god level spoof

() A certain genius once said: If a man has no ideals, what is the difference from a salted fish?So, even if you have hundreds of thousands of dollars per second, you still have to have ideals...

Uh, far away.

After setting up Huoyun Cthulhu, Li Ye quickly took a taxi to Tianyu Media Film and Television Company.

Of course, Li Ye didn’t go there for fun, nor to see his parents, but because——Li Ye’s ideal is to be an actor, preferably a comedian, and a director would be even better up.

Because it is located in the south of the Yangtze River, there are many mountains and rivers. Looking up, there are green trees and green waters everywhere.Li Ye in the car went sightseeing along the way, his troubles naturally faded away, and his mood gradually improved. This place can be called a place of outstanding people. There have been many literati and sao guests in history. live on this land for a long time.

After arriving at the set, several uncles and aunts greeted him:

"Ono, it's really early."

"Yes, yes, this kid is working very hard."

Li Ye greeted them with a smile and walked into the recording studio.

At this time, a scene was being shot inside, and Li Ye was picking up some sundries and doing cleaning work.

After a few minutes, an uncle playing tricks called Li Ye over, knowing that it was his turn.

Without exception, Li Ye is also a small player, and he is unpaid.Speaking of which, Li Ye didn't come from a wealthy family, but his livelihood was enough to maintain. The reason why he came here was purely to pursue his own ideals.

"Director Wang, discuss with you, should I have a line?"

Li Ye has been playing here for three months, without even a single line. This time, he finally couldn't help making a request to the little director surnamed Wang, partly because of the previous incident. .

Director Wang is a middle-aged man with a very ordinary face. The only unusual thing is that he has long hair. Perhaps this is the appearance characteristic that he thinks a director must have.

In his opinion, Li Ye is the kind of young man who wants to be a star and dreams of being popular overnight. He did not directly veto Li Ye's request, but asked with great interest:

"Oh~ boy, you are playing the role of passer-by j now, passers-by a, b, c, d... all have no lines, what do you think is special about yourself, do you need lines?"

As soon as Li Ye heard that the other party did not directly refuse, he answered and fought very seriously: "Well, Director Wang, the current scene is a picture of a hijacker who is rampant and threatening the passengers in the cabin with guns. The young man I play should be more passionate. Son, this is more in line with the character I am currently playing."

"Well, it makes sense, so what line do you want to add?"

Director Wang nodded, although he scoffed at Li Ye's words that "youth should have hot blood" - under the threat of death, even the hottest blood should freeze.But movies are illusory things, and it is always good to properly express the brilliance of human nature.

"Let's just say 'the world's martial arts, everything is invincible, only fast can't be broken', what do you think?"

I don't know if it was a coincidence, Li Ye subconsciously said this sentence, just because the guy Huoyun evil god popped up in his mind...

Director Wang was taken aback for a moment, with an unhappy expression on his face: "Your name is Li Yeye, and now you are shooting an action movie, not a comedy movie. In this kind of scene, as a passerby, you should be scared out of your wits according to common sense. There is also a line that should be 'don't kill me'."

"But Director Wang, according to psychology, criminals will have a certain degree of anxiety based on the other party's abrupt words..." Li Ye still did not give up, and tried his best to persuade him.

"Li Ye, are you the director or me the director?"

Director Wang's tone suddenly became heavier. Facing a small player who dared to argue with him, he felt that his dignity as a director had been challenged.

"Of course you are the director, so let me change a line..."

"No change!" Director Wang said in a more serious tone, "You are here today. As a high school student, I think you should focus on your studies and think about it when you go back."

Seeing what Li Ye wanted to say, several uncles and aunts surrounded him, persuading him:

"That's right, Ono, the director is right, you high school students have had a hard time studying..."

"Stop arguing with the director, go back today first?"

……

Li Ye's home is not far from Tianyu Media Film and Television Company. On the way back, Li Ye didn't take a taxi. Thinking of what he said to Director Wang, he knew that he still hadn't settled down.

Just kidding, I met the villain Boos in the movie, and he is also a guy who is easier to kill than chop vegetables. Li Ye, who is responsible for the safety of the entire earth at this moment, is really called Yali Shanda.

After thinking wildly in his mind for a while, Li Ye finally understood one thing: his future life, I am afraid, will be quite exciting, comparable to the anti-Japanese heroes back then, and it will be the legendary one, but Huang Jiguang is still With Qiu Shaoyun and Dong Cunrui as companions, I guess I was alone and helpless, fighting the enemy alone.

However, the optimist spirit inherited from someone from the previous generation was displayed in Li Ye. After extreme depression, there was extreme taboo ecstasy.

Li Ye, who was walking on the street, laughed abruptly, with the artistic conception of "I'm crazy when others laugh at me, but others can't see through it when I laugh at it".Immediately, the passers-by had to pay attention to him.

I don't know which master said - life is like a play, Li Ye has this kind of awareness at this moment.

Recalling what the old beggar said, Li Ye began to think about how he should deal with those from movies in the next few days... Uh, it may be more than just movies. After all, the old guy said that it is multi-dimensional, multi-dimensional. The world, of course, contains characters from novels, history, and so on.

Like other high school students, because the school is close to home, Li Ye is often forced to go home. Basically, he sleeps at home for two nights every three days, and usually sleeps at school with his buddies for the rest of the day. in the dormitory.

Li Ye has a very good relationship with his family. His family is an ordinary family of three. His grandparents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, relatives and friends are far away from here. The reason is very simple - Li Ye's father and mother were 15 years old. Just crossed that boundary, and gave birth to Li Ye at the age of 16. Before the bell of the 21st century was struck, the behavior of the couple was naturally not accepted by the old thinking of the previous generation.

"I will treat you as a son (daughter)!" Li Ye's grandfather and grandfather said so 16 years ago, even though Li Ye's nainai and grandmother were interceding hard.

Because of this, Li Ye's parents took Li Yeyuan away from home, worked hard, and finally settled here.

Li Ye is 16 years old this year, and his parents have been together for 16 years, but the relationship is still as hot and wild as a young boy and girl in the blooming season.Perhaps because of this, they don't look old - confirming the old saying: young at heart is really young.

Li Ye, who grew up in such a family environment, is naturally considered lucky.No good thing can compare to the happiness of a family, and the home of love and friendship is family affection.

"Wow, Xiao Ye, you are finally back, you scared your father and me to death."

The moment he walked into the house, Li Ye was hugged fiercely by a man, and shouted in his mouth.After understanding what this guy said, everyone probably understood his identity——Papa Li.

Father Li's name is Li Qiang, and his nickname is Xiaoqiang.Of course, Li Ye can't call it that.

"Dad, I want to ask you something...you let me go first."

After Li Qiang let go of his son, he pulled a trademark smile: "Xiao Ye, I know what you want to ask, is it about that old guy?"

"Ha - it's really you... who agreed to that old beggar!" Li Ye yelled, staring at his unscrupulous father inexplicably excitedly.

"Xiao Ye, I am thinking of you, anyway, you have to choose anyway, and your father, I am a man in his 30s after all, with more mature thinking than you, the third choice I made for you is the most suitable for you .Besides, Dad will help you."

"I don't care, you don't respect my privacy too much."

Li Ye gritted his teeth and put on a stance: "Old Qiang, I'm going to fight you to the death today!"

"Your father, I have already taken the panacea of ​​that old beggar. If you fight with me, you are still far behind."

"..." Li Ye's cheeks were stiff, looking at Li Qiang, who was so proud of himself, he roared in his heart: Damn, everyone else is cheating, how could I be cheated by my dad!