Huadu Animal Police

Volume 4 I Am a Hooligan Chapter 1 Bad Interview [-]

"In the bustling town, in the silent valley, the figure of the people's police, accompanied by the moonset and the sunrise—"

In a daze, Li Chui's cell phone rang, and what he set was a song of the people's police. 【26nbsp;】

With a splitting headache, he was almost sleepless last night, and he could count more than 3000 sheep. Li Chui opened his red eyes, saw Dr. Chen's name displayed on the phone in a blur, and quickly picked it up.

"Hello—" It's okay not to speak, but when I opened my mouth, I felt my throat was on fire, and my voice was like sandpaper rubbing against rust.

"Hey, Sledgehammer, are you up? Today is your interview time, don't be late. By the way, remember to come to the center after the interview. I'll give you a diagnosis and see if you feel better recently."

It was a woman who spoke, and her voice sounded very young. Dr. Chen was Li Chui's psychiatrist.

Li Chui really went all out. In order to treat his depression, besides not being hospitalized, he even went to see a psychiatrist.

"Okay, I got it—" Li Chui hung up the phone and checked that it was seven o'clock. The interview time was nine o'clock. Usually, you need to arrive half an hour earlier, so you should get up and tidy up.

Throwing off the hot blanket, Li Chui took a blanket and draped it over his body, ran into the bathroom, and opened the water lotus canopy.

"There is hot water? Oh, God helped me." Li Chui took a shower cheerfully, washed his hair twice, and in order to impress the interviewer, he shaved off his beard and sprayed it secretly. I bought some cheap perfume that I haven't used for a long time.

I was deeply moved. This bottle of perfume was left by his ex-girlfriend. The two have been friends since college. After graduation, they decided to stay in the deep sea together. She couldn't afford good bags, good clothes, bought a bottle of cheap perfume that made her allergic every Valentine's Day, and finally resolutely proposed to break up, and honestly became the mistress of a 40-year-old high-level executive in the company.

Li Chui used to suffer and feel sad about breaking up. There was no time when he was more decadent than that time. It was not until he met Chen Qian, his psychiatrist, and under her guidance, the situation improved. He felt that he belonged to that kind of time. The type of grand completion, this kind of woman is not worth being sad and nostalgic for her, it is worth giving up a crooked neck tree in exchange for a forest.

Li Chui wiped off the mist on the mirror and looked at himself in it. His long hair was naturally fluffy, his dark and slender eyebrows, his bright eyes, if there were less bloodshot inside, they would be perfect, and his straight nose, naturally The upturned corner of the mouth is so handsome no matter how you look at it.

"Li Chui, you are born handsome, you are so amazingly handsome, if the interviewer is a woman, he will definitely be fascinated by you, if it is a man - this will be difficult, he will definitely be jealous of you, You can't be too handsome, but—" He lowered his head and sighed, "I can't help it."

For the interview, Li Chui saved a month and bought a navy blue suit, black leather shoes with laces, and a brand new white shirt.

After the switch was completed, he took out a pair of non-prescription eyes and put them on again. In the mirror, he was gentle and elegant. No matter how he looked, he looked like an ancient scholar and a senior white-collar worker at work. He was definitely a capable, responsible and courageous young man. .

He nodded: "Li Chui, you can do it." Then he checked the schoolbag, which contained the notice for the interview and various documents.

Li Chui lives in an older conjoined apartment, Times New Town!

The name is good, but the house was built in the 80s. It was pretty good at that time. Looking at it now, it is already dilapidated.

"Huh? Xiao Li, you woke up so early, wow, you are so neatly dressed, do you want to participate in "If You Are the One"? I hope you can find a good partner." An old man with fried dough sticks and soy milk asked Li Chui.

"No, Uncle Gen, I'm going for an interview. Maybe tomorrow I will become an excellent people's policeman. If anyone bullies you, come find me. Oh, yes, I haven't eaten yet. Uncle Gen, this fritters are good—" As Li Chui said, he took out two fried dough sticks, stuffed them into his mouth indiscriminately, and ran out.

