rogue saint

After Wu Lai dragged Wang Fei and Song Jian away, Song Jian suddenly stopped on the way, stared at Wu Lai and said word by word: "Boss, I now realize that you are not an ordinary person."

"That's right, cousin, I also found out that even the terminal cancer can be cured, it's too abnormal."

"Then who am I?" Wu Lai asked back.

"Then you have to ask yourself. Be honest, who are you?"

"I'm actually an alien. I've heard of it from Planet Alpha. I'm from Planet Alpha. I'm an interstellar traveler. As a result, during the interstellar travel, the spaceship broke down and I accidentally came here." Seeing that they were already suspicious, Wu Lai made up a random story.

"Stop it, you think we are three-year-olds! It's science fiction, how could it be real?"

Wu Lai asked, "Don't you believe it?"

Song Jian said firmly, "We wouldn't believe it even if we were beaten to death."

"Stop, I still kind of believe it." Wang Fei said suddenly.

"Wang Fei, you are not a firm will." Song Jian said with grief and indignation: "Actually, I also believe it a little bit."

Hearing the first sentence, he still thought it was nothing, but after hearing the latter, Wu Lai and Wang Fei almost fainted.

"Really believe it?" Wu Lai asked.

"I really believe it." Song Jian nodded desperately.

"Forget it, don't fool you, I'm actually a fairy."

"Boss, I won't trust you again this time, you always fool us, one set of one set."

"Are you sure?"

"Absolutely this time."

Wu Lai then said sternly: "Okay, I really won't lie to you this time. I've been with you for so long, so I should let you know something. Let's go, I'll take you to a place. You close your eyes."

"Cousin, why do you close your eyes? I'm still cn!" Wang Fei asked puzzled.

"Stop rambling, or I won't take you there."

Wang Fei and Song Jian closed their eyes according to their words, and Wu Lai led them into the Promise Sacred Tablet.

When Wang Fei and Song Jian opened their eyes, they found another world.Here is a blue sky, the sun shines on the earth, and white clouds float in the sky, very warm and natural.And they were standing on a grass field, all kinds of exotic flowers and plants, competing for beauty, and various small animals, playing on the grass.

"here is?"

"This is the Holy Land of Promise. As I said, I am a god, and this is the place where I practice. In fact, I am not the kind of god in myths and legends, but a cultivator." Wu Lai then said some things about cultivation Listen to them.

As soon as I finished speaking, I found that Wang Fei and Song Jian seemed to be petrified, but the difference was that they were drooling.

"What's wrong with you?" Wu Lai walked over and patted the two of them.

"Boss, you have to teach us!" Wang Fei and Song Jian jumped up and hugged Wu Lai's leg.

Wu Lai said depressedly: "Go away, I'm not glass."

"Boss, are we your brothers?" Wu Lai nodded.

"Cousin, am I your cousin?" Wu Lai nodded.

The two pleaded bitterly: "Then you can do it well and teach us."

"Okay then, I'll do what I can." Hearing this, Wang Fei and Song Jian regained their spirits.

"Boss, let me rub your back and shoulders for you." "Cousin, are you hungry? I still have chocolate here, Dove's!"

Wu Lai chuckled lightly and said, "You kid, even if you have Dove's chocolate, you're not afraid of it melting!"

"Ah, cousin, how do you know it will melt?" Wang Fei took it out and found that the Dove chocolates had become soft, like ooze, and they really melted.

Wu Lai glared at him and said, "Cousin, since you are so dishonest, you don't need to learn."

"No, cousin, at worst, if you ask me to eat, I will never sleep, if you ask me to pee, I will never shit, I will wash your panties for you, and I will help you sleep with your woman..."

Before he finished speaking, he was kicked away by Wu Lai.

"A Jian, you are so sincere, I will teach you. As for my cousin, let him repent first. I was disgusted to death just now, and he was not sincere at all."

"Great, boss." Song Jian said excitedly, and looked at Wang Fei with a proud face.

"Cousin, I know I was wrong. No matter what you say in the future, it will be right. Everything you say is the highest will, and what your cousin says is the imperial decree." Wang Fei got up and hugged Wu Lai's leg.

Wu Lai emphasized: "You said this, I didn't force you. You have to think about it carefully, don't go back on your word!"

"I will never go back on my word!" Wang Fei had the word firm written all over his face, but he said in his heart: Cousin, I lied to you, and I am also a rascal, and what a rascal says can't be taken seriously.

"Since this is the case, then please help me solve a problem first." Wu Lai had an evil thought in his heart, and suddenly pointed forward with his hand.I saw a golden puppy not far away, quite cute, running towards them.

"What a cute puppy, come here, give me a hug." Wang Fei and Song Jian were overjoyed and rushed to meet him.But the little dog gradually grew bigger, and when it reached them, it was already as big as a lion. They were terrified: "Monster!" The two turned around and ran back, shouting: "Cousin ( Boss), help me."

But Wu Lai had disappeared.

"Cousin, where are you?"

"Boss, save us quickly!"

The sound of the two crying and shouting sounded in the Promise Holy Land, crying so badly, it was so dark that the sky was dark.

"Boss, I'm still a virgin, I don't want to die so early."

"Cousin, where have you been?"

In a blink of an eye, the lion-sized puppy was beside them, but instead of jumping at them, it looked at them curiously.The two of them were so frightened that they closed their eyes, but after seeing no movement for a while, they slowly opened them, and found that the monster was staring at them, and immediately closed their eyes again, tremblingly said: "Don't eat me."

"If you want to eat, eat him first."

"No, eat him first."

"You, don't eat us. When my cousin comes back, he will kill you, chop you up, roast you... He is a cultivator with boundless mana."

"Why haven't we left yet? Let's pretend to be dead first. It is said that if we pretend to be dead, it won't eat us."