Almighty Tianzun

When Liang Tian, ​​who was on his way in a hurry, heard the opening remarks of this scene, he immediately thought in his heart: "Damn it, I didn't expect to meet bandits just after leaving the forest." ' But Shangguan Yan, who was next to him, didn't show a look of fear when he saw these bandits.Instead, he showed a calm face and looked at the group of bandits in front of him.

The bandit leader on the opposite side saw him coming out to rob property, but the two people in front of him were not afraid at all.So he yelled his opening line again: "Eh, I opened this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to cross this road, you can save money to buy roads." eyes.Meanwhile, Liang Tian and Shangguan Yan, who were listening to him reading this poem, suddenly had countless black bars on their foreheads, and three crows passed over their heads.

At this time, Liang Tian immediately came back to his senses, turned his head and said to Shangguan Yan who was beside him: "Shangguan Yan! What day is it today? It's really sad that someone chooses to rob today! And there are still so few people. "Liang Tian said to himself, but couldn't help shaking his head.On the other hand, Shangguan Yan said: "I don't think they are robbers! It's just a group of farmers who came out to block the way and prevent us from passing."

The boss of the robber who was standing on the sidelines saw Liang Tian and Shangguan Yan Liang Tian ignoring his own existence, so he said impatiently: "Hey, what are you two talking about there, now is the robbery time, man Yours stands on the left, yours stands on the right." Hearing these words, Liang Tian immediately showed a helpless expression on his handsome face.And he secretly thought in his heart: "Why is this mantra he said so familiar!" ’ And Shangguan Yan, who was on the side, heard what the robber leader said, and immediately showed a beautiful smile on her delicate face: "Hehe, I didn't expect this robber leader to be so funny, even talking about the robbery Spoken words are so funny. Hahaha, I am dying of laughter." As soon as the bandit leader said something, Shangguan Yan immediately laughed wildly, even disregarding his ladylike image, he directly squatted on the ground holding his stomach laugh it out.

Liang Tian who was at the side felt puzzled, what the bandit leader said was so funny!After a while, Shangguan Yan, who had already learned enough, slowly stood up from the ground.The head of the bandit on the opposite side showed a sly smile and said to Shangguan Yan: "Girl, it's over!" Shangguan Yan, who was arranging her appearance, heard the robber's secret words, and immediately turned her head and asked, "It's over, what's the matter?" " The bandit leader hated iron and said: "What's the matter, don't you see that we are robbing?" Shangguan Yan, who had already tidied up her appearance, immediately showed an apologetic expression after hearing the bandit leader's words He said with a smile, "I really laughed out loud just now, I didn't hear what you were talking about."

When Shangguan Yan finished speaking, Liang Tian, ​​who was on the sidelines, burst out laughing. "Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. What Shangguan Yan said is too talented for comedy. It would be a shame not to ask her to act in comedy." Liang Tian smiled on the ground while covering his stomach, and suppressed his smile. He muttered to himself with difficulty.

Shangguan Yan, who was chatting with the robbers at the side, saw Liang Tian squatting on the ground and smiled convulsively, so she asked out of curiosity, "Hey, Liang Tian, ​​what are you doing squatting on the ground!" When Tian replied, Shangguan Yan said directly: "Do you want to defecate! If you want to defecate, don't do it here. If someone steps on it, it will be a big problem." When Shangguan Yan finished speaking, Liang Tian He fell to the ground laughing again.

Hearing the laughter of Liang Tian and Shangguan Yan, the leader of the robbers who was standing at the side immediately felt that he had been tricked by these two guys in front of him.So he said angrily to Liang Tian and Shangguan Yan, "You two are here to play me. I'm going to kill you today." , Liang Tian did not show a nervous look, but smiled and said to the robber leader: "I have seen robbers a lot, but this is the first time I have seen robbers like you idiots." Liang Tian After finishing speaking, he did not forget to put on two ironic smiles.

After hearing what Liang Tian said, the head of the robbers on the opposite side suddenly became a little ferocious with his bearded face. He looked at Liang Tian who was sneering at him with red eyes and said angrily: "Stinky boy, I'm going to kill you." Next to the bandit leader, a master with wicked eyebrows and mouse eyes immediately grabbed the robber leader and said, "My lord, please calm down, lord, look at how handsome the chick next to that brat is." Ah! If you can snatch her back to the cottage and become your wife in the cottage, then you will be in peace, Your Majesty." When the robber master spoke to the leader of the robbers, his eyes immediately showed a The obscene eyes flicked back and forth on Shangguan Yan's body.

