Huadu Animal Police
Chapter 61
Brother Three Volumes Three Great Communities Chapter 61 Brother Hammer Was Rectified
"Ding dong—— ding dong. [26nbsp;]"
At 11:30, the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and those senior students rushed down from the teaching building frantically and ran to the cafeteria.
There are two canteens in the school, one of which is given over to freshmen for military training, so there is only one canteen for senior students.
Whoever runs slower may not even be able to eat the crumbs.Some of the female students who usually pay attention to their appearance also ran up, in order to ask for a fresh sliced boiled meat.
"Okay, students, this morning's almost perfect training is over, you are all great." Li Chui clapped his hands and said: "Let me make a summary of the morning military training——"
"Instructor, don't sum up. The other instructors have led the team to dinner. You are summing up. We can only eat leftovers."
"I don't want to eat leftovers. I don't know how many people's saliva is there. Just thinking about it makes me sick."
The students in Class [-] and Class [-] watched other instructors lead the students to the cafeteria, and protested to Li Chui one after another.
"Okay, I'll save the summary of the military training until the afternoon. Everyone line up. Now you have to imagine that you are soldiers in the army. Soldiers require strict discipline."
There was no good progress in the military training all morning, so I just stood in a military posture and walked a few steps.After all, it was past ten o'clock when the training started.
However, after a whole morning of investigation, Li Chui has gradually discovered that the students in Class [-] are relatively honest. After all, they are all good students who love to study. The crux of the problem lies in Class [-]. Liu Meng is the center, and Zhang Jun is the center. Zhang Jun seems to be more powerful than Liu Meng. These two people are more friendly to the students in this class.
In fact, this is to win over classmates, because Li Chuan said in the morning that he would choose a small squadron leader among them, and if he performed well, he could recommend to the head teacher to become the squad leader after the military training.
No one cares about this kind of fart power, but Zhang Jun saw that Li Chui frequently showed favor to Liu Meng, so he thought that he should choose Liu Meng as the monitor. ranks.
Among the girls, there is Wenzi with long legs and beautiful eyebrows. Don't look at the soft-spoken ones. There are several pig-headed girls who look up to her. There is also a cruel little girl who wears a revealing miniskirt and a pair of high boots. The hot strips were dyed wine red, and the ears were still pierced.
Li Chui felt hot just looking at it. It was a hot day for military training, and he was still wearing high boots?I really can't figure it out.
Come to the cafeteria, which is also a three-story cafeteria, with more than a dozen windows on each floor, where there are chefs serving meals and uniform work trays.
The class led by Li Chui, Niu Yiming, and Lao Cao was arranged on the third floor.When Li Chui came with the students from the second class, Lao Cao had already arrived, carrying a work dinner plate, which contained double servings of ribs, a fat pig's foot, three liang of rice, and a glass of juice.
"Uncle Cao, aren't you afraid of dying?" Li Chui was a little contemptuous.
Lao Cao laughed, and said: "Xiao Li, don't be joking, you'd better go there quickly, there are still pig's feet, full of collagen, my old man needs a beauty treatment, I went late, but there is nothing." I said in my heart Anyway, it doesn't cost money, and you don't eat for nothing.
Li Chui asked the students to disband automatically, and each of them went to line up to eat. After eating, they gathered outside the cafeteria and went back to the dormitory for a lunch break, and distributed military training clothes.
After ordering a set meal, Li Chui found Lao Cao and sat down to eat with him. After a while, Niu Yiming also led the students, surrounded by four or five young girls, chattering endlessly.
Niu Yiming smiled all over his face and answered the girl's questions one by one, looking quite popular.
"Students are curious about everything now, what a wonderful time." Lao Cao said enviously, chewing on ribs.
Li Chui kept thinking about how to collect evidence that Bian Guoren accepted bribes from his parents, and he was careless.
This is a little fat man who walked up to Lao Cao timidly, shyly put a bottle of Coke in front of him, lowered his head and said: "Instructor Cao, you have worked hard, I will buy you some water." Then he turned and ran away.
