my wife is a fantasy girl
Chapter 8 Morning Practice
"Ling, Lingmeng, what are you doing?" Duan Ziyu felt his brain crash, and Lingmeng attacked him at night while he was sleeping, he must not have woken up yet?
Hearing Duan Ziyu's voice, Lingmeng looked at Duan Ziyu in surprise and said, "Ziyu, that's great, you finally woke up. │26nbsp;│" Speaking of this, she frowned and stared at the 'monster' again, "But why hasn't this monster become smaller? The turbid air has already spewed out. Well, it's a strange turbid air. Why is it white?"
Duan Ziyu couldn't understand what he heard, so he quickly sat up and covered his lower body and said, "Lingmeng, what are you talking about? What kind of monster is this?"
Lingmeng was startled when he heard the words, and asked with a puzzled look: "Isn't this a monster? Then why did it become so big?"
Duan Ziyu was amused: "This is a man's natural reaction, it's strange that he doesn't grow up, but you, what are you doing?"
"A man's natural reaction?" Lingmeng was stunned for a while, and finally realized that he might have done something wrong again, so he couldn't help but look away and said weakly: "When I, I told you to wake up, you didn't get up for a long time, so you thought You had a problem with your practice yesterday, and then you saw that... that big thing swelled up, and you thought there was stale air in it, and then I..."
Lingmeng can't continue talking about the following, but Duan Ziyu has also figured out the cause and effect, and he couldn't laugh or cry, and at the same time, he was also puzzled. Lingmeng didn't seem to know anything last night, why did he know nothing about men? know?
At this time, seeing that Lingmeng was covered in white liquid, full of fragrance, Duan Ziyu felt that Xiao Ziyu had a tendency to raise his head again, so he quickly handed over the tissue on the bedside table and said, "Wipe off the things on your body first, this one I'll tell you about it later."
"Oh." Lingmeng replied weakly, took the tissue and wiped off the things on her body one by one. After she finished this, Duan Ziyu broke the silence and asked an important question.
"Reimu, let me ask you a question, do you know how to give birth to a child?"
Lingmeng's pretty face flushed when she heard it, and she gave Duan Ziyu a shy look: "You, why are you asking this all of a sudden?"
"Don't worry about it, you just need to answer whether I know or not."
Lingmeng was silent for a while when she heard the words, and finally lowered her head and said in a mosquito voice: "I know, I know, boys and girls sleep together at night and they will have babies." At the end, her ears turned red.
Now Duan Ziyu completely understands, she is not ignorant of men and women, but only half-knowledgeable, although she understands the difference between men and women, she also has a sense of shame, but she doesn't know the details, that's why she came up with this dumbfounding Oolong incident.
Thinking of this, Duan Ziyu picked up the laptop on the bedside table, found out the relevant content of the physiological knowledge of men and women, and then handed it to Lingmeng: "Lingmeng, you can take it to the living room to have a look, and you will understand after reading it." gone."
Reimu nodded and took the notebook, then left the room and went to the living room.
Duan Ziyu took the opportunity to change the dirty underwear and went to the bathroom to wash it. When he returned to the living room, Lingmeng had finished reading the physiological knowledge, and was sitting on the sofa with his head down pretending to be an ostrich. He probably understood what he had done. Shame.
Duan Ziyu was amused when he saw it. He really knew something about Lingmeng. Although she is a girl with magical abilities, she is a bit reckless and innocent. In today's materialistic society, a girl like this is probably like a lantern I can't find them all.
Thinking in his heart, Duan Ziyu teased on purpose: "How is it? Lingmeng, now you know it's not a monster, right?"
Lingmeng's delicate body trembled when she heard this, her head lowered lower, and the roots of her ears were all red.
Duan Ziyu was happier when he saw this, but he didn't continue. If Lingmeng became angry, he changed the subject and said: "Speaking of which, why did you wake me up so early? It's only six o'clock, Tiandu It's not lit yet."
Hearing this, Lingmeng was taken aback for a moment, and just remembered her original purpose, and she didn't care about being shy anymore, she raised her head and said, "I'm here to wake you up to practice, the hour when the sun just rises every morning is the most abundant spiritual energy It would be a waste if you don’t use it.”
"Oh, so that's how it is." Duan Ziyu suddenly scratched his head in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I worked on the magic cultivation method until late last night, so I slept like a dead pig."
