god level spoof

() Qin Lang is very clear about what kind of existence Little Chicken is.

Although it is just a product of the world of ordinary people, the chick seems to be everywhere and omnipotent-of course, this means that it is in the eyes of ordinary people.

As for the strength of the chicken, it can already be compared to a battleship gun.It can ignore some common sense in "mechanics", such as being able to use a "shoulder fall" that is a thousand times heavier than it - it seems that even Archimedes said "give me a fulcrum, and I can move the earth", The chick does not need a fulcrum, it is really a bug-like existence.

Perhaps in the eyes of ordinary people, this chick is really a godsend!

After Li Ye heard Xiaoji introduce his background, he realized that the little chicken in front of him had lived for more than 800 years, so he probably became a monster even if he wasn't a monster?

This little chicken could have been called a magic chicken in the first place—but now the little chicken is probably really a little bit magical!

"Haha, little chicken, I am not talented, but I am the guardian of this world. From now on, you will follow me? Guaranteed you must be 'the chicken is full of passion, and the chicken has no regrets!"

Li Ye patted his chest and directly recruited the chicken.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoji immediately looked at Li Ye with shining eyes, and the corns were full of childlike innocence: "Brother, our chicken life (= life) is completely dependent on you~"

Li Ye also felt a little unbelievable when he saw Xiaoji was taken down by him all at once, but he was more happy.

After all, this is still just a chick, and there is no threat to him, and he will not steal his role, which is really the best.

Li Ye made a wishful thinking in his heart, and finally looked at little sister Meiqin with a smile: "Hehe, look, don't be afraid, this is just an ordinary chicken."

Naturally, at this moment, Meiqin wouldn't be afraid at all. She looked at the chick in surprise, and said, "I didn't expect you to really grow up, it's really pitiful."

"Dizzy~" Li Ye was ashamed, he didn't expect the love of the little girl Meiqin to be so overflowing, and she suddenly felt sympathy for the chick.

The little chicken flapped its small wings and patted its chest, with a bleak and free and easy expression: "It's nothing, chicken life is so full of drama, many chickens hastily become passers-by in history, only I am here Inadvertently gone forever."

Its appearance is extremely cute, but its aura seems detached, and its forehead is wrinkled into a 'well', which makes people feel very ridiculous and broken.

Li Ye looked at Meiqin: "Okay, now the problem is solved, I'm going out." After saying that, Li Ye took the chick out of the bathroom, and Meiqin's little sister was still wrapped in a towel.

After arriving in the back room, Li Ye looked around, but after all, he didn't see his father and mother, which made him feel a little strange.

Under normal circumstances, my parents leave work at 03:30?They should all stay at home at this time, and if they want to go out, they will call to inform themselves.

Li Ye immediately went to the second floor, but he still couldn't find the two of them. After entering his room, he found that Dugu sister and Ximen's pseudo-mother were watching "Titanic" in front of the computer. The video was rated:

"What do you think these people are doing at sea, and what is that person talking about?"

"It must be practicing, that person is probably saying: Fighting against the sky, it's a lot of fun..."

……

After understanding what the two said, Li Ye complained in his heart: "It seems that you don't understand English, and you're having so much fun, you're going to die."

Going downstairs again, Li Ye found that Sister Pao had already dressed and was combing her hair.

"Hey, Meiqin, do you know where my parents are?" Li Ye asked, and then said, "By the way, why did you come to my house again?"

Meiqin first answered Li Ye's question: "Oh, my uncles and aunts have gone on a business trip, and it may take more than a month. They asked me to tell you." Then, her face flushed slightly, and she said, "As for why I It’s not because the people outside are too annoying to come here again.”

Ever since she left Li Ye's house the day before yesterday, Meiqin realized that she had no place to live. Whether the little girl was walking on the street or in the alleys, the rate of turning her head back was very high. Naturally, some guys with sinister intentions followed her. .

When they were in a relatively quiet place, all these guys jumped out, showing malicious smiles...

It turned out that Miqin taught these guys a painful lesson. Miqin is not the kind of girl who would kill casually. Besides, these people are ordinary people, so Miqin did not use superpowers.

After these guys were beaten up by Miqin, they were naturally resentful in their hearts.So, for the next day, Meiqin was surrounded by gangsters non-stop. Although she solved them all in the end, Meiqin, who hadn't eaten all day, had reached her limit.

There's no way, even though little girl Meiqin is pretty, she can't be eaten, and no well-meaning person will feed her for no reason.

Last night, Meiqin finally had a plan: to work as a temporary worker.But Meiqin looks too small, no one wants it, the only one who wants it is a middle-aged man with a wretched appearance, even a fool can understand his eyes.

After Miqin saw the man's face in front of her, she naturally dodged silently.

By this morning, Meiqin's stomach was already on her back. Fortunately, no gangster came to provoke her again. The main reason was that Meiqin's one-shot burst of fighting power was too amazing.

In the end, Meiqin still thought of Li Ye's two uncles and aunts who were like living treasures, so she decided to return to Li Ye's house.

Because Li Ye's family had already eaten breakfast, after Meiqin came, Li Qiang and his wife rushed to entertain her, but finally cooked a pot of charcoal...

There was no other way, Meiqin had to do it herself, even though her cooking skills were not very good, she would not make leftovers.

After understanding all this, Li Ye really wanted to laugh, but in order to take care of Meiqin's little sister's feelings, he could only try his best to control it.

"Hmph, I, I don't live here for nothing. Uncles and aunts have hired me as a cleaner." Meiqin finally raised her head and declared with great confidence.

"Ha ha……"

Li Ye couldn't help laughing out loud, thinking that little sister Meiqin had been hungry for nearly two days, and finally gnashed her teeth and came to the door of her house helplessly.

"You, what are you laughing at? What's so funny?" Little sister Meiqin was suddenly stimulated, and the arc of fortune flickered non-stop.

"Hmm... Puchi—" Li Ye couldn't help but couldn't help it, and finally smiled at Mimi and said, "Then, my little maid Meiqin, please don't be rude to your employer."