Playing to the death and cheating on you

"Hey, why are you honking the horn in the middle of the night?" She ignored him, as if you liked to talk or not.

Seeing that she was faintly angry again in the old days, Li Huan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and raised his voice slightly: "It is said that in the past, several men discussed their mate selection criteria together. Man A is a handsome young man. He said that the woman he likes It is best for the child to be over 1.6 meters tall, with a slender figure and a handsome appearance; Yi Nan is a literary youth, he said: I don’t have high requirements for my girlfriend, as long as I have a gentle personality, match me, and have black and beautiful long hair; Bing Nan's looks and talents are very common. He said: My girlfriend, as long as it doesn't affect the appearance of the city; finally, it's Ding Nan's turn. Ding Nan is short and introverted. He usually dare not even talk to girls, let alone What is the standard for choosing a mate? However, he couldn't bear the repeated urging of the crowd, and held it back for a while, blushing, lowering his head, and squeezed out four words: female, alive..."

Girl, live!

Feng Feng wanted to laugh, but he didn't, so he endured it.

Seeing that she didn't smile like this, Li Huan said helplessly, "I'll tell you another joke..." Her face was still twisted to one side and looked out of the window, as if you liked to tell it or not.

Li Huan lowered his voice, and said in a terrifying tone, "Once upon a time, there was a couple, the man was a rake ear... One night, the wife said to the rake ear, let me tell you a story. The rake ear said yes. So , she started talking

There is a couple who have been married for five years and things happen every year. In the first year: the wife said that the bed sheets look better with red, so the husband used purple. The wife asked why, but the husband slapped him twice when he went up, saying that I am the head of the house or you are the head of the house?

The second year: My wife said she wanted to eat braised fish, so my husband made steamed fish. When my wife asked why, my husband slapped me twice when I went up, saying that it was me or you who cooked it?

The third year: The wife said that she wanted to go out to play, so the husband said to stay at home, the wife asked why, but the husband slapped him twice when he went up, saying that I have the final say or you have the final say?

Pa Er has always been bullied enough, and he was very proud of hearing this story, so he didn't notice that his wife's complexion was getting worse and worse, so I just listened to her slowly continue to tell the story, the fifth year..."

Raking his ears, he quickly interrupted his wife and said, "Wait, what happened in the fourth year?"

Before he finished speaking, his wife slapped her face twice, "Am I telling a story or are you telling a story?"

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