The hidden rivers and lakes of online games

The sun shone into the room, Xiao He opened his eyes in a daze.Yesterday was too crazy, several people ate and drank, drinking beer and drinking red, drinking red and drinking white, all drunk and talking nonsense.

He touched his head with his lower jaw, still a little dizzy, "Looks like I'll drink less alcohol in the future, it's said that drinking alcohol hurts the stomach or hurts the kidneys..."

Went to the bedroom of Qi Bai and the others, and all the fuck were still sleeping like dead pigs!Forget it, brother, I will be wronged today and help you make breakfast......

Xiao He went to the kitchen and found that there were still some vegetables in the refrigerator, so he cooked a la carte porridge.However, after Xiao He had finished eating his share, there was no movement in the bedroom of the few people.

"Forget it, let you sleep a little longer."

Xiao He put the vegetable porridge into the microwave oven, then wrote a note and put it on the dining table, went back to the bedroom, and went online!

Characters reappear in the Valley of Ice and Fire.Xiao He didn't dare to explore further inside for the time being, after all, just arrived at the top of the mountain, the one who blocked the way was the quasi-boss in the mid-stable state!There may be stronger ones in it, if you encounter someone in the state of enlightenment, then you have to die and return to Tianfeng City!

"It just so happens that Sister Yang and the others are coming to Tianfeng City soon, so let's go back first." Thinking of this, Xiao He decided to return.

After collecting the corpses of ice pythons, the corpses of monsters are generally good materials, and now Xiao He is lacking a soft armor, which can be used to make one!

Coincidentally, Lin Hao's voice sounded at this moment: "Xiao He! We are all online, Sister Yang and the others are rushing to Tianfeng City, you come back quickly. Qi Bai and I are studying martial arts, and we will kill one or two more monsters." OK, haha, I'm going to hit the leaderboard!"

Xiao He was surprised: "Isn't it? It seems that you have worked hard these two days!"

Qi Bai: "That's right! Stop talking, Tianbang! I'm coming!"

Tsk tsk, motivation is different, Lin Hao and Qi Bai have been really tired from practicing these days.

Click on the equipment list, the number of fine ironware has broken through to double digits, but it seems that it is still a scarce item at present, even first-class masters may not have one!The mainstream group of players is in the fifth rank of the micro-level realm, with a combat power of around 400.

The players are all working hard, Xiao He is not the only one who is moving forward, the realm of the high-end players has also broken through the sixth stage of the micro-realm, and the combat power has exceeded 500 points!

Xiao He clicked on the celestial list, and found that the players are really fighting hard recently!

Rank ID Realm Combat Power

No.1 Qinglan (Out of the Eighth Grade of Weijing) 1455

No.2 Fan Chen (Leaving the Peak of Micro Realm) 1314

No.3 Crazy Young (Out of the Eighth Grade of Weijing) 1045

No.4 Sirius (Out of the Eighth Stage of Weijing) 1035

No.5 Dancing Moon (Out of the Eighth Stage of Weijing) 1021

No.6 Murong Xian (Out of the Eighth Stage of Micro Realm) 999

No.7 Wealthy World (Out of the Seventh Grade of Weijing) 962

No.8 Let’s Talk Later

No.9 Preconceptions (Out of the Seventh Grade of Weijing) 940

No.10 Skinny (Out of the Seventh Stage of Micro Realm) 938

.........

"Fuck me! Laobai and Mouse are really on the list!" Seeing that No.9's ID had "preconceived ideas" on it, Xiao He wiped the sweat from his forehead, wondering how many people would think wrong... .....It seems that No.8's ID "Let's talk about it later" is also quite fascinating. Alas, people nowadays are all polluted.

Kuang Shao and Sirius are very close.But Xiao He has Yi Jin Jing in his hand, and the innate attributes added by upgrading are twice that of others!As a result, Kuang Shao and Sirius could only eat ashes behind Xiao He. As for the No.1 Qinglan... Xiao He was puzzled, it shouldn't be!The combat power is actually 100+ points worse!

Xiao He, Murong Xian, the eldest lady, has been gone for several days. I didn't expect that while working on "Wuxiang Shengong", she is also striving to improve herself. She has already risen from the bottom of the crane to No.6!Really answered that sentence: Who said women are inferior to men?

Qi Bai and Lin Hao had the advanced martial arts given by Xiao He, and began to upgrade their martial arts and equipment like desperately, and they had already rushed to the ranks of the heavenly rankings, but I was arrogant and Zi Linglong, who should have been on the heavenly rankings, had disappeared.

