Playing to the death and cheating on you

good question!This buddy is thinking why he is so unlucky?Lost virginity in vain. 【26nbsp;】

She glanced at him leisurely: "Boss, it was eight guards who caught me at that time!!!... You don't think I have the ability to plot against eight big men at the same time, and force them together?"

What's more, she didn't think of this method of excuse at the time, but because she was eager to save her life, she casually told a big lie, was imprisoned in Luohua Palace to wait for death, and fled again and was arrested.

"Boss, you are lucky!"

He smiled wryly, which man can have such luck, it's really fucking not in vain.

She murmured to herself: "At first, I didn't want to do this either, but if I couldn't escape, I would die... If you, a meddlesome person, hadn't caught me, I would have escaped from the palace long ago. How could I have fallen to such a level? Alas... If I don't get pregnant, I will die..."

"You still blame me?"

"Of course! It's not you men who are so happy about this kind of thing, but I have to worry about it. Okay, let's not talk... Just ask you, how many times does it take for me to get pregnant?"

"Ten thousand times."

"What?" She thought she had heard it wrong, and was furious, "Ten thousand times?"

"Yes, it won't work if you miss it once!!!"

She jumped up, fastened her belt embarrassingly, and made herself look like a devil dog. She had already reached the door, but she turned back, took out many things from her arms, and muttered: "Cakes, clear water...you can't be hungry." You... eat, eat... don't be too angry, it's just borrowing a seed... besides, I really don't know what you have to lose, anyway, I don't need that thing, and you will waste a lot... What... don't say..."

A certain man is very angry, and the consequences are not serious.

A weak man is nothing but a paper tiger.

He has a deep aversion to darkness, but this woman keeps him in the small dark room.

Her kindness suddenly flared up a little bit, and as soon as she changed her mind, she imitated a certain man and lay on his back beside him, stretched out her hand to hold his hand, and interlocked her fingers: "I know, life in a small black room is hard... But, like me, you can close your eyes and imagine yourself lying under the sun, the sky is clear, the breeze is blowing, the sky is so blue, like a sunflower, or a mushroom, enjoying the warmth..."

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