Huadu Animal Police
Chapter 36 Cat Shit Coffee
Volume 36 Police Academy Incident Chapter [-] Cat Shit Coffee
Without waiting for Gong Fei to speak, Li Chui said: "Mr. Gong Fei must like to drink boiled water.【26nbsp;】"
Gong Fei gave him a cold look and said, "How do you know?"
"I think Teacher Gong Fei is 40 years old, and she still looks like 30 years old. She must pay attention to the maintenance of her body. The best drink in the world is plain water. Coffee contains caffeine. Drinking too much is good for sleep. Yes, your usual life must be very regular, and you probably don't like insomnia."
"You——you are only 40 years old, and I am only 29 years old this year. Hmph, you did it on purpose." Gong Fei glanced quickly, picked the most expensive one, and said, "I want Luwak coffee!"
The waiter next to him quickly recorded it.
Li Chui felt a pain in the flesh, and said: "Mr. Gong, a cup of Nuwak coffee costs 180 yuan. You really know how to calculate it. Bring me a cup of Tieguanyin tea. By the way, here is a plate of peanuts."
Gong Fei said in her heart, "If you tell me to talk nonsense, if I don't kill you, I will kill anyone."
The waiter took the bill down.
Li Chui asked: "Does Teacher Gong usually like to drink Luwak coffee?"
Gong Fei is really like what Li Chui said. Normally, she doesn't drink coffee, and the most is plain water. When she is in class, she will occasionally put a few Luo Han Guo or chrysanthemum in it.
She didn't want to be looked down upon by Li Chui, so she nodded and said, "How do you like it?"
"Hehe, it's not very good. I didn't expect Teacher Gong Fei's taste to be different. I like this tune."
Gong Fei heard that there was something in his words, and asked, "What do you mean?"
Li Chui said with a smile: "Mr. Gong Fei likes Nuwak so much, he should know its origin, right?"
Gong Fei usually doesn't drink, but this time she deliberately wants the most expensive Zai Li hammer, how can she know.
Zhou Caifeng was also a little interested, and said, "Li Chui, does this Nuwak have any origins?"
"Of course." Li Chui said: "Nuwak is produced in Indonesia, and the coffee beans produced every year are only 500 pounds. The quantity is very rare. Generally, people who have never drank coffee do not know its value. The quantity is small. The main reason is that the production process is complicated, and there is the most critical step that cannot be replaced by humans. Generally, rich people will like this unique smell, with a musky scent, and Mr. Gong Fei must be very rich."
Zhou Caifeng said: "You just said that the most critical step is irreplaceable by humans? What is that?"
Li Chui chuckled and said, "Captain Zhou, you should ask Teacher Gong Fei this question. She often drinks, so she should know."
The waiter brought up the peanuts, and Li Chui pulled them directly in front of him, grabbed a handful and ate them.Gong Fei looked away, showing that she didn't know.
Li Chui said: "I think it's better not to say it, I'm afraid that if I say it, Teacher Gong Fei won't drink it."
"What do you mean?" Gong Fei looked at him.I said in my heart that it was just a cup of coffee, what can I not drink.
Li hammer said with a smile: "This Luwak coffee also has a name, it is called cat poop coffee. The raw material of coffee comes from cat poop."
Zhou Caifeng frowned slightly, thinking to herself that she didn't order this kind of coffee just now.Gong Fei seemed to have swallowed something disgusting, unable to swallow it or spit it out.
Zhou Caifeng saw that Gong Fei's face was not good-looking, and said seriously: "Li Chui, don't play tricks on the teacher, otherwise there will be retribution."
Gong Fei believed it [-]% in her heart, but said stubbornly: "How do you know? It must be nonsense. You must watch me kill you. I feel uncomfortable and deliberately disgust me."
"Of course not. I used to work as a barista in the back kitchen of a large coffee shop, so I have some understanding of common and uncommon coffees."
At this time, the waiter brought up Li Chui's tea and Zhou Caifeng's juice.
Gong Fei quickly asked: "That Nuwak hasn't been finished yet, has it? Is it okay if I don't want it?"
"This--" the waiter was a little embarrassed: "I'm afraid this won't work, our top barista is making it for you, and it will be ready soon."
"Oh, forget it." Gong Fei was a little disappointed. Seeing Li Zhui sipping Tieguanyin tea beautifully, she felt a burst of contempt in her heart: "This guy knew it from the beginning and made me drink it on purpose - cat feces, it is really hateful. It's really shameless. He deserves to be dumped by his girlfriend, and it's really worthless for me to think of standing up for him just now."
After a while, the waiter brought the coffee with a smile on his face.
Gong Fei frowned as she looked at it. It smelled like a thick chocolate and looked very soft, but remembering what Li Chui said just now, she was not in the mood to drink it.
Seeing this, Li Chui said, "Mr. Gong Fei, do you have an upset stomach today? If you have an upset stomach, you can't drink coffee. It's better to have a cup of tea. Come, I'll change it with you."
