Halo of cheating in the entertainment industry
Chapter 164 Hilarious Craze!
"Tyres, get on" Xu Zheng yelled from the side, so Tire, wearing a black hood, shook his huge body vigorously and rushed up to wrestle with Su Li.After several people fought, Li Junwei played by Su Li and Tang Xiaolian played by Yang Mi were easily subdued.
Zhu Liao was also completely subdued.
In order to keep Tang Xiaolian safe, Li Junwei, played by Su Li, came up with a bad idea to get Xu Zheng and the others to sell things in the supermarket to get back the original cost.Xu Zheng thought it made sense, so he and Tire pretended to be supermarket salesmen and started cashiering.
The plot has finally unfolded, and now, the elements that attract the audience have come out-first, whether Xu Zheng and Tire can successfully get the money; second, whether Su Li, Yang Mi, and Zhu Liao can successfully escape.
People's moods began to get tense, but they didn't have much to laugh about.However, it also ensures that they keep their attention on the movie screen.
"Now is the time to enter the real plot..." Guo Nu hurriedly explained in order not to annoy Lin Hai.
"Hmm..." Lin Hai nodded expressively.
At this time, the first scene that made the audience laugh appeared——
Xu Zheng doesn't know how to use the cash register. A shopping couple got impatient. The woman started to scold Xu Zheng, while her boyfriend scolded her for not being caring at all, because her boyfriend regarded Xu Zheng and the others as deaf
There was nothing funny in this passage, but Xu Zheng's dazed and melancholy expression, plus Tire standing beside him with a hood motionless, made everyone laugh out loud.
"This joke is still not painful..." Guo Nu himself complained a little.
Then, the camera shifted to the room where Yang Mi, Su Li, and Zhu Liao were trapped. Yang Mi asked Su Li to wake up Zhu Liao. Liao's face
The camera didn't have a close-up of the process of buckling the instant noodles on Zhu Liao's face, but seeing the unbearable expressions of Su Li and Yang Mi, some audience members also laughed.
Zhu Liao woke up with a dazed face, and then Yang Mi and Su Li finally found hope, Yang Mi said loudly: "Hurry up and call the police."
"Uh, oh... call the police..." Zhu Liao picked up the phone on the table, and Yang Mi and Su Li were watching his movements.Then, Zhu Liao suddenly let go of the receiver and asked casually, "By the way, what's the number for the 110 police?"
"Haha..." Seeing this, the whole theater burst into laughter for the first time, and Zhao Yingjun played very well here.In addition, Su Li and Yang Mi expected Zhu Liao to bring them a bright expression, and this bixing effect had a huge effect, and everyone couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Could we just call the police to solve the problem like this?" A viewer felt a little unsatisfied. If Zhu Liao really asked him to call the police to solve the problem, what is there to see in the future?
However, Zhu Liao suddenly felt something strange. When he turned around, he stood at the door with a tire-faced expression. Zhu Liao, who had connected to the alarm call, immediately froze, and the expressions of Su Li and Yang Mi also completely froze.
"Ah..." Zhu Liao could only make up a paragraph into the phone receiver: "Director Feng...I think that role is more suitable for Dehua..."
Then there was the sound of a string of electric batons working...
Now, the laughter brought about by the scene just now has not subsided, and the second wave of hilarious laughter has already occurred. Basically, people in the movie theater can't help laughing out loud.
"Finally it looks a little bit..." Guo Nu couldn't help but laugh: "I'll just say... Su Li shouldn't be that level."
Lin Hai also put away his smile: "That Zhu Liao is too sb...haha."...
………………
The camera continued, because he didn't know how to use the cash register, so Su Li was called out by the tire and came outside to help collect the money.As a result, for the first time, a second-hand guy who bought soy milk came. This person made everyone laugh in the movie theater from many aspects, and his wretched appearance made people laugh more and more.
This person was a cameo by Zhong Dajun, and the wretched appearance made the audience laugh non-stop. When he was finally burned by his own decision, the audience couldn't help laughing anymore.
"That idiot..." Some of Su Li's fans commented on Zhong Dajun's character one after another, laughing out of breath.
"It's getting more and more funny..." When the bosses of the theaters saw this, they laughed and laughed.
"It's getting more and more interesting..." Guo Nu also commented in the same way, but after he just finished commenting on this sentence, the next hilarious part came again.
Xu Zheng was very kind to Tire, and asked him to take off the hood on his head. He put the magazine in his hand on the magazine rack, and then walked around teaching him with his arms around him. Tire secretly took another magazine from the magazine rack. One magazine.
After Xu Zheng's education failed for a long time, he finally became angry and started beating the tires violently. Suddenly, the audience couldn't breathe because of Xu Zheng's outburst.
