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"Senior, since you made a move, why don't you show up? This junior is welcome too." Li Ye looked in all directions and said loudly in secret.

"Hehe, the young people nowadays are really not to be underestimated, and the younger generations are awesome." An old man in a plain blue robe appeared in front of Li Ye and smiled, and at the same time his eyes were full of admiration.

"Senior, you are too much." Li Ye said, thinking in his heart that it seems that the old man has no malicious intentions.

"Five idiots, if you don't apologize to this young master, you can't do such absurd things again." The old man turned around and said to the big guys.

"No need, senior, the elder brothers are pure in nature, what's wrong with it? Just now, the junior almost lost his mind in anger and gave birth to murderous intent. Fortunately, the senior showed up, and the junior Li Ye thanked you in advance." Li Ye said loudly.

"Hehe, the little guy can really talk. Well, tell me, why are you here in Kaiyang City?" The old man looked at Li Ye with interest.

Li Ye thought about it for a while, he didn't seem to have anything to do, if anything, he should first see what kind of fighter he is?Then get stronger...

The old man looked puzzled and said: "I see that you are already a third-class fighter, what are you doing in this small Kaiyang City? Are you quite the city lord?" Li Ye said in surprise: "Senior, you just joked, can you Can you see that I am a third-class fighter?" The old man looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "I don't even have this bit of vision, how can I be called a senior?"

Li Ye asked: "How do you know that I am a third-class fighter? There is no real energy in my body." The old man smiled and said: "Although you have no real energy in your body, there are several This kind of mysterious power, although I don't know it, and I don't think you can operate it freely, but your pure physical strength has already exceeded a million jun, that's for sure, "

Li Ye asked suspiciously, "What's the meaning of this? Wan Wanjun?"

The old man nodded and said: "That's right! There are not a few people on this continent who have become strong by specializing in physical fitness, and there is nothing special about you. As long as your body strength exceeds ten thousand catties, you can be called a first-class fighter." From the first class to the third class, the increase is tenfold. That is to say, the strength of the second class fighter is more than one hundred thousand catties, and the third class is more than one million catties. Your physical strength is already Above a million jun, I can be sure."

Li Ye was inexplicably surprised, and couldn't help saying in amazement: "If he is a physical trainer in the realm of the king of war, wouldn't his physical strength be more than tens of billions of catties?" The old man said: "Wrong, the realm of the king of war is definitely not you It's as simple as imagined. Among the body cultivators, the third to fourth class is the first hurdle, which is extremely difficult to break through. Of course, this is true for any monk. Wait, the strength will increase a hundred times, and the strength of the whole body will reach more than [-]. It is said that the same is true for the fourth to sixth ranks. Every time you pass a rank, the power will be sublimated a hundred times. How much has it improved? I am also ominous, after all, I am not a physical practitioner, but I think it will definitely be surprising."

Li Ye's heart was full of turmoil, and he said in shock: "The body cultivator is so powerful?" The old man sighed: "The way of body cultivation is extremely difficult. There may not be a body cultivator among ten thousand war kings? But if the body cultivator reaches It is not an exaggeration to call the realm of the king of war "the king of the king of war". It is even more terrifying if one person fights two or three alone. Of course, physical practitioners have no advantage in the early stage. Only then will you show your superiority, the way of physical training must be stronger when you meet the strong, and you must not be timid and discouraged, and you must constantly stimulate your own potential before you can take a step closer."

"The king of war kings? What a king of war kings." Li Ye's blood was boiling, his eyes filled with a trace of extremely powerful fighting intent, he muttered in his mouth, but he secretly said in his heart: "I must break through my own shackles and become a war king." The king of kings." The old man looked at Li Ye, a flash of admiration flashed in his eyes, he looked at the fire of battle in Li Ye's eyes, and said in his heart: "This child is limitless, and when the wind blows, he will transform into a dragon, and he will surely turn over. Jiang down...

