rogue saint

When school started, Wu Lai went to school alone. He had already visited with Wu Kai once when he reported for duty, so Wu Kai didn't go there this time.But Wu Lai never looked at the direction of the bus line when he got on the bus. He only saw the name of the station on the stop sign and went up. When he was lucky, he sat in the right direction and could reach the destination platform. At that time, just take the bus in the opposite direction, and the same is true for taking the subway.However, often luck is not so good.On this day, Wu Lai took the opposite bus again, only to realize that he was going in the wrong direction after halfway through the bus.

Wu Lai patted his head: "Why do you always forget to look at the direction? Sigh, it looks like I'm going to be late."

Sure enough, when I turned back by car again, I was half an hour late.

When I arrived at the school and was about to go in, a security guard appeared at the door at some point and shouted to Wu Lai: "Classes have started now, no one else is allowed to enter!"

"Brother, I'm a student, let me in." Wu Lai said with a hippie smile.

"Tch, many gangsters say that they are students and want to sneak into the school to pick up girls. My buddy never misses it. You are a student? How is that possible?" the security guard said solemnly.

Wu Lai argued excitedly, "I'm really a student!"

"What about the proof?"

"Me, I went to school on the first day, where is there any proof?"

"Since it's the first day of school, why didn't you come early?"

"Oh, brother, I beg you, let me in. If my mother finds out that I'm absent from school, I will be miserable."

"That's no good. You didn't prove it. If you let you in and something happens, I will be miserable. The principal will not let me go. I beg you, please leave."

Wu Lai touched his pocket. The security guard thought he wanted to get cigarettes or money, and thought to himself: If he bribes me, should I accept it?It doesn't matter, what kind of cigarettes, money, throw them at me, I don't mind.

In the midst of YY, Wu Lai took out a small red notebook: "Uh, brother, this seems to be my student ID card, can you see it?"

The security guard almost sat down on the ground: "Beast, why didn't you take it out earlier?"

"I'm sorry, I forgot." Wu Lai said embarrassedly, scratching his head.

After looking at his student ID card, the security guard waved his hand impatiently: "Go in quickly."

Looking at the hurried figures on campus and listening to the sound of reading books coming from the teaching building, Wu Lai sighed in his heart: "This is life in high school! I must integrate into it and become a real high school student. "(Cut, you have to get your elementary school diploma first!)

Although the Ninth Middle School is not the best high school, the hardware equipment is not bad. It covers an area of ​​[-] mu and has complete teaching facilities.

Finding the grade one (nine) class he was in, Wu Lai looked into the classroom and found that the class had already started.

A teacher on the podium is giving a lecture with joy, but there are not many people listening to the class below. Eat breakfast, eat breakfast, fight, sleep, chat, and even some people fight the landlord, and of course some people play mobile phones Or the laptop, Wu Lai was completely speechless, is this still a class?It is more lively than the vegetable market.

But the teacher seemed to have become numb, and he didn't care about the people below him at all, and he was speaking vigorously on his own.At this time, a weak voice suddenly came, interrupting his train of thought: "Excuse me, is this Class One (Nine) Senior High?"

Everyone burst into laughter immediately.

The teacher was very annoyed, if you were down there, you could do whatever you wanted, but you couldn't disturb his lecture, this was his principle.Moreover, this question is really too mentally handicapped. Is it from Class One ([-]) of Senior High? Don’t you know how to read it yourself?

But the teacher held back his anger and asked, "This student, this is Senior One (Class Nine)."

"Sorry, teacher, I'm a new student."

The teacher just remembered that there seemed to be a freshman who came to his class, named Wu Lai, so he walked out and asked, "Is your name Wu Lai?"

Wu Lai nodded.

"I'm Teacher Huang, the head teacher of Class One (Ninth) Senior High. Why are you late?"

"So you are my class teacher! I took the bus in the wrong direction today, so I was late."

Teacher Huang led Wu Lai into the class, stepped onto the podium, and introduced: "Today we have a new student in our class, and everyone applauds him."

Sparse applause came from under the podium.

"Let's invite this new student to introduce himself."

Wu Lai tossed that magical long flowing hair, and said excitedly: "Hi everyone, my name is Wu Lai."

I could only hear someone whispering from below: "It turns out that this silly classmate is called a rascal!"

"Oh, how handsome! My old lady told you, don't fight with my old lady, this little white-faced old lady wants it."

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Wu Lai heard it naturally, and showed a smile that he thought was very charming, and continued his speech: "I am very happy to be able to study and study with you all, and hope that we can make progress together and be admitted to the ideal university..." Wu Lai said about high school life Full of expectations, so his self-introduction was effusive.Moreover, when he thought of Wang Fei's words, his voice seemed extremely magnetic, and he thought that he must have fascinated a lot of girls!

The teacher in charge looked at the excited expression on Wu Lai's face and was also very encouraged: "Student Wu Lai said very well. You are classmates in the same class. You should unite and forge ahead, be positive, emancipate your mind, seek truth from facts, and conscientiously implement national policies. and spirit, and strive hard to build our Huaxia country into a prosperous, democratic and civilized modern country..."

Wu Lai thought to himself: Why is this head teacher even more Tang Seng than Tang Seng.He has already found that many people are about to vomit blood, but the head teacher doesn't realize it, and still gives his enthusiastic speech with saliva.

The homeroom teacher talked eloquently for more than an hour, which made the people below drowsy, and Wu Lai, who was standing by the side, was also quite depressed.

Finally, I finally heard a sentence: "Okay, my words are over."

Immediately, applause came from the podium, and some people even cheered: "Long live!"

The head teacher thought he was praising him for his good speech, so he was very excited, and his spirit was flying. At this moment, his vanity was unprecedentedly inflated, and he thought: I am so popular as the head teacher, and it seems that I have done a very successful job. Say hello!It's time to apply to the Principal for the Outstanding Teacher Award.Who will not give this award to me?

Wu Lai could only hear someone below muttering: "The politics class is finally over. Alas, we should suggest to the principal that all the political teachers in the school should retire, and one head teacher is enough." Hearing these words, Wu Lai felt ashamed It's about to collapse.

The homeroom teacher was excited for a while, and finally noticed Wu Lai who was still standing beside him, pointed to an empty table and said, "Student Wu Lai, just sit there!"