The ultimate flower nurse
Chapter 140: Battle Between Heaven and Man
"Ah? I thought such things would only happen in novels or TV dramas, but they also happen in reality? Then your master must be an old fairy with white hair and a head full of fairy spirit?" Jin Xizi suddenly became excited. When he got up, his eyes were shining with excitement, and he stared at Li Mu.
"It's not as perfect as you think. It's all in books and TV dramas. My master is just a bad old man with a hot temper. He always likes to physically punish and spank my ass!" Li Mu said the word "ass" on purpose. , his eyes subconsciously glanced at Jin Xizi's perky buttocks, which made Jin Xizi look a little nervous and dreamy in his heart, you can tell by her dodging and shy eyes.But she didn't dodge, instead she sneered and said, "I didn't expect you to have such a childhood. How long have you been studying martial arts? How many times have you been beaten by the master?"
"This has been going on for at least ten years, right? At first, it was because I was in poor health when I was a child. My parents wanted me to exercise, so I asked the famous master at that time, but the old master refused to accept me. My parents Kneel down to the master, and let me kneel down to the master. The master saw that our family sincerely wanted to learn martial arts, so he accepted me softly and became a closed disciple. He has extremely strict requirements on me, as I have said just now, Not only was I not allowed to show my martial arts, but if I made a slight mistake, I would be allowed to eat fried pork slices with bamboo shoots and enjoy a meal of skin/meat. But fortunately, I lived up to Master’s expectations, and I also proved that European style is a martial arts wizard. I have learned the essence of master's martial arts, and defeated my senior brother, and become the youngest disciple of master but the highest martial arts disciple." Li Mu smiled very proudly when he said it, but he was apologizing to his parents in his heart, sorry , arranged for you.However, the more Li Mu told this lie, the more he felt it. In the end, he felt like he really had such a master, and he sweated a lot.But I really have a master, but he was an ancient man more than 1000 years ago.
"I didn't expect you to have such an experience. No wonder your grades are so poor. Could it be that you are too busy to study hard?" Jin Xizi didn't doubt Li Mu's words at all, but completely believed them, and became gentle to Li Mu. stand up.It seems that girls are soft-hearted and easily moved. Telling girls about their tragic experiences and the history of heroic struggles is indeed a must-kill skill for picking up girls.
"No, I did it on purpose. Hehe, since I can't show my martial arts, and I'm going to be a bum, I should be more thorough. I just messed up my test scores on purpose." Li Mu said arrogantly. [
"Ah? Why?" Jin Xizi was surprised, his eyes full of curiosity.
"This is because my master and I are angry. Since I am not allowed to show my martial arts, then I will not show my literary skills, so I will get a rubbish result in the test. I will make a blockbuster when my martial arts is perfect." Li Mu said that I am an expert. said the face.
"Haha, I didn't expect you to be so childish!" Jin Xizi covered his mouth and laughed, and his attitude towards Li Mu became softer and closer.Li Mu felt excited and secretly happy.
"Hey, it's because I was ignorant when I was young, but now I'm much better, and I'm extremely grateful and grateful to Master and the elderly." Li Mu laughed.
"It's not as perfect as you think. It's all in books and TV dramas. My master is just a bad old man with a hot temper. He always likes to physically punish and spank my ass!" Li Mu said the word "ass" on purpose. , his eyes subconsciously glanced at Jin Xizi's perky buttocks, which made Jin Xizi look a little nervous and dreamy in his heart, you can tell by her dodging and shy eyes.But she didn't dodge, instead she sneered and said, "I didn't expect you to have such a childhood. How long have you been studying martial arts? How many times have you been beaten by the master?"
"This has been going on for at least ten years, right? At first, it was because I was in poor health when I was a child. My parents wanted me to exercise, so I asked the famous master at that time, but the old master refused to accept me. My parents Kneel down to the master, and let me kneel down to the master. The master saw that our family sincerely wanted to learn martial arts, so he accepted me softly and became a closed disciple. He has extremely strict requirements on me, as I have said just now, Not only was I not allowed to show my martial arts, but if I made a slight mistake, I would be allowed to eat fried pork slices with bamboo shoots and enjoy a meal of skin/meat. But fortunately, I lived up to Master’s expectations, and I also proved that European style is a martial arts wizard. I have learned the essence of master's martial arts, and defeated my senior brother, and become the youngest disciple of master but the highest martial arts disciple." Li Mu smiled very proudly when he said it, but he was apologizing to his parents in his heart, sorry , arranged for you.However, the more Li Mu told this lie, the more he felt it. In the end, he felt like he really had such a master, and he sweated a lot.But I really have a master, but he was an ancient man more than 1000 years ago.
"I didn't expect you to have such an experience. No wonder your grades are so poor. Could it be that you are too busy to study hard?" Jin Xizi didn't doubt Li Mu's words at all, but completely believed them, and became gentle to Li Mu. stand up.It seems that girls are soft-hearted and easily moved. Telling girls about their tragic experiences and the history of heroic struggles is indeed a must-kill skill for picking up girls.
"No, I did it on purpose. Hehe, since I can't show my martial arts, and I'm going to be a bum, I should be more thorough. I just messed up my test scores on purpose." Li Mu said arrogantly. [
"Ah? Why?" Jin Xizi was surprised, his eyes full of curiosity.
"This is because my master and I are angry. Since I am not allowed to show my martial arts, then I will not show my literary skills, so I will get a rubbish result in the test. I will make a blockbuster when my martial arts is perfect." Li Mu said that I am an expert. said the face.
"Haha, I didn't expect you to be so childish!" Jin Xizi covered his mouth and laughed, and his attitude towards Li Mu became softer and closer.Li Mu felt excited and secretly happy.
"Hey, it's because I was ignorant when I was young, but now I'm much better, and I'm extremely grateful and grateful to Master and the elderly." Li Mu laughed.
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