It took a long time for Li Ye to calm down. Seeing that the old man was still looking at him, a playful smile flashed in his eyes. Li Ye felt that his skin was not thin, and his face was hot at this time. He hurriedly said: "Thank you, senior." Teachings, the kindness of the predecessors, will be repaid in the future." The old man smiled and said: "You are welcome, I saw that you are a man of temperament, and you have a clear distinction between likes and hates, and you have a kind of righteousness in your heart, so I talked to you. People, there are not many people in today's society."

Hearing the old man's words, Li Ye felt ashamed, and hurriedly said: "Senior, you..." The old man interrupted him: "Young people don't need to be humble, and they don't need to follow any complicated etiquette. What's the point? You call me Old Lan?"

Hearing the old man's words, Li Ye's eyes flashed an inexplicable light. He originally thought that the old man had some purpose for him, but he didn't expect the old man's self-cultivation and character to reach such a high level.In Li Ye's heart, he also admired the old man's freedom and ease. Li Ye couldn't help saying: "Old Lan, thank you." Li Ye's expression was unusually sincere, which was a kind of respect for a truly respectable person.

Old Lan smiled slightly and said, "Okay, boy, you go do your thing? Your journey has just begun, remember to pursue what truly belongs to you, such as strength...I'm going to sleep, old man." He yawned and narrowed his eyes slightly.

Li Yeyi said: "Lao Lan, after reaching your level, will you still be sleepy?" "Haha, I just want to sleep, so I don't care what level I am in? Ah, ha... well, boy, let me see You still have a lot of things to do, don't waste time with me. Remember what I told you, think about it? Go ahead." As he said that, Lan Lao yawned again, his eyelids were already close Inseparable.

"Oh, Mr. Lan, why don't you go back and rest? I'll... oh, yes, Mr. Lan, where should I go now... Huh..." Li Ye was about to say goodbye to Mr. Lan when he suddenly remembered that his strength was unknown. Going there, there will be a huge breakthrough, but Lan Lao seems to have fallen asleep just like that, with a peaceful look on his face.

A trace of envy flashed in Li Ye's eyes, and he thought to himself:

If a person can reach the realm of Lan Lao, he might be like a living god?But there are thousands of troubles and helplessness in the world, just like me... I must find a way to find Yaya and the girl like a dream!By the way, where are my parents?And what secrets does that jade pendant contain?previous life?this life……

All in all, I don't know where to start?I am afraid that this life will be in the unpredictable next second. Some people say that the unpredictable is the most terrifying thing, but why am I not afraid?

Maybe people are really different!But what exactly am I after?

Maybe I have no choice but to pursue power?

Li Ye saw a few big men lifting Lan Lao away, feeling a little melancholy flashing in his heart, he thought to himself: "Lan Lao, if there is a destiny in the future, let's have a long talk together."

Li Ye suddenly remembered what Lan Lao said to him: "Let him think about his own way..." Li Ye was full of thoughts, he didn't know where his way was?At first he thought he had found his own way.

However, after Lan Lao's words, he realized that he had never chosen the path he wanted to take, and that others had always been pushing him forward, and even his own power was completely out of his control, and Whenever there is a crisis, my emotions will be out of control.

Just like fighting Yan Gao Hongsang, he lost control of his body, but if it wasn't for the strange jade pendant behind him to stop him, he would surely die.Yeah, maybe I should be congratulating myself on my good luck, but people can't be lucky all the time...

After all, people can't live by luck and fluke, only by 'truth'.

After some psychological self-examination, Li Ye suddenly found that he was so useless.

If I lack the jade pendant, I will have nothing. Every sublimation of my body happens after I lose control of my emotions.Even the physical power that he thought belonged to him did not completely belong to him, yes, all he had left was his talent and instinct for fighting.

Yes, what Lan Lao said is right: I should get stronger when I meet the strong, I want to strengthen myself, not be a puppet of "myself".

Li Ye's eyes once again regained clarity: I, Li Ye, no matter what the past and present life, I just want this moment to be truly my own, and I must use 'my' hand to firmly grasp the 'most important thing at this moment'. Really' stuff, definitely will, must...

The boy's figure gradually blurred as night fell...