Liang Tian at the side saw this matter in his eyes, but he didn't think that his strength would be revealed now, so he quietly waited for what would happen next.The bandit leader immediately agreed to the master's proposal after hearing what the master with wicked eyebrows and mouse eyes said.So he shouted to the subordinates who followed: "Come on! Give this little girl to the uncle and I will tie him up. As for this brat! Then give it to the uncle and I will kill him and give him a whole body." The corpse is ready." When he said this, his expression hesitated a little.

The subordinates behind him heard what he said, and they all walked forward one after another, looking at Liang Tian and the two with smiles.At this time, Liang Tian blocked Shangguan Yan tightly behind him, and looked at the robbers who were coming towards him with a look of contempt.Under the order of the bandit to 'kill', the robber soldiers who were slowly approaching Liang Tian's side suddenly rushed towards Liang Tian's side as if they had taken Viagra.On the other hand, Liang Tian stood there motionless, with a calm expression on his face.

The leader of the bandits on the opposite side saw Liang Tian standing there quietly and motionless, he thought Liang Tian was scared when he saw him, and then he laughed triumphantly.And the bandit soldiers on the other side saw Liang Tian motionless, and their eyes immediately filled with excitement.One after another, they picked up the big knives in their hands and stabbed fiercely at Liang Tian who was standing motionless. Shangguan Yan behind him couldn't bear to see the bloody scene, so he couldn't help closing his eyes.

Hearing the sound of 'kuang kuang,' Shangguan Yan, who had closed her eyes, couldn't help opening her eyes.But he saw a scene that he couldn't believe. He saw fragments of the shattered sword scattered on the ground, while Liang Tian who was on the spot was intact.At this moment, Liang Tian thought in his heart: "Fortunately, I have this body as a shield, otherwise I really have to explain it here this time." ’ And Shangguan Yan, who was hiding behind him, also looked at Liang Tian in surprise when he saw Liang Tian standing here intact.

And Liang Tian, ​​who was standing still, didn't pay much attention to the shocked eyes of Shangguan Yan and the other robbers, but showed a warm smile and said: "You are all done attacking now! It's my turn to attack." Before the robbers came back to their senses, Liang Tian's body turned into countless figures and flashed into the crowd of hundreds of robbers.After a while, all the robbers and soldiers fell to the ground and groaned in pain.

After Liang Tian dealt with these little Luo Luo, he slowly walked in front of the robber leader who was already terrified.He looked at the robber leader and the master next to him with a slight smile and said, "What's the matter, I've easily dealt with your subordinates, you are surprised!" Liang Tian begged: "Young Xia, please don't kill me. I have an 80-year-old mother on top of me, and I have a child who is under the age of one to raise. Young Xia, please don't kill me." He pleaded bitterly in front of Liang Tian.

Liang Tian standing in front of him saw the master begging him hard, but Liang Tian quickly saw that he was begging Liang Tian for mercy for his own life.And Liang Tian kept his indifferent expression all the time, then snorted coldly, and then said: "Don't waste your time on your knees, because I have already experienced those tricks of yours." Knowing where to conjure a sharp sword, it wiped away the master who begged him hard.

The leader of the robbers saw that his master was also killed by Liang Tian, ​​and the leader of the robbers immediately knelt down and said to Liang Tian: "Young man, you have a lot of people, please let me go!" Liang Tian Hearing these words, a sneer appeared on that incomparably cold face.Then he asked the robber leader, "If the two of us kneel here and beg you, will you let us go?"

Hearing Liang Tian's rhetorical question, the robber leader immediately showed a disgusting smile and said, "You! Of course I want to kill Luo. As for that beautiful little girl! Just drag her back and be my cottage wife." Hahaha." Liang Tian heard the narration of the robber leader, his cold eyes suddenly shot an evil light.A white ray of light flashed across the neck of the robber leader and disappeared.And when the head of the robber was streaked by a white light across his neck, his body slowly went limp.

When Liang Tian returned to his original amiable appearance, Shangguan Yan at the side just stared at him helplessly.