god level spoof

() When Li Ye returned home, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.

But the whole family is still waiting for him. The ground in the middle of the living room has collapsed, and the walls on all sides are also cracked. Fortunately, modern reinforced concrete is still relatively hard. I can't fall.

In short, it is safe for the time being.

The dust on the ground had already been cleaned up by several girls, and they closed the door, discussing the reason for Li Ye's sudden disappearance.

When Li Ye knocked on the door, several girls came to open the door and asked what was going on?Li Ye naturally smiled mysteriously, not revealing his 'hidden strength' at all.

"I'm actually not an ordinary person, but the reincarnation of the demon lord. Back then, I was peerless in majesty, moving like thunder, quiet like a lonely peak, commanding the world, and pointing the universe!"

Li Ye spoke boldly and eloquently: "Do you know the myth of hundreds of millions of years ago? That white hair is like snow three thousand feet, the magic power is overwhelming for nine days, the king has no enemy in the world, pointing out who will look down on the country, and enshrines the gods to worship all living beings... …

"I am the Great Demon King! I am the No. 1 ancient martial saint. In order to explore the secrets of the sky, I established the other side with the Guangming martial saint, and used the event of conferring gods to drive the ancient martial saints to kill each other, trying to rely on the strength of the dead martial saints." Spiritual power challenged "Heaven", but was killed by Dugu Baitian and his wife in the Hundred Saints War...

"But even though my body is dead, my soul is immortal. In the Great Destruction, the demon lord used the reincarnation gate to lead the first batch of ancient gods back. After that, he embarked on the road to heaven and fought against the heaven! Does the heaven know it? It is the most awesome b existence~

"After the return of the second batch of ancient gods, they forcibly broke through the Nine Heavens and returned. This demon lord once again embarked on the journey of conquering the sky, raised his palm to destroy King Youluo, and the map of Gods and Demons collapsed for Nine Heavens. He killed his relatives and himself in the decisive battle. Injured the way of heaven, and finally died heroically..."

"Uh, uh..." Li Ye's mouth was immediately covered by Dugu's little hand, and at the same time, there was a voice: "I see, you are very powerful, but you have to eat? Hurry up and cook for me."

This is the first time that Li Ye and Dugu girl are so close. Although Dugu girl is not short, she is only 15 years old and only 1.6 meters, so she has to cover Li Ye's mouth, and her whole body is close come up...

Li Ye complained in his heart, is this little girl unaware of her charm, or is she questioning whether she is a young man with a vigorous blood?

I'm a carnivore!Li Ye roared in his heart, the intoxicating musk in his nose made him hot, and he wrapped his arms around Miss Dugu's waist.

Li Ye's hands and five fingers slowly pressed into the loose clothes. At this moment, he deeply realized that Dugu girl really has that small waist that can only be grasped...

Just when Li Ye was about to clasp the slender waist of the girl in front of him, one of his arms was pulled, uh, pulled away by a pair of small hands. Li Ye turned his head in subconscious annoyance, and found that little sister Meiqin was staring at her with dissatisfaction. He: "You guy, you are really dishonest~"

"..." Li Ye came to his senses all of a sudden, scolding himself for being too excited, how could he be so devoted when there were other people around?

Just when Li Ye was reflecting on himself, he found that his other arm was also held by a pair of small hands, and Li Ye blushed for a while: "Even Ximen's puppet protested, but it's a good thing, if It would be better if he hated me."

But Li Ye immediately realized something was wrong, because Ximen's pseudo-mother was behind Dugu girl, so it's impossible for his hands to be so long?

There is a fifth person!

This idea suddenly popped up in Li Ye's mind, there are only four people in this room, he is one, there are Ximen's pseudo-mother and Dugu sister, that's three, plus Miqin, there are four.

Now, Dugu girl is in front of him, Ximen's pseudo-mother is behind Dugu girl, and little sister Meiqin is holding his left arm... But now, it seems that his right arm is also being held by someone, which means that there is something fifth person.Who is it?Mom and Dad?That guy Cao Jian...

Lightning flashed in Li Ye's heart, and he turned his head immediately, but found that he saw nothing, nothing...

Absolutely impossible, Li Ye is sure, these are really two small hands, similar to the feeling of little sister Meiqin, what does this mean?There are... ghosts, uh, female ghosts!

Li Ye immediately came to this conclusion in his mind, goosebumps all over his body, the cold air in his chest was constantly rising, and the muscles in his little feet were spasming unconsciously...

"Young master, are you afraid?"

As if to confirm the conjecture in Li Ye's heart, a soft voice came, not from Meiqin and Dugu's sister Ximen, but from Li Ye's right hand side.

"Ah—there's a ghost!" Sister Dugu, puppet Ximen and little sister Meiqin shouted at the same time.Li Ye was depressed: This line should be mine?I really came into contact with ghosts.

Also, sister Dugu, take your hands away quickly, don't deprive me of the right to scream~ damn it!

After the three girls yelled, they looked at Li Ye's left side at the same time, all of them were full of interest:

"I didn't expect that there really are ghosts in this world, and this is a female ghost~" This is the voice of Dugu girl.

"Yeah, I wonder if this female ghost is pretty? Is it as pretty as me?" This was the voice of Ximen's pseudonym.

"It is said that the female ghost's hair is blood red, I wonder if it is true?" This was the voice of little sister Miqin.

Li Ye: "..."

Is now the time to sigh?You don’t treat me too much as a human being, uh, do you regard me as a demon lord too much?

"It's so strong Yang Qi, son, can I inhale it?"

That soft and beautiful voice came again, but in Li Ye's ears, it was so harsh!

Yang Qi?suck?

Oh god!This is called the situation of the gods, you are a female ghost, it’s fine, at worst I will suffer a bit, let’s have a fight with you, you are happy, I am happy, everyone is happy, it’s over, why suck my yang energy?

"Since you don't speak, young master, then you agree? Young master is really kind. People like you the most. You are courageous and courageous. The legendary majesty is peerless. You move like a thunderbolt, and you are as quiet as a lonely mountain. Could it be that you are the man who commands the world and guides the universe? If you don’t die, Xiaoqian will repay you with her own body~”

"..."

Li Ye burst into tears, sister Dugu, hurry up and get your hands off my mouth, I want to reason with this female ghost... What, Xiaoqian, she said her name is Xiaoqian, could it be yes……

Bastard, damn chick, who the hell told you to sing "A Chinese Ghost Story" just now?This is a good time, Xiaoqian will come right away!