Another world dragon and thunder double repair

Lin Munuo thoughtfully looked at Lin Yueniang's retreating back, an inexplicable fire ignited in his heart, he clenched his fists, and his eyes suddenly became sharp.

"What's wrong with me, I actually have that kind of hazy feeling towards Aunt Yue 2c, although I always think of myself as Yu Jie." Lin Mu shook his head fiercely.

"Hmph!" Lin Wen asked with a cold snort from Lin Mu's heart, "You really are not a good person, and you actually have a crush on Aunt Yue."

"It's none of your business." Lin Mu rolled his eyes and said, "This is called opposites attract, do you understand? Especially this kind of mature women are extraordinarily attractive. Forget it, tell me about it with you brat. No way."

In the two years since Lin Mu traveled to the present, he has always regarded himself as a person from the previous life, so his age has always been calculated according to his real age. For him, what is the 13-year-old Lin asked if he is not a kid?

"You're just a brat! I, Lin Wenwen, claim to be the first day-long existence in Zhuri Sun Villa, do you know that?"

"Hey, well, genius, let me ask you." Lin Mu raised his eyebrows, and said with a smirk, "Have you ever hit a plane? If you have, then I will never call you a brat in the future."

"Masturbation?" Lin Wenwen was silent for a moment. Lin Wenwen had never heard of this uncommon vocabulary, so he asked Lin, "What is masturbation? How to do it? It's a way to find out."

When Lin Mu heard this, he burst out laughing. After a while, he suppressed his smile and replied calmly, "Come on, brother is in a good mood today, so I'll explain to you what masturbation is and what is related to masturbation." All kinds of knowledge about airplanes, listen carefully, this is very powerful, of course, it may not be suitable for a young lady like you."

"You have to know that masturbation is a very advanced move." Lin Mu said with a serious face.

"Is it a kind of martial arts secret?"

"Well, it can be understood in this way." Lin Mu rubbed his chin and said slowly: "There is a history of 800 years, and it is estimated that it has existed for longer than Ri Ri Villa."

"Really!" Lin Wenwen immediately got excited when he heard it, a purple light flashed, and a phantom immediately appeared in front of Lin Mu.

"The way to use moves is divided into left hand and right hand. Different hands will have different effects."

Left and right hands have different effects. Lin Wenwen went through all the martial arts moves in his mind, but couldn't find any similar to it. He immediately stood in awe, and said to Lin Mu seriously: "I didn't expect you to know such a miraculous It seems that you are not completely useless. Well, let’s talk about the power of this move carefully, and what is the specific difference between using it with left and right hands.”

"Well, hey, mighty power? Hmph, it scares you to death! With a light wave of one hand, the world is shaken, the wind and clouds change color, and hundreds of millions of gods are instantly annihilated." Lin Mu glanced and listened. Lin asked with an excited face, laughed in his heart, paused and said: "As for the specific effect of the left and right hands you mentioned, then I don't know, I also heard what others said."

"Hey, don't look at me like this. Although I know this move is powerful, I really don't know if the left and right hands have different effects." Seeing Lin Wenwen, Lin Mu fixed his eyes tightly. Looking at myself, he calmly said: "Actually, I have never shot a plane before. You also know that this kind of move is extremely powerful. I can't bear to slaughter hundreds of millions of creatures all at once. Besides, this move is more harmful to the body."

"Hmph." Lin Wenwen stared at Lin Mu for a while, then said slowly, "Then what if you use both hands?"

Ah, Lin Mu looked at Lin Wendao in a daze, and then laughed wildly, "Oh, this is using both hands. This is a forbidden move, and it is not something ordinary people can learn to use, but in my estimation, using both hands together It’s enough to stand out from the crowd.”

"Then you know how to masturbate?" Lin asked, looking at Lin Mu expectantly.

"This... this, hey, how do you want me to answer." Lin Mu nodded shyly, "It will be a little bit."

"Didn't you say you never fought?"

"Hungry, just because you haven't fought before doesn't mean you can't." Lin Mu curled his lips and said, "It's like you know a lot of magical moves, but you don't necessarily have used them all, the same reason."

Lin Mu pondered for a moment. After a long time, his eyes stared at Lin Mu. After a long time, he said two words faintly, "Teach me!"

Did I spoil Xiao Zhengtai? After all, I survived only on his body. Lin Mu looked at the purple phantom in front of him, and asked calmly: "Are you sure? This move is very harmful to the body. , you are just a remnant soul, I am afraid of you..."

"Hmph! What's the matter? I, Lin Wendao, have been living in martial arts since I was a child and proving the Dao through martial arts, so I was named Wendao! To be able to die in the martial arts, although death is tolerant! Besides, it is such a powerful move." Lin Wendao replied disdainfully.

"Hey, okay, I'll teach!" Lin Mu sighed: "Come on, let's take out the right hand first, and then..."

"Wait!" Lin Wendao suddenly interjected to plan for Lin Mu, and said proudly, "I, Lin Wendao, can't stand shoulder-to-shoulder!"

Lin Mu looked at Lin Wendao, whose eyes were so bright, raised his eyebrows, and asked, "And then?"

"If you want to learn, learn from the best one, and you don't need to teach me who is inferior to your left and right hands."

"So, you want to..."

"Hands!" Lin Wenwen replied loudly, "I want to learn how to masturbate with both hands!"

Well, Mrs. Xiaozheng or something, it really is awesome.Lin Mu bit his teeth and said firmly, "I'll teach you!"

After a while.

"You...you bastard!" Lin Wenwen pointed at Lin Mu angrily and cursed: "You can do such a dirty move!!"

"Hey! We are familiar, if you do this again, I will sue you for defamation." Lin Mu said angrily: "It's not that you want to learn to masturbate with both hands, I did it for you, if it wasn't for watching I won't do it for the sake of your body that I occupy, you think it's easy for me, but this is the first time for him."

"What?! Such a filthy movement is what you call the profound art of martial arts? A forbidden move? One shot will surely float hundreds of millions of corpses?" Lin asked, staring at Lin Mu coldly.

"Is this still a mystery? How many people do you think will do this? Isn't it worth hundreds of millions of floating corpses once shipped?" Lin Mu straightened his clothes and said, "Besides, don't talk about filthy or not, this body It's not yours yet."

"You...you're kidding me, you bastard, old...old...I'm fighting with you." Lin Wendao was so angry that he threw his head at Lin Mu, but it was already a part of Lin Mu's soul Lin asked, rushing to Lin Mu was like tickling him.

Is Xiao Zhengtai not good enough in his heart, he shook his head helplessly, "Calm down, people have to go through it once, look at me, today I took the sky as my quilt and the ground as my seat, and I took the first flight in my life." , Although it didn’t work out, it was still an experience.”

"You...you...I..."

"Don't make money, you two still learned from me." Lin Mu rolled his eyes, and said: "The little brat is gentle."

Lin Wenwen looked at Lin Mu very annoyed, wishing he could immediately pull Lin Mu's soul out of his body and smash it to pieces.

"Hmph! I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, you really are a piece of trash! Listen carefully, three months later, if you enter the top three in the junior competition, that's fine, if you fall out of the top three, hmph, then I will die with you Bar!"