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This is a green field, dotted with colorful flowers, revealing a fresh and sinful fragrance.

Li Ye lay lazily on the grass and closed his eyes.

It has been 500 years, has Journey to the West finally started? I remember that when I came here, the Monkey King had not yet been born.

500 years ago, the Monkey King was not born yet, but now, is the Monkey King going to learn scriptures with Tang Seng?

That's right, the Monkey King is less than five hundred years old, and he practiced for hundreds of years (the reason why monkeys make troubles in the underworld is because their lifespan is exhausted) before going to the Heavenly Palace...

Li Ye sat up all of a sudden, so the Monkey King has not been suppressed for 500 years at all.His gaze suddenly became incomparably deep, as if he had penetrated the origin—the Monkey King has only been suppressed for less than 200 years.

Why is it only suppressed for 200 years, but it is said to be suppressed for 500 years? The time is not right at all.

Li Ye's figure disappeared and he came to the Five Elements Mountain.

He found that the mountain was covered by a Buddhist formation, and there were countless phantoms inside, all of which were pieces of Buddha Land of Ultimate Bliss, and the sound of Taoism and Buddhism echoed endlessly.

Naturally, this formation couldn't stop Li Ye, he stepped in with one step.

Then, Li Ye found a monkey with its head protruding from the mountain wall, and it was opening its mouth to curse:

"Reading his grandfather's Buddhist scriptures, I'm so bored!"

"Tathagata, come out for me, my old grandson will have a real fight with you!"

"Damn it! I don't care about such a shitty world of bliss!"

……

After cursing for a while, the monkey's voice lowered and murmured:

"Jingjing, I miss you so much, you must wait for me."

"But, I'm about to forget you, what should I do, what should I do?"

After whispering here, the monkey became excited again and cursed loudly:

"When I read the Buddhist scriptures of tmd, I will almost forget Jingjing, and I will almost forget Big Brother..."

"I don't know what's going on with Xiao Tiantian. I remember that she likes Big Brother very much and has been sticking to Big Brother's back. She should marry Big Brother. I wish you happiness~"

……

Li Ye listened for a long time and understood many truths.

The Monkey King was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, and it was not easy. Not only did he have to suffer from illusions every day, but he also had to endure the conversion of Buddhist scriptures—probably he really changed from a wild monkey to a man who devoted himself to the Buddha. Fight against Buddha.

The nature of monkeys is rebellious and rebellious, and they will not obey anyone, but at this moment they have been tortured and lost their wildness.

What's even more tragic is that even the former lovers and brothers have to be forgotten one by one...

In those cursing, there was extreme anger and unwillingness, but more desolation and helplessness.

When Li Ye heard this, he felt extremely uncomfortable.

He showed his figure, looked at the monkey, and said: "I want to accept you as my disciple, what do you think?"

The monkey stopped cursing all of a sudden, its face was covered with stray hairs, it was skinny, and looked extremely haggard.

However, it looked at Li Ye with sharp eyes: "Tathagata, you have changed into a stinky skin again. Do you still want to deceive my grandson? My grandson doesn't want to be your apprentice anymore!"

Li Ye was stunned for a moment, and asked, "What do you mean, when have you been a disciple of Tathagata?"

The monkey poked its head out and cursed: "Tathagata, don't be so hypocritical! Back then, you were the one who turned into the Bodhi ancestor, passed on my grandson's magical powers and 72 transformations, and instigated me to make troubles in the underworld and the heavenly palace. Now, you suppress me again!" Under the Five Elements Mountain, Duan is extremely despicable and shameless."

"..." Li Ye was speechless for a while. Is what the monkey said true?

He thought about it carefully, and thought that it was really possible.

At this time, the monkey said harshly again: "Tathagata, don't you act anymore? You enlightened under Bodhi, so you called yourself Patriarch Bodhi. Your spiritual mountain is the Lingtai Mountain of Patriarch Bodhi. You..."

Li Ye fell into deep thought. Monkey's words were indeed very close to the truth:

The most important point is that Patriarch Bodhi and Tathagata are both from Xiniu Hezhou.Then, the territory of Patriarch Bodhi overlaps with that of Tathagata—obviously, this is very unreasonable.

Moreover, Bodhi is not a hermit. He has many disciples and is very powerful. As the saying goes, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers—this guy, Tathagata, can he allow his territory to threaten his own existence?

Also, when the monkey came to study, Bodhi only taught him the skills, but not how to be a human being. Knowing that the monkey would make trouble, he still taught him the skills?

Before the monkey left, he also warned the monkey: If you say it, you will kill him.Such a big fairy, if he said nothing, he would be gone.

Coupled with the appearance of Tathagata, there is a tail but no head, which is enough to show that there is an inextricable relationship between Tathagata and Bodhi.

