god level spoof

() Time flies by like a white horse, and it is already August in the blink of an eye, and Li Ye, who has been sleeping for more than a month, finally wakes up.

Li Ye only felt that he had a long, long dream. In the dream, he became a super strong man, defeating all existences in the universe, heaven and earth...

Just when he felt lonely, empty, and had nothing to ask for, he finally woke up.

"Huh—" Li Ye exhaled heavily, separating the dream from reality.After slowly opening his eyes, Li Ye felt that he was lying in the water, and while he was a little confused, he gradually recalled everything that happened before.

Oh, it turned out to be like this, I was sucked blood by Xiaoqian, and after that...

Li Ye moved his fingers and found that it was a little stiff, but he didn't think too much about it for the time being. After seeing the ceiling, Li Ye made a distinction and realized that he was staying in the bathtub in the bathroom.

No wonder I felt like I was in water, which turned out to be a bathtub.

Whispering in his heart, the ten fingers of Li Ye's two hands can finally be moved, but his body is still stiff to the point of death. There is no way, Li Ye can only inhale and exhale continuously, and he is struggling to control his hands. Movement of the arms and legs.

"Hey! Look, this guy is awake."

The Dugu girl lying beside the bathtub opened her sleepy eyes, subconsciously took a look, and immediately cried out.

It turns out that Dugu sister and Ximen's puppet mother are not gods, they are always tired, so when Li Ye woke up, the two fell asleep exhausted, Dugu sister was still heard by Li Ye's exhalation and inhalation sound woke up.

Her voice was extremely agitated and excited, and the puppet Ximen woke up suddenly. The spirits of the two did not relax for a moment, so this time they understood it all at once, and they were also inexplicably excited: "Young master finally woke up. It's great to be here."

Xiaoqian and Meiqin also rushed over after hearing the sound. While the four were happy, they also realized that Li Ye's situation seemed strange, and immediately moved Li Ye out of the bathtub in a hurry.

During this period, Li Ye wanted to speak, but he could only make ah, ah—it wasn't that he couldn't speak anymore, but that it had been too long, and his body organs needed a process of adaptation.

The four of them are not stupid. After seeing roughly what the problem was, they began to help Li Ye with a massage. However, there were martial arts masters Dugu Sister and Ximen Mistress, and Meiqin, an expert in electric discharge. After arriving, it has returned to normal, and the whole body and every part of the person have adapted to it.

After Li Ye was able to completely control his body, he finally found something strange. It was a very strange feeling. His body was full of vitality, and his genes and cells were in a state of boiling.

While feeling very confused, Li Ye also had an intuitive feeling that his strength had been greatly improved.

This feeling seems to be a kind of instinctive self-realization. Li Ye thought about it and decided to try it. He stood up, looked around, and his eyes fell on his piggy bank. This piggy bank It is made of wood, very thick, and only the size of a palm. Li Ye often grasps it subconsciously, with the urge to crush it, but in fact, Li Ye has indeed used all his strength to crush it. of.

But this time, Li Ye planned to experiment and do it as soon as he thought of it. Li Ye grabbed the piggy bank and then...

"Snapped--"

Almost before he could react, the piggy bank had been crushed by Li Ye, but that wasn't the point, the point was that the coins inside were deformed.

Li Ye was shocked. He originally thought that "my strength has become stronger" was just his own illusion, but he didn't expect that such a thing would happen when he really exerted his strength. His strength was beyond his own feeling.

After crushing the piggy bank, Li Ye thought he had normal strength, but he deformed the coin. What does this mean?

The definition of strength is actually very vague, at least Li Ye himself can't distinguish it accurately, but now, Li Ye is sure that his strength is definitely more than ten times stronger than before.

The coins in this piggy bank are all one yuan. The material is nickel-plated steel core. The deformation of the iron - it is estimated that no one can do the deformation of the iron.

After all, there is a limit to ordinary human strength. No matter how hard you practice two-finger meditation and other hard qigong, you can't make two fingers have the strength to directly pinch and deform a coin.

Even if it is a piece of wood, it is very difficult to pinch and deform its world, unless it is the kind of wood that is relatively floating inside, and harder wood is quite difficult to be pinched and deformed.

After all, the difference in strength between breaking a piece of wood and pinching a piece of wood is definitely several times the difference.

After Li Ye realized this, he immediately had an idea, isn't there a research on force:

A strong man can break a brick with his bare hands, but he can't crack a small egg.

At that time, Li Ye was also dubious after reading it, and later he did an experiment.

Li Ye first squeezed it with one hand, but it didn't break anything. Later, Li Ye simply squeezed it with both hands, in order to prevent the eggs from being scattered all over the ground if they were crushed.Li Ye also deliberately aimed the egg at the center of the bowl.But at that time, Li Ye's palms were sweating, and his hands had exhausted all their strength, but he couldn't squeeze them no matter what.

This is actually a scientific principle.Although the egg shell is very thin, when pinching an egg, the lever force of the hand is evenly distributed to all parts of the egg, which is not enough to crush it, because the arch is the most stable shape.

People use this principle to build an arch bridge. Although it looks relatively thin, it is still standing still when the traffic is running over it.I remember learning a text when I was a child called "Zhaozhou Bridge". It stood there for thousands of years, how many people and horses crossed the other side?

But now, Li Ye decided to try again, Li Ye already had great confidence.

Well, if it works, it means I'm not a normal human anymore.

Thinking of this, Li Ye couldn't wait to take a raw egg from the refrigerator, and then took a big bowl again. Unlike the last time, this time Li Ye was confident that he would be crushed by himself.

What happened was very simple. Li Ye exerted a little force, and the egg broke immediately.After pinching a few more times, Li Ye, who was never tired of it, finally laughed loudly: "Who said that eggs can't be crushed~

At this moment, Li Ye's expression was trembling. This is a kind of taboo excitement. Should his own strength surpass the physical mechanics of the ordinary world?