god level spoof

South China Sea, Mount Putuo, Purple Bamboo Forest.

In the Chaoyin Cave, the mist was hazy, and Guanyin was sitting on the lotus platform, looking at the three guys at the bottom with a strange expression.

These three people are Monkey, Bajie, and Drifting Monk.

"Bodhisattva, it's not that I can't wait to go to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures, but that the master is too cruel." The monkey said with a bitter face.

Back then, the monkey was not afraid of anything, and he had never suffered any crime, but he was completely powerless in the face of his master Li Ye.

Li Ye's fist, every punch made him feel heartbroken, and he couldn't forget it even if he wanted to.

Bajie's big watery eyes kept shedding tears, and he cried, "Bodhisattva, Master is simply a pervert. His pig-killing knife directly chopped a Chaos Demon God with a height of millions of miles into scum! He stared at me One look, and I'm about to pee my pants."

Drifting's face turned green, he shrank his neck, and said: "Master, an old man, is supreme and omnipotent, but defends the weak. As long as that monster eats people, master, this old man will kill that monster."

Finally, the three monkeys cried out in unison: "Bodhisattva, we don't want to die at the hands of our master. We are not qualified to go to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures."

Guanyin was helpless, she understood the reason.

Why didn't the monkey dare to go back?It's very simple, I'm afraid that Li Ye will beat him with his fist.

Why didn't Zhu Bajie dare to go back?Uh, seeing Li Ye hacking to death a pig demon at the level of a Chaos Demon God with a butcher's knife, when Bajie sees Li Ye, his egg will hurt for no reason~

Why did Drifting dare not go back?There is no way, Li Ye specializes in torturing and killing monsters that eat people, Drifting eats a lot of people, he is afraid that Li Ye will turn over old scores.

I have to say that this is a very speechless thing. Li Ye, the Tang monk, is probably the best Tang monk in history.

Guanyin cursed in her heart: "This bastard, really, even my own son is afraid of you."

As the saying goes, mother and child are united, seeing the monkey so wronged, Guanyin is also uncomfortable.

Before the monkey was beaten up by Li Ye, Guanyin came forward.

Later, the monkey was beaten up again by Li Ye, and Guanyin appeared again.

Li Ye probably won't beat the monkey anymore. After all, he knew that the monkey was his son, but the monkey didn't dare to go back. Now when he saw Li Ye, his heart ached, his lungs hurt, his liver hurt...everywhere.

In the end, Guanyin still didn't force the three of them, she wanted to let the three of them calm down for a while.

On the Westward Journey, there are no monkeys, Bajie, and Drifting Monk. Li Ye, the Tang monk, has truly become a loner.

Li Ye also wanted to understand why the three of them ran away. He naturally knew where the three of them went, so he didn't catch the three of them back.

Going all the way west, Li Ye originally thought that there would be many monsters, but in fact, there were very few.

Originally, there were indeed many monsters on the journey to the West.

There are black bear spirit, yellow wind monster, white bone spirit, yellow robe monster, golden horned king, silver horned king, fine ghost, clever insect, Bashan tiger, Yihailong, seven fox kings, nine-tailed fox, lion cat monster, holy baby king , 鼍龙, Huli Daxian, Luli Daxian, Yangli Daxian, Goldfish Monster, Si Monster, Ruyi Zhenxian, Pipa Jing, Six-eared Macaque...etc.

To say the least, there are hundreds of monsters.

Along the way, Li Ye didn't see the black bear spirit, nor did he encounter the yellow wind monster.

Li Ye even looked for these monsters specifically, and found that he had found the Bone Demon, but it was hundreds of thousands of miles away from the only way to travel to the west-obviously, the Bone Demon had no intention of eating Tang Monk's meat at all.

After some investigation by Li Ye, he found out that he was famous for being a murderer!

That's because Li Ye walked all the way and killed seven amazing monsters, so the monsters behind did not dare to come out.

The truly powerful monsters are all silently cultivating. They can gain insights into the secrets of heaven and understand that Journey to the West is a doom, so they naturally stay behind closed doors.

The strength of these seven monsters is astonishing, but Nai He's subordinates slipped out to eat people, and when Li Ye discovered them, they would naturally die.

It was precisely because Li Ye killed such a powerful monster with little effort that Drifting was so afraid of his master, Li Ye, and ran away silently.

These seven monsters died really bitterly, who made them meet Li Ye, an odd number.

As a human being, how could Li Ye watch human beings being eaten by monsters?

In a blink of an eye, a month has passed.

About one-third of the westbound journey has been gone. During this period, Li Ye took a nap in the Taoist temple of Zhenyuanzi for half a month. The two hadn't seen each other for 500 years, so they naturally talked freely.

Speaking of which, Zhen Yuanzi was a lucky star to Li Ye.

It is precisely because he gave Li Ye the lotus seed of the chaotic green lotus that Li Ye reached this level and strength.

Li Ye didn't tell everything, but he gave Zhen Yuanzi a lot of benefits, allowing his strength to be directly promoted to the level of a saint. The spirit of Dao Xing has a deep understanding of Dao, which is not inferior to Sanqing and the two Western saints. The difference is nothing more than chance.

Perhaps, this is his cause and effect.

If it weren't for the lotus seed of the chaotic green lotus that he gave to Li Ye back then, he wouldn't have such an opportunity to be sanctified today.

Li Ye also felt that he had let go of a stone in his heart, otherwise, he would always feel indebted to Zhen Yuanzi.

The lotus seed of the chaotic green lotus, this is likely to be a great opportunity and great fortune that penetrates and even changes one's own destiny.

After bidding farewell to Zhen Yuanzi, Li Ye went on the road again.

Finally, in a place called Shankusongjian, I met a monster.

This monster lives in the Huoyun Cave. It looks like a child, but its strength is really astonishing. It can spray a kind of flame with amazing lethality, and it has a group of men.

Li Ye understood his identity, and it was easy to guess:

In Journey to the West, children can breathe fire, who else but Red Boy?

Red Boy's strength is indeed not bad. He is the son of the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan, and he is called the Holy Infant King.Red Boy is his childhood name, and he uses a Zhangba fire-pointed gun.

During the Journey to the West, Honghaier had extraordinary martial arts, and practiced for 300 years in the Flaming Mountains, and became a Samadhi real fire. He breathed fire from his mouth and smoke from his nose. He was very good. He often fought barefoot with people.

I heard that eating Tang Monk's meat can lead to immortality. He swept away Tang Monk with a strong wind, and tricked Ba Jie into arresting him. Not to mention, this red boy is not only amazing in strength, but also has a high IQ at such a young age. , much stronger than Nezha.

Afterwards, the monkey was invincible, so he went to invite Guanyin Bodhisattva, and asked the guardian Huian Muzha to borrow the Tiangang knife of Tota King Li Jing, and then subdued the red boy. Be a good boy.

Li Ye's eyes were playful, he was going to find the Bull Demon King, it would be nice to play with his son first~

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