Li Chui said that he sent Tieguanyin, which he drank half, to Gong Fei, and brought the cup of coffee to himself.
Seeing the coffee being removed, Gong Fei felt more balanced: "This guy isn't bad in nature, he just likes to play tricks on people."
Li Chui first closed his eyes and sniffed it lightly, with a look of enjoyment, which puzzled Zhou Caifeng and Gong Fei, is cat excrement really so good?
Then, Li Chui picked up the cup and took a sip, nodded and said: "Not bad, mild, smooth like dark chocolate, with a smell of earth and musk, it is really the best in coffee."
"Huh?" Gong Fei felt cheated, and said, "Didn't you say that the coffee ingredients are cat feces?"
"Of course." Li Chui explained: "Actually, there is a kind of civet cat in Indonesia. The name of this kind of cat is Nuwak. It likes to eat coffee cherry berries, and excretes undigested coffee beans. , a special farmer uncle collects it, and must go through strict sanitation procedures, such as drying, roasting, brewing and many other complicated procedures. The finished coffee beans have a musky smell, which has nothing to do with cat feces .Even if there was, it would have been removed in the hygienic procedure." Li Chui took another sip as he spoke, enjoying it very much.
"You—why didn't you say it just now?" Gong Fei was very angry at being teased by Li Chui on the third day.
Li Chui smiled and said: "Teacher, don't be angry. In fact, the cup I drank is also fake. There are some spices and dark chocolate blended in it. Novak coffee only produces 500 pounds a year, and only the world's nobles We have to go a lot. In addition, Japan and South Korea are the main markets, and very few go to China. Almost none can be distributed to the deep sea. It is basically impossible to appear in the small coffee shop of Shenhai Zhaolang. From the price point of view , A cup of Luwak coffee costs more than 100 dollars to 100 dollars, and it only costs more than [-] yuan, which is clearly fake, and it is specially designed to deceive laymen like you.”
"You knew it was fake, but you didn't stop me just now?" Gong Fei's tone softened.
Li Chui said: "If I say I won't let you drink, you will definitely think I'm stingy. Anyway, the 200 yuan fell from the sky, so it's better to spend it." When he said this, Li Chui's expression was a little gloomy.
"In a bustling city, in a silent valley—"
Li Chui's cell phone rang, picked it up and saw that it was Lin Cong, and answered, "Hello."
Immediately came Lin Cong's flustered tone from the other side: "Li Chui, it's bad, Mavericks and Wang Xin Liu Guozhong are fighting."
"What!" Li Chui suddenly stood up, "Where is it? Okay, I'll go there right away."
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Without waiting for Gong Fei to speak, Li Chui said: "Mr. Gong Fei must like to drink boiled water.【26nbsp;】"
Gong Fei gave him a cold look and said, "How do you know?"
"I think Teacher Gong Fei is 40 years old, and she still looks like 30 years old. She must pay attention to the maintenance of her body. The best drink in the world is plain water. Coffee contains caffeine. Drinking too much is good for sleep. Yes, your usual life must be very regular, and you probably don't like insomnia."
"You——you are only 40 years old, and I am only 29 years old this year. Hmph, you did it on purpose." Gong Fei glanced quickly, picked the most expensive one, and said, "I want Luwak coffee!"
The waiter next to him quickly recorded it.
Li Chui felt a pain in the flesh, and said: "Mr. Gong, a cup of Nuwak coffee costs 180 yuan. You really know how to calculate it. Bring me a cup of Tieguanyin tea. By the way, here is a plate of peanuts."
Gong Fei said in her heart, "If you tell me to talk nonsense, if I don't kill you, I will kill anyone."
The waiter took the bill down.
Li Chui asked: "Does Teacher Gong usually like to drink Luwak coffee?"
Gong Fei is really like what Li Chui said. Normally, she doesn't drink coffee, and the most is plain water. When she is in class, she will occasionally put a few Luo Han Guo or chrysanthemum in it.
She didn't want to be looked down upon by Li Chui, so she nodded and said, "How do you like it?"
"Hehe, it's not very good. I didn't expect Teacher Gong Fei's taste to be different. I like this tune."
Gong Fei heard that there was something in his words, and asked, "What do you mean?"
Li Chui said with a smile: "Mr. Gong Fei likes Nuwak so much, he should know its origin, right?"
Gong Fei usually doesn't drink, but this time she deliberately wants the most expensive Zai Li hammer, how can she know.
Zhou Caifeng was also a little interested, and said, "Li Chui, does this Nuwak have any origins?"
"Of course." Li Chui said: "Nuwak is produced in Indonesia, and the coffee beans produced every year are only 500 pounds. The quantity is very rare. Generally, people who have never drank coffee do not know its value. The quantity is small. The main reason is that the production process is complicated, and there is the most critical step that cannot be replaced by humans. Generally, rich people will like this unique smell, with a musky scent, and Mr. Gong Fei must be very rich."
Zhou Caifeng said: "You just said that the most critical step is irreplaceable by humans? What is that?"
