Dingguo

Chapter 183 Discussion about Seal

Seeing what Yu Feng said, Tianxiang blushed, bowed to Su Sanfu in front of the door, walked in, but asked, "Aren't you going to Tianxiang in the building?"

Tian Xiang's words revealed intimacy, and Su San was not a young boy who had just experienced romance, so he could clearly hear the meaning of Tian Xiang's words. 【】Although it is not certain for a while, is Tianxiang saying this intentionally to please?But coming here uninvited, and saying such things again, can still show Tianxiang's favor for him.

It's just that he didn't have any greed for Tianxiang's beauty, so he smiled calmly and said to the two, "Don't all stand, sit down and talk."

Tianxiang is an active person, when she came, it changed the silent atmosphere of Su San and Yu Feng.

I just listened to her sitting beside Yu Feng and kept saying things that made people laugh.Yu Feng had something on her mind, and it was only when Tianxiang asked her that she was able to say a few words in cooperation.Su San just smiled and listened quietly without saying a word.

Tianxiang said by herself, it's not interesting, but she was all focused on making Su San happy, so she joked about the seal that suddenly appeared on the street today, as well as the content of the seal.

"According to Tianxiang, the person who wrote this seal is also talented. It is written so plainly, and there is no way to do it, but it is so easy to read. It really hits the hearts of ordinary people, and it is better than the real famous A good sentence is even more touching."

Su San laughed out loud, Tianxiang's chatter was still on his head.

"Why? Don't you believe me?" Tian Xiang smiled strangely on Su San's face.Then he said seriously, "Even a talented man like Mr. Su may not be able to write something like that."

Yu Feng also smiled and said, "There is Tao, and there is Wu Tao. Under any circumstances, what to do, Mr. Su is proficient in poetry, and Zhang is naturally a smallpox. Although he doesn't bother to do such things, he must do it." , it’s not impossible to do something like this, I’m afraid it’s a hundred times better than what’s printed on it.”

In Yu Feng's words, there was some meaning of driving people into the sea.Su San glanced at the two of them quite attentively, and then saw that the two of them were faintly joining forces, and wanted to push herself to Ge Na to print the meaning of the same word.

In fact, the printed content was all randomly made up by him referring to the jingle from the previous life, and the intention was catchy, easy to remember, and easy to understand.But I don't want to be used by two women now to bury myself.

It reminded him of the story of 'Using the Spear of the Son to Attack the Shield of the Son'.Helplessly smiled, still looking unmoved, as if he didn't care about what the two of them said.

Seeing that Su Sanhao was bored, Tianxiang shot her mother a glance, and said softly, "If you talk about serious poetry, I'm afraid this writer can't compare with Su Gongzi; but when it comes to this jingle, I'm afraid Su Gongzi doesn't care I can't compare with this person. Tianxiang remembers that there are a few sentences in it that read: "You are like Lin Hailu, pig-headed and pig-headed, and you still want to find a wife." He's good at it, fooling the court and bullying the people, such a governor is really good."

Su San is a black thread at one end, fortunately this is not in the previous life, or else, a person can sing this jingle.He just wanted to be lazy, and happened to remember the song of learning from Lei Feng's good role model, so he changed it casually. This is really sorry for someone, but fortunately, no one knows the origin of this in this life.

Seeing Su San's uncomfortable face, Tianxiang smiled lightly and said, "Although this print is too vulgar to be used on the stage, it is after all a word that is directly close to people's hearts. Mr. Su has read poetry and books, I am afraid that he will not be able to do it right now. Let Mr. Su do it, but it can't be done. Oh."

Looking at Su San, the word 'oh' has reached Yu Feng.

Yu Feng didn't know where her temper came from, and she wanted Su San to make a fool of herself, so she followed Tianxiang's words and said, "I don't believe it! Mr. Su, just write a few words for this little girl to listen to and stop her. Mouth."

But Su San smiled 'puffing', said to Tianxiang, and then to Yufeng, "Is it stupid to be Ningyuan? What are you thinking when you sing together?"

Tianxiang laughed, and Yufeng laughed too, but turned her head away without answering.

"One said: It can't be done; the other said: If you don't believe it, you can't do it. If I really take advantage of your wishes, I will be fooled. You can use this vulgar word to make fun of me, right? ? It’s not what you want. Don’t do it.” Su San laughed.

Tianxiang said regardless, "Come on, Mr. Su is afraid of not doing well? He is afraid that people will gossip, so that's why he said he wouldn't do it! If you don't do it, then don't do it. You are a man. Done, how can we two women dare to say no?"