Xiao He glanced at the situation in Lingyun City by the way, the first and second place are still Li Gexiao and Zhenbeihou, with combat power of 1370 and 1240 respectively!

There are also many talented people in Lingyun City, and there are also four people on the list with a combat power of over a thousand!But Xiao He looked at the list of Lingyun City, and he was even more confused. At present, there is no second peerless martial art in "Jianghu". Perhaps only one thousand one or even lower!What about Li Gexiao and Zhenbeihou?

Also, the number one in Tianfeng City, Qinglan!This female player has always been covered with a veil of mystery. The rest of the Tianbang people have more or less revealed the news in the game forum, but no one has seen this top-notch master!

With deep curiosity, Xiao He leaped through the forest and hurried to Tianfeng City.

It is really convenient to have lightness kung fu, but Xiao He returned to Tianfeng City within an hour.

Xiao He turned on the voice: "Mouse, where are you? I'm back in Tianfeng City."

Lin Hao: "Lao Bai and I are at the south gate, come quickly."

Xiao He's current agility is as high as 54, which is far beyond what ordinary players can compare. He ran fast, enjoying the surprised expressions of the players all the way, and arrived at the south gate in a short while.

One is fat, one is thin, one is wretched and one is a dick.Needless to say, it must be Lin Hao and Qi Bai.

Xiao He walked in front of the two with a smile.I haven't seen each other for a few days, and the two of them are still dressed in blue ancient costumes in the game. It seems that this is the special clothing for the outer disciples of the Murong family. It speeds up the practice efficiency by 5%, which is 5% more efficient than others for no reason. Okay, but it's a bit ugly, it looks like an ordinary quack, the soy sauce type.

Xiao He suddenly thought: "Your sister! I'm still the only disciple of the Murong family! Why don't I have any school clothes? If I have a chance, I have to ask the eldest lady for one! Hiss...... It's over, my name is 'Da' "Miss" is a title that becomes more and more fluent!"

Xiao He shook off the messy thoughts in his mind, and said to Qi Bai, "Where are Sister Yang and the others?"

Qi Bai: "They said right away... yo, it's coming as soon as it's said."

I saw three beautiful figures walking side by side in front of me, and the faces were exactly the three of Sister Yang!

In the game, the dresses of the three MMs also changed drastically.Yin Qian on the left is dressed in a lavender gauze dress, coupled with her delicate figure and fair and punctual face, she looks quiet and elegant. It is obviously Zi Xuan in the cosplay "Legend of Sword and Fairy III".

Xiaoxin on the right is also good, she is wrapped in a black robe, only her head is exposed.Although Xiao Xin's face is not as good as Yin Qian's, there is also a sense of mystery in this dress.Xiao Xin is a Mohist school of tricks, it seems that this dress has something to do with tricks, maybe the robe is full of hidden weapons of all kinds of shady tricks!

As for the sister Yang who was walking in the middle, it was fierce!A blood red fur coat!Phoenix hairpins, belts, and leather boots are all available!If what is being held in his hand is not a stick but a whip, it is estimated that this image can go out and be called "****"!

Lin Hao's Danfeng eyes exuded an extremely pure light at this time: "The three beauties have finally returned to the organization, it's been hard work."

Qi Bai was taken aback by Sister Yang's attire, with a dull expression on his face at the moment, probably imitating Sister Yang's current attire in his mind, holding a whip in one hand and a candle in the other...

Xiao He shook his head, slapped Qi Bai on the back of the head, and finally woke him up, Qi Bai was very embarrassed: "Hey, hey, how are you three beauties...that...for a long time I don't see...it's a weird idea. Oh, no, I mean Yin Qian is quite beautiful today, oh, no, sister Yang is even more beautiful, uh..."

Alas, sister Yang's outfit is so intimidating, Qi Bai was so frightened that his speech was messed up.

It was Xiao He who opened his mouth to untie Qi Bai's siege: "Three beauties, you have worked hard, let's go and find a restaurant to welcome you."

When Qi Bai heard that he was going to find a restaurant in the game, his eyes lit up immediately, and the messy look had long since disappeared: "Okay, let's go to Qunxianglou!"

Qunxianglou is said to be the restaurant with the best taste and the most beautiful waiters in Tianfeng City.But Qi Bai probably doesn't care about the taste, he only cares about beautiful women...

When Lin Hao heard that he was going to the Qunxiang Tower, Danfeng's eyes lit up, and his face was excited: "Okay, let's go to the Qunxiang Tower! Xiao He's treat!"

Just die, go to Qunxiang Tower!