The corners of Li Ye's mouth turned up slightly, and a sneer appeared: "Tathagata, Tathagata, you really have a good plan, and even I have calculated it."

500 years!

Why do the monkeys always say '500 years ago, a big havoc in the Heavenly Palace'?

There is only one reason, 500 years ago, the person who really caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace was himself, not the monkey.

Li Ye knew very well that he was the one who really caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace!Monkeys are, at best, just playing around.

The Tathagata has only one purpose, which is to create momentum and leverage—to use his prestige of wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace to create momentum for the monkeys and Buddhism, so as to frighten all monsters.

"I'll show up again tomorrow, and I hope you'll change your mind by then."

After throwing down a sentence, Li Ye walked out of the Five Elements Mountain all at once.

He didn't force the monkey, but wanted to let nature take its course.

……

"By the way, Seven Fairies should have married a mortal and had children?"

After Li Ye got away from the Five Elements Mountain, he was a little bored. He suddenly thought about the Seven Fairies. He had ordered the Jade Emperor to bring the Seven Fairies down...

His eyes pierced through the emptiness in an instant, and all the fog was invisible before his eyes.

"Humph, I didn't expect that the Jade Emperor would dare to fool me and not take Lao Tzu seriously, what a brave man!"

After seeing everything with one glance, Li Yelei was furious.

His body disappeared instantly...

33 Chongtian, Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor sits high on the head, looking majesticly at the immortals below.

At this time, Taishang Laojun took a step forward and said: "Jade Emperor, the nine-turn golden elixir refined by the old man is about to be released, please allow me to leave first."

The Jade Emperor said with a smile on his face, "That's the case, so let me go, Laojun." Hearing this, Laojun Taishang immediately left the Lingxiao Palace.

"Pretentious, haven't seen you in 500 years, remember me?"

A moderate voice came from the top of Jade Emperor's head, making him terrified.

The Jade Emperor's face was as white as paper, his lips were trembling, and he was about to say something when a foot fell from the sky and stepped on his face directly, stepping him from the dragon couch to the ground.

The owner of this foot is Li Ye. He stepped on the head of the Jade Emperor on the ground, sat on the dragon couch with his own buttocks, and looked down at the Jade Emperor: "500 years ago, you promised me to beat the seven fairies to the mortal world and marry a A mortal who herds cattle?"

Although the Jade Emperor felt very humiliated at this moment, he still dared not answer: "Dao, fellow Taoist, I did follow your instructions and let the seven fairies marry ordinary people."

"Yeah, you think I don't know?"

Li Ye sneered: "You let an ordinary fairy pretend to be the Seventh Fairy. After going down to the realm, she married a man named Dong Yong, not a man who herded cattle, and lived a happy life."

He stretched out his hands to grasp, and a couple appeared in front of him, they were 'Seven Fairies' and Dong Yong.

Seeing the Jade Emperor being trampled on the head by Li Ye, the two of them were stunned. The man stood in front of the woman and said tremblingly, "Don't, don't hurt my lady."

Li Ye smiled and waved his hand lightly. The couple was sent back by him. He stretched out his hand again and grabbed a woman in front of him.

The woman was dressed in plain clothes, but it was still difficult to hide the arrogance in her eyes.

Her eyes moved, and she was completely stunned when she saw the Jade Emperor being stepped on the head by Li Ye. Immediately, her eyes showed shock and resentment, but she didn't dare to explode.

"Are you really just an ordinary Weaver Girl?"

Li Ye sneered, and his voice was cold: "I don't object even if you are willing to be a Weaver Girl. But you still want to go down to the world and marry a mortal who herds cattle."

The woman's complexion was pale: "My princess, is it impossible to escape this catastrophe?"

"Jade Emperor, this time, you should know what to do?" Li Ye kicked the Jade Emperor to the center of the hall like a dead dog.

He stretched out his hand to grab again, and a big blue bull as strong as a hill appeared, and it stared at Li Ye with bull's eyes: "Brother-in-law, where is my sister, why didn't I see her?"

Li Ye laughed, and said, "Brother-in-law, I would like to trouble you now..." After speaking, Li Ye stated his purpose, hoping that Qingniu could protect the mortal who herded cattle.

"Haha, brother-in-law, don't worry, I will leave everything to my old cow."

Qingniu laughed loudly, his eyes were like copper bells, and he looked at the eyes of the Seven Fairies, teasingly: "The Cowherd on the ground and the Weaver Girl in the sky are really fun, and it is estimated that it will be passed down as an immortal story. "

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(The seventh day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar is Chinese Valentine's Day. I wish all brothers and sisters that lovers will finally get married!)

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