Beautiful fairy wife in love with me
Chapter 69) Embryo
Li Xiaochen laughed and played with her while explaining the ins and outs of the incident.It's just because Tang Yao said that it is not allowed to mention to others about hiring him as a part-time boyfriend for free, so Li Xiaochen omitted this part.
Jiang Mier was originally annoyed that he and Tang Yao were so intoxicated with each other, her heart felt like a vinegar vat had been knocked over, and there was a sour smell everywhere.
But hearing his kindness towards him in his words, he was not so jealous anymore.
Humming and chirping, she murmured a few words to Li Xiaochen, but after all she couldn't harden her heart, she walked down the steps and let go of her suspicions.
Tolerant forgiveness does not mean that there is no knot in the heart.Especially a smart woman like Jiang Mier, of course understands that men's promises are the most unreliable.
No matter how beautiful a woman is, she will eventually grow old and fade.
If you want to hold a man's heart for a long time, you never rely on a fairy beauty that fades as quickly as a flower blooms and falls, nor a curvaceous and hot body like a coquettish devil, nor a poignant love like Luo Zhuliangzhu.
In fact, no matter which way it is, there is no real guarantee that a man will not change his mind.
This has always been a complicated problem that both men and women can't cut clearly and make things messy.
Besides, Jiang Mier knew very well that she had not reached such an important position in Li Xiaochen's heart.
This is also her greatest strength - she is always aware of her strengths and weaknesses and can maximize her strengths to make up for her weaknesses.
She firmly believes that treating men is the same as the ancient emperors governing the country and today's business management.Only the combination of kindness and power, and the combination of rewards and punishments can be the right way.
Rather than clinging to what has happened, it is better to treat it strictly, to punish it lightly, and to punish the small and the big.
It can not only reflect your kindness, but also make the other party grateful.
But this doesn't apply to every man.There are thousands of ways to deal with men.Jiang Mier just chose the one that works best for Li Xiaochen.
And the effect in exchange, judging from Li Xiaochen's reaction, is indeed good, at least it can make him be honest for a while.
After enough trouble, Jiang Mier sat cross-legged on the bed, and said to Li Xiaochen who was still smirking: "Stop laughing. Sit down quickly. I'm going to teach you how to inject the primordial spirit into the inner alchemy and complete the alchemy as soon as possible." Last practice."
As soon as this matter was mentioned, Li Xiaochen immediately remembered the roster given by Qin Yufei: "Jiang Mier, do you have an older brother named Jiang Junning?"
"Well, it's my half-brother. Where did you hear it? I don't seem to have told you." Jiang Mier stared at him suspiciously again.
Li Xiaochen avoided talking about it, and continued to ask: "Is he very powerful? How far has Taixuan Tian Qing Dao cultivated?"
Jiang Mier shook her head: "I haven't seen him make a move. But if the elders in the family want to find someone to replace me, they will definitely help Brother Junning. He has strength and is cautious in doing things. He is a very reassuring man .Compared with you, it is much more reliable."
"Don't you think your last sentence is redundant? Am I unreliable?" Li Xiaochen retorted disapprovingly.
Jiang Mier smiled and said: "You, you are still far from reliable. It feels very floating and extremely unreliable."
"Don't hurt me a few words, you will die." The shocked Li Xiaochen lowered his head and fell on the bed.
"This is to make you realize the reality. Although you are not reliable now, I believe that you will become reliable in the future. When you become a real man, when you understand what responsibility is, you He will be the most reliable man in the world."
Li Xiaochen chewed on her words for a long time: "The implication is that you are cursing me for not being a real man?"
Jiang Mier put on a teachable expression, nodded and smiled, "Of course, yes."
Li Xiaochen's boss raised his face in displeasure: "Push your ass over."
"You stinky rascal, what do you want?" Jiang Mier moved back, raising her vigilance.
