god level spoof

() "I said two, can you come in and talk first?"

Li Ye asked, although he didn't have much confidence in his heart, he still decided to stop the fight between the two.

But what hurt him was that Ximen Chuuxue and Dugu Qiubai ignored his existence.

The two of them were less than three feet apart, and they were both suspended in mid-air. Li Ye really didn't know what level of qinggong this was.

Generally speaking, the lightness kung fu of martial arts masters is nothing more than flying a certain distance, and the lightness kung fu of floating on water requires some water to borrow strength, but Ximen Chuuxue and Dugu Qiubai in front of them broke this common sense. In mid-air, the realm obviously surpassed those fancy lightness skills.

After being surprised for a while, Li Ye finally felt bored.

For half an hour, the two guys stood facing each other for half an hour. Li Ye really admired the two of them.

"I don't want to compensate you for playing, I'm going to take a shower again."

Li Ye said lazily, walked out of his room, and headed straight for the bathroom.

Lying in the bathtub, Li Ye squinted his eyes half-closed, and hummed a song comfortably: "The trick is good martial arts, one stroke of eighteen palms can subdue the dragon, and show off its majesty. Is the man here a hero? Who is the great hero? She carved the bend." The Iron Bow, the reputation of the world has spread across the north, the west, and the east. It has made great achievements. Is the man here a hero? Who is the great hero? After all, he is a great hero..."

After singing a few songs, Li Ye stood up, wiped off the water stains, and then slowly went up to the second floor.

After returning to his room, Li Ye took a closer look. The situation outside the window seemed to be very tense. The two guys, Ximen Chuuxue and Dugu Qiubai, were furiously fighting, flirting with each other, and fiercely confronting each other with their eyes—— — To use the lines in Kung Fu, it is "spiritual confrontation".

"What's the matter? What's the matter, you guys, why did this happen after I left for a while?" Li Ye pretended to be surprised and dropped the sentence, closing the door with his backhand and locking it.

He moved a reclining chair to the window, ignored the strong aura of the two, and straightened his bathrobe. Then Li Ye began to persuade: "If you want me to say, why are you bothering? Just now I saw that you were still With a feeling of sympathy and sympathy, why do you feel like an enemy in a blink of an eye?

"Ximen Chuuxue, Dugu Qiubai, sword gods, sword demons, you are all masters. It is said that masters must and should have the cultivation of masters. Do you think this makes sense? Now even the black hand in the movie The godfather of the party has said that we should try not to kill people if we can.

"Look, the bastards are beginning to understand the truth, and as masters, legends, and martial arts myths, you can't just rely on force... If you have any differences, grievances, you just need to sit down and talk about it." Once we talk, we can bring up any problems, research and solve them, why do we have to fight..."

……

Li Ye earnestly intervened from many aspects, but all ended in nothing. The two guys who should fight for their eyes continue to fight for their eyes, and the one who should be so angry is still soaring.

"I will copy!"

Two words spit out from the bottom of my heart, and finally I could only say with a dry smile: "In short...peace is supreme, peace is supreme!"

Li Ye sprayed his saliva for a long time, and his physical strength and water in his body were really consumed. He planned to cook.

Turning his head to look at the two guys, Li Ye asked: "Hey, do you eat or not? I heard that the internal strength of the martial arts practitioner mainly relies on refining the energy in the body, storing the energy that is not needed, Condensed into internal force bit by bit. So where is the main source of energy? There is no doubt that it is food.

"Thus, people who practice martial arts must have good nutrition. Although it is said that after training to the innate state, you can absorb the essence of the world from the world, but now this is the earth, the air pollution is very serious. If you really absorb that The hellish air... er, the essence of heaven and earth, I guess it can only absorb the nitrogen dioxide emitted by factories and the essence of car exhaust..."

Regardless of whether the two listened to what he was saying, Li Ye went straight into the kitchen.

Speaking of which, Li Ye's father and mother are cooking idiots, but as the son of the two, Li Ye is very talented in cooking.

According to Li Qiang's words: "Son, you are a celebrity chef, don't be an actor, it's really unwise to lose your strengths and try to play your weaknesses."

Li Ye naturally scoffed at these words. What's so difficult about cooking?The main thing is dexterity and reasonable collocation.

"Ye'er, haven't we already had dinner? Why..."

This is Ai Xiaoyu's voice. At this moment, she is staying in the back room with her husband Li Qiang, watching "The World's Eighth First Love", when she suddenly sees the light in the kitchen, she naturally asks.

Li Qiang quickly stopped him and said, "It's okay, I'm hungry too, so let Xiaoye do it."

Four or 10 minutes later, a table of delicious and delicious dishes has been prepared.

Li Qiang and his wife hurriedly gathered around, and before they could speak, Li Ye waved and said, "You should have a balanced diet. You have already had dinner, so don't eat any more."

"Ah, why is it like this?"

"Ye'er, mom is really hungry..."

"Mom, if I remember correctly, you just ate three bowls of rice, and there are so many dishes, are you hungry so soon? Do you think you really turned into a Tyrannosaurus?"

Li Ye mercilessly exposed the excuses his mother made for being greedy, and cast a glance at Li Qiang: "Also, Xiaoqiang's appetite shouldn't be so big, I'm not full."

"..." Li Qiang and his wife left the stage with two enemies and one failure, leaving Li Ye alone to eat vegetables.

After eating a table of dishes, Li Ye himself was taken aback. It seemed that he really regarded food as the best spiritual tonic this time.

Patting his swollen stomach, Li Ye did not forget to clean up the debris. After cleaning the dishes, Li Ye went to take a bath again. Of course, this time he took a bath in cold water, and it didn't take long.

Putting on the bathrobe that had been dried from the washing machine again, Li Ye felt refreshed and hiccupped several times, and then went up to the second floor...

After opening the door, I saw a spectacular scene: lasers were flashing one after another, some of them flashed in front of my eyes, punched holes in the wall, and some smashed the vase...

"what--"

Li Ye opened his mouth, and finally his expression turned into indifference: "Go on, I'm going to log in to the starting point to find books, so take it easy, don't shoot my computer."

As he said that, after avoiding a few laser beams, Li Ye moved the cool chair in front of the computer, turned on the computer, got up and flashed a few laser beams, made a cup of coffee, sat back in front of the computer again, and opened the computer with his legs crossed. The starting page...