god level spoof

() Finally, the teaching director Lao Xie appeared on the stage. He is a middle-aged man with a square face and looks very dignified.

The students off the court also fell silent, waiting for his speech.

Old Xie cleared his throat, glanced around below, and preached loudly:

"The new semester is coming. In order to enrich the after-school life of the students, promote the construction of campus culture, aim at cultivating the comprehensive quality of individuals, fully mobilize the initiative and passion of the students, and let the endeavor and unity coexist, the school arranges social activity……

"Starting from this week, the school club activities will be officially launched. The school will continue to offer mathematics, spoken English, sports, art, reading, science and technology, etc. Students from the original clubs can directly join the class and do not need to register again.

"If there is a first-year student who has not joined a certain club, he must join any club this semester..."

After Lao Xie finished speaking, the opening ceremony was considered to be over.

Because it was the first day, and the school didn't arrange any classes, Li Ye and Cao Jian planned to sneak out. They didn't want to stay in school and spend boring time.

But at this time Ye Zi and Guo Guo had already come over, and called them to stop.

"Why?" Li Ye asked lazily, and Cao Jian had the same expression.

Ye Zi hummed: "You two, where are you going? Hurry up and choose a club to join!"

"Yes, I heard from Ye Zi that you didn't join any clubs in the last school year."

Guoguo also said, she looked at Li Ye and Cao Jian with a chuckle: "Isn't it possible that you don't have your own ideals? Isn't it a good thing to pursue ideals with a group of like-minded friends?"

Ideal?The corners of Li Ye’s mouth are slightly raised. His ideal is to be an actor, but there is no performing arts club in this school. It is a high school specializing in performing arts.

Because of this, when Li Ye was in his first year of high school, he joined a sports football club. The main purpose was to strengthen his body, and he was indeed interested in football.

Unlike Li Ye, Cao Jian really wants to be a football player, this is his ideal!Although he is a senior nerd, his physical fitness is very good, and he is also the president of the football club in junior high school.

But last year, when the two joined the football club, they had conflicts with the high school seniors at that time...

"Society, what's the use of adding it?" Cao Jian snorted coldly with some disdain, and Li Ye's face was also a little ugly. Thinking of what happened a year ago, he became angry.

Guoguo was a little puzzled, but Ye Zi said in a low voice: "I know what happened last year... But, I think everything can be started again. Besides, you are already sophomores, and those bastards have already left. You can definitely get along well with the current high school seniors."

"Not interested in."

Li Ye was expressionless. He really didn't want to see that ugly face like last year.

Ye Zi was stunned for a moment, raised her eyebrows and said, "Li Ye, this is really not like you. If you encounter that kind of thing again this time, you will fight with those guys again!"

"..." Li Ye didn't reply, and was about to go around Ye Zi and Ye Zi with Cao Jian. At this moment, Guoguo stood in front of the two of them: "Li Ye, and Cao Jian, I don't know What happened to you last year, but I think you can do it."

"No time, no time!" Li Ye replied blankly.

Guoguo immediately asked back: "Could it be that you are afraid and running away?"

Li Ye focused his eyes on Guoguo: "You won't understand!" At this moment, the chicken on his shoulder sang unwillingly:

"If you can laugh, you won't cry, but you won't be lonely if you find a confidant, but I never meet them. Ask me about the hardships of my life's footprints~ How can it end?

"If you can love, don't shrink back, but the heart of knowing each other even chases after it. Unfortunately, every time I meet love, I can't make me feel that I finally~meet happiness~

"You said that to love me is to capture me. I really can't bear this kind of love~ I am wandering again this night, please don't continue your infatuation, please put everything away and believe that this night is the end~

"I heard that love that is too ideal can never be touched, but I have to travel thousands of mountains and try to catch it~ I heard that everything that is too ideal can't be touched. If I go on a lonely road, there will be happiness~ "

……

"Yes, you are escaping. If it is really not, then go to the football club with us."

Ye Zi also said loudly at this moment, then puffed out her chest, humming: "Anyway, I am also a student representative, they dare not do anything to me?"

Cao Jian and Li Ye looked at each other helplessly and smiled wryly, you are too lenient?

"Savage, it seems that you are looked down upon by women."

"..."

Li Ye stared at Cao Jian speechlessly, then looked at the two women: "Okay, I promise you, but I won't join the football club." Cao Jian was stunned and laughed: "Yes, I will not join the football club either, I am a man who aspires to become the God of Pickup Girls - that is a legendary existence, but also a true God~

"What is a true God? What is a true God of Pickup Girls? For a real God, do you still need a title? God is his only title. The True God of Pickup Girls can clearly examine the world and understand people's hearts. Whether you are a human , the devil or the goddess, they bow their heads obediently in front of the true god of picking up girls. For the true god, the world is his harem, the only difference is whether he goes or not...

"And the legendary true god of picking up girls is me——Cao Jian. My heart, which has long been detached from the world, is no longer attached to the harem, so I can send and receive as I like, control as I like, and live among thousands of flowers. Not a single leaf sticks to your clothes. Because you are not attached to the harem, you can reach the realm where no one can harem, and nowhere can harem..."

After hearing Cao Jian's long speech, Li Ye and Ye Zi were speechless for a while, while Guoguo's eyes were dull, as if he wanted to get to know Cao Jian again.

After arriving at the football field, the four found that the football training was going on below.

These people were all in the third year of high school, that is, students who were one level higher than Li Ye. Some of them couldn't help but look playful after seeing Li Ye.

"It's hard work, these guys."

Ye Zi sighed, and looked at Li Ye: "Look, these people are not bad, and they started hard training on the first day."

Hearing this, Li Ye turned his head to look at Ye Zi, and was about to refute, but felt a gust of wind blowing over him. He turned his head subconsciously, only to find a football flying towards him at high speed. It seemed that the target was himself and Cao Jian, but the aim was really It was so far away that he was actually facing the face of Ye Zi who was looking at him...

"Bastard, how did you kick it?" The faces of the people on the other side all changed, cursing the guy who just kicked the ball.

Cao Jian and Guoguo also exclaimed: "Get out of the way..."

Hearing a muffled sound of "噗", everyone couldn't bear to close their eyes. When they slowly opened their eyes, they were stunned at the same time, and murmured: "It exploded, it exploded with a punch!"