After listening to Lingmeng, recalling what happened just now, she couldn't help being a little angry: "Hmph, if I called you, then you wouldn't get up, if you had woken up earlier, it wouldn't have happened, it would have happened... Well, it's all your fault anyway .”
Seeing that Lingmeng became angry from embarrassment, Duan Ziyu couldn't help being amused, and pretended to admit his mistake: "Yes, yes, it's all my fault. The great and beautiful Miss Lingmeng can forgive the fault of the villain."
Hearing the words "great and beautiful", Lingmeng's eyes showed a hint of joy, and then he hummed and said, "It sounds nice, but I don't know if it's true. Forget it, since you've said it too modestly, Miss Ben I just forgive you."
The joy in Lingmeng's eyes naturally couldn't escape Duan Ziyu's eyes. Sure enough, any woman loves beauty, how can she not be unhappy when she is called beautiful?At that moment, Duan Ziyu bowed like the Western housekeepers on TV: "Thank you beautiful and kind Miss Lingmeng for forgiving the villain's sins. The villain is very grateful."
After hearing this, Lingmeng was so happy that her little feet moved.
Duan Ziyu couldn't help smiling when he saw it, and then asked again: "By the way, Lingmeng, you just said that the best time to practice is when the sun just rises, so you should be able to start practicing now, right?"
Lingmeng said hastily when he heard the words: "Oh, I forgot about it again after being disturbed by you, let's start quickly, otherwise the spiritual energy will be wasted, you sit down immediately and practice the method of cultivating demons, and I will guide the spiritual energy for you. "
"Oh, do you need to take off your clothes?"
"You don't need it this time, you can just use your kung fu."
Duan Ziyu did as he said, and immediately sat down cross-legged and closed his eyes to exercise his skills. Lingmeng turned his head to look at the sky, and then pointed at the sun with his right hand, a white halo appeared on his fingertips, and the sun suddenly changed miraculously , many golden light spots emerged from the light, floating towards Duan Ziyu.
Soon, Duan Ziyu's body was shining with golden light, as if bathed in golden light rain.At the same time, Duan Ziyu felt that the surroundings were warm and very comfortable. At the same time, he felt that the aura in the dantian reacted, and quickly used the method of repairing magic to guide the aura to the meridians.
As the aura filled his whole body, Duan Ziyu felt as if something was entering his body, merging with his aura, like the closest lover who suddenly reunited after a long time lost, fish and water blend together, lingering inseparable.
This feeling was so indescribably comfortable that Duan Ziyu naturally fell silent in the process of aura fusion, concentrating all his mind on it.
Ling dreamed that Duan Ziyu had entered the situation, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. He fixed his eyes and saw that she was already dripping with sweat, and there was a trace of exhaustion in her expression, as if she had run hundreds of meters in one breath.
"Phew, it's really tiring to guide the aura, but this way, Ziyu will be able to complete the cultivation alone in the future." Lingmeng smiled happily, and sat down cross-legged to absorb the aura of the scorching sun, "Okay, I also want to hurry up and absorb it The aura is gone, and the aura has been exhausted after just coming here for more than a day, and it will be impossible if you don't work hard."
The two sat on the ground like this for more than an hour. After the first sun rose into the sky, the golden light spots wrapped around the two of them disappeared without a trace, and the two of them also recovered from the state of practicing.
Duan Ziyu bounced up from the ground like a kangaroo, clenched his fists and said happily: "Huh, it's so cool, it feels really great, as if he has endless energy all over his body!" Reimu stood up, "Reimu, have I become very powerful now? Can I punch through walls?"
Hearing this, Lingmeng had a playful smile on his face: "You can try it."
Duan Ziyu was excited, and he didn't doubt him when he heard this, so he nodded and applauded immediately, and then punched the wall.
Immediately afterwards, there was a muffled sound, and the excited expression on Duan Ziyu's face was affirmed, and the next moment it turned into a face of pain, shaking his right hand and shouting: "Damn it, it hurts me to death!"
Reimu next to "Hahaha 7e7e7e" couldn't bear it anymore, and burst out laughing.
Duan Ziyu looked at Lingmeng depressed when he heard the words: "Lingmeng, you are fooling me, I haven't become stronger at all!"
Lingmeng listened, and said with a smile, "Big idiot, I said yesterday that there is very little aura in this world, how could it be possible for you to punch through a wall after practicing for more than an hour? Humph, you are still laughing." I'm ignorant, aren't you doing stupid things now?"
