rogue saint

When Wu Lai came home, he found that Wang Fei had come to play with him. The two brothers hadn't seen each other for several months, and they were very happy when they saw each other.After dinner, Wu Lai told Wang Fei what had happened recently, and then looked at him proudly.

Unexpectedly, Wang Fei's words made Wu Lai's high-spirited head droop again, as if a certain organ was very excited, but it was accidentally stimulated abnormally and shriveled.

I only heard Wang Fei say: "I said cousin, you haven't even learned [-]% of me, you, you are really embarrassing to me."

Looking at the depressed Wu Lai, Wang Fei said again: "Why, you are not convinced, are you?"

"Didn't I tell you not to mess with girls who are too beautiful, especially a novice like you, because they are all proud princesses, your mouth is not sweet enough, and sugar-coated cannonballs can't attack their cities. But change As long as I am handsome and unrestrained, there is no such restriction."

"Look at you, you just messed with this girl, and ended up getting yourself into the prison. If Grandpa didn't save you, you would be disabled in the prison without dying."

"Also, you're really out of your mind. How can you not want this kind of stuff that comes automatically to your door? Go ahead, and when you're done playing, just dump her."

After talking for a long time, Wu Lai couldn't interject at all, and finally interrupted: "But—" but was interrupted immediately.

"But what, don't say you're afraid you won't be able to get rid of it. You have a thousand ways to get rid of it. The most direct one is that I don't have feelings for you anymore. Turn around and leave after you finish speaking. How convenient and trouble-free it is to just say a word."

Wu Lai was silent about this, but his heart was full of waves: Why didn't I think of it?Still the cousin is smart.It seems that I am not shameless enough!

"Also, your conversation is too old-fashioned. When people ask you if you have money, you can tell the truth, but why don't you say that my grandfather, your grandfather, is a high-ranking official in the central government? That is a very important capital .But it’s not your fault, you haven’t integrated into this circle yet, so I’ll remember it in the future.”

Wu Lai said depressedly: "But, I can't talk about my grandfather being a high official every day, can I?"

Wang Fei said angrily: "Oh, let me tell you what's good about you. Of course it depends on the occasion. Don't tell me you just say that my grandfather is a high-ranking official, and others will think you are crazy. Fortunately, you are the last one." I suddenly came to my senses and extorted 10 yuan to come back, otherwise I really don’t know how to say hello. Well, rogue cousin, you rogue still need to learn more, it seems that you are still far from passing the test.”

"Don't say that, cousin, I'll show you something nice again."

Wu Lai closed the door, mysteriously took out a small card, put it into the card reader, and inserted it into the laptop. After clicking on it, the group of photos clearly appeared on the computer, with 1000 million pixels. It's so detailed, it's so clear.Wang Fei looked at it with relish.

Seeing that Wang Fei was engrossed, Wu Lai said braggingly, "Cousin, how are you doing?"

"Cousin, you beast! Don't say I know you!" Hearing Wang Fei's words, Wu Lai was dumbfounded.

I only heard Wang Fei continue to say: "Are you art? It has simply tarnished the two sacred words of art. Look at them, they are skinny, black, and covered with ribs. Who will see it? In addition, this camera technology is not good. Professional, the location is not beautiful, the angle is not good, the lighting is not good, from a professional point of view, it is a waste film..." Wang Fei pointed to the photos and commented on them, not allowing Wu Lai to refute.

"Is it really that unbearable?" Wu Lai was hit hard like a defeated rooster.

"I, I'm about to throw up. They laugh so obscenely and disgustingly. Cousin, you hurt me."

"How did I hurt you?"

"Damn the sacred photography art in my heart, maybe when I search for photography art photos on the Internet in the future, I will think of these disgusting pictures. How do you let me look at it! My young and pure heart has left an indelible shadow. You have to compensate me for my spiritual loss."

Wu Lai only heard a "bang", and fell to the ground.

"Then how should I compensate?" Wu Lai got up and asked in a low voice.

Wang Fei said mysteriously: "Is your bottle of Louis XIII still there?" Judging by the expression, it was quite wretched.

Wu Lai pointed at Wang Fei and said angrily: "I knew you had no good intentions, so you wanted to hit my Louis XIII! There is no door, my dear Thirteen will not give it to you, Don't you have a bottle yourself?"

Wang Fei spread his hands: "I finished it with Sprite."

"You, go find brother Jian." Wu Lai said angrily.

"I've already looked for it, and he's already finished drinking it. But I know you must still keep it, cousin."

"Are you so sure?"

"I'm pretty sure. Didn't your behavior just now mean that you haven't had a drink yet?"

"You—" Wu Lai was speechless, and after a while, he squeezed out a sentence through his teeth: "How about this, cousin, let's go to the bar to extort a few more bottles." Ganqing still remembered the last extortion.It seems that he has tasted the sweetness of extortion.

"Cousin, you!" Wang Fei sat down on the chair and vomited blood.