Li hammer was taken aback, oh my god!is this real?Some students offered to bring water to Lao Cao?
Lao Cao smiled slightly, and said with emotion: "Who said that the children nowadays are disobedient, mischievous, and don't study hard. Look, how touching they respect the instructors. I must cherish this bottle of Coke."
Li Chui couldn't help but feel a sense of sadness, Niu Yiming looks like Feng Gong, how could a girl like him?There is also Lao Cao, who is simply the contemporary version of Wu Mengda. I, Li Chuishuai, are so scumbags that no one cares about them?It's unreasonable, is it because I'm too handsome?
At this moment, the long-haired man walked up to Li Chui like a dog, nodded and bowed, as if he saw a traitor from the imperial army.
"What?" Li Chui said angrily.
Changmao looked at Lao Cao, said hello to the instructor, then secretly took out a pack of Zhonghua from his pocket, and stuffed it to Li Chui: "Instructor Li, you have worked hard, this is our whole class to thank you for teaching us, entrusted me to deliver it."
Li Chui was so moved that tears almost fell out, "Long Mao, no no, student Li Xueding, you are so considerate of the instructor, I will give you a team leader later, but the school does not allow students to smoke, I will confiscate it gone."
After Changmao left, Lao Cao picked up the rice and said, "Xiao Li, the students you brought are not bad, they are so sensible, and they bought Zhonghua in order to thank you. Although gift giving is not advocated, this way of respecting teachers is still impressive. Glad."
"Ahaha, yes, yes, the students I teach are very sensible." Li Chui said brazenly, stuffing Yan Meimei into his pocket.
After lunch, all the students gathered below and took them back to the dormitory together. Due to the lack of female instructors, Li Chui was a little shy and unwilling to go to the girls' dormitory. Class [-] asked Duan Xiaorui to be the acting team leader, and class [-] asked Wen Zi to be the agent. Captain, write down the phone numbers of the two, and keep in touch at any time.
The school is also very considerate. On each floor, an independent room is arranged for the instructors to rest, and they take turns to be on duty at night.
After all the students went back to the dormitory for lunch break, Li Chui and Lao Cao sat in a dormitory, and Niu Yiming went to inspect.
Lao Cao picked up the bottle of Coke, opened it very carefully, and tasted the taste of Coke slowly like drinking Moutai: "It's green, a little sour, a little spicy, well, although the taste of Coke is not very pure, but I drink it. It made a young man respect his instructors."
Li Chui also took out the bag of Zhonghua showing off, gave one to Lao Cao, took out the lighter and clicked it on, took a deep breath, and said comfortably: "Zhonghua is worthy of being Zhonghua. People are intoxicated, I seem to see that the long-haired future is a man of knowledge and talent."
Lao Cao also took a sip, frowned and said: "No, the taste of China doesn't seem to be like this, it can't be fake—"
He had just finished speaking when he heard two loud bangs in the small dormitory, like two thunderbolts, and a thick smoke with a sulfur smell dispersed.
Li Chui's lips became like two sausages, red and purple, with blood hanging from the corners of his mouth, and black smoke all over his face. The cap was also blown off.
"Li Xueding!" Li Chui's head buzzed, and he immediately knew that he was being punished. He suddenly stood up and was about to settle the score with Changmao. At this moment, there was a knock on the door.
Li Chui opened the door and saw that it was long-haired Li Xueding. With a terrified expression on his face, he said loudly: "Instructor! Don't smoke that pack of cigarettes. It was a joke made by my younger brother to help my father quit smoking. firecracker."
Chang Mao saw Li Chui's mouth with two big sausages, and said weakly: "Oh, it seems that you must have smoked, instructor, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll take you to the school infirmary to have a look."
Seeing Chang Mao's panicked expression, Li Chui's heart suddenly softened: "It seems that he really didn't do it on purpose. If it was just to punish me, he would definitely not come over and tell me that there are firecrackers in the cigarette. The intention is good." Yes, hey, forget it."