"Slap your ass." Li Xiaochen pounced like a tiger, caught Jiang Mier who was about to run away, and slapped her hard on the buttocks a few times, "I told you to hurt me! Believe it or not, I was shocked, today I'll do it to you tonight, let you see what a real man is?"
After finishing the words, he stretched out his fingers and poked and creaked Jiang Mier's waist and armpits, making her delicate body tremble and giggle non-stop.
After getting along for many days, Li Xiaochen and Jiang Mier's relationship gradually became stronger.The scale of action is also getting bigger and bigger and more intimate.
"Don't play, really don't play. I want to tell you about cultivation. You...hehehe, don't touch me, it's so itchy...hehe...don't take the opportunity to touch me..." Jiang Mier knocked Li The unruly thief's hand that Xiao Chen stretched out gave him a few big eyes that couldn't hide his smile.
She sat down again, concealed her playfulness, and said solemnly: "You have reached the late stage of alchemy. As long as you put the primordial spirit in the inner alchemy, you will be pregnant with the fairy fetus. After that, you will have to clear your way to Tai Xuantian Once the foundation is successfully established, it means that we will set off to return to the Jiang family to accept the test of the elder. If it goes well, our agreement will be considered complete."
"What are your plans from now on?" Li Xiaochen faintly felt that things were not that simple.
"Of course you and I went our separate ways. I will do what I have to do. You come back to continue your unfinished studies."
Hearing her speak freely, Li Xiaochen felt a little sad in his heart.Doesn't this mean that she will be separated from Jiang Mier in the future?
Seeing the displeasure on his face, Jiang Mier pursed her lips and smiled slightly: "Are you reluctant to part with me?"
Li Xiaochen sat up straight as if he had been stabbed in the butt by an awl, "Nonsense! Who can't bear to part with you, a devil? I wish I could get rid of you right away, so that I don't have to be teased by you every day."
Hearing what he said, the smile on Jiang Mier's face became wider.
"Okay, it's time to separate. Don't go home and hug your pillow, hide in a dark corner, and cry secretly for nothing. Also, I made a bet with you before. Do you still remember? One day, you will fall in love with me irresistibly. Your feeling for me is just like my name, it must be sweet and spicy, love and hate, want to be dissatisfied, and can't stop!"
As she said that, Jiang Mier punched him in the heart, and said: "I, the female devil, just want to torture your heart and make you miserable. The more pain you suffer, the happier I will be. Hmm, I feel like I'm about to capture your heart. What do you think?"
If it was before, Li Xiaochen would have to answer a few words.
But now, all he can think about is the pity scene after being separated from Jiang Mier.
After being dazed for a while, Li Xiaochen sighed helplessly: "You have succeeded. I can't resist your demonic charm. You torture me."
Seeing that he had no fighting power at all, Jiang Mier immediately felt bored: "Don't be so serious, okay? It's like something. Don't make trouble. I taught you to focus on the soul."
After the previous preparatory work, the inner alchemy is complete, and it can be conceived.
Where there is birth, there must be death.This is an eternal truth.
However, the physical body is perishable, but the consciousness is immortal.
Although the physical body is a false ego, people can use the false self to cultivate the truth and achieve results.
Since Taixuan Tianqingdao was congealed into the womb, he gradually changed from exercising externally to internally, from strengthening the body to improving the spirituality of the primordial spirit.
The method of conceiving is not difficult.All you need to do is concentrate your mind and imagine that the self-principal spirit in your body enters the inner alchemy.
Jiang Mier only made a few points.Li Xiaochen understood the trick and immediately put it into practice.
Gradually he entered the samadhi, and saw the darkness around him.It seems that I have been in a vast and lightless universe, and I can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south, and I can't tell the other side of this world.
Listening attentively, the thumping heartbeat came from far and near.
After listening intently and quietly, Li Xiaochen suddenly understood.
There are sounds of gastrointestinal peristalsis, secretion of body fluids, rhythm of breathing, and the sound of blood slowly flowing nearby...