Finally, the audience's smiles were like a river bursting a bank. After breaking through a fragile barrier, everyone's smiles rushed forward, and there was no way to stop them
Soon, the plot came to a point where Yang Mi pretended to go to the toilet and secretly brought a note to Su Li. Who knew that when Su Li was watching, Xu Zheng suddenly walked over and took the paper in his hand.
"Oops..." The audience was so happy that they couldn't help themselves, but when they saw this scene, they tightened up, and they all started to worry about Su Li.
Who knew that He Sanshui, played by Xu Zheng, turned out that this piece of paper was only used to wipe his nose, which made everyone a false alarm.
Then, Su Li's old classmate suddenly showed off his current girlfriend, BMW, etc. in front of him, and then walked away.Xu Zheng couldn't take it anymore after seeing it, and shook Su Li: "Little Gangya, I know you are very sad..."
"Brother Shui, no..."
Xu Zheng interrupted him rudely again, hearing that Su Li still seemed to want to talk, He Sanshui finally told all the reasons why he came here today
It turned out that He Sanshui was a crazy math enthusiast, and he believed that he would be able to calculate a set of lottery winning numbers with his own ability.This kind of thing is completely whimsical in front of others, but he did it last month...
However, although he won the lottery number, who knows that he bought the lottery ticket from Wang Sufen, the proprietress of this supermarket, but because Wang Sufen was dialing the number while watching TV, he mistyped Xu Zheng's number
Therefore, Xu Zheng decided that it was the proprietress who sent him money.
"So that's how it is..."
"He Sanshui is not a bad person."
"It's that proprietress who is so hateful." The audience has been unknowingly attracted by the plot, and now they have shifted a lot of sympathetic eyes to Xu Zheng.It wasn't until this time that they suddenly realized that they were immersed in the plot unknowingly, just like when they were watching "Eavesdropping".
"This explanation is really interesting..." Guo Nu said while laughing, and the people around him were also laughing—although Xu Zheng was speaking in a sad and indignant tone, but Xu Zheng is so serious that people want to laugh when they see it .So even though he was complaining, the audience couldn't help but laugh.
At this time, Xu Zheng uttered a classic line that was pirated from Brother Ma in "The True Colors of a Hero". …
After Xu Zheng finished speaking, Su Li finally hugged Xu Zheng's shoulder: "Brother Shui, my classmate didn't give me any money."
"Ah..." Xu Zheng's expression froze in an instant, and the audience's laughter stopped for an instant. However, within a short time, even less than a second, a burst of laughter completely broke out in this place, and many people laughed so hard that they were in tears. Out.
………………
In the movie, Tang Xiaolian, played by Yang Mi, through a series of tricks, finally let Zhu Liao successfully electrocute the tire, and then the two of them came out to avenge.
The whole process also made people laugh a little bit, but Zhu Liao felt that he had finally taken control of the initiative, and started to smile in front of Xu Zheng.
Su Li was also called into his camp by him, and Zhu Liao was still holding his own electric baton, approaching Xu Zheng step by step.
"Ah... the situation has been reversed..." the audience said silently.
"Actually, He Sanshui is not a bad person..." People felt a little sorry for He Sanshui, but it was too late now, because Zhu Liao had already mastered the electric baton.
Then, with a sinister smile, Zhu Liao stretched out his electric baton in Xu Zheng's direction.
"Oh...it's a pity for He Sanshui." The audience felt a little regretful in their hearts. They felt that Xu Zheng was doomed this time, so they watched Zhu Liao's electric baton approach Xu Zheng
However, at this moment, the camera switched quickly, and then the appearance of the two electric batons flashed before people's eyes.In the next second, a medium shot was re-drawn from the screen, but this shot was still.
On the big screen, the situation where Zhu Liao and the others had controlled all the victories was instantly reversed——
Xu Zheng held a longer black electric baton and pressed it against Zhu Liao's waist. The small electric baton Zhu Liao took out couldn't touch Xu Zheng at all...
This shot is still, as if to give the audience time to react...
Sure enough, after seeing this frozen shot, everyone couldn't help it anymore, and for a while, the entire auditorium burst into laughter again
This kind of laughter seemed to blow off the entire ceiling, no matter whether it was a man or a girl, old or young, everyone was overjoyed.
If this kind of shot is described in words, there is naturally no funny place, but after the processing of the shot, the rapid switching between the middle shot and the close-up, and the expressions of the actors cooperate: for example, Xu Zheng puts one hand in his trouser pocket, his face When writing contemptuously, the audience can't stop the impact of this kind of laughter
"I'm laughing to death..." The bosses who came with Sun Bing couldn't help their smiles, especially when Yang Mi's right hand reached into his mouth out of surprise and sighed that there was another one. A wave of smiles was born.
"Let me just say...he won't let me down..." Guo Nu accidentally bumped into the stool in front of him because of laughing just now, and now he said this while rubbing his head depressedly.