These words are ambiguous, and the whole article is a discussion of "doing or not".Yu Feng couldn't hear it right, so he gave Tianxiang a look.

Tianxiang also felt that there was some ambiguity in these words, so her face also blushed.

Su San laughed, and didn't change the subject from here, but squinted her eyes and smiled, "You don't need to use these words to provoke me, my son is well-educated and talented, and whether he can do it or not, it's not Tianxiang girl one or two If you want to write a sentence, it will be obliterated. In fact, it is not difficult for me to write such words. You only need to answer my two questions truthfully. As long as you can answer, let alone a few sentences, it will be hundreds of words. Such a common saying, my young master can easily come up with it, do you believe it or not?"

Tianxiang was overjoyed, happy that Su San had finally been fooled; Yu Feng's expression was somber, so that Su San's promise was so cunning, I'm afraid there was some scheming in it.

Tianxiang slapped the table proudly and said, "Okay, just two questions. You and we can't answer them." Tianxiang didn't care what questions Su San wanted to ask. If she thought about it, even if she couldn't answer all the questions correctly, at least she wouldn't. It's all wrong, and if she takes advantage of her as a woman, she won't be unable to pass the test.

He smiled and said softly, "These two questions are actually very simple." Seeing the two of them staring at themselves, Su San paused for a while and said, "The first question is: Are you two men? woman?"

The two were taken aback, what kind of problem is this?They all looked at each other in surprise.Then they said in unison, "Of course it's a woman."

Su San tilted her head and smiled, but didn't speak.

Tianxiang was a little annoyed. "What? No?"

Su San squeezed her fist and coughed, then smiled softly, "Is that right, only God knows. Why don't I come out, you are women?"

"You. Isn't that obvious?"

"It's obvious? Where's the obvious? Eyebrows drawn, rouge on, walking, shaking, is it a woman?"

Tian Xiang was taken aback for a moment, but never refuted Su San's words.Since ancient times, there has been a custom of the south wind in the world. Some men are more women than women.

But this is indeed obvious, this chest has a deep hole that women have, but men don't.

"It's the second ball on the chest. If you want to fake it, you can do it." Su San said softly, but there was no sign of Meng Lang in his behavior, as if he was saying something seriously.

"Then according to Mr. Su's meaning?" Yu Feng frowned.

"It's very simple, take off all the clothes, and I'll drill the eyes. If you see the eyes, that's the obvious fact." Su San said seriously.

Yu Feng got angry and turned her face away coldly, she didn't expect Su San to be so erotic.

Tianxiang rolled her eyes, she was naturally used to this scene, because she said, "That's good, but in such a cold day, it doesn't need to be so troublesome, just touch the top and bottom through the clothes Don't worry, Mr. Su just touch it, turn around, I will definitely not talk to Sister Ying."

Su San would not be intimidated by her last sentence, she opened her hands and said, "That's good, let's touch from Sister Feng first."

Yu Feng jumped up quickly and dodged behind Tianxiang.Seeing Yu Feng dodging, Su San pointed at Chao Tianxiang, "Then we have to start with Miss Tianxiang."

"Come here." Tianxiang bit her lower lip tightly, looking at Su San nervously, her eyes were flustered, but also a little excited.If she wanted to change someone, she would never make such a promise. If someone touched her, wouldn't she be at a disadvantage?

Su San's fingers were about to touch Tianxiang's chest, and seeing that Tianxiang hadn't tried to avoid it, she knew that Tianxiang was determined not to hide, so she withdrew her hand embarrassingly.

Yu Feng and Tian Xiang fell down at the same time with their hearts hanging.Coming to Su San just wanted to take advantage of the verbal advantage, and he didn't really intend to make a move.

Unexpectedly, Su Sanyi stopped, and immediately said, "Second question, is this young master a man or a woman. Answer quickly."

The second woman was asked anxiously by Su San, and hurriedly said, "Men."

"What you say doesn't count. You can only prove it by taking off your clothes. I'll take them off." Su San stood up very quickly, and while undressing, said: I have to take off.

The two women were so frightened that they stood up screaming in unison and ran outside.

Su San just unbuttoned his coat, and saw the two women running away, so he smiled softly, "Small sample.Partner to punish me?Did you grow up drinking rice cereal? '

He buttoned up his clothes unhurriedly, walked out of the room, and walked away under the horrified expressions of the two women outside the door.

"What are you afraid of? Where are we here? Are you still afraid of him taking off his clothes by himself?" Yu Feng counted Tianxiang.

Tianxiang also said very depressed, "It's not because my mother ran out when she screamed and panicked."

The two said in unison, "Hmph, I will never spare him next time."

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