This is the inside of my body!
But where is Nedan?Can't find inner alchemy, how to conceive?
Li Xiaochen thought to himself: the heart and the lungs should be at the top.And the dantian where the inner alchemy is located is in the abdomen.Although I couldn't see it, I guessed the sound, so I should be able to find it.
After making up his mind, he recognized the voice and moved down.
With such a large abdomen, it is not easy to find the location of Dantian.He drilled around, but Neidan couldn't find it, but managed to get the stench out of his intestines.
"Pfft—" A long and continuous sound of farting was released from the backyard of the fleshy body.
Its sound is like an impassioned and surging Suona song, which is played in the room with great vigor.
"Mamma Mia, it stinks!" After holding back for more than a minute, the high-pitched and loud fart sound was not about to end, Jiang Mier pinched her nose, ran to the window, opened the window, and took a deep breath fresh air.
Qin Yufei who had been hiding in the closet was even more miserable.
There is no airtight wall in the world, and naturally there is no airtight cabinet.
Li Xiaochen's big fart made ghosts cry and gods howl, the stench was so foul that it diffused in the whole room after a while.Even the wardrobe was not spared.
Qin Yufei couldn't get out of the cabinet, so she could only silently endure the stench that made her almost faint.
She couldn't help complaining in her heart: What the hell did Li Xiaochen eat? Why is the gas he released so stinky?I really shouldn't have come in tonight to translate materials written in Xiaozhuan for him.Enter the womb quickly, invite Jiang Mier away, and let me out.
After more than two minutes, Li Xiaochen's astonishing fart still persisted.
Qin Yufei couldn't stand it anymore.She rummaged through the closet, and finally found the deodorant, and hurriedly brought it to her nose to dilute the terrible smell of helplessness.
Jiang Mier outside took the electric fan and turned it on to the highest gear to evacuate the bad smell in the air, and said to Li Xiaochen who was cross-legged and closed his eyes: "Are you alright? I can't take it anymore. You big fart." Male. I've never heard of a cultivator who was so coquettish in his womb."
Jiang Mier was originally annoyed that he and Tang Yao were so intoxicated with each other, her heart felt like a vinegar vat had been knocked over, and there was a sour smell everywhere.
But hearing his kindness towards him in his words, he was not so jealous anymore.
Humming and chirping, she murmured a few words to Li Xiaochen, but after all she couldn't harden her heart, she walked down the steps and let go of her suspicions.
Tolerant forgiveness does not mean that there is no knot in the heart.Especially a smart woman like Jiang Mier, of course understands that men's promises are the most unreliable.
No matter how beautiful a woman is, she will eventually grow old and fade.
If you want to hold a man's heart for a long time, you never rely on a fairy beauty that fades as quickly as a flower blooms and falls, nor a curvaceous and hot body like a coquettish devil, nor a poignant love like Luo Zhuliangzhu.
In fact, no matter which way it is, there is no real guarantee that a man will not change his mind.
This has always been a complicated problem that both men and women can't cut clearly and make things messy.
Besides, Jiang Mier knew very well that she had not reached such an important position in Li Xiaochen's heart.
This is also her greatest strength - she is always aware of her strengths and weaknesses and can maximize her strengths to make up for her weaknesses.
She firmly believes that treating men is the same as the ancient emperors governing the country and today's business management.Only the combination of kindness and power, and the combination of rewards and punishments can be the right way.
Rather than clinging to what has happened, it is better to treat it strictly, to punish it lightly, and to punish the small and the big.
It can not only reflect your kindness, but also make the other party grateful.
But this doesn't apply to every man.There are thousands of ways to deal with men.Jiang Mier just chose the one that works best for Li Xiaochen.
And the effect in exchange, judging from Li Xiaochen's reaction, is indeed good, at least it can make him be honest for a while.