Now, the movie has finally shown the most exciting part, and the audience burst into laughter. The movie has only been in for more than 40 minutes, and many people have laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.
Zhu Liao was also completely subdued.
In order to keep Tang Xiaolian safe, Li Junwei, played by Su Li, came up with a bad idea to get Xu Zheng and the others to sell things in the supermarket to get back the original cost.Xu Zheng thought it made sense, so he and Tire pretended to be supermarket salesmen and started cashiering.
The plot has finally unfolded, and now, the elements that attract the audience have come out-first, whether Xu Zheng and Tire can successfully get the money; second, whether Su Li, Yang Mi, and Zhu Liao can successfully escape.
People's moods began to get tense, but they didn't have much to laugh about.However, it also ensures that they keep their attention on the movie screen.
"Now is the time to enter the real plot..." Guo Nu hurriedly explained in order not to annoy Lin Hai.
"Hmm..." Lin Hai nodded expressively.
At this time, the first scene that made the audience laugh appeared——
Xu Zheng doesn't know how to use the cash register. A shopping couple got impatient. The woman started to scold Xu Zheng, while her boyfriend scolded her for not being caring at all, because her boyfriend regarded Xu Zheng and the others as deaf
There was nothing funny in this passage, but Xu Zheng's dazed and melancholy expression, plus Tire standing beside him with a hood motionless, made everyone laugh out loud.
"This joke is still not painful..." Guo Nu himself complained a little.
Then, the camera shifted to the room where Yang Mi, Su Li, and Zhu Liao were trapped. Yang Mi asked Su Li to wake up Zhu Liao. Liao's face
The camera didn't have a close-up of the process of buckling the instant noodles on Zhu Liao's face, but seeing the unbearable expressions of Su Li and Yang Mi, some audience members also laughed.
Zhu Liao woke up with a dazed face, and then Yang Mi and Su Li finally found hope, Yang Mi said loudly: "Hurry up and call the police."
"Uh, oh... call the police..." Zhu Liao picked up the phone on the table, and Yang Mi and Su Li were watching his movements.Then, Zhu Liao suddenly let go of the receiver and asked casually, "By the way, what's the number for the 110 police?"
"Haha..." Seeing this, the whole theater burst into laughter for the first time, and Zhao Yingjun played very well here.In addition, Su Li and Yang Mi expected Zhu Liao to bring them a bright expression, and this bixing effect had a huge effect, and everyone couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Could we just call the police to solve the problem like this?" A viewer felt a little unsatisfied. If Zhu Liao really asked him to call the police to solve the problem, what is there to see in the future?
However, Zhu Liao suddenly felt something strange. When he turned around, he stood at the door with a tire-faced expression. Zhu Liao, who had connected to the alarm call, immediately froze, and the expressions of Su Li and Yang Mi also completely froze.
"Ah..." Zhu Liao could only make up a paragraph into the phone receiver: "Director Feng...I think that role is more suitable for Dehua..."
Then there was the sound of a string of electric batons working...
Now, the laughter brought about by the scene just now has not subsided, and the second wave of hilarious laughter has already occurred. Basically, people in the movie theater can't help laughing out loud.
"Finally it looks a little bit..." Guo Nu couldn't help but laugh: "I'll just say... Su Li shouldn't be that level."
Lin Hai also put away his smile: "That Zhu Liao is too sb...haha."...
………………
The camera continued, because he didn't know how to use the cash register, so Su Li was called out by the tire and came outside to help collect the money.As a result, for the first time, a second-hand guy who bought soy milk came. This person made everyone laugh in the movie theater from many aspects, and his wretched appearance made people laugh more and more.
This person was a cameo by Zhong Dajun, and the wretched appearance made the audience laugh non-stop. When he was finally burned by his own decision, the audience couldn't help laughing anymore.
"That idiot..." Some of Su Li's fans commented on Zhong Dajun's character one after another, laughing out of breath.
"It's getting more and more funny..." When the bosses of the theaters saw this, they laughed and laughed.
"It's getting more and more interesting..." Guo Nu also commented in the same way, but after he just finished commenting on this sentence, the next hilarious part came again.
Xu Zheng was very kind to Tire, and asked him to take off the hood on his head. He put the magazine in his hand on the magazine rack, and then walked around teaching him with his arms around him. Tire secretly took another magazine from the magazine rack. One magazine.
After Xu Zheng's education failed for a long time, he finally became angry and started beating the tires violently. Suddenly, the audience couldn't breathe because of Xu Zheng's outburst.
Finally, the audience's smiles were like a river bursting a bank. After breaking through a fragile barrier, everyone's smiles rushed forward, and there was no way to stop them
Soon, the plot came to a point where Yang Mi pretended to go to the toilet and secretly brought a note to Su Li. Who knew that when Su Li was watching, Xu Zheng suddenly walked over and took the paper in his hand.
