rogue saint

After the meal, Wu Lai burped contentedly. Seeing Wang Fei alone in a daze, he pulled him aside and asked mysteriously, "Cousin, tell my cousin the truth, what is the progress between you and Annie?" How about it?"

"It's okay!" Wang Fei was very proud of this.In his heart, Annie was already in his pocket, and he couldn't escape.

Seeing Wang Fei so proud, Wu Lai continued to ask, "How far has it progressed?"

"Uh, cousin, why are you asking this?" Wang Fei asked back with some timidity.

Wu Lai said awe-inspiringly: "I care about your future life! Cousin, I don't care about you, who cares about you! Now we are outside, far away from our parents and elders. The elder brother is the elder. If the elder is not here, I am equivalent to your elder , I will take care of your affairs."

Seeing Wu Lai's righteous pretense, Wang Fei said embarrassingly: "Cousin, how embarrassing it is!"

Wu Lai exclaimed strangely: "Your face is thicker than that of a pig, and you still have the face to say sorry? My God, I heard it right!" At this moment, Wu Lai seemed to have just heard the funniest joke in the world .

Wang Fei said aggrievedly: "Cousin, you can't say that about me! I have a thin skin."

Wu Lai said with extreme contempt: "Che, if your skin is thin, a sow can climb a tree!"

Wang Fei slapped him haha ​​and didn't refute.He didn't know how to refute, so he just said what Wu Lai said.

Seeing that Wang Fei stopped talking, Wu Lai was embarrassed to talk about Wang Fei's face, but said: "Since you are embarrassed to speak, I will ask directly, are you xxoo?"

Hearing Wu Lai's words and seeing Wu Lai's obscene appearance, Wang Fei's face immediately turned red.After a long time, he squeezed out two words between his teeth: "No!"

Wu Lai gestured to him with the middle finger, and said: "Cut, I don't even have xxoo, what can I say is fine, it's a waste of my feelings. Did you guys kiss?"

Wang Fei shook his head and said, "No."

Wu Lai was so excited that he almost jumped up, and asked again: "It's so boring that you don't even have a kiss. Did you hold hands?"

Wang Fei's face turned red all of a sudden, and he said coyly like a little girl, "It's still close."

Wu Lai was completely defeated, and he was extremely speechless: "Cousin, I really gave in to you, I didn't even hold hands, let alone okay, it's not even so-so!"

Facing Wu Lai's contempt, Wang Fei lowered his head, looking a little dejected.

"Cousin, do you want my cousin to help you?" Wu Lai suddenly asked enthusiastically.

"How can I help?" Wang Fei regained his energy immediately.

Wu Lai said with a smirk: "I'm telling you, don't tell anyone, not even A Jian. There is a medicine called Qiyin Hehuansan, and there is another medicine called I love a firewood. It works very well." Oh. Just give Annie either of those two drugs and she'll fall in love with you completely. Which would you choose?"

Wang Fei said dubiously, "Cousin, this doesn't sound like a good medicine."

Suddenly, he seemed to think of something, and shouted: "No, aren't these the two medicines mentioned in the Dragon Sect of Master Xing's Deer and Cauldron?" I don't want these two medicines. Annie is a pure girl, and I can't use such medicines to harm her. Even if I get her, I will feel uneasy in my heart."

Wu Lai gave him a thumbs up, and said: "I appreciate your ambition, and I support you. However, it's better to act first, and then to bring disaster. You still have to hurry up!"

Wang Fei's eyes sparkled, and he said, "Of course, I have never given up on my efforts. She agreed to accompany me to the park today, and our relationship has taken a big step forward. I believe she will truly accept me soon."

Seeing that Wang Fei seemed a little flustered, Wu Lai struck again: "No xxoo, cousin, you still have a long way to go."

Wang Fei said a little speechlessly: "Cousin, don't be so nasty, okay? Even if I want xxoo, I have to wait until the night when I get married with her. Why is it just a matter of time."

"No way, cousin, did I hear you right?" Wu Lai patted Wang Fei's head again: "Cousin, you don't have a fever, how can you say such nonsense? You wait until that day, the day lily will be cold gone."

"Cousin, I'm serious." Wang Fei had a serious expression on his face.

"Damn, it's really a pity that you don't want to be a saint." Wu Lai said with great regret: "You have the face to say that you are a high-ranking son? If a high-ranking son can do it for your sake, you can give me a head!" You can be killed. Not only do you have the idea just now, but you are still a virgin, what a shame!"

Wang Fei asked back: "What's wrong with the high-ranking boys? Could it be that high-ranking boys can't live without virgins?"

Wu Lai pointed his middle finger to him again, and said, "Che, if you don't believe me, go back to Earth and find out, which high-ranking son is still a virgin at your age? If so, I'll call you cousin."

Wang Fei quickly said: "Don't, you are my cousin and will always be my cousin. However, it's not because of you. I am practiced by you almost every day. How can I have time to pick up girls? Later, I fell into the world of cultivating demons. Being hunted down every day makes me worry, and I don’t have time to pick up girls. Ah Jian’s situation is the same as mine, isn’t he also a virgin?”

Wu Lai was completely stunned: "I'm dizzy, you two guys, hurry up and solve my personal problems, I can't afford to lose such a person. In a few years, you will all become old virgins, don't blame me then."

Wang Fei said solemnly: "Cousin, as I said before, I was only xxoo on the wedding night in the bridal chamber. Even if I become an old virgin, I don't mind."

Wu Lai was completely speechless.Suddenly he thought of a question, and asked solemnly: "Cousin, you don't have a problem with that, do you?" After finishing speaking, Wu Lai stared at Wang Fei's crotch, trying to see what was going on.

Seeing that Wu Lai's gaze was not quite right, Wang Fei immediately covered his vitals with one hand, waved the other hand, and said, "No, absolutely not."

Wu Lai said with a smirk: "Cousin, overemphasizing is covering up. If there is something, why be shy? But, no, you are a dignified cultivator, why do you have problems in this regard?"

Hearing what Wu Lai said, Wang Fei immediately agreed and said, "That's right! Cousin, I have absolutely no problem with this, please don't be suspicious."

Wu Lai shook his head and said: "That's not necessarily the case. Some diseases are born, even if you become a cultivator, you may not be able to solve the problem, you need to prescribe the right medicine. Cousin, your cousin, I will cure all diseases. The problem, you should talk about it earlier, otherwise you will cry when the wedding night comes."

Wang Fei was about to cry: "Cousin, I really don't have this problem. Please do me a favor and don't torture me, will you?"

Seeing that Wang Fei was really about to cry, Wu Lai stopped teasing him: "Okay, you boy, hurry up, you must seize the opportunity, and when you need help, you can ask your cousin, me and your sisters-in-law. We will definitely help, this is my promise. Uncle and aunt will be very happy when they see you bring a daughter-in-law back. "

"Cousin, I will succeed." Wang Fei's eyes were full of determination.