god level spoof

() After the stone monkey was born, he joined the rest of the monkeys and began to know the world, and only then did he understand the principles of all things.

On a scorching summer day, the stone monkey and a group of other monkeys were escaping the summer heat in the mountains, and accidentally found a waterfall flowing down from the top of the mountain.

The monkeys said: "Whoever can get into this waterfall to see what's going on, we will worship him as king."

The stone monkey volunteered and went into the waterfall, only to find that there was a spacious and quiet stone cave inside. On the stone tablet was engraved "Huaguo Mountain Blessed Land, Water Curtain Cave Cave Sky".All the monkeys worshiped the stone monkey as their king and called him the Monkey King.

After many years, the Monkey King stayed away from Huaguo Mountain to seek immortals and robbers in order to live forever.

After drifting on the sea for a few days, he came to the border of Nanfangbuzhou. He visited Xiandao, but he didn't have the chance to meet him. After eight or nine years...

One day, he thought that there must be immortals overseas, so he drifted across the West Sea alone to the boundary of Niuhezhou in the west. Name Sun Wukong.

Patriarch Subhuti believed that he had a spirituality to teach monkeys 72 changes and a somersault cloud that could turn one hundred and eight thousand miles with one somersault.

After learning Kung Fu, the monkey returned to Huaguo Mountain.In order to train the group of monkeys, the monkeys used spells to take the weapons of Aolai Kingdom to Huaguo Mountain, and all the monsters and beasts in the mountain worshiped at the feet of the monkeys.

Afterwards, the monkey entered the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea to borrow a treasure, and obtained the Tianhe Dingdi Divine Precious Iron, that is, the Ruyi Golden Cudgel weighing [-] jin.

Soon, the monkeys made a big fuss in the underworld again, and all the monkeys' names were written out in the book of life and death.

Therefore, the Dragon King of the East China Sea and the King of Hades played the Jade Emperor, please subdue the monster monkey.

The Jade Emperor adopted Taibai Jinxing's suggestion and summoned the monkey to the Heavenly Palace to become Bi Mawen, who was in charge of raising horses.

At that time, the Monkey King was very happy, and went to take office with Mu De Xing Guan.

Afterwards, the monkey found out that this was an unpopular official position, and knowing that he had been fooled, he returned angrily to the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain and set up the banner of "Monkey King Equaling Heaven".

The Jade Emperor ordered Tota Li Tianwang and Nezha Prince to bring the heavenly soldiers to catch the monkey, but they were defeated by the monkey.The Jade Emperor had no choice but to recognize the title of "Monkey King" and ordered the monkeys to manage the Peach Garden in the Heavenly Palace.

In the flat peach orchard, the monkey heard that the flat peach is a fairy peach, which ripens once in 6000 years. After eating it, the body will be light and healthy, and it will live forever.

So the monkey ate all the big peaches in the garden.

Soon after, the monkey learned that the Queen Mother was going to hold a peach party, but he was not invited, and was very annoyed.

On the day of the Peach Blossom Festival, he deceived the Barefoot Immortal, pretended to be the Barefoot Immortal, went into the meeting place and drank all the immortal wine for the banquet, and broke into the alchemy room of the Taishang Laojun and ate up all the gold in the gourd. Dan, and then went back to the Water Curtain Cave.

The Jade Emperor hated the monkeys for disturbing the flat peaches, and ordered the four heavenly kings, King Tota Li and Prince Nezha to catch the monkeys, and the 10 heavenly soldiers were defeated by the monkeys.The Jade Emperor sent Erlang God to fight the monkeys.

After many fights, when Erlang God was fighting with the monkey, Taishang Laojun threw the diamond circle and hit the monkey, and he was arrested just now.

The Jade Emperor issued a decree to execute the monkey, but because the monkey had eaten the elixir of the Supreme Lord, even though it was chopped with a knife and an axe, or burned by thunder and fire, all the monkeys survived without injury.