Tianwu City is located in an extremely famous country in the east of the mainland, why is it famous?Could it be that this country is very powerful, one of the most powerful countries in the Eastern Continent?No, but because this country is the only free country in the Eastern Continent.

There are various races in it, such as the most human race, the ugliest monster race, the most evil monster race, the giant race with great physical strength... There are even rare eastern dragons and western phoenixes.

This is also the most chaotic place in the mainland, where all kinds of things can happen, so it is also a treasure land that many practitioners love and hate.

Because you may be a poor boy with no money or power today, a rotten waste material, maybe the next day there will be some magic crystal of super monsters, inner alchemy of top monsters, magic weapons that have been lost for thousands of years... In front of you, maybe that goddess was cursed by "desire", maybe that fox demon suddenly recognized you as her "life-saving scholar" thousands of years ago, maybe even you look a bit like the death of that eternal wretched woman lover……

Li Ye walked on the main street of North Street in Tianwu City and listened to the comings and goings of Easterners, Westerners, tall people, short... miscellaneous people telling unimaginable stories and legends. It was very fun and interesting. tight.

"Puchi." Li Ye couldn't help laughing out loud when he saw the person in front of him.The 'person' turned around and saw Li Ye's expression and shouted strangely: "What's so funny, kid? Have you never seen a handsome guy? Look at you, you are ugly. I know that this handsome guy is very handsome. I want to There are many people who smile and flatter me and praise me, but there are not many people as dirty as you. Of course. I also know that for an attractive person like me, if an ugly person doesn’t laugh, it’s definitely because Insult me..." "Slap." Li Ye directly slapped the person in front of him who was so narcissistic to the point of pervert and chattering so crookedly that he couldn't play anymore.At the same time, Li Ye scolded with a black face: "Damn, it's fine if you are ugly, and you come out to scare people, and it's fine if you come out to scare people. You make others laugh, and you say it's because you are handsome. You say you are handsome." It’s fine to be handsome, and you still say that others are ugly? You say that others are ugly..."

"Slow down, brother, do you want to say that I'm still chattering?" At this moment, the man who was knocked down by Li Ye got up, and continued Li Ye's words.

Li Ye said: "That's right, I... um."

"Damn! You actually said that I was a jerk, aren't you a jerk? You still said that I came out to scare people? If your psychological endurance is strong, wouldn't you be able to scare you? You also said that I am tall Ugly, the two blood spots on your own lips don't look disgusting?" The man actually punched Li Ye in the abdomen, then pointed at Li Ye and said loudly.

Li Ye ruthlessly rubbed his abdomen that had suffered from "punching" and raised his head. At this moment, he carefully looked at the "brother" in front of him, but he could see the big bags "hanging" around his head. Each one is like grapes, which makes people look at it... and still can't help laughing.

Seeing the guy in front of him looking at him, Huangfu Gong, who was full of grapes, couldn't help laughing again.His face turned black involuntarily, and he said angrily, "Did I tell you? Is it because you are not strong enough?"

Li Ye held back his smile and said, "I don't know why, brother? Why did your 'heroic appearance' become like this?"

"Hmph, it wasn't that when I was competing with that 'little witch', I accidentally touched her... Well, why should I tell you?" He looked at Li Yedao in frustration.

Li Ye was stunned for a moment and said, "It turns out that it was because you touched a woman that you..."

"What? Bro, did you also touch a woman... Oh, that's why. I said, what happened to your lips? So it's the same as me—a person who has fallen into the world." Huangfu Gong said with a strange expression on his face. , In the end, his expression showed a trace of comfort.

Li Ye: "..."

Since the two had a common 'encounter', the topic of the two has been inseparable from 'woman'! "Let me tell you, brother Huangfu! Can we talk about other topics?" Li Ye was really speechless.

Ever since the two 'shake hands and make peace', the Huangfu brothers beside him kept saying: "Treat that little witch in this way, do you think... In that way, I will still suffer, no, I have to change it..." Listen Li Ye's ears were almost callused.

"Brother, let me tell you, we are men. Isn't it boring for men to talk to men? Others will think that we are good." Huangfu Palace said with a strange look.

