rogue saint

Wu Kai suddenly remembered the dream he had at night, so he took the time to look up the two words he saw in the dream, and found that they were "wu" and "extreme". "Wuji!" Wu Kai thought to himself: Wuji gave birth to Taiji, Taiji gave birth to Liangyi, Liangyi gave birth to Sixiang, Sixiang gave birth to Eight Diagrams, and Eight Diagrams gave birth to all things in the world. Could it be that Wu Lai is really extraordinary?

But after thinking about it, it doesn't matter, it's my son anyway.Thinking of this, Wu Kai felt relieved.

"Wu Lai, why did you sneak out to play again, and made Xiao Hua cry, let's see how I deal with you. Let you kneel on the washboard today!" Wu Kai taught with a straight face.

"Brother Kai, the child is still young, it's okay to go out to play. You were not like this when you were young. I heard that you knelt on the washboard every day when you were a child. Do you want your son to do this too?" Seeing Wu Kai and Wu Lai again, Wang Mei couldn't help it. Speak up and protect each other.Mothers love their children the most.

Wu Lai thought, "Mom is the best for me."

"Tell you to be cruel to your son!" After speaking, he lifted his high-heeled foot and kicked Wu Kai. This kind of scene has happened many times. When Wu Kai saw this situation, he quickly avoided it. "Wu Lai, come on, let's go play mahjong with mom. Mom is going to play mahjong all night today. It's just that you can accompany mom. Before, mom was always alone, so lonely! Now you are by mom's side, mom feels very at ease."

"Great, Mom." Wu Lai said happily, but immediately felt a little sad: "But those aunts always like to hug me and call me a little rascal."

"By the way, aren't you weaned early? Why do you want to touch your auntie's breasts? Why are they so small? No wonder your auntie calls you a rascal." Wang Mei just remembered this.

Wu Lai said childishly: "Mom, doesn't Dad say that every time he watches TV? And sometimes he sneaks up on you!"

"Okay, Wu Kai, you dare to spoil your son, let's see how I deal with you." Wang Mei said to herself.

"Meimei, this, this is none of my business, I'm going to work first, you go play mahjong." Wu Kai obviously heard Wang Mei talking to herself, and as soon as the words fell, he lifted his own Bao Fei go out.

"Wu Kai, you, you are a guilty conscience. Hmph, I will settle accounts with you later." Turning around, he said to Wu Lai, "Wu Lai, don't learn from your father, he is just a rascal."

"But Mom, haven't I been called a little rogue? That little flower has always called me a little rogue, so I beat her."

"Really, I knew I wouldn't give you this name." Wang Mei felt a little regretful.

When Wu Lai was four years old, Wu Kai said to Wang Mei: "Mei Mei, Wu Lai is four years old now, should he go to school?"

"Okay, I'll take him to sign up, let's go to preschool first." Wang Mei thought for a while and said.

So Wu Lai started to go to school, but when Wang Mei went to pick him up at night, he found Wu Lai standing with his teacher with his head drooping, looking a little uncomfortable.

Wang Mei felt very strange, and quickly shouted: "Wu Lai, let's go home with my mother."

Wu Lai's teacher heard Wang Mei's voice, looked at Wu Lai, and said quickly, "Hello, are you Wu Lai's mother?" This teacher was about the same age as Wang Mei, about 30 years old.

"Yes, what do you want from me?" Wang Mei responded.

"It's like this, Wu Lai, he, at a young age, seems a bit, how should I put it, a bit lm, he even touched all the female students in the class." The teacher blushed a little when he said it.

"Ah, there is such a thing!" Wang Mei was shocked, and quickly said, "Wu Lai, tell me, what's going on?"

Wu Lai looked at Wang Mei, and said aggrievedly: "Mom, don't Xiao Hua and I often play like that?"

Wang Mei naturally understood, so she said apologetically, "Teacher, I'm sorry, our Wu Lai only thought it was a child's play, I'll go back and educate him."

"Oh, you don't know, today, many little girls were harassed by him." The teacher sighed. She has taught many preschool classes, but only this child is the most special.

Wang Mei was very embarrassed and had to keep apologizing: "I'm really sorry. But he's just a kid and doesn't understand anything. His father and I will definitely educate him when we get home."

Wu Lai said innocently: "Mom, doesn't Dad often sing: Little sister, let brother touch you?"

Wang Mei blushed all of a sudden, and fled back home with Wu Laifei, ashamed to see anyone!

"Okay Wu Kai, let's see how I deal with you, just wait and kneel on the washboard!" Wang Mei had already made up her mind.

Unexpectedly, Wu Lai secretly laughed at the side, and sang in his heart: I am a little rascal, babbling!

After returning home, Wu Kai heard about this matter, and said to Wu Lai seriously: "Wu Lai, Dad must educate you well. Dad told you, we can be rascals, but we can't be sloppy. You are a little boy, you You can't touch other people's little girls, that's lm behavior, you know?"

"Then dad, how about you touch your mother? Also, I touch those aunts, and they let me touch them!"

Wu Kai didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he could only say: "That's wrong, you are not allowed to do that in the future, otherwise you will kneel on the washboard, you must remember, you can't play lm, and you are not allowed to touch other people's little girls."

"I said you both have to kneel on the washboard, so go now." Wang Mei was speechless to the father and son, and quickly interjected.

Just as Wu Kai was about to slip away, Wang Mei grabbed her and said, "Wu Kai, you have to set an example, otherwise my son won't know what kind of education he will be made by you."

Wu Kai nodded helplessly, and pulled Wu Lai to kneel on the washboard together (a spoof).Alas, poor parents in the world! (I only remember that when my cousin was in college, his father was afraid that he would not adapt, so he followed him to college and pretended to be a junk collector. Except for collecting trash, he followed him every day and "take care" of him for half a year. We After hearing about it, I felt funny, but I really feel sorry for the parents of the world!)

Xiaohua next door asked puzzledly: "Mom, what is that little rascal doing on the washboard?"

Xiaohua's mother quickly said: "He, isn't he a little rascal? He must have disobeyed his mother and did something bad, so he kneeled on the washboard. From now on, you must be obedient and not do bad things, you understand?"

"But his father is also kneeling, can't he be playing a game?"

"They are big and small rascals, don't pay attention to them, Xiao Hua, let's eat!"

"Mom, can we give Xiaobai some of the food?"

"But didn't that little rascal bully you often?"

"Didn't mother say that you should help others?"

"Yeah, our little flower is so good, mother will bring it to them later."

Xiaohua said happily: "Xiaobai, come and eat fish." A white cat rushed out.