rogue saint

Wu Lai walked through the streets and alleys, and found that he had lost his way. It turned out that there was a crossroad, and he couldn't remember whether he was going south or north.Suddenly, he slapped his head, how could he forget the teleportation, he is getting old!Turning a corner and teleporting, he arrived near the neighborhood where his home was located, and then walked home quickly.Right now at home, Wu Kai and Wang Mei were anxiously waiting for him to come home for dinner.

"Is something wrong? Why haven't you come back yet? I must buy him a mobile phone later." Wang Mei said worriedly.

Wu Kai sighed: "Hey, Meimei, it's not that you don't know. Didn't he say that mobile phones radiate a lot? I really don't know what he thinks. No matter how high the radiation of mobile phones is, you still have to use them. Now people of the same age have mobile phones. He didn't even care."

"Of course, my precious son is different. He treats money like dung." Just as he finished speaking, there was the sound of keys opening the door and Wu Lai's voice: "Mom and Dad, I'm back."

"Why did you come back?" Wu Kai stood up and said with a straight face, "Do you know how worried your mother and I were waiting?"

"Why are you so cruel to my precious son? Didn't you often come back from playing very late when you were young!" Wang Mei also used her finger to Wu Kai.

Wu Lai thought to himself: Did Han Xue learn how to pick the flower finger from her mother?How can a woman know it?Is it really a woman's patent? (Our rascal has such an awareness, really gratifying!)

Wang Mei smiled and asked, "My dear son, come over and tell mom what's going on, why did you come back so late? Remember mom's policy!"

"I know, be lenient when confessing, and be strict when resisting!"

"It's good to know, if you lie, your pocket money will be deducted."

Wu Lai asked back: "Mom, when did I have pocket money?"

"Didn't Mom give you ten yuan last time?"

Wu Lai was depressed: It all happened hundreds of years ago. (Wang Mei: It’s not been a few days yet.)

Wu Lai said frankly: "Mom, I went to a classmate's house for dinner today, so I came back later."

"really?"

"Absolutely not lying, Wang Fei's cousin can also confirm."

"Well, mom is happy today, so I'll forgive you just once, and you can't be so late next time."

"But the classmates are very kind to me, and they all want to invite me to dinner, so what should I do?"

Wu Kai couldn't help but interjected: "If it's a male classmate's home, don't go there. If it's a female classmate and a beautiful woman, it doesn't matter if you come back later." But after finishing speaking, Wu Kai regretted it.Wu Lai kept nodding in his heart: That's natural, or dad is thinking of me!

But seeing Wang Mei looking at Wu Kai with resentful eyes, she performed her Shaolin stunt again, exerting strength on Wu Kai's body non-stop. "Wu Kai, you are teaching my precious son badly." The screams sounded again, Wu Kai repeatedly begged for mercy, and looked at Wu Lai with tears in his face: "Son, I am thinking about your sexual happiness, you can't Schadenfreude!

Of course, the relationship between father and son is very good. Seeing his father suffering, Wu Lai quickly said: "Mom, I won't listen to my father. He is just talking casually. Just let him go."

"Baby son is the most obedient. Since you are pleading for him, let him go for now. But ah, a beautiful classmate invites you home for dinner. Don't refuse, and don't be afraid. My baby son is the most handsome. It will definitely be loved by everyone, and the flowers will bloom when they see each other."

Wu Lai discovered that there were a few things on Wang Mei's body. First, she was wearing a furry coat. Second, she was wearing a ring on her hand and a necklace around her neck. Finally, she smelled a faint scent of perfume.

Could it be, did mother spend all the one hundred thousand? (Wang Mei: My God, dear son, you just noticed! Mom is such a failure.)

"Mom, you are so beautiful today!" Wu Lai said insincerely.My 10 yuan, just bought these useless things?Wu Lai shouted in his heart, God!I am dead!I really want to find a piece of tofu and kill it.

"Really? Mom is almost becoming an old woman, and the word beautiful is no longer used on her." Wang Mei said so, but she was still flattered.

Which woman does not love beauty, and does not like others to say she is beautiful?Even if it was a compliment, she liked to hear it.Through the association with Wang Fei and the contact with beautiful women, Wu Lai understands a truth: love of vanity is a woman's patent, vanity is not terrible, vanity is a sharp sword that women deserve to have.What I have to do is to give her a sheath.

Wu Lai smiled and said, "No way, my mother is the most beautiful woman in the world. By the way, why are you still wearing a coat, isn't it hot?"

Wang Mei just remembered that she went shopping spree today, and finally bought back the mink fur coat she had wanted for a long time. Because she was so happy, she kept wearing it and didn't take it off.

"Also, there seem to be a few extra things on your body, which look very expensive! Did you spend all the one hundred thousand?"

"Uh, no, dear son, you think too much. The [-] is reserved for you to go to college, marry a wife, and buy a house in the future. How could mother embezzle it without authorization? These are all fake, not expensive ” (Khan, there is such a mother!)

A black line appeared on Wu Lai's head: Mom really treats herself like a child!Forget it, who told her to be his mother?However, she said that 10 yuan is too useful, can one hundred thousand marry a wife?One hundred thousand can buy a house?Judging from the current market situation, how can you marry a daughter-in-law without 50, this is the capital!Let alone buying a house, one hundred thousand can't even afford the down payment.Thinking about it, I also feel sad. It seems that 10 yuan can’t do much. Investing in the stock market is often in vain. Investing in funds will also lose money. If you deposit in the bank, you won’t get much interest. Why don’t you just buy something you like like your mother, happy It's good to be happy.Life is all about trying to be happy, to be happy.If someone asks Wu Lai what the purpose of life is, he will definitely say without hesitation: "The way of heaven is what you want, life is just as good as it is, why force too much!"