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() "Okay, thank you."

The girl happily agreed to Li Ye's request and thanked Li Ye.

"Ami fucking Buddha~ long live!" Li Ye clasped his hands together and burst into tears. He finally met the legendary beauty.

How rare and wonderful is it to have a beautiful girl who is naturally stupid to feed her milk?

Naturally, Li Ye would not refuse. Why would he shirk such a beautiful thing delivered to his door?

Without saying a word, Li Ye immediately hugged the girl, buried his head in the girl's big breasts, and dawdled for a while, the seductive scent of meat in his nose made his blood boil even more.

The girl giggled: "I hate it, it's so itchy~"

Li Ye saw that the girl was not displeased at all, and immediately became more presumptuous, ready to get serious.

The women in the mythical world don't wear many clothes, and they are not as conservative as the ancient ones, while the girls' clothes are even more bizarre, with a red Taoist robe on the outside and a red apron on the inside.

After Li Ye arched his head a few times, the girl's taoist robe was thrown away from her shoulders, revealing the jade biscuit that bullied frost and snow and a neck that was as white as a swan.

Seeing the two big white rabbits protruding from the red bellyband in front of him again, Li Ye almost turned into a beast...

"Brother, you are such a beast~"

An inaudible muttering sound came, making Li Ye's face darken, and he said dissatisfiedly: "Little chicken, get out of the way, are animals better than animals?"

Xiaoji shook his head, slandering in his heart: "But you are completely blaming Shu Li for your behavior. This is obviously a simple, natural and beautiful girl who doesn't know the difference between men and women. You actually use her ignorance as a temptation... "

Li Ye was so excited that he was about to untie the girl's bellyband, but the girl suddenly grabbed his hand and looked at him with a blushing face.

"What's the matter, you don't want to?" Li Ye asked hastily.

"No, I would."

The girl nodded lightly, and her face turned even redder: "It's just... after you have seen her body, you are not allowed to let him go, and you must..."

"..."

Li Ye thought about the girl's words for a while, but his reason was immediately washed away by Yu Nian. After interrupting the girl's words, he patted his chest and said loudly: "Don't worry, I'm a man, Li Ye, and I saw your body In the end, you are mine, so why not want you."

After all, Li Ye fiercely tore off the girl's bellyband with his mouth, and just as he was about to feast his eyes and drink the nectar, a loud roar came:

"Shizier dare!"

Li Ye's body shook wildly, his ears roared, and his eyes stared like gold stars.

Shaking his head fiercely, Li Ye regained his eyesight again, and saw a sturdy monster with a bull's head and horns, more than three feet tall, coming towards him at a high speed.

The girl under her body immediately tied up the loose bellyband, put on a red Taoist robe, met the monster, and called out: "Brother, why are you here?"

Li Ye was startled when he heard the words, furious in his heart, and sighed his bad luck, could it be that he had encountered some bloody plot:

A certain banshee wanted to steal Boyle, but happened to be bumped into by her own male monster, and she immediately turned against her—the ending was that Boyfriend died very miserably~

After a shabby slap involuntarily, Li Ye was about to make a scene with snot and tears when the bull demon snarled at him: "You little boy, what qualifications do you have to be my sister's husband?"

"..." Li Ye remained silent, and some monks Zhang Er couldn't figure it out—what the hell, are these two brothers and sisters really?But no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it.

After taking a closer look at the monster, Li Ye judged that it was a bull monster.

There is no way, this monster is full of bullishness in every part of his body, and has a bullish head, what is it if it is not a bully monster?

The corners of Li Ye's mouth cracked, and he was overwhelmed with surprise.It seems that I have found the right owner. Could it be that this guy is one of my targets when I came to Journey to the West - the Bull Demon King.

It is said that there are not many scenes about the Bull Demon King in Journey to the West, but Li Ye still remembers the story after his appearance.

The weapon used by the Bull Demon King is a mixed iron rod, which can be called a high-strength martial arts and great magical powers.

On the Westward Journey, Monk Tang and his disciples rushed to the foot of the Flaming Mountain. In order to extinguish the fire of the Flaming Mountain, the Monkey King transformed into a Bull Demon King and tricked Princess Iron Fan into getting a plantain fan.But the bull demon king is superior, and turns into Zhu Bajie to trick Monkey King's fan back.

It can be seen from this that the Bull Demon King's wisdom is not inferior to the Monkey King in the slightest. He is so smart that he knows how to use tricks in the art of war of Sun Tzu.

Afterwards, the vicious fight between Sun Wukong and the Bull Demon King shocked the Heavenly Court and the Paradise of Paradise. Li Tianwang Nezha and his son, and all the Western Arhats came to subdue him.After all these struggles, the Bull Demon King converted to Buddhism, and the Rakshasa girl also practiced incognito, and finally they all became righteous...

It can be seen from this that the Bull Demon King is also proficient in 72 changes, and he is no worse than Monkey King.As for strength, he is known as the "Strong Bull Demon King", and he is the head of the Seven Great Sages - Great Sage Pingtian.

The strength of the Bull Demon King is estimated to be close to that of the quasi-sage.

Li Ye roughly deduced the strength of the Bull Demon King. The Bull Demon King should be one of the best strongmen under the quasi-sage.If the Bull Demon King is a quasi-sage, it is estimated that Tathagata will have to do it himself.

"Haha, so it's Brother Niu. Long time no see. How are you doing?"

Li Ye immediately made a haha, trying to get away with it.

The main reason is that Li Ye's combat strength at the moment is not one in ten, and he can't beat the Bull Demon King.If the strength is fully restored, Li Ye can easily deal with the opponent.

For the current plan, it is natural to get close first to see if there is an opportunity to take advantage of it.

The bull demon glared at the bully eyes: "Good boy, it is really courageous to dare to make friends with this cow. Let me tell you, this cow can be said to have a photographic memory. In the endless years, I remember all the friends I know. Not as good as you." A guy, what a giggly little boy."

"What? Photographic memory..."

Li Ye was very depressed, you have a good memory too, you have lived for at least hundreds or thousands of years?I can actually remember all the friends I came into contact with.

The girl was dissatisfied and said: "Brother, you are bragging again, but you don't even have a single friend. Isn't your photographic memory just a joke?"

"..."

Li Ye was ashamed. Is this Bull Demon King so unpopular?Have no friends?

No, it seems that the Bull Demon King in Journey to the West has a wide range of friends and well-connected people.

"Sister, why are you exposing brother's words, and helping an outsider..." the cow demon said.

Li Ye gave a dry laugh, and looked at the girl: "I don't know what to call the girl?"

"Oh, my brother is from Qingse, and his name is Qingniu, so I..." The girl pondered for a moment, and said, "My name is Red Bull!"

"Red Bull and Green Bull?" Li Ye's eyes widened, and the corners of his mouth twitched: Oh, this guy is not the Bull Demon King...