Li Chui chuckled and said, "Captain Zhou, you should ask Teacher Gong Fei this question. She often drinks, so she should know."
The waiter brought up the peanuts, and Li Chui pulled them directly in front of him, grabbed a handful and ate them.Gong Fei looked away, showing that she didn't know.
Li Chui said: "I think it's better not to say it, I'm afraid that if I say it, Teacher Gong Fei won't drink it."
"What do you mean?" Gong Fei looked at him.I said in my heart that it was just a cup of coffee, what can I not drink.
Li hammer said with a smile: "This Luwak coffee also has a name, it is called cat poop coffee. The raw material of coffee comes from cat poop."
Zhou Caifeng frowned slightly, thinking to herself that she didn't order this kind of coffee just now.Gong Fei seemed to have swallowed something disgusting, unable to swallow it or spit it out.
Zhou Caifeng saw that Gong Fei's face was not good-looking, and said seriously: "Li Chui, don't play tricks on the teacher, otherwise there will be retribution."
Gong Fei believed it [-]% in her heart, but said stubbornly: "How do you know? It must be nonsense. You must watch me kill you. I feel uncomfortable and deliberately disgust me."
"Of course not. I used to work as a barista in the back kitchen of a large coffee shop, so I have some understanding of common and uncommon coffees."
At this time, the waiter brought up Li Chui's tea and Zhou Caifeng's juice.
Gong Fei quickly asked: "That Nuwak hasn't been finished yet, has it? Is it okay if I don't want it?"
"This--" the waiter was a little embarrassed: "I'm afraid this won't work, our top barista is making it for you, and it will be ready soon."
"Oh, forget it." Gong Fei was a little disappointed. Seeing Li Zhui sipping Tieguanyin tea beautifully, she felt a burst of contempt in her heart: "This guy knew it from the beginning and made me drink it on purpose - cat feces, it is really hateful. It's really shameless. He deserves to be dumped by his girlfriend, and it's really worthless for me to think of standing up for him just now."
After a while, the waiter brought the coffee with a smile on his face.
Gong Fei frowned as she looked at it. It smelled like a thick chocolate and looked very soft, but remembering what Li Chui said just now, she was not in the mood to drink it.
Seeing this, Li Chui said, "Mr. Gong Fei, do you have an upset stomach today? If you have an upset stomach, you can't drink coffee. It's better to have a cup of tea. Come, I'll change it with you."
Li Chui said that he sent Tieguanyin, which he drank half, to Gong Fei, and brought the cup of coffee to himself.
Seeing the coffee being removed, Gong Fei felt more balanced: "This guy isn't bad in nature, he just likes to play tricks on people."
Li Chui first closed his eyes and sniffed it lightly, with a look of enjoyment, which puzzled Zhou Caifeng and Gong Fei, is cat excrement really so good?
Then, Li Chui picked up the cup and took a sip, nodded and said: "Not bad, mild, smooth like dark chocolate, with a smell of earth and musk, it is really the best in coffee."
"Huh?" Gong Fei felt cheated, and said, "Didn't you say that the coffee ingredients are cat feces?"
"Of course." Li Chui explained: "Actually, there is a kind of civet cat in Indonesia. The name of this kind of cat is Nuwak. It likes to eat coffee cherry berries, and excretes undigested coffee beans. , a special farmer uncle collects it, and must go through strict sanitation procedures, such as drying, roasting, brewing and many other complicated procedures. The finished coffee beans have a musky smell, which has nothing to do with cat feces .Even if there was, it would have been removed in the hygienic procedure." Li Chui took another sip as he spoke, enjoying it very much.
"You—why didn't you say it just now?" Gong Fei was very angry at being teased by Li Chui on the third day.
Li Chui smiled and said: "Teacher, don't be angry. In fact, the cup I drank is also fake. There are some spices and dark chocolate blended in it. Novak coffee only produces 500 pounds a year, and only the world's nobles We have to go a lot. In addition, Japan and South Korea are the main markets, and very few go to China. Almost none can be distributed to the deep sea. It is basically impossible to appear in the small coffee shop of Shenhai Zhaolang. From the price point of view , A cup of Luwak coffee costs more than 100 dollars to 100 dollars, and it only costs more than [-] yuan, which is clearly fake, and it is specially designed to deceive laymen like you.”
"You knew it was fake, but you didn't stop me just now?" Gong Fei's tone softened.
Li Chui said: "If I say I won't let you drink, you will definitely think I'm stingy. Anyway, the 200 yuan fell from the sky, so it's better to spend it." When he said this, Li Chui's expression was a little gloomy.
"In a bustling city, in a silent valley—"
Li Chui's cell phone rang, picked it up and saw that it was Lin Cong, and answered, "Hello."
Immediately came Lin Cong's flustered tone from the other side: "Li Chui, it's bad, Mavericks and Wang Xin Liu Guozhong are fighting."
"What!" Li Chui suddenly stood up, "Where is it? Okay, I'll go there right away."
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