Uncle Gen curled his lips, and said in his heart, "I've been saying this for three years, I hope you can succeed this time—"

After swallowing two fritters indiscriminately, Li Chui came to the carport and saw his Wanma electric scooter standing there dirty, with the front bumper dented inward and the paint scratched a lot.

"Brother Ma, in order to make great contributions to you, I, Li Chui, will never forget you and will never sell you." As if hearing Li Chui's words, the Wanma electric car carried Li Chui out of the car with sufficient power. New Times City.

"This time the interview location is set at the Deep Sea Police Training Center. Thinking about it makes me very excited. The weather is really good. If I go to and from work like normal people every day, doing a job that I like and relax, I occasionally investigate cases and arrest them. How beautiful life will be if you only have a prostitute or if you catch a few prostitutes, don’t worry about getting rid of depression.” Li Chui faced the wind and rode a ten thousand horse electric scooter, happily shuttling among the busy traffic, as if he was already a a policeman.

Suddenly thought again: "If I really become a criminal policeman, what should I do if I want to enter the serious crime team? It seems that I am not that good-or enter the anti-mafia team, and if I want to catch people from the Hammer Party-" Li Chui A picture came to mind.

In the cold wind, he was dressed in a very neat police uniform, holding a pistol, with a face full of hesitation. Opposite him were his good brothers, Turkey, Sao Baojian, Bao Wenqu, Lai Qiang and so on.

Turkey suddenly knelt down, wiped his face with tears and snot, "Brother Hammer, we are brothers at least, can you let us go?"

Li Chui couldn't bear it, but also had extremely strong principles, making him extremely embarrassed: "I'm sorry——I'm a policeman."

Thinking about it, Li Chui himself was amused, "Oh, if this scene really appeared, it would be so sad, so sad."

"Kakaka-"

At this moment, the Wanma electric car seemed to suddenly lose power, slowed down, and gradually stopped.

"Hey! Brother Xiao Ma! Don't you know? You can't joke when my brother is using you right now?" Li Chui hurried down and looked carefully, but he couldn't see anything wrong. He thought it was the same as bumping into Zhang Tian yesterday He patted hard, kicked twice, and the Wanma electric car remained the same.

All the imaginary scenes just now disappeared immediately, and the sweat on Li Hammer's head broke out. At this time, a Passat passed by, and the wheels ran over a place with water nearby, and the dirty water splashed Li Hammer all over.

"I'll wipe!" Li Chui quickly retreated, but the muddy water had already stuck to his suit, and there was still a stench, "Damn it, don't go! If you have the guts, come back, single-handedly." Li Chui yelled After running a few steps forward, the Passat was still driving fast, and soon the car was no longer visible.

"Do you want to be so unlucky." Li Chui looked at the time and it was almost eight o'clock, and the Deep Sea Police Training Center was at least five kilometers away!

He quickly took out his phone: "'Director Bao', I order you to rush to Huaihe Road within 10 minutes. My electric car is broken down and it is on the side of the road. Come quickly, take it away and fix it for me." After calling, "Director Bao" is not a real director, but there is another named Bao Inquiry, a senior member of the Hammer Party, who is very well-informed.The deep sea is a little turbulent, but he doesn't know it.

In a hurry, Li Zhu stopped a taxi and told the location. The driver seemed to know what Li Zhu was going to do, but the speed was not fast, but rather slow, slower than the Wanma electric car.

Li Chui sat in the back, anxious, and some characteristics of depression in his heart could not help exuding. The strong anxiety made him uneasy, and this uneasiness began to vent on the driver.

"Your wife gave you a cuckold, and you're still as slow as a turtle, so you won't hurry up!"

"In such a hurry, rushing to reincarnate."

"Unfortunately, you gave birth to a son without an ass hole—"

"You gave birth to a son without a butthole."——

He had been scolding dryly, and finally arrived. Li Chui looked at the cartoon electronic watch on his wrist and it was already 10:[-]!The five kilometers were delayed by the old tortoise for five or ten minutes.

In fact, it is not surprising that the traffic situation in the deep sea is like this. During the rush hour of commuting, almost all the roads are full of cars, especially when encountering traffic lights, the cars can line up for hundreds of meters.

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