"Damn, you didn't ask me to try me like this, okay, little girl dares to tease me, let's see if Master Ben doesn't beat your ass to pieces today!" Duan Ziyu pretended to be fierce and walked towards Lingmeng.
Lingmeng smiled and said, "Okay, you idiot, come and chase me!"
At that moment, the two staged a good chase in the house, and the laughter echoed in the house. Finally, when Lingmeng was backing away to tease Duan Ziyu, one accidentally stepped on the TV remote control that fell to the ground during the fight, and immediately stepped on it. It slipped backwards and fell down.
Duan Ziyu was startled when he saw this, and quickly reached out to pull Lingmeng, but because of inertia, he couldn't hold it steady, and finally both fell to the ground.
After regaining his senses, Duan Ziyu took a closer look and found that he was actually pressing on Lingmeng's body, and Lingmeng's small face was only a few feet away from him, and the unique girl's fragrance and breath came to his nostrils, which made him feel flustered , a little lost.
Immediately afterwards, Lingmeng also came back to her senses, seeing Duan Ziyu in front of her, she was slightly startled, and then Xiafei said with a mosquito voice on her cheeks: "Ziyu, can you get up?"
Duan Ziyu came to his senses after hearing the words, quickly said sorry and stood up, Lingmeng also got up afterward, his gaze was a little erratic, her reddish cheeks made her look even more charming, Duan Ziyu couldn't help but think of the glamorous scene this morning, Throat is a little dry.
The two of them didn't know what to say, they just kept silent, and the atmosphere became very delicate. In the end, it was Reimu who spoke first, breaking the silence with a weak voice: "It's getting late, I'm going to burn Under the water, Ziyu, you can adjust the fabric later!"
After speaking, Reimu turned around and ran into the kitchen as if fleeing.
Looking at Lingmeng's graceful back, Duan Ziyu couldn't help swallowing dryly, thinking that this little girl is really a seductive fairy, so many things happened in less than two days, and I don't know if I can control it Living.However, speaking of it, Reimu's body smells really good. It seems that I touched her two small steamed buns just now. Although they are wrapped in a chest cloth, I can still feel a little bit of it. Shouldn't I take a bath today?This is a problem!
While thinking wildly, Duan Ziyu took a deep breath to calm down, and then went into the kitchen to prepare fabrics as if nothing had happened.
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Hearing Duan Ziyu's voice, Lingmeng looked at Duan Ziyu in surprise and said, "Ziyu, that's great, you finally woke up. │26nbsp;│" Speaking of this, she frowned and stared at the 'monster' again, "But why hasn't this monster become smaller? The turbid air has already spewed out. Well, it's a strange turbid air. Why is it white?"
Duan Ziyu couldn't understand what he heard, so he quickly sat up and covered his lower body and said, "Lingmeng, what are you talking about? What kind of monster is this?"
Lingmeng was startled when he heard the words, and asked with a puzzled look: "Isn't this a monster? Then why did it become so big?"
Duan Ziyu was amused: "This is a man's natural reaction, it's strange that he doesn't grow up, but you, what are you doing?"
"A man's natural reaction?" Lingmeng was stunned for a while, and finally realized that he might have done something wrong again, so he couldn't help but look away and said weakly: "When I, I told you to wake up, you didn't get up for a long time, so you thought You had a problem with your practice yesterday, and then you saw that... that big thing swelled up, and you thought there was stale air in it, and then I..."
Lingmeng can't continue talking about the following, but Duan Ziyu has also figured out the cause and effect, and he couldn't laugh or cry, and at the same time, he was also puzzled. Lingmeng didn't seem to know anything last night, why did he know nothing about men? know?
At this time, seeing that Lingmeng was covered in white liquid, full of fragrance, Duan Ziyu felt that Xiao Ziyu had a tendency to raise his head again, so he quickly handed over the tissue on the bedside table and said, "Wipe off the things on your body first, this one I'll tell you about it later."
"Oh." Lingmeng replied weakly, took the tissue and wiped off the things on her body one by one. After she finished this, Duan Ziyu broke the silence and asked an important question.
"Reimu, let me ask you a question, do you know how to give birth to a child?"
Lingmeng's pretty face flushed when she heard it, and she gave Duan Ziyu a shy look: "You, why are you asking this all of a sudden?"
"Don't worry about it, you just need to answer whether I know or not."