"Jianghu" is indeed very real, and even the sensory systems of taste are well done.The taste of this group of Xianglou’s food is almost as good as that of chefs in seven-star hotels. As for the waitresses, they are really not good enough. They all have bulging fronts and backs, and their faces are also straight. When they see a guest, they shout crisply: "Guest officer! You are here again!"

When the male players were shouted like this, their legs became weak immediately, and they almost didn't saliva, so they were brought in by the waiter, with a wave of their hands, hundreds of taels of silver went away. Tianyao really tried his best to make money from the players. their money!

After a meal, the three MMs ate vegetables happily, Qi Bai and Lin Hao chatted happily.As for Xiao He, um, he ate happily, and also visited happily... It's a pity that he ate 300 taels for a meal, which made Xiao He's heart ache to death.

Several people discussed forming a team to fight monsters together. After all, we all have a studio, so we still need some group activities.Of course, the main purpose is to make money, if you want to say where the monsters have a lot of money, it must be the Black Wind Village that Xiao He made people panic!

Back then, Xiao He made his first windfall here!This place brought him two advanced martial arts books, two top-grade equipment and tens of thousands of taels of silver!Revisiting the old place at this time, I can't help but sigh: "The mountains are still there, the trees are still there, but unfortunately, the people are gone..."

Sister Yang looked disdainful: "Xiao He, you're already a literary artist, don't you still have any stories you have to tell about this poor place?"

"Tsk tsk, I think back then when I fought guerrillas here alone, all kinds of tricks emerged one after another! I almost wiped out all the bandits here! Even the third leader here was killed by me, otherwise, how could Lao Bai and the mouse be so high-ranking?" Martial arts and top-grade equipment?"

Advanced martial arts!Excellent equipment!Sister Yang couldn't calm down anymore, her eyes were full of money: "Let's go, Xiao He quickly lead the way! Let's explode something good!"

Lin Hao smiled wryly: "Forget it, Sister Yang, don't drag Xiao He, I heard from him that at that time, he was the one who won the third leader because of the goddess of luck and half his life. Iron-level boss! There are a lot of thieves around, as for the boss... we might be instantly killed if we go."

When Sister Yang heard it, she became decadent...

Xiao He shook his head: "Okay, Sister Yang, the bandits here burst out with a lot of money. We can't fight bosses, but we can still fight mobs. It's just a good time to see your current strength."

The corners of Sister Yang's mouth rose 27 degrees 32 degrees, and a queenly smile instantly appeared on her face: "Okay, just watch, just don't be intimidated by Sister's strength."

Xiao Xin and Yin Qian did not speak, but their confident smiles could explain something.

Lin Hao rubbed his hands while laughing: "Okay, I want to see how powerful the Kaishan Palm I just cultivated to the seventh floor is."

Qi Bai raised his right hand, the iron eagle claws gleamed with a gloomy white light, and his expression was passionate and arrogant: "My eagle claw skill is designed to grab women's breasts!"

Yin Qian: "Dirty!"

Xiaoxin: "Shameless!"

Lin Hao: "I want to catch it too!"

Xiao Hefei kicked the mouse on the face: "Catch your sister!"

Xiao He led everyone to look for the bandits. Perhaps during this period of time, the head of Heifeng Village began to recruit more people, and the bandits in Heifeng Mountain became dense again.

The two bandits ahead are talking.

One of the bandits with a scarred face said: "The head of the house will be paid in a few days. I don't know how much silver he can get this month."

Another bandit with a bald head returned: "Some time ago, a master severely injured our Heifeng Village, and most of the brothers died! However, in this way, the working capital in the village is sufficient. There should be a little more this month.”

Scarface was so excited: "Then, after the salary is paid, let's go to Qunxiang Building..."

The bald man scolded: "You are stupid! You can go to that place? When the time comes, I will take you to a place. It will be so cool! The price is also cheap!"

Xiao He and his group were hiding in the bushes not far away. When they heard this conversation, they burst out laughing on the spot. Qi Bai laughed and said, "That's right, the bandits now know about 'salary' and 'working capital'. Maybe Lan Xiang graduated."

Lin Hao looked at Sister Yang provocatively: "How is it? Sister Yang? You go first?"

Sister Yang picked up the stick, with a look of disdain: "It's just two small shrimps, you don't need to use it, I can handle it by myself!"

Without waiting for Lin Hao to say anything, he showed his figure directly.

Scarface was startled, "Who are you?"

Sister Yang had a grim face: "I am the evil star of your life!"

The bald man raised his sword: "Bitch, are you sick?"

