god level spoof

In Journey to the West, Li Ye's figure completely disappeared.

"Little guy, how are you doing in Journey to the West?"

In the starry sky, standing in front of Li Ye was an old man wearing colorful thongs, uh, he was an old beggar, and he was looking at Li Ye with a smile, with a playful look in his eyes.

Li Ye immediately shouted: "Damn old man, don't scare me, what else can I do, I feel very good!"

The old beggar took out a golden bath towel from nowhere and put it on his shoulders, and then sat on a chair with a backrest. A transparent glass table appeared in front of the two of them, and it was full of strange fruits. Under Li Ye's buttocks, There is also an extra chair.

"Old man, can you change something new, I eat too much spiritual fruit, give me a glass of wine or something." Li Ye waved his hands, scolding the old beggar unceremoniously.

"Well, it makes sense, it should be changed."

The old beggar froze for a moment, and snapped his fingers. In an instant, the two of them were soaked in a misty hot spring.

The water temperature of this hot spring is moderate, which makes people feel extremely relaxed and comfortable. The old beggar moaned comfortably. Seeing the expression and face, Li Ye wanted to step on it.

Not to mention, the old beggar really took out two glasses of red wine, which tasted sweet and fragrant, and the age was estimated to be quite high.

The two soaked in the hot spring, drank red wine, and chatted without saying a word.

Li Ye asked the old beggar about Red Bull, but the old beggar didn't answer at all, saying that it had nothing to do with him.

However, he made a note to Li Ye: After staying in the world of Journey to the West for 500 years, after returning to the real world, although the real world has not progressed, these 500 years will be quickly remembered in his memory within one hour. flow through.

For the next hour, Li Ye kept reminiscing about the experience of the Westward Journey, but time passed too fast, and his consciousness returned to a mortal at this moment, so he forgot many things in the Westward Journey.

When he was a child, Li Ye shook his head depressingly: "Old beggar, I almost forgot what happened during my Journey to the West."

He recovered the spiritual will of a mortal. 500 years is an extremely long time for an ordinary person. Li Ye has forgotten most of the things. The only thing he remembers is that he likes to drink red milk.

At this time, in the depths of his soul, there was a faint wave of fluctuations from the nine fragments of lotus seeds of the chaotic green lotus.This strange fluctuation made Li Ye remember many things about his own strength.

Li Ye pulled out a cracked butcher knife from the knife sheath on his back with his backhand, and said excitedly: "Haha, in Journey to the West, I used this butcher knife to open up the world, I really admire myself so much. "

"En~ It's really amazing." The old beggar nodded, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

His expression was full of playfulness: "Little guy, you remember too much now, which is not good for you. When you have the power of Kaitian God again one day, you will completely remember everything in Journey to the West. I I look forward to that day coming soon~”

In general.Li Ye has forgotten most of the things, the only thing he remembers is two things:

One, I like to drink red milk.

Second, during the journey to the west, I took a pig-killing knife and opened up the world.

Li Ye didn't talk to the old beggar any more, he...was homesick.Yes, although the 500 years of Journey to the West flashed by like phantoms, and he didn't remember many things, it still gave him the feeling that a long time had passed—like an extremely long dream.

In fact, Li Ye left the real world for only an hour.

Everything about Journey to the West, although it happened in reality, is like a dream of Li Ye.

After waking up, the dream is empty, and the clouds and smoke are gone...

……

In Li Ye's home, in the hall on the second floor, Athena stood there, motionless, as if she was in a deep sleep.

In front of her, there was a man with a strange hairstyle. The man looked around and wondered: "Zhizunbao, where did you go?"

This man is Sun Wukong. He just found Supreme Treasure beside him, but in a blink of an eye, he disappeared.

Sister Dugu stepped forward and said to Wukong crisply: "Fight with me."

What's rare is that the puppet Ximen didn't invite to fight, he also looked around and frowned: "My lord, why did you suddenly disappear?"

Meiqin, Guoguo and Xiaoqian also noticed this, and when the three girls were puzzled, a young man suddenly appeared in the middle of the hall.

He has long, flowing hair, a handsome face, and clear eyes, giving people a very comfortable feeling, but what seriously damages the image of the youth is that he is carrying a knife case, which contains a... pig-killing knife.

"Wukong, Na'er, Dugu, Fuxue, Meiqin, Guoguo, Xiaoqian..." The young man read out their names one by one, with an extremely excited expression.

The young man is naturally Li Ye. At this moment, he couldn't control the joy of "reunion". He stepped forward and hugged Wukong fiercely, then Athena, and then hugged Dugu sister, Ximen puppet, and female ghost one by one. Xiaoqian, Guoguo, and Tsundere Pao Miqin.

After hugging Meiqin, the little girl was stunned for a moment, and then screamed, her pretty face twisted, and she had the urge to shoot Li Ye immediately (Note: refers to the electromagnetic gun), but luckily Li Ye didn't hold her for too long , After hugging fiercely, let go again.

Her eyesight was not bad, so she naturally recognized the person hugging her as Li Ye.

Meiqin wanted to go crazy and kept grinding her teeth: "This bastard is getting more and more aggressive. He hugged her without the consent of a beautiful girl like me. It's really hateful."

However, it was not easy for her to have an attack, because Li Ye didn't seem to be joking, but was really excited.

After everyone was surprised for a while, they felt that Monk Zhanger couldn't figure out what happened. Li Ye didn't look normal.

Li Ye ignored everyone's strange expressions, patted his chest and said, "Everyone, get ready, let's go out to have a big meal and have a good get-together."

"..." Everyone was speechless again.

At this moment, several people finally asked the key question: "Li Ye, why are you wearing a wig?"

Li Ye was stunned for a moment, and gradually calmed down. He came to the mirror, and the long-haired young man in the mirror made him stunned for a moment.

Change, a very obvious change.Li Ye found that his temperament had changed a lot.

This kind of change in temperament is unclear. The only thing that is certain is that his charm value has risen quite a bit.

Li Ye smiled coquettishly, and pulled out the pig-killing knife full of cracks in the knife sheath behind his backhand. The pig-killing knife was extremely agile in Li Ye's hands, turning into dozens of knife shadows, and strands of hair fluttered at the same time.

At this moment, Li Ye was actually holding a butcher's knife...cutting his hair, and cutting his own hair.

The women in the hall and Wukong were stunned, and they gave Li Ye a thumbs up at the same time, with only two words in their hearts: awesome!