Li Chui touched his big lips, patted Changmao's shoulder, and said, "Student Li Xueding, don't want it next time, go back and rest."
Li Xueding looked at Li Chui with a very sad expression, and then ran back to his dormitory. As soon as he returned, Zhang Jun and Liu Meng surrounded him and asked, "How is it? How is it? Is the old guy dead?"
Li Xueding hugged his belly and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, that guy's lips are swollen like two ham sausages, and there is another old man who lost several teeth. I just made an excuse, that old guy You actually believed it, what an idiot."
Zhang Jun snapped his fingers, and said with a high-ranking attitude: "Well done, from now on, let the old man see how good we are, and I don't believe that we can't beat him!"
He looked at Liu Meng whose eyes were rolling wildly, and said arrogantly: "Liu Meng, I advise you not to get too close to that old guy, it will be bad luck, I will decide the position of monitor."
Not to be outdone, Liu Meng said, "Zhang Jun, don't think that just because you have been to a martial arts school is awesome, let me tell you, your boss Sao Bao Jian is not even qualified to lick the ass of my big brother with boobs."
"What did you say!" The boss was insulted, Zhang Jun was furious, pushed Liu Meng, pointed at his nose and said: "Grandson, don't be arrogant, you have the guts to single out!"
Liu Meng brushed off the place Zhang Jun pushed on his chest, said something reckless, and then went back to bed with two or three younger brothers——
Li Chui helped Lao Cao to the school clinic. Before waiting for treatment, Lao Cao immediately covered his stomach, his face was pale, and beads of sweat kept falling: "It can't be done, Xiao Li, my stomach is very uncomfortable. ! Where's the toilet!" He pushed Li Hammer away and ran to the toilet in the middle of the corridor.
Before he pushed open the door, Li Chui heard a series of loud farts.
Looking at the bottle of Coke that Lao Cao drank half of, Li Chui smiled helplessly, "Oh my god, these students are so fucking good at it."
,,
"Ding dong—— ding dong. [26nbsp;]"
At 11:30, the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and those senior students rushed down from the teaching building frantically and ran to the cafeteria.
There are two canteens in the school, one of which is given over to freshmen for military training, so there is only one canteen for senior students.
Whoever runs slower may not even be able to eat the crumbs.Some of the female students who usually pay attention to their appearance also ran up, in order to ask for a fresh sliced boiled meat.
"Okay, students, this morning's almost perfect training is over, you are all great." Li Chui clapped his hands and said: "Let me make a summary of the morning military training——"
"Instructor, don't sum up. The other instructors have led the team to dinner. You are summing up. We can only eat leftovers."
"I don't want to eat leftovers. I don't know how many people's saliva is there. Just thinking about it makes me sick."
The students in Class [-] and Class [-] watched other instructors lead the students to the cafeteria, and protested to Li Chui one after another.
"Okay, I'll save the summary of the military training until the afternoon. Everyone line up. Now you have to imagine that you are soldiers in the army. Soldiers require strict discipline."
There was no good progress in the military training all morning, so I just stood in a military posture and walked a few steps.After all, it was past ten o'clock when the training started.
However, after a whole morning of investigation, Li Chui has gradually discovered that the students in Class [-] are relatively honest. After all, they are all good students who love to study. The crux of the problem lies in Class [-]. Liu Meng is the center, and Zhang Jun is the center. Zhang Jun seems to be more powerful than Liu Meng. These two people are more friendly to the students in this class.
In fact, this is to win over classmates, because Li Chuan said in the morning that he would choose a small squadron leader among them, and if he performed well, he could recommend to the head teacher to become the squad leader after the military training.
No one cares about this kind of fart power, but Zhang Jun saw that Li Chui frequently showed favor to Liu Meng, so he thought that he should choose Liu Meng as the monitor. ranks.