Lingmeng was silent for a while when she heard the words, and finally lowered her head and said in a mosquito voice: "I know, I know, boys and girls sleep together at night and they will have babies." At the end, her ears turned red.
Now Duan Ziyu completely understands, she is not ignorant of men and women, but only half-knowledgeable, although she understands the difference between men and women, she also has a sense of shame, but she doesn't know the details, that's why she came up with this dumbfounding Oolong incident.
Thinking of this, Duan Ziyu picked up the laptop on the bedside table, found out the relevant content of the physiological knowledge of men and women, and then handed it to Lingmeng: "Lingmeng, you can take it to the living room to have a look, and you will understand after reading it." gone."
Reimu nodded and took the notebook, then left the room and went to the living room.
Duan Ziyu took the opportunity to change the dirty underwear and went to the bathroom to wash it. When he returned to the living room, Lingmeng had finished reading the physiological knowledge, and was sitting on the sofa with his head down pretending to be an ostrich. He probably understood what he had done. Shame.
Duan Ziyu was amused when he saw it. He really knew something about Lingmeng. Although she is a girl with magical abilities, she is a bit reckless and innocent. In today's materialistic society, a girl like this is probably like a lantern I can't find them all.
Thinking in his heart, Duan Ziyu teased on purpose: "How is it? Lingmeng, now you know it's not a monster, right?"
Lingmeng's delicate body trembled when she heard this, her head lowered lower, and the roots of her ears were all red.
Duan Ziyu was happier when he saw this, but he didn't continue. If Lingmeng became angry, he changed the subject and said: "Speaking of which, why did you wake me up so early? It's only six o'clock, Tiandu It's not lit yet."
Hearing this, Lingmeng was taken aback for a moment, and just remembered her original purpose, and she didn't care about being shy anymore, she raised her head and said, "I'm here to wake you up to practice, the hour when the sun just rises every morning is the most abundant spiritual energy It would be a waste if you don’t use it.”
"Oh, so that's how it is." Duan Ziyu suddenly scratched his head in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I worked on the magic cultivation method until late last night, so I slept like a dead pig."
After listening to Lingmeng, recalling what happened just now, she couldn't help being a little angry: "Hmph, if I called you, then you wouldn't get up, if you had woken up earlier, it wouldn't have happened, it would have happened... Well, it's all your fault anyway .”
Seeing that Lingmeng became angry from embarrassment, Duan Ziyu couldn't help being amused, and pretended to admit his mistake: "Yes, yes, it's all my fault. The great and beautiful Miss Lingmeng can forgive the fault of the villain."
Hearing the words "great and beautiful", Lingmeng's eyes showed a hint of joy, and then he hummed and said, "It sounds nice, but I don't know if it's true. Forget it, since you've said it too modestly, Miss Ben I just forgive you."
The joy in Lingmeng's eyes naturally couldn't escape Duan Ziyu's eyes. Sure enough, any woman loves beauty, how can she not be unhappy when she is called beautiful?At that moment, Duan Ziyu bowed like the Western housekeepers on TV: "Thank you beautiful and kind Miss Lingmeng for forgiving the villain's sins. The villain is very grateful."
After hearing this, Lingmeng was so happy that her little feet moved.
Duan Ziyu couldn't help smiling when he saw it, and then asked again: "By the way, Lingmeng, you just said that the best time to practice is when the sun just rises, so you should be able to start practicing now, right?"
Lingmeng said hastily when he heard the words: "Oh, I forgot about it again after being disturbed by you, let's start quickly, otherwise the spiritual energy will be wasted, you sit down immediately and practice the method of cultivating demons, and I will guide the spiritual energy for you. "
"Oh, do you need to take off your clothes?"
"You don't need it this time, you can just use your kung fu."
Duan Ziyu did as he said, and immediately sat down cross-legged and closed his eyes to exercise his skills. Lingmeng turned his head to look at the sky, and then pointed at the sun with his right hand, a white halo appeared on his fingertips, and the sun suddenly changed miraculously , many golden light spots emerged from the light, floating towards Duan Ziyu.
Soon, Duan Ziyu's body was shining with golden light, as if bathed in golden light rain.At the same time, Duan Ziyu felt that the surroundings were warm and very comfortable. At the same time, he felt that the aura in the dantian reacted, and quickly used the method of repairing magic to guide the aura to the meridians.
As the aura filled his whole body, Duan Ziyu felt as if something was entering his body, merging with his aura, like the closest lover who suddenly reunited after a long time lost, fish and water blend together, lingering inseparable.
