god level spoof

() Don't think that by inserting a small dick in the soil, the whole earth will be raped~

Applying the above sentence, Li Ye knew very well that it was not Athena who called herself God the Father, but she herself became the king of the gods - Zeus.

To put it bluntly, the Western Greek mythology system is very large and rich.

There are only a few who can stand out from the crowd, and the most impressive one is naturally Zeus, the king of the gods, followed by Athena, the goddess of wisdom and battle, and Apollo, the sun god... The rest, compared with these three When I got up, I looked so eclipsed.

And Athena, as the female among the three, is even more dazzling.

Li Ye has also read Greek myths, and the only thing he remembers is about the birth of Athena. He once made such analysis and reverie:

Athena's mother, Metis, was Zeus's first wife, so Athena is the eldest daughter of Zeus in terms of pregnancy time.However, although she was pregnant early, her birth was delayed for a long time.This is because it was prophesied that the son of Metis would overthrow the rule of Zeus. In order to prevent future troubles, Zeus swallowed his wife in one gulp.

However, Metis is an immortal god. She continued her life in Zeus's body, and her fetus was developing normally.Finally, one day, a "surprise" fell on Zeus, and he found that he had an extra child in his stomach.

There is a saying that when a person sits at home, disasters come from the sky: King Qin rode a tiger to travel to the eight poles, what should he do if he gets pregnant unexpectedly?Although this is the first time in history that a man is pregnant, it is considered an honor, but at the same time it also brings a problem, how to give birth to this child~

Zeus did not have a birth gate, so surgery was necessary. However, the results of the examination revealed that his fetal position was not correct this time, and he did not know how the muscles in his body worked. He even squeezed the baby to the head, resulting in a serious ectopic pregnancy.what should I do?

Seeing that it was the day of labor, the baby who was about to break out of the shell squeezed the skull. The severe pain made Zeus unbearable. There was a rolling on the ground.

Facing the pain of Zeus, even the gods were helpless, so they had to use a stupid method. This method was also prescribed by Cao Cao in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", that is, to split his head with an axe.

It seems that the name of this temporary obstetrician and gynecologist is recorded in the classics of later generations, some say it is Prometheus, some say it is Hephaestus, no matter who it is, the ax finally fell~

There was only a cry, and a girl jumped out of Zeus's head. She was born wearing a helmet and holding a spear, heralding her destiny to become the god of war in the future, and also explaining why Zeus was in such pain, presumably She has been attacking Zeus' skull.

As the saying goes, the harder the process of giving, the sweeter the feeling of harvest.Seeing that it was not a son who was born, a stone fell from Zeus' heart.

Looking at this child again, it was shining golden and beautiful, and Zeus suddenly felt that all the pain was worth it, this is the child he gave birth to himself!What is the glory and wealth, the kingship of the world, how can these be compared with the satisfaction of a mother who has just given birth?

Zeus is the king of gods, and theoretically he is omnipotent, but he has never been able to give birth to children, which makes the perfect deity a little bit short.

And as we all know, Zeus and his wife Hera don't have a good relationship. Hera may not be able to do anything else, but they can have children. Zeus depends on her if he wants children, which probably makes Zeus feel uncomfortable.

But now Zeus can give birth to a child by himself, and the child born is so beautiful and powerful, Zeus naturally feels good.So Athena soon became one of Zeus's most beloved children. Apart from the father's share of this love, there must also be a hint of maternal love mixed in~

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After Li Ye's brain was completed, he came to the conclusion: Athena should have traveled to the earth from the body of Zeus.

First of all, Athena in her arms has never seen Zeus, otherwise, how could she call herself, an oriental man, her father?This shows that she is the first person Athena sees—this should be equivalent to that in the novel, after a certain divine beast breaks out of its shell, it will recognize the first person it sees as its mother.As for why Athena called her father, Li Ye thought it was Zeus who hinted in his heart: My daughter, I am your father...

More importantly, Athena does not seem to have inherited wisdom. As we all know, Athena is the goddess of wisdom and battle.At this moment, Athena is obviously very innocent, otherwise she wouldn't even be ignorant of such basic common sense as 'whether a man and a woman can kiss each other'.

Holding the daughter and goddess in his arms, Li Ye's vanity was greatly satisfied: with a mortal body, he can sit on the top goddess Athena...

"Father, Na'er feels infinite power in her body..."

Athena didn't understand Li Ye's thoughts, but told Li Ye how she felt.

"Hehe, of course, you are the goddess of battle." Li Ye replied casually.

"Cuckoo..."

Athena smiled cheerfully, looking very happy: "I want to explode the strength in my body and let my father feel it..."

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"Boom—"

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"Boom--"

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"Boom...boom...boom..."

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At the moment just now, Li Ye didn't know what happened, only heard a huge roaring explosion...

Then, he found himself in the starry sky, standing in front of him was an old man wearing colorful thongs, uh, an old beggar, Li Ye immediately shouted: "Where is this? Wasn't I still at home just now? Old man, what do you want to do again?"

The old beggar took out a purple bath towel from nowhere and put it on his shoulders, and then sat down. In front of the two of them, a transparent glass table full of strange fruits appeared, and Li Ye also found his own There is an extra chair behind the buttocks.

"Hehe~"

The old beggar smiled, motioned Li Ye to sit down, and said, "Young man, don't get too excited, listen to me slowly."

"Okay, then tell me quickly?" Li Ye asked eagerly.

"You are already dead."

The five words uttered from the mouth of the old beggar are very simple and clear, but the meaning contained in them is unpredictable.Li Ye was dissatisfied and said, "It's fine, why are you cursing me to death?"

"You are really dead."

It was still five words, and the expression of the old beggar did not seem to be joking at all. Without waiting for Li Ye to ask, the old beggar said again: "Do you know how powerful Athena is?"

Li Ye was stunned for a moment, and said: "I only know that Athena has a title-"Aegis Holder". This is because Zeus often gave her the Aegis. She is close to Zeus in both aspects, and after holding the Aegis in her hands, her fighting power surpasses all other gods in Olympus."

"That's right, so you're dead." The old beggar nodded, and then said with a smile, "Because that's the Goddess of Battle who has lost her wisdom."