Among the girls, there is Wenzi with long legs and beautiful eyebrows. Don't look at the soft-spoken ones. There are several pig-headed girls who look up to her. There is also a cruel little girl who wears a revealing miniskirt and a pair of high boots. The hot strips were dyed wine red, and the ears were still pierced.
Li Chui felt hot just looking at it. It was a hot day for military training, and he was still wearing high boots?I really can't figure it out.
Come to the cafeteria, which is also a three-story cafeteria, with more than a dozen windows on each floor, where there are chefs serving meals and uniform work trays.
The class led by Li Chui, Niu Yiming, and Lao Cao was arranged on the third floor.When Li Chui came with the students from the second class, Lao Cao had already arrived, carrying a work dinner plate, which contained double servings of ribs, a fat pig's foot, three liang of rice, and a glass of juice.
"Uncle Cao, aren't you afraid of dying?" Li Chui was a little contemptuous.
Lao Cao laughed, and said: "Xiao Li, don't be joking, you'd better go there quickly, there are still pig's feet, full of collagen, my old man needs a beauty treatment, I went late, but there is nothing." I said in my heart Anyway, it doesn't cost money, and you don't eat for nothing.
Li Chui asked the students to disband automatically, and each of them went to line up to eat. After eating, they gathered outside the cafeteria and went back to the dormitory for a lunch break, and distributed military training clothes.
After ordering a set meal, Li Chui found Lao Cao and sat down to eat with him. After a while, Niu Yiming also led the students, surrounded by four or five young girls, chattering endlessly.
Niu Yiming smiled all over his face and answered the girl's questions one by one, looking quite popular.
"Students are curious about everything now, what a wonderful time." Lao Cao said enviously, chewing on ribs.
Li Chui kept thinking about how to collect evidence that Bian Guoren accepted bribes from his parents, and he was careless.
This is a little fat man who walked up to Lao Cao timidly, shyly put a bottle of Coke in front of him, lowered his head and said: "Instructor Cao, you have worked hard, I will buy you some water." Then he turned and ran away.
Li hammer was taken aback, oh my god!is this real?Some students offered to bring water to Lao Cao?
Lao Cao smiled slightly, and said with emotion: "Who said that the children nowadays are disobedient, mischievous, and don't study hard. Look, how touching they respect the instructors. I must cherish this bottle of Coke."
Li Chui couldn't help but feel a sense of sadness, Niu Yiming looks like Feng Gong, how could a girl like him?There is also Lao Cao, who is simply the contemporary version of Wu Mengda. I, Li Chuishuai, are so scumbags that no one cares about them?It's unreasonable, is it because I'm too handsome?
At this moment, the long-haired man walked up to Li Chui like a dog, nodded and bowed, as if he saw a traitor from the imperial army.
"What?" Li Chui said angrily.
Changmao looked at Lao Cao, said hello to the instructor, then secretly took out a pack of Zhonghua from his pocket, and stuffed it to Li Chui: "Instructor Li, you have worked hard, this is our whole class to thank you for teaching us, entrusted me to deliver it."
Li Chui was so moved that tears almost fell out, "Long Mao, no no, student Li Xueding, you are so considerate of the instructor, I will give you a team leader later, but the school does not allow students to smoke, I will confiscate it gone."
After Changmao left, Lao Cao picked up the rice and said, "Xiao Li, the students you brought are not bad, they are so sensible, and they bought Zhonghua in order to thank you. Although gift giving is not advocated, this way of respecting teachers is still impressive. Glad."
"Ahaha, yes, yes, the students I teach are very sensible." Li Chui said brazenly, stuffing Yan Meimei into his pocket.
After lunch, all the students gathered below and took them back to the dormitory together. Due to the lack of female instructors, Li Chui was a little shy and unwilling to go to the girls' dormitory. Class [-] asked Duan Xiaorui to be the acting team leader, and class [-] asked Wen Zi to be the agent. Captain, write down the phone numbers of the two, and keep in touch at any time.