After enough trouble, Jiang Mier sat cross-legged on the bed, and said to Li Xiaochen who was still smirking: "Stop laughing. Sit down quickly. I'm going to teach you how to inject the primordial spirit into the inner alchemy and complete the alchemy as soon as possible." Last practice."
As soon as this matter was mentioned, Li Xiaochen immediately remembered the roster given by Qin Yufei: "Jiang Mier, do you have an older brother named Jiang Junning?"
"Well, it's my half-brother. Where did you hear it? I don't seem to have told you." Jiang Mier stared at him suspiciously again.
Li Xiaochen avoided talking about it, and continued to ask: "Is he very powerful? How far has Taixuan Tian Qing Dao cultivated?"
Jiang Mier shook her head: "I haven't seen him make a move. But if the elders in the family want to find someone to replace me, they will definitely help Brother Junning. He has strength and is cautious in doing things. He is a very reassuring man .Compared with you, it is much more reliable."
"Don't you think your last sentence is redundant? Am I unreliable?" Li Xiaochen retorted disapprovingly.
Jiang Mier smiled and said: "You, you are still far from reliable. It feels very floating and extremely unreliable."
"Don't hurt me a few words, you will die." The shocked Li Xiaochen lowered his head and fell on the bed.
"This is to make you realize the reality. Although you are not reliable now, I believe that you will become reliable in the future. When you become a real man, when you understand what responsibility is, you He will be the most reliable man in the world."
Li Xiaochen chewed on her words for a long time: "The implication is that you are cursing me for not being a real man?"
Jiang Mier put on a teachable expression, nodded and smiled, "Of course, yes."
Li Xiaochen's boss raised his face in displeasure: "Push your ass over."
"You stinky rascal, what do you want?" Jiang Mier moved back, raising her vigilance.
"Slap your ass." Li Xiaochen pounced like a tiger, caught Jiang Mier who was about to run away, and slapped her hard on the buttocks a few times, "I told you to hurt me! Believe it or not, I was shocked, today I'll do it to you tonight, let you see what a real man is?"
After finishing the words, he stretched out his fingers and poked and creaked Jiang Mier's waist and armpits, making her delicate body tremble and giggle non-stop.
After getting along for many days, Li Xiaochen and Jiang Mier's relationship gradually became stronger.The scale of action is also getting bigger and bigger and more intimate.
"Don't play, really don't play. I want to tell you about cultivation. You...hehehe, don't touch me, it's so itchy...hehe...don't take the opportunity to touch me..." Jiang Mier knocked Li The unruly thief's hand that Xiao Chen stretched out gave him a few big eyes that couldn't hide his smile.
She sat down again, concealed her playfulness, and said solemnly: "You have reached the late stage of alchemy. As long as you put the primordial spirit in the inner alchemy, you will be pregnant with the fairy fetus. After that, you will have to clear your way to Tai Xuantian Once the foundation is successfully established, it means that we will set off to return to the Jiang family to accept the test of the elder. If it goes well, our agreement will be considered complete."
"What are your plans from now on?" Li Xiaochen faintly felt that things were not that simple.
"Of course you and I went our separate ways. I will do what I have to do. You come back to continue your unfinished studies."
Hearing her speak freely, Li Xiaochen felt a little sad in his heart.Doesn't this mean that she will be separated from Jiang Mier in the future?
Seeing the displeasure on his face, Jiang Mier pursed her lips and smiled slightly: "Are you reluctant to part with me?"
Li Xiaochen sat up straight as if he had been stabbed in the butt by an awl, "Nonsense! Who can't bear to part with you, a devil? I wish I could get rid of you right away, so that I don't have to be teased by you every day."
Hearing what he said, the smile on Jiang Mier's face became wider.
"Okay, it's time to separate. Don't go home and hug your pillow, hide in a dark corner, and cry secretly for nothing. Also, I made a bet with you before. Do you still remember? One day, you will fall in love with me irresistibly. Your feeling for me is just like my name, it must be sweet and spicy, love and hate, want to be dissatisfied, and can't stop!"