"Oops..." The audience was so happy that they couldn't help themselves, but when they saw this scene, they tightened up, and they all started to worry about Su Li.
Who knew that He Sanshui, played by Xu Zheng, turned out that this piece of paper was only used to wipe his nose, which made everyone a false alarm.
Then, Su Li's old classmate suddenly showed off his current girlfriend, BMW, etc. in front of him, and then walked away.Xu Zheng couldn't take it anymore after seeing it, and shook Su Li: "Little Gangya, I know you are very sad..."
"Brother Shui, no..."
Xu Zheng interrupted him rudely again, hearing that Su Li still seemed to want to talk, He Sanshui finally told all the reasons why he came here today
It turned out that He Sanshui was a crazy math enthusiast, and he believed that he would be able to calculate a set of lottery winning numbers with his own ability.This kind of thing is completely whimsical in front of others, but he did it last month...
However, although he won the lottery number, who knows that he bought the lottery ticket from Wang Sufen, the proprietress of this supermarket, but because Wang Sufen was dialing the number while watching TV, he mistyped Xu Zheng's number
Therefore, Xu Zheng decided that it was the proprietress who sent him money.
"So that's how it is..."
"He Sanshui is not a bad person."
"It's that proprietress who is so hateful." The audience has been unknowingly attracted by the plot, and now they have shifted a lot of sympathetic eyes to Xu Zheng.It wasn't until this time that they suddenly realized that they were immersed in the plot unknowingly, just like when they were watching "Eavesdropping".
"This explanation is really interesting..." Guo Nu said while laughing, and the people around him were also laughing—although Xu Zheng was speaking in a sad and indignant tone, but Xu Zheng is so serious that people want to laugh when they see it .So even though he was complaining, the audience couldn't help but laugh.
At this time, Xu Zheng uttered a classic line that was pirated from Brother Ma in "The True Colors of a Hero". …
After Xu Zheng finished speaking, Su Li finally hugged Xu Zheng's shoulder: "Brother Shui, my classmate didn't give me any money."
"Ah..." Xu Zheng's expression froze in an instant, and the audience's laughter stopped for an instant. However, within a short time, even less than a second, a burst of laughter completely broke out in this place, and many people laughed so hard that they were in tears. Out.
………………
In the movie, Tang Xiaolian, played by Yang Mi, through a series of tricks, finally let Zhu Liao successfully electrocute the tire, and then the two of them came out to avenge.
The whole process also made people laugh a little bit, but Zhu Liao felt that he had finally taken control of the initiative, and started to smile in front of Xu Zheng.
Su Li was also called into his camp by him, and Zhu Liao was still holding his own electric baton, approaching Xu Zheng step by step.
"Ah... the situation has been reversed..." the audience said silently.
"Actually, He Sanshui is not a bad person..." People felt a little sorry for He Sanshui, but it was too late now, because Zhu Liao had already mastered the electric baton.
Then, with a sinister smile, Zhu Liao stretched out his electric baton in Xu Zheng's direction.
"Oh...it's a pity for He Sanshui." The audience felt a little regretful in their hearts. They felt that Xu Zheng was doomed this time, so they watched Zhu Liao's electric baton approach Xu Zheng
However, at this moment, the camera switched quickly, and then the appearance of the two electric batons flashed before people's eyes.In the next second, a medium shot was re-drawn from the screen, but this shot was still.
On the big screen, the situation where Zhu Liao and the others had controlled all the victories was instantly reversed——
Xu Zheng held a longer black electric baton and pressed it against Zhu Liao's waist. The small electric baton Zhu Liao took out couldn't touch Xu Zheng at all...
This shot is still, as if to give the audience time to react...
Sure enough, after seeing this frozen shot, everyone couldn't help it anymore, and for a while, the entire auditorium burst into laughter again
This kind of laughter seemed to blow off the entire ceiling, no matter whether it was a man or a girl, old or young, everyone was overjoyed.
If this kind of shot is described in words, there is naturally no funny place, but after the processing of the shot, the rapid switching between the middle shot and the close-up, and the expressions of the actors cooperate: for example, Xu Zheng puts one hand in his trouser pocket, his face When writing contemptuously, the audience can't stop the impact of this kind of laughter
"I'm laughing to death..." The bosses who came with Sun Bing couldn't help their smiles, especially when Yang Mi's right hand reached into his mouth out of surprise and sighed that there was another one. A wave of smiles was born.
"Let me just say...he won't let me down..." Guo Nu accidentally bumped into the stool in front of him because of laughing just now, and now he said this while rubbing his head depressedly.
Now, the movie has finally shown the most exciting part, and the audience burst into laughter. The movie has only been in for more than 40 minutes, and many people have laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.
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