The school is also very considerate. On each floor, an independent room is arranged for the instructors to rest, and they take turns to be on duty at night.
After all the students went back to the dormitory for lunch break, Li Chui and Lao Cao sat in a dormitory, and Niu Yiming went to inspect.
Lao Cao picked up the bottle of Coke, opened it very carefully, and tasted the taste of Coke slowly like drinking Moutai: "It's green, a little sour, a little spicy, well, although the taste of Coke is not very pure, but I drink it. It made a young man respect his instructors."
Li Chui also took out the bag of Zhonghua showing off, gave one to Lao Cao, took out the lighter and clicked it on, took a deep breath, and said comfortably: "Zhonghua is worthy of being Zhonghua. People are intoxicated, I seem to see that the long-haired future is a man of knowledge and talent."
Lao Cao also took a sip, frowned and said: "No, the taste of China doesn't seem to be like this, it can't be fake—"
He had just finished speaking when he heard two loud bangs in the small dormitory, like two thunderbolts, and a thick smoke with a sulfur smell dispersed.
Li Chui's lips became like two sausages, red and purple, with blood hanging from the corners of his mouth, and black smoke all over his face. The cap was also blown off.
"Li Xueding!" Li Chui's head buzzed, and he immediately knew that he was being punished. He suddenly stood up and was about to settle the score with Changmao. At this moment, there was a knock on the door.
Li Chui opened the door and saw that it was long-haired Li Xueding. With a terrified expression on his face, he said loudly: "Instructor! Don't smoke that pack of cigarettes. It was a joke made by my younger brother to help my father quit smoking. firecracker."
Chang Mao saw Li Chui's mouth with two big sausages, and said weakly: "Oh, it seems that you must have smoked, instructor, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll take you to the school infirmary to have a look."
Seeing Chang Mao's panicked expression, Li Chui's heart suddenly softened: "It seems that he really didn't do it on purpose. If it was just to punish me, he would definitely not come over and tell me that there are firecrackers in the cigarette. The intention is good." Yes, hey, forget it."
Li Chui touched his big lips, patted Changmao's shoulder, and said, "Student Li Xueding, don't want it next time, go back and rest."
Li Xueding looked at Li Chui with a very sad expression, and then ran back to his dormitory. As soon as he returned, Zhang Jun and Liu Meng surrounded him and asked, "How is it? How is it? Is the old guy dead?"
Li Xueding hugged his belly and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, that guy's lips are swollen like two ham sausages, and there is another old man who lost several teeth. I just made an excuse, that old guy You actually believed it, what an idiot."
Zhang Jun snapped his fingers, and said with a high-ranking attitude: "Well done, from now on, let the old man see how good we are, and I don't believe that we can't beat him!"
He looked at Liu Meng whose eyes were rolling wildly, and said arrogantly: "Liu Meng, I advise you not to get too close to that old guy, it will be bad luck, I will decide the position of monitor."
Not to be outdone, Liu Meng said, "Zhang Jun, don't think that just because you have been to a martial arts school is awesome, let me tell you, your boss Sao Bao Jian is not even qualified to lick the ass of my big brother with boobs."
"What did you say!" The boss was insulted, Zhang Jun was furious, pushed Liu Meng, pointed at his nose and said: "Grandson, don't be arrogant, you have the guts to single out!"
Liu Meng brushed off the place Zhang Jun pushed on his chest, said something reckless, and then went back to bed with two or three younger brothers——
Li Chui helped Lao Cao to the school clinic. Before waiting for treatment, Lao Cao immediately covered his stomach, his face was pale, and beads of sweat kept falling: "It can't be done, Xiao Li, my stomach is very uncomfortable. ! Where's the toilet!" He pushed Li Hammer away and ran to the toilet in the middle of the corridor.
Before he pushed open the door, Li Chui heard a series of loud farts.
Looking at the bottle of Coke that Lao Cao drank half of, Li Chui smiled helplessly, "Oh my god, these students are so fucking good at it."
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