Seeing this, the Taishang Laojun told the Jade Emperor: "This monkey has eaten my elixir. Why don't you let me take it and put him in the eight trigrams furnace and burn it with civil and military fire. You can not only refine the elixir, but also kill him." reduced to ashes."

The Jade Emperor agreed, so the Taishang Laojun put the monkey into the gossip furnace. After 49 days of smelting, the Taishang Laojun thought the monkey was dead, but the monkey was not only alive, but also got a pair of piercing eyes.

The monkey jumped out of the alchemy furnace, swung the golden cudgel indiscriminately, and hit the enemy in the east and west, and no one could stop it.They only hit Tongming Hall, outside Lingxiao Hall, and Dachao Tiangong.The Jade Emperor was helpless, so he asked the Tathagata of the Western Paradise for help.

The monkey said to Tathagata: "If the Jade Emperor doesn't give me the Heavenly Palace, he will never be in peace!"

But the monkey was no match for the Tathagata, whose Dharma is boundless, and he couldn't turn over the Buddha's palm all the way.Tathagata pressed the monkey under the Five Elements Mountain, ate iron pills when hungry, and drank copper juice when thirsty. The sentence was 500 years.

……

From the birth of the monkey until the monkey was suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain.It has been 300 years since Li Ye was suppressed by red gold bricks.

This is an extremely long period of time. In the past 300 years, there have been great changes in the primordial land of chaos:

Every ten years, a Chaos Demon God dies.

In the past 300 years, thirty of them have died, and now, only the last Chaos Demon God remains here.

This is a big tree, rooted in the deepest part of the primordial land of chaos, and it is also the only plant in the Chaos Demon God. It is not luxuriant, but withered and decaying, but its vitality is extremely tenacious.

And the blood mist that swallowed thirty Chaos Demon Gods still remained unchanged, but the lotus seed fragments of the nine Chaos Green Lotuses revealed endless vitality and radiated brilliance like rare treasures.

This cloud of blood mist did not gobble up the big tree anymore, but turned into a gray egg. Nine lotus seeds of chaotic green lotus were inlaid on the eggshell. Strange talisman seals and dao patterns were branded on the eggshell. The surface of this gray eggshell.

The gray egg swelled crazily in the following days, as if eating a growth agent:

From one meter in diameter to one kilometer in diameter!

A day later, this gray egg has a diameter of thousands of miles!

But this gray egg still has no tendency to stop growing, and it is expanding crazily with geometric multiples.

A month later, this gray egg has a diameter of hundreds of millions of miles, and at the same time, it is constantly devouring this piece of black soil, as if it is absorbing nutrients.

On the surface of the eggshell, there are all kinds of strange Dao patterns, which are endless, mysterious and mysterious, revealing the breath of the Supreme Dao.

The lotus seed fragments of the nine chaotic green lotuses also became more and more dazzling, revealing infinite vitality and aura, as if they were about to sprout - but the lotus seeds have been broken into pieces and turned into nine parts. I don't know when they will recover again?

A year passed, and this gray egg swallowed the last Chaos Demon God, which was also the big tree, and its diameter reached an astonishing trillion miles.

This gigantic egg exudes a powerful life force, and it seems that a giant is conceived in it. The loud noises of "boom, boom, boom" are like thunder and drums, like the feeling of a heart beating.

"W-Where is this, I, am I still alive?"

In the lump of paste, a certain consciousness emits weak fluctuations... It seems to come from the giant egg.

……

33 Chongtian, Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor sitting high above his head had a look of inexplicability in his eyes.

"300 years ago, that person made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, and there was no news after that. Unexpectedly, after 300 years, another monkey made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace..."

Looking at His Highness's immortals, the Jade Emperor sighed softly in his heart:

Think about how powerful my Heavenly Court was 300 years ago, with dozens of great emperors and hundreds of great immortals.Now, it's just some little gods and immortals...people.

The heavens are in decline, and even a small monkey cannot be subdued.

The Jade Emperor showed unwillingness: "Even my strength has been sealed by [-]%, and it has not been released yet. That person must still be alive...Damn it, in order to subdue a little monkey, I still have to invite Tathagata, What a shame..."