god level spoof

() After cursing several times, Li Ye finally had no choice but to give up.

I really can't figure it out, how did the day's punishment come about?

Just now, Li Ye obviously felt a coercion acting on him, which was definitely going to kill him.

But something happened that was anticlimactic, and the day's punishment did not come down in the end.

"Oh... yes!"

Li Ye's eyebrows moved slightly, his eyes revealed a bright light, and he stretched out a hand to reach into the void.

But seeing a burst of brilliance flickering in front of him, a black turbulent swirl, and a figure was caught out by Li Yesheng, it was the Jade Emperor.

After being caught by Li Ye, the Jade Emperor wanted to say something, but Li Ye didn't give him a chance.

Instead, he slapped the Jade Emperor hard in the face...

This time, Li Ye was merciless, as if on purpose, he was twitching violently at the Jade Emperor, as if he wanted to make him and the Queen Mother a pair.

"You want to know why, do you feel that you are wronged?"

Li Ye asked while smoking, and said in a cold voice: "I have said it countless times, I am a person! A mortal! But you call me wrong again and again, how can I not be angry?"

"I'll tell you again: I am a human being! Please tell the Three Realms, just say, I am a human being!"

After informing the Jade Emperor, Li Ye nodded in satisfaction.

He smiled and looked at the two Jade Emperors and the Queen Mother in dragon robes and phoenix robes in front of him, and said: "Remember, I don't want anyone to call me a great immortal in the future!"

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother wanted to cry without tears, what kind of existence is this guy!

It's so hateful, even Teacher Hongjun dare not suppress him.

Besides, we didn't call you Daxian, we just called you Daoist.

Li Ye let the two of them go temporarily, and said with a smile: "By the way, the business has not been resolved yet. I'll just say it this time. Let Seven Fairies go to the lower realms to find a mortal to marry and have children. Do you agree?"

"..."

Both the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother remained silent, but in the end they dared not answer: "Fellow Daoist, can we discuss this matter again?"

"It seems that you really are toasting and not eating fine wine!"

Li Ye's voice became cold, piercingly cold.

"We promise!" The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother both trembled and said at the same time.

At this moment, the two have completely recognized each other. They simply can't compete with the person in front of them. Is this guy really a human?But how can you be better than a saint?

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were about to go crazy when Li Ye kept saying that he was a human being and a mortal.

The Seventh Fairy remained silent, as if she had accepted her fate, her proud head had already drooped, and her black hair, which was as bright as satin, hung loose.

"Remember, human beings are not as bad as you think, go down and live a good life!" Li Ye glanced at Seven Fairies and explained without saying anything more.

He looked at the Jade Emperor: "Pretend to be a bully, you promised me a little mortal, you will not refuse to honor it, if I find out that the seven fairies have no lower bounds, you should know what the consequences will be."

As the Lord of the Three Realms, when had the Jade Emperor been so disrespected and called 'pretentious', but at this moment, he didn't even want to say a word, but just nodded his head in fear, like a wave drum.

The same is true for the Queen Mother. The only thought of the two of them is that the plague god in front of them should leave quickly, otherwise, they will go crazy.

Somehow, their wish came true immediately.

Li Ye looked in one direction, and said in his mouth, "Since you're already here, why didn't you show up?"

Immediately there was a sound of piercing in the air from that direction, and a golden light came from far to near in an instant. :

"Tathagata has met fellow daoist, but I haven't seen you in three years. How is fellow daoist?"

Li Ye looked at Tathagata, and laughed: "Monk, I haven't seen you for a few years, and your Buddha's face is even more solemn."

"..." Tathagata felt bitter for a while, this guy was too yin, and he would expose his scars as soon as he met.

He forced himself to laugh and said: "I see that there is a drastic change in the heavenly court. I just looked at it from above, but I didn't expect that everything was done by fellow daoists. Then, I have nothing to worry about, so I will leave."

"Wait!"

Li Ye waved his hand suddenly, he smiled and said, "I haven't seen you in three years, why don't you invite me to be a guest?"

"I dare not, if fellow Taoist is free, I will be disrespectful." Tathagata replied hastily.

"Very good, let's go to Daleiyin Temple now!"

Li Ye nodded. He had already decided to leave the heaven and go to Daleiyin Temple with Tathagata.

For three years, he has always had a knot in his heart, that is Guanyin.

Where is the girl?What is the truth of the matter, he intends to unravel it, even if it will cause a catastrophe.

He remembered that when he first came to Journey to the West, everything seemed like yesterday:

At that time, I used Athena's divine power for the first time. On a whim, I flew at a hundred times the speed of light. I had a premonition that I would hit someone.

"Bam—"

Amidst the loud noise of violent collisions, he also stopped himself instantly, only feeling a flash of brilliance, pieces of lotus petals full of divine light and fragrance were flying all over the sky, but gradually turned into flying ash... …

The scene at that moment left an indelible mark on his heart forever.

At that time, I was stunned, it was because of a young girl, a young girl who seemed to be only fifteen or sixteen years old, who was born with a beauty that surpassed a fairy, surpassing a goddess, and exuded a gentle and quiet atmosphere.

He realized that the girl in front of him was a goddess who was as beautiful as Athena.

Holding a jade bottle in both hands of the girl, with a willow stuck in the bottle, she was looking at Li Ye strangely, her beautiful eyes were full of inexplicable light.

……

Later, what happened can be described as a turning point:

The girl suddenly stepped forward, and instantly appeared in front of her less than a foot away. Immediately, the two looked at each other, and the breath between each other could flow to the other's nose.

He was even more dazzled when he was able to see the girl's true face at close range.

The girl looked at him with the fascination of a little girl, as if she was the Prince Charming in her heart, she said softly: "My emotions and desires are sealed in the lotus platform of Avalokitesvara, and my emotions are sealed in the jade bottle. My six roots, my four great elements are sealed in the willow. But today, my lotus platform has been broken, so I have seven emotions and six desires again..."

"Your lotus platform is broken?"

"Didn't the lotus platform of the family be smashed by my husband?"

……

"How can I forget? I can't forget it!"

Li Ye's eyes regained clarity, with a peaceful smile on his face: "Guanyin, wait for me.";