This feeling was so indescribably comfortable that Duan Ziyu naturally fell silent in the process of aura fusion, concentrating all his mind on it.
Ling dreamed that Duan Ziyu had entered the situation, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. He fixed his eyes and saw that she was already dripping with sweat, and there was a trace of exhaustion in her expression, as if she had run hundreds of meters in one breath.
"Phew, it's really tiring to guide the aura, but this way, Ziyu will be able to complete the cultivation alone in the future." Lingmeng smiled happily, and sat down cross-legged to absorb the aura of the scorching sun, "Okay, I also want to hurry up and absorb it The aura is gone, and the aura has been exhausted after just coming here for more than a day, and it will be impossible if you don't work hard."
The two sat on the ground like this for more than an hour. After the first sun rose into the sky, the golden light spots wrapped around the two of them disappeared without a trace, and the two of them also recovered from the state of practicing.
Duan Ziyu bounced up from the ground like a kangaroo, clenched his fists and said happily: "Huh, it's so cool, it feels really great, as if he has endless energy all over his body!" Reimu stood up, "Reimu, have I become very powerful now? Can I punch through walls?"
Hearing this, Lingmeng had a playful smile on his face: "You can try it."
Duan Ziyu was excited, and he didn't doubt him when he heard this, so he nodded and applauded immediately, and then punched the wall.
Immediately afterwards, there was a muffled sound, and the excited expression on Duan Ziyu's face was affirmed, and the next moment it turned into a face of pain, shaking his right hand and shouting: "Damn it, it hurts me to death!"
Reimu next to "Hahaha 7e7e7e" couldn't bear it anymore, and burst out laughing.
Duan Ziyu looked at Lingmeng depressed when he heard the words: "Lingmeng, you are fooling me, I haven't become stronger at all!"
Lingmeng listened, and said with a smile, "Big idiot, I said yesterday that there is very little aura in this world, how could it be possible for you to punch through a wall after practicing for more than an hour? Humph, you are still laughing." I'm ignorant, aren't you doing stupid things now?"
"Damn, you didn't ask me to try me like this, okay, little girl dares to tease me, let's see if Master Ben doesn't beat your ass to pieces today!" Duan Ziyu pretended to be fierce and walked towards Lingmeng.
Lingmeng smiled and said, "Okay, you idiot, come and chase me!"
At that moment, the two staged a good chase in the house, and the laughter echoed in the house. Finally, when Lingmeng was backing away to tease Duan Ziyu, one accidentally stepped on the TV remote control that fell to the ground during the fight, and immediately stepped on it. It slipped backwards and fell down.
Duan Ziyu was startled when he saw this, and quickly reached out to pull Lingmeng, but because of inertia, he couldn't hold it steady, and finally both fell to the ground.
After regaining his senses, Duan Ziyu took a closer look and found that he was actually pressing on Lingmeng's body, and Lingmeng's small face was only a few feet away from him, and the unique girl's fragrance and breath came to his nostrils, which made him feel flustered , a little lost.
Immediately afterwards, Lingmeng also came back to her senses, seeing Duan Ziyu in front of her, she was slightly startled, and then Xiafei said with a mosquito voice on her cheeks: "Ziyu, can you get up?"
Duan Ziyu came to his senses after hearing the words, quickly said sorry and stood up, Lingmeng also got up afterward, his gaze was a little erratic, her reddish cheeks made her look even more charming, Duan Ziyu couldn't help but think of the glamorous scene this morning, Throat is a little dry.
The two of them didn't know what to say, they just kept silent, and the atmosphere became very delicate. In the end, it was Reimu who spoke first, breaking the silence with a weak voice: "It's getting late, I'm going to burn Under the water, Ziyu, you can adjust the fabric later!"
After speaking, Reimu turned around and ran into the kitchen as if fleeing.
Looking at Lingmeng's graceful back, Duan Ziyu couldn't help swallowing dryly, thinking that this little girl is really a seductive fairy, so many things happened in less than two days, and I don't know if I can control it Living.However, speaking of it, Reimu's body smells really good. It seems that I touched her two small steamed buns just now. Although they are wrapped in a chest cloth, I can still feel a little bit of it. Shouldn't I take a bath today?This is a problem!
While thinking wildly, Duan Ziyu took a deep breath to calm down, and then went into the kitchen to prepare fabrics as if nothing had happened.
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