Xiao He felt that this bald man was very courageous!No, it's downright audacious!Sister Yang also dares to scold!Guess what will happen... Xiao He shuddered.

Sure enough, at this time, Sister Yang's body began to tremble with anger, but to be honest, Sister Yang lost face a lot after being insulted by a small humanoid monster.

Sister Yang didn't make a sound, picked up the stick and started beating!

Scarface was the first to react, raised his big knife and slashed at him.

Sister Yang shouted loudly, swung the stick, and it directly collided with the big knife.

"Clang! Eh!"

The sound of weapons colliding was mixed with Scarface's screams, and Sister Yang's stick directly knocked Scarface's sword into the air.An astonishing number floated above Scar's face:

"-234!"

Ordinary thieves only have 380 drops of blood, but Sister Yang directly beat him to a semi-crippled state.Seeing this scene, the bald man was terrified.Sister Yang snorted coldly, and said five words in a ghastly tone: "Cross soul chasing stick!"

Suddenly, a faint white light appeared from the stick raised by Sister Yang, and she swung it at Scarface's head.

"Oh!"

A bloody head flew into the distance with Xiaoxin's words: "What a beautiful home run!"

Looking back, the bald man was stunned by the bloody scene just now, his legs were shaking non-stop, and his voice was crying: "Big sister, I, I was wrong, I shouldn't scold... ...ah!"

Before she finished speaking, Sister Yang threw a stick at him, and the bald man shrank to the ground in the shape of a shrimp, covering his crotch with both hands. That crucial part must have been completely rotted, just like in that song : It's not like that.......It's like that...... My little bird never comes back, hey!

It's not over yet!Sister Yang sneered, walked up to the bald man, and hit him with a stick as soon as he said a word. The conversation went something like this:

"Smelly bitch, right?"

"Ah! My left hand!"

"Smelly bitch, right?"

"Ah! My right hand!"

"Smelly bitch, right?"

"Ah! The left leg is also broken!"

"Smelly bitch, right?"

"Woooooh, my kidney..."

"Smelly bitch, right?"

"Ahh! You kill me!"

...........

For 3 full minutes, the bald man was beaten to death with a stick in pain!

Yin Qian and Xiao Xin were chatting and laughing, and they seemed to be used to it, but the three men were all scared to death at the moment.

Xiao He took a big breath, his teeth were shaking non-stop, and he looked at Sister Yang in horror.

Lin Hao gulped his saliva even more, Wei'an's body trembled violently, and the sweat on his forehead flowed like a waterfall.

As for Qi Bai, his face was already pale at this moment, his eyes were empty and lifeless, his mouth was slightly opened, his body was motionless, like a mummy.shake?I'm sorry, but Qi Bai was already too scared to shake.Um?Why is Lao Bai's crotch wet?It's over, I was so scared that I peed my pants......

"Hmph, two little bastards who are out of the sixth grade dare to be rampant!" After finishing speaking, Sister Yang returned to the team. Seeing the various fears of the three men in the team, Sister Yang actually acted charmingly and shyly. , "Oh... Actually, people are not that violent... You have to believe me!"

"I believe you have ghosts!" The three boys complained silently in their hearts.

Yin Qian pointed at the three of them and giggled: "You three are too timid, you might as well be Xiaoxin and me."

When Xiao He heard it, he thought to himself: "Are you kidding? As a man, how can you say that you are timid? Especially in front of women!" So he began to argue for himself: "Damn, I just have a toothache, so I am shaking my teeth That's all, look at the mouse, the sweat on his head is so much that he can take a bath, he is so timid!"

When Lin Hao heard this, he became anxious: "P! What kind of coward am I? Look at Lao Bai! You're so scared that you're incontinent!"

Qi Bai was furious: "Your sister, I was watching Sister Yang's performance just now, and I was so nervous that I crushed the wine bag pinned to my waist. It's not pee! It's wine!"

Sister Yang came over and patted Qi Bai on the shoulder: "I didn't expect that one of my performances would make you 'wet'. Alas, it seems that I have to restrain myself in the future."

Qi Bai wanted to cry but had no tears: "What do you mean 'wet'? Why does it sound wrong to me?"

Xiao He hurriedly stopped Sister Yang from continuing to joke, otherwise Qi Bai would definitely be sent to a mental hospital if this continues! "Okay, let's go on looking for bandits, sister Yinqian, it's your turn to perform next."

Yin Qian was stunned, and looked at Xiao He apologetically: "Xiao He, me, can I stop killing monsters?"

Xiao He was surprised: "What?"