"Dizzy, I didn't mean that..."

"Oh, it's not impossible. I heard it's exciting..."

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Li Ye rolled his eyes weakly and said: "No, we can talk about martial arts." Huangfu Palace shouted: "Did you say it earlier? It made me think you were good at it, let me declare first." , although that is very exciting, but a peerless handsome man like me, Huangfu Palace, would not... oh, I would disdain to do it..."

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Li Ye said blankly: "I know, you have said it several times, there are many beauties in your academy... I want to ask what level the young strong men in it have reached?"

"Oh! Among the strong young men in our academy...there are many beautiful women and strong men, and they look like one..." Huangfu Palace was stunned for a while, and then said the "wolf light" in his eyes. is becoming more and more prosperous.

"There is no cure, there is no way to recover..." Li Ye murmured dumbfounded, and as he spoke, he turned his head to look at Huangfu Palace who was still chattering, kicked it, and cursed: "Your brain is useless!" Ah." Huangfu Palace immediately hid, and said with incomprehensible light in his eyes: "Feng Zi, you are really not up to the mark." Li Ye said with a fierce look in his eyes: "Then what do you want from me? Are you satisfied?"

"Men, there must be some hobbies? Can't you understand? Why do men make things difficult for men?" Huangfu Gong muttered with a sideways face.

"What did you say?" Li Ye said loudly. "Oh, nothing, nothing, by the way, didn't you want me to talk about the young strong men in our 'Holy Light Academy'? I'll tell you now? By the way, let's find a restaurant to sit first For a while, let's chat slowly over some food and a drink, and I'll take you to my favorite place..." Huangfu Palace said loudly.

Huangfu Palace took Li Ye into a restaurant called 'Zuixianlou' and sat down. Immediately, a waiter came over to say hello: "You two handsome sons, welcome to our restaurant. What do you want? Just ask."

Huangfu Palace shouted: "Little Erzi, you don't even recognize me?" The waiter in the shop stared blankly at the young man with a face full of 'grapes' in front of him, feeling a little puzzled, and then had an idea: "So it's Mr. Li... ..."

"Puchi—" Li Ye couldn't help laughing out loud.Huangfu Gong also had red scars on his face that turned black, and he said angrily: "Stop talking nonsense, bring me ten jars of the wine I drink most often... oh, no, ten jars of 'Drunken Immortal Dew'? A few side dishes, two more black bird wings, one python bullwhip, and more..."

"Enough." Li Ye interrupted Huangfu Palace's words, he waved Xiao Er to go down, and then said: "Just two people, let's eat casually."

"Fengzi, you are really a man. After you sit down, you have to have a good meal. Otherwise, wouldn't it be enjoyable." Huangfu Gong said carelessly. "Okay, shut up, tell me about the Holy Light Academy?" Li Ye stared.

"Really, I didn't ask you to invite me. Besides, it's not like I didn't...won't I? Could it be..." Huangfu Gong muttered, and touched his waist pocket while talking, his hand was on the waist pocket Patted, murmured dumbfounded.

Li Ye looked at Huangfu Palace suspiciously, and said in surprise: "You don't have any money? Take me to eat the overlord's meal?" It must have been done by the little witch, it must be her." Huangfu Gong shook his head first, then nodded and gritted his teeth.

Li Ye said speechlessly: "Then I have to invite." Huangfu Palace said helplessly: "You can't invite even if you want to. Didn't you just come to Tianwu City? The currency here is not silver."

"What?" Li Ye asked dumbfounded.

"Let's run quickly?" Huangfu Gong exclaimed in shock, wanting to get up as he spoke. "Run?" Li Ye stood up wordlessly.

At this time, Xiao Er happened to bring two jars of wine. Seeing the two of them standing up suddenly, he couldn't help but said in doubt, "Please tell me if you have anything to do, you are welcome." Li Ye glanced at Huangfu Palace, Huangfu Palace Gritting his teeth, he said to Xiaoer: "To be honest, I forgot to bring money when I went out today, so I will bring it another day..."

