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The Daleiyin Temple was robbed and collapsed by a giant pillar that fell from the sky. The Tathagata was seriously injured, and the Bodhisattvas and Arhats were also uncomfortable.

It is estimated that no one would have guessed that it was Li Ye, the "Tang Monk" who wanted to learn Buddhist scriptures from the west, who made the move.

This has to be said to be a huge irony.

The monkey is convinced this time, he is not afraid of the sky and the earth, he is rebellious, but he keeps his word!

"Master!" The monkey nodded and bowed, his face was like a little diaosi looking at an idol, with extreme admiration in his eyes.

Li Ye felt good about himself, the chicken on his shoulder was unwilling to be lonely, and said: "Little monkey, brother likes women and flat people, you go grab a few women first, tie up a few immortals, and then you are qualified to be the disciple of brother. "

When the monkey heard it, he admired Li Ye even more. He felt that this chick was not simple, so he believed it eight out of ten.

He set up a somersault cloud all at once, and said hehe: "Master, just wait, I will go and snatch all the daughters of the old Jade Emperor, and tie up that old boy Taibai Jinxing and beat him up."

Li Ye stretched out his hand and pulled the monkey off, and said with shame: "Forget it, I have no interest in the Jade Emperor's daughter and Taibai Jinxing."

"Brother's vision is so high, do you know, how could he fall in love with rubbish like Seven Fairies and Taibai Jinxing?" Xiaoji was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and hummed: "Go and kill the Jade Emperor and his old man!" Mom snatched it back and beat Jade Emperor and his father."

"..." The monkey was stunned, looking at Xiaoji and Li Ye foolishly.

"Chicken!" Li Ye glared at Xiaoji fiercely, this guy is real, he made himself look like a heinous pervert.

"Master, I must do one thing for you to be qualified to be your disciple." Monkey has a very stubborn character.

He insisted on asking Li Ye to give him a task, and he would only admit himself after completing it.

Li Ye had no choice but to say, "I want to have a big meal."

The monkey touched his chin and said, "I'm going to kill some dragons, roast some phoenixes, catch some unicorns..."

"Forget it." Li Ye hurriedly stopped, these are the legendary totems and auspicious beasts after all.

Seeing that the monkey was still pestering him, Li Ye smiled and said, "Teacher, let's fight?"

The monkey shrank his head, but still bit the bullet and agreed.

How dare it be careless in the face of Li Ye?He directly pulled out his golden cudgel.

"what--"

The monkey didn't say anything, it was a stick when it came up, it was not pedantic, and knew that it couldn't beat Li Ye, so it rushed to attack, and it was better to strike first.

However, this stick didn't work, Li Ye dodged away, and a huge hole appeared on the spot with a 'bang', and a burst of smoke and dust filled the air.

The monkey, choking on ashes, didn't dare to be careless at all, and its golden eyes kept shining.

But immediately, he felt a gust of wind blowing, piercing through gold and cracking stones, making his skin painful.

Before the monkey could react, Li Ye's hands grabbed both shoulders, and after sliding down, both arms were knotted by Li Ye. Li Ye exerted a little force, and the painful monkey bared its teeth for a while. The stick also fell to the ground with a bang.

one move!

With just one move, the monkey was defeated so badly that he even lost his weapon.

But the monkey is aggressive by nature, and after being released by Li Ye, he immediately asked to fight Li Ye again.

Without further ado, Li Ye killed the monkey again.

The third time, the monkey came again, but Li Ye still killed in seconds.

……

When the monkey challenged Li Ye for the nth time, Li Ye felt a little depressed.

"Hey..." Li Ye smiled peacefully and brightly, but it gave the monkey a violent and cold feeling.

The monkey was not stupid, so he immediately waved his hand and said, "Master is tired too, let's fight again tomorrow."

"No!" Li Ye shook his head.

He smiled and said: "I will teach you well today."

Li Ye was merciless this time, and kept greeting the monkey's copper-skinned iron frame. His fist was so powerful that after one punch, the monkey's body convulsed and coughed up blood continuously in pain.

"Master, be gentle." The monkey howled in pain, unable to fight back.

His sternum was broken by Li Ye's punch, and a fist mark appeared. The terrified monkey was frightened and wanted to dodge.

But where can I hide? Li Ye's speed is extremely fast, every punch vibrates tiny space cracks, and the monkey who was hit can imagine how miserable it is?

In just a few minutes, the monkey seemed to have endured the baptism of [-] levels of hell, and the whole person was beaten so badly that it was not like a monkey.

Although the monkey has boundless magical powers and great supernatural powers, after being caught by Li Ye, he can't use any supernatural powers, and he is brutally crushed.

This was not a bet with Tathagata back then, turning palms or something, but a real head-to-head confrontation, and it was obvious that Li Ye always had a smile on his lips, which showed that Li Ye was completely playing.

Seeing Li Ye's smile, the monkey's face turned green, and his scalp tingled for a while.

Subconsciously, the monkey developed a heart of avoidance, and he couldn't beat it no matter what, so he disappeared in front of Li Ye.

The monkey turned several somersaults and went hundreds of thousands of miles away.

Seeing that the monkey had escaped, Li Ye didn't make any more moves. It was just a small lesson to his apprentice.

After thinking about it, Li Ye decided to go to Bai Longma.

After all, I am a Tang monk. After finding the monkey, I should naturally go to the white dragon horse.

The identity of this white dragon horse is not low, it is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea - the prince of the Dragon Clan, which can be described as a prominent background.

But there is no way, this is the era of Journey to the West, this poor dragon prince violated the rules of heaven by burning the pearl bestowed by the Jade Emperor, and was spared the death penalty only in the presence of Avalokitesvara—to put it bluntly, this dignified Dragon Prince, in the eyes of the Jade Emperor , no different from beasts.Maybe this so-called 'capital crime' means being eaten at the Pantao Conference after death.

After avoiding his death, the Dragon Prince was demoted to Shepan Mountain to wait for Tang Seng to learn Buddhist scriptures, and then he rode Tang Monk to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. Finally, he achieved a positive result and was promoted to the eight-part Tianlong Guangli Bodhisattva.

"After being upgraded to a Bodhisattva, I don't know if this dragon will be slaughtered. After all, dragon meat is a main dish for gods and Buddhas." Li Ye cursed inwardly.

He came to a dangerous stream in one step, surrounded by dark clouds, a dragon rushed out wildly, it was hundreds of feet long, and it looked quite powerful.

Li Ye didn't say anything, his palm became bigger, and he pinched the dragon in his fingers at once, and said: "I am a monk from Tang Dynasty, and I will use it as my transportation tool in the future."

"..." Bai Longma was speechless, what else could he do, he wanted to show off the power of the dragon, but he was immediately controlled by his fingers.

"Haha, I'm going to find Zhu Bajie next." Li Ye laughed. He thought Bajie was the funniest guy in Journey to the West.

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