god level spoof

() What is crazy?What is arrogance?

Now, Li Ye gave the best explanation, he was just crazy and arrogant to the point.

The queen mother, with her hair disheveled at the moment, screamed, "You evildoer, dare to disobey Teacher Hongjun's decree, dare to beat me, Teacher Hongjun will not let you go."

"Snapped--"

"Crack, crack—"

……

Just like when Li Ye slapped Tathagata three years ago, this time, it was just a different woman.

After slapping the Queen Mother hard, the Queen Mother, who is taller than a goddess, has turned into a pig's head, and any fairy or demon in the Three Realms will probably not be able to recognize her.

At this moment, the Queen Mother no longer dared to yell, her throat had already been broken, and her tears had already been shed.

Li Ye is like a hard-hearted person, he has no mercy for her, just like beating a dog or killing a chicken.

"You fucker, call again? Queen Mother, is it amazing, I smoked so that your grandfather doesn't even know you!"

"Damn, how dare you look down on mortals, what's wrong with your daughter marrying mortals, and how dare you play tricks with me!"

……

After beating and scolding enough, Li Ye sneered: "Mother, I ask again, do you want to beat the Seven Fairies down?"

Red Bull stood aside, and said crisply: "Old woman, you have turned into a pig's head and your face is torn, so don't be stubborn with my husband, otherwise, he will really beat you to death!"

"..." The Queen Mother wanted to cry without tears, her mouth was swollen like two fat sausages, and she was already speechless.She secretly transmitted the voice, begging Li Ye for mercy, but Li Ye didn't seem to hear it.

Li Ye yelled: "You fucking talk, I'm asking you!"

"Shameless, this guy is too shameless." The Queen Mother's tears were streaming down her face, she was crying even in her heart, and she cursed fiercely: "Damn it, how can I not hear you when I send you a voice transmission?"

Just when the Queen Mother was desperate and life was better than death, a young man wearing a Nine-Dragon Robe, a Nine-Dragon Crown, and Nine-Dragon Boots appeared.He is tall and strong, full of explosive power, and his eyes are as bright as stars, shining brightly.

Not only that, he was suspended in mid-air, and his whole person exuded a legendary aura of domineering.The seven fairies who retreated to the distance hurried forward and spoke one after another:

"Father, you are finally here, this... evildoer, dare to hit the queen mother."

"Father, you want to avenge your mother."

……

After hearing the reason for what happened, the young man nodded and looked at Li Ye, his complexion became inexplicably complicated.

Finally, he said, "Fellow Daoist, do you really want to make an enemy of Heaven, for the sake of little mortals, do you not hesitate to alarm Teacher Hongjun and the old man?"

The Jade Emperor is here!

Yes, this young man is none other than the Jade Emperor and the titular Lord of the Three Realms.When he came, nothing seemed to have changed. He was still very afraid of Li Ye. The seven fairies changed their colors one after another, and they couldn't believe it.

Li Ye said: "That's right, it's for the 'little mortals' in your mouth. If you have a little respect for mortals, I won't trouble you, but all of you are touching my bottom line, so , I have no choice but to be impolite."

The Jade Emperor shook his head, and said: "Do you think you are really the opponent of Teacher Hongjun? He can use the power of heaven, even if he has the power of a saint, he can also be smashed into scum!"

"Are you threatening me? Huh..."

Li Ye sneered, his squinted eyes were icy cold, and even more ferocious.

He met the majestic eyes of the Jade Emperor, with a cruel smile on the corner of his mouth, unwilling to say a word of nonsense, and raised his hand directly at the Jade Emperor, with five fingertips, shooting out five sharp edges, like Can penetrate the sky.

The sharpness was invisible, only the piercing sound like a ghost crying.The Jade Emperor's complexion changed drastically, and with a loud shout, the Emperor's Sword on his waist was about to be unsheathed.But just half an inch out of the scabbard, the shrill sound of piercing the air came to the front.

There was a flash of light on the Jade Emperor's body, and a tortoise-shaped water shield suddenly appeared, blocking him.Afterwards, a few popping sounds were heard, and five round holes appeared on the tortoise-shaped water shield at the same time!

The invisible sword energy broke through the water shield, drove straight in, and hit the Jade Emperor.

"How come? This, this is the innate spiritual treasure, the Black Turtle Shield." The Jade Emperor was astonished, and then snorted a few times.Between his chest and abdomen, five bowl-sized blood flowers burst out at the same time, and then he let out a scream, was sent flying by a powerful force, and rolled dozens of times after falling to the ground.

The Jade Emperor's mouth was full of blood, his eyes were full of horror, this guy wanted to kill himself, and he didn't have the slightest intention to keep his hand.

"Standing so tall, so handsome, with such a cool face, and a condescending look, Nima is the Jade Emperor, the Lord of the Three Realms. Power is enough for you, and you have to pretend to be an expert. I hate you the most. You're pretending to be aggressive." Li Ye looked at the Jade Emperor who was stunned and fell down, and said lightly: "Jade Emperor, do you still want to pretend to be aggressive, use Hongjun as your shield, and continue to act aggressive? It's useless, your method doesn't work for me."

"Haha, haha..." The Jade Emperor suddenly laughed out loud, with an inexplicable and free and easy look on his face.

Xiaoji sang on Li Ye's shoulder: "The crowd is crying, you just want to become a transparent color, you will never have dreams or pain or heartbeat again, you have decided~ you have decided~

"You bear it quietly, holding yesterday tightly in your fist, and the sweeter the memory, the more hurtful it is, and the denser the deep and shallow knife cuts are left on the palm of your hand~

"You are not really happy, your smile is just the protective clothes you wear, you decide not to hate, you also decide not to love, shut your soul in a body that will be locked forever~

"The world laughed, so you laughed together as a group, when survival was the rule, not your choice, so you stumbled and walked with tears in your eyes...

"You are not really happy. Your wound never fully heals. I stand on your left side, but it's like a galaxy across the river. Could it be that you really hold regrets until you grow old, and then regret..."

After singing the song 'You Are Not Really Happy', the Jade Emperor was in tears, almost crying.

"..." Li Ye looked at Xiaoji with some resentment, this guy is too vile, he was already so sad that he was dying, he smiled wryly, and laughed like crazy, if you still come to sing this kind of song, you wish he would die of anger.

Red Bull clapped his little hands, jumping for joy: "Hee hee, chick, you sing really well, let's sing it again."

At this time, the Jade Emperor suddenly waved his hand, and the holy land of Yaochi was suddenly covered in mist. Li Ye sneered and gave a light drink, the mist dissipated in an instant. He looked up and found that the Jade Emperor and the seven fairies had all disappeared. not see.

"Jade Emperor, it's ridiculous, where can you hide?"