"Hey, Mr. Li, you are too polite. It is a great honor for you to come to our store. If it is not for the owner's business, you must entertain him personally. Please take your time, Mr. Li and your friends." The second boy blushed. Excited.

"Actually, I don't..." Huangfu Palace gritted his teeth again. "Mr. Li, there is no need to worry. Wait for a while, and the rest of the food and drink will be delivered right away." Xiao Er hurriedly interrupted Huangfu Palace's words, then turned and went to work.

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Li Ye and Huangfu Palace were relatively speechless, Li Ye said: "It seems that Mr. Li is not an idle generation!"

"Mr. Li? Who could it be?" Huangfu Palace was also puzzled.

at this time!A few more young girls walked in from outside the restaurant. The first one looked greasy, and the flattering young man was talking sideways to a young man behind him.But seeing that young man with a dignified appearance, sword eyebrows and bright eyes, although he was only sixteen or seven years old, he was full of majesty and awe-inspiring power, which made people dare not underestimate him. He casually answered that pink-faced boy, but most of them He was talking and laughing with the girl beside him.The girl has long black hair, a beautiful nose, curved eyebrows, a small cherry red mouth, and a pair of big eyes revealing agility and cunning. It taught people to marvel at the angel descending to earth...

Everyone in the restaurant looked at the pair of young men and women, amazed in their hearts, and they were all impressed by their looks.At this time, Huangfu Palace and Li Ye were opening the mud seal on the drunk fairy dew, and an intoxicating fragrance lingered between their mouths and noses. Li Ye secretly praised: "It is more fragrant than the daughter red in the town, Intoxicating, it is indeed a good wine." Huangfu Palace also sighed: "How is it? Fengzi, this is my favorite, my taste is not bad?" Li Ye sighed: "It is indeed a good wine." Huangfu Gong Deyi said: "Of course, any other wine and food here can't catch my eyes, I only want this wine..."

As Huangfu Gong said, he raised the wine jar and wanted to drink with his head up... But at this moment, a soft voice came: "Xiao Gonggong, you dead man, so you are here..."

"Hmm... slap, puff... what? It's you, a witch..." Huangfu Gong heard that sound, which was as moving as a yellow warbler coming out of the valley to others... To him, he undoubtedly heard the voice of a witch from hell. sound.He immediately turned his head in shock, and looked at the little witch standing at the door in horror. He didn't even hear the crisp sound of the wine jug in his hand falling to the ground and shattering. His eyeballs were protruding, and he pointed at the girl who looked like an angel with a devilish face. Obviously, in his eyes, it was like hell. the devil...

"Puchi--" With a sound, the girl who was as beautiful as an angel saw the messy face full of wine in Huangfu Palace in front of her, her delicate and angry face suddenly turned into a sweet smile.It made all the men, women and children in the restaurant feel the fragrance of flowers in the air... What a real little angel, but the handsome face of the young man standing next to the girl was a bit unnatural.

The girl seemed to completely ignore the people present, striding forward with lotus steps, grabbed Huangfu Palace by the ear and shouted: "Didn't I tell you? I don't want to see you today... I'll fight, I'll pinch, I'll pull, I..." The entire restaurant fell silent in an instant, and everyone looked at the scene in front of them with twitching faces...

"A face like an angel, a heart like a devil." The same exclamation flashed in everyone's heart.

At this time, the younger one who had just entertained Li Ye and the two came out, holding the wine and vegetables in his hands, walked up to Li Ye and the two in shock and said, "No?" He stared blankly at Huangfu Gong, and looked at the young man Yingwei standing a few steps behind the girl,

He blinked his eyes, looked at the 'happy' Huangfu Palace again, and murmured: "Could it be hell today, there are two Li Gong..."

"Hey, ugly monster, what are you looking at? Look at this girl again, this girl will goug out your eyeballs." Ximen Xiaozhao looked at Xiao Erjiao angrily and shouted.

Xiao Er immediately lowered his head, and said in fear: "I don't dare, I..." Ximen Xiaozhao interrupted Xiao Er's words, staring and said: "You want to? You can't even think about it. Think about your identity. What is my identity? Look at your ugly appearance..."