As she said that, Jiang Mier punched him in the heart, and said: "I, the female devil, just want to torture your heart and make you miserable. The more pain you suffer, the happier I will be. Hmm, I feel like I'm about to capture your heart. What do you think?"
If it was before, Li Xiaochen would have to answer a few words.
But now, all he can think about is the pity scene after being separated from Jiang Mier.
After being dazed for a while, Li Xiaochen sighed helplessly: "You have succeeded. I can't resist your demonic charm. You torture me."
Seeing that he had no fighting power at all, Jiang Mier immediately felt bored: "Don't be so serious, okay? It's like something. Don't make trouble. I taught you to focus on the soul."
After the previous preparatory work, the inner alchemy is complete, and it can be conceived.
Where there is birth, there must be death.This is an eternal truth.
However, the physical body is perishable, but the consciousness is immortal.
Although the physical body is a false ego, people can use the false self to cultivate the truth and achieve results.
Since Taixuan Tianqingdao was congealed into the womb, he gradually changed from exercising externally to internally, from strengthening the body to improving the spirituality of the primordial spirit.
The method of conceiving is not difficult.All you need to do is concentrate your mind and imagine that the self-principal spirit in your body enters the inner alchemy.
Jiang Mier only made a few points.Li Xiaochen understood the trick and immediately put it into practice.
Gradually he entered the samadhi, and saw the darkness around him.It seems that I have been in a vast and lightless universe, and I can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south, and I can't tell the other side of this world.
Listening attentively, the thumping heartbeat came from far and near.
After listening intently and quietly, Li Xiaochen suddenly understood.
There are sounds of gastrointestinal peristalsis, secretion of body fluids, rhythm of breathing, and the sound of blood slowly flowing nearby...
This is the inside of my body!
But where is Nedan?Can't find inner alchemy, how to conceive?
Li Xiaochen thought to himself: the heart and the lungs should be at the top.And the dantian where the inner alchemy is located is in the abdomen.Although I couldn't see it, I guessed the sound, so I should be able to find it.
After making up his mind, he recognized the voice and moved down.
With such a large abdomen, it is not easy to find the location of Dantian.He drilled around, but Neidan couldn't find it, but managed to get the stench out of his intestines.
"Pfft—" A long and continuous sound of farting was released from the backyard of the fleshy body.
Its sound is like an impassioned and surging Suona song, which is played in the room with great vigor.
"Mamma Mia, it stinks!" After holding back for more than a minute, the high-pitched and loud fart sound was not about to end, Jiang Mier pinched her nose, ran to the window, opened the window, and took a deep breath fresh air.
Qin Yufei who had been hiding in the closet was even more miserable.
There is no airtight wall in the world, and naturally there is no airtight cabinet.
Li Xiaochen's big fart made ghosts cry and gods howl, the stench was so foul that it diffused in the whole room after a while.Even the wardrobe was not spared.
Qin Yufei couldn't get out of the cabinet, so she could only silently endure the stench that made her almost faint.
She couldn't help complaining in her heart: What the hell did Li Xiaochen eat? Why is the gas he released so stinky?I really shouldn't have come in tonight to translate materials written in Xiaozhuan for him.Enter the womb quickly, invite Jiang Mier away, and let me out.
After more than two minutes, Li Xiaochen's astonishing fart still persisted.
Qin Yufei couldn't stand it anymore.She rummaged through the closet, and finally found the deodorant, and hurriedly brought it to her nose to dilute the terrible smell of helplessness.
Jiang Mier outside took the electric fan and turned it on to the highest gear to evacuate the bad smell in the air, and said to Li Xiaochen who was cross-legged and closed his eyes: "Are you alright? I can't take it anymore. You big fart." Male. I've never heard of a cultivator who was so coquettish in his womb."
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