bare rocky island, and they all chose this side in a panic.

Immediately there was a sound of farts, and the stench rose to the sky.

The old guys have lived for so long, and they all love face. If they couldn't bear it anymore, they would never settle it in front of outsiders.

A few quick-witted people realized that something was wrong, there was no reason why everyone couldn't hold it together, there was something wrong with the tea just now, it must be like this!

"Guys, how do you feel?" Chunyang Daoist asked.

"Stomach hurts!" Huban real person replied: "I won't want to get up after squatting down, brother Chunyang, are we following the advice of those beautiful fairies?"

"What time is it, and you are still called a fairy, how could the fairy give us medicine!" The elder Shushan said angrily, he looked down at the yellow and white thing he pulled out, and suddenly saw that the reef under his feet seemed to have been moved Mark of.

That's right, it has been chiseled, and the chisel marks are very new, as if it has just been moved.

Could it be that he was fooled again? Just as he opened his mouth, before he could say anything, there was an explosion below!

The stones were mixed with the things these people had just pulled out, flying in all directions, many people were covered in white splashes, the elder Shushan was the worst, he just opened his mouth when it exploded!

The result is...

What's more serious is that none of these people had activated their true energy shields. Although the power of the explosion was not enough to kill them, it still caused them a lot of suffering.

Just kidding, who would use the qi shield when shitting, it doesn't all have to be pulled into the crotch!

All these situations were recorded by high-mounted cameras, and a group of unkempt guys jumped into the sea to wash their filth.

"Brother Tiger Ban, how are you?" Chunyang Daoist asked.

Hu Ban's face turned green with anger, he gritted his teeth and said while washing his body, "We've been tricked! It must have been done by those girls, I have to deal with them in a while!"

Elder Shushan rinsed his mouth for a long time, and when he opened his mouth to speak, he could still smell the stench clearly, and he almost spit it out without nausea.

"This matter must have something to do with Sun Chunpin. If there is no order from him, would those girls dare to do this?" Chunyang real person has never suffered such a loss, and said: "We will question Sun Chunpin in a while, even if he protects him Dude, you can't treat us like this!"

"Yes, it's too much, I protest!" Hu Ban real person shouted.