Xiaoer stood there in a daze with depression + fear on his face.Fortunately, Ximen Xiaozhao finally let him go, but her attention was shifted to Li Ye again. She saw that since she arrived here, the boy opposite hadn't even glanced at him. Drink, with a face full of enjoyment...

"Hey, kid across the way, why don't you look at me?" Ximen Xiaozhao shouted to Li Ye. "Li Ye was still drinking, completely ignoring the girl's sweet voice, the intoxicating aroma made him intoxicated...

"Crack." The girl slapped the table and said, "Don't you see, does this girl think that I look...wow, so cute...Little pig?" Baby Pig woke up with a start.The baby pig has fallen asleep since it changed its shape last time. Li Ye thought there was something wrong with it, but he didn't find anything unusual. It seemed that he had really fallen asleep.Li Ye thought to himself that it must have been transformed, consumed energy and was recovering, or because it was growing and evolving, so Li Ye didn't pay attention to it. He didn't expect it to wake up today.

Li Ye thought to himself: "I make a lot of noise on weekdays, but it doesn't wake up, why today..."

The little pig opened his sleepy big eyes, climbed onto Li Ye's left shoulder, and shrugged his little nose... That cute and naive appearance made people feel infinite affection.

"Wow, so cute." The girl Ximen Xiaozhao grabbed the little pig, but she didn't expect that although the little pig had just woken up, the speed was still unabated, and it came to Li Ye with a 'whoosh' sound. The girl scratched the right shoulder, feeling extremely annoyed.She rolled her eyes, put on a smiling face that she thought was extremely cute, blinked her big beautiful eyes, stared at the little pig and said, "Little baby, come quickly, come to sister's arms!" The girl's voice was full of charm , but unfortunately, the little pig's nose was still shaking... It made everyone in the restaurant feel ashamed.

"Damn it, why are you as stubborn as this kid... The little piggy who was 'seduced' by the girl in every possible way still stood firm, tenaciously 'defending' her body, the girl couldn't help scolding out loud. But she immediately lost consciousness. Come to think of it, the 'child' in front of her is the owner of the little pig, and she is staring at the 'stubborn child' in front of her eyes rolling again.

"Zhaoer, why don't we buy him?" At this moment, the Yingwei young man walked up to the girl and said.

"Yes, Miss Zhao'er, we will buy it." The white-faced young man smiled, and he walked up to Li Ye and said politely: "This young man, I don't know you How much does the pet cost?"

Li Ye frowned and didn't answer. He was still doing his own thing. He put an empty jar on the table after drinking, took another jar from Xiaoer's hand, and slapped the mud seal. The aroma filled the mouth and nose again...

The young man's face became even paler, and he said again: "Young man, may I cut off your pet? Our Ximen girl likes it very much..."

Li Ye glanced at him indifferently and said, "Not for sale." The pale-faced young man's expression changed drastically: "He who knows the current affairs is a gentleman, do you know who this young master is? He is the super master Li Yuan, Mr. Li of the younger generation." The young man with a white face actually mentioned the name of the handsome man beside him.

"Oh?" Hearing this, Li Ye glanced at Li Yuan, secretly thinking in his heart that he was really handsome and mighty.Li Yuan looked at Li Ye indifferently, and said: "Little brother, my cousin loves the little pig in your hand very much, but I hope that my little brother can help my sister, and I will be rewarded in the future." Although Li Yuan's tone was indifferent , but an invisible force was pressing on Li Ye. Li Ye couldn't help letting out his breath, feeling it secretly, and finally was shocked: "This person's cultivation is unfathomable, and I am no match for him."

Sure enough, there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond people.Li Ye thought to himself, he knows that in this world, there are not a few people who are as big as him and who are as cultivated as him, and they may even have reached a realm that surpasses him.

A sense of crisis pervades his heart, even if he is really a genius, he still needs to work hard, otherwise he will eventually become mediocre.Li Ye thought to himself, a firm light flashed in his eyes.

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