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The sky in midsummer always gets dark very late, and it is already seven o'clock, but the sky is still bright.

Yan Chao looked at the sunshine outside the window, thinking about what to eat tonight.It seems that because the second daughter-in-law of the seventh uncle's brother-in-law's mother passed away, both mother and father went back to their hometown.At that time, Yan Chao was playing games when his mother and Yan Chao were talking about it, so he didn't listen carefully at all.

"By the way, when was the last time I ate?" He thought about it for a long time, then glanced at the bucket of instant noodle at the corner of the table that gave off a strong smell, and stood there for a long time.

"Never mind him, let's talk about it later." Yan Chao clicked the mouse to open the folder that said "study materials" smoothly, and when he was about to open "Physical Hygiene Common Sense", a window popped up on the desktop.

"Honey, are you still shopping at X treasure? It's out."

The current pop-up advertisements are really pervasive. Yan Chao took a look at the ad-blocking software that didn't move at all, and couldn't help shaking his head. They all said that this software is good, but there are still loopholes that allow pop-up windows to take advantage of it.Yan Chao clicked the fork on the pop-up window, and muttered, "Damn it, the scammers are so bold now, even phishing websites dare to be blatant."

Unexpectedly, just after Yan Chao finished speaking, the pop-up window came again: "Darling, we really are not cheating money."

Um, is the computer controlled by hackers?Yan Chao broke out in a cold sweat, but then realized that there was nothing worth stealing from his computer, so he calmed down a bit.Unless the hacker is also a member of my generation, he deleted the little movie he had treasured for many years.

"Hey, that pop-up window, who are you?" "Darling, I'm the customer service of the universe super invincible trading website, job number 9527."

The pop-up window changed the text again and said, Yan Chao wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, the liars are really boring nowadays, take a job number not 5250, not 5438, but 9527, why do you make Master Xing feel so bad?What do you want Miss Qiuxiang to do?

"9527, what do you sell on your 'universe super invincible trading website'? How do you trade?" Yan Chao thought, since you dare to lie to me, then I'll play tricks on you too, otherwise wouldn't it be too much of a loss?

"Darling, we have everything, technology, martial arts, immortal cultivation, magic, etc. Whether it's flying, walking, swimming, melons, fruit peels, birds and beasts, we have it all." The text displayed on the pop-up window , a website appears below, which is still the international domain name of .

"..."

Yan Chao's heart seemed to be galloping through ten thousand muddy horses: "Ri, do you think I'm the protagonist of a cool article? Have you read too many online articles? Boss, please find a better excuse to lie to me. IQ Looks like three years old!"

"Darling, be more rational." Job number 9527 said persistently, "You didn't hear me wrong, dear, our website is in the initial stage, otherwise we wouldn't be looking for members immediately like this, dear, you are our website on earth The only member."

"Take care of your sister's wisdom. I'm the only one who has taken advantage of the whole earth. I said 9527. Do you want to tell me that as long as you have 998, you can bring home supernatural powers?"

"How do you know?" A surprised expression appeared on the pop-up window.

"..."

I know your face.Yan Chao is too lazy to continue to talk about this 9527, isn't it just hackers invading the computer, anti-virus software can't handle it, and I can't do it without reinstalling the system.Yan Chao ignored the pop-up window, and moved his beloved "Learning Materials" folder from the C drive to the D drive.

"You mustn't be the kind of stubborn virus that needs to format the entire hard drive."

He prayed silently in his heart, but saw another line of words typed on the pop-up window: "Darling, masturbation hurts your body."

"Fuck, you still have a lot to do."

After Yan Chao said something, he was about to bend down to press the power switch of the computer.At this moment, he suddenly discovered a problem, he had never bought a microphone!

In an instant, a strange electric current ran through Yan Chao's brain, causing his heartbeat to speed up suddenly.

"The computer motherboard should not have its own microphone."

Yan Chao was so excited that he called out tremblingly, "9527?"

"What?"

"How do you communicate with me? I don't have a microphone plugged into my computer."

Yan Chao asked, he didn't even know why his voice was shaking so much.

"It's all about cosmic technology, dear, we have bound every random member, as long as you want to talk to me, as soon as your brain fluctuates, I can receive it."

The text of the pop-up window continues to change.After Yan Chao read it, he tentatively called out in his heart: "9527?"

"I'm here honey."

In an instant, Yan Chao was as if he had been struck by a lightning bolt, as if he had been struck by a lightning bolt!

"I checked, it turned out to be true!!!" Yan Chaoping calmed down his excitement, and asked, "9527, how can I open your website?"

"Dear, didn't I send you a link just now?"

Yan Chao regretted, "I didn't save it."

"That's it..." A series of dots appeared on the pop-up window, and Yan Chao was afraid that 9527 would say "There is only one chance, dear." Then he would be broken, and he would probably be the saddest adventure in history By. The international domain name of <.Yan Chao became even more excited, and opened the website tremblingly with his hand on the mouse.

"Could it be that the World Wide Web is also used in the universe?" Yan Chao's mind flashed a wicked thought.

Maybe it was aware of what Yan Chao was thinking, and another line of small words was printed on the pop-up window: "My dear, our universe super invincible trading website was created with reference to the online communities on the earth. Qualification."

The website buffered quickly, and after a while, a page of an online community appeared in front of Yan Chao.Look up a few characters - the universe super invincible trading website.Below the header is a line of small words: There is nothing impossible to buy, only unexpected!Then the entire page is divided into two small sections, the knowledge area and the physical area.

"9527, do I need to save the website link now? Also, will my membership account be stolen by others? What about the knowledge area and the physical area? How do I buy the things in it?"

Yan Chao asked several questions in a row, and answered them all on the pop-up window: "First of all, after registering a user name for the first time, you can open this website in the sea of ​​​​spiritual consciousness without using a computer. In this case , There is no problem of stolen member accounts.”

The pop-up window was refreshed again, and continued to answer: "The so-called knowledge area includes two categories: science and technology and fantasy. If you want to learn anything, you only need to pay for forum points. If you buy knowledge, you can learn it immediately, or Learn later."

"Then can I let others learn? Also, what is the forum point?" Yan Chao interjected and asked.

"It's not possible, dear. As for forum points, dear, you can earn forum points every time you post or sell something. For details, please consult the forum help."

Yan Chao nodded, and thoughtfully said, "Well, what about 9527, the physical area?"

"The physical object area is also divided into two categories: technology and fantasy. The objects inside are all physical objects. Dear, you can choose to store them in the warehouse or take them out immediately after purchasing."

"What is a warehouse?"

Yan Chao asked curiously like a baby.And 9527 answered it tirelessly. "The warehouse is the place where you store your things. The rookie's warehouse on the forum has about 100 cubic meters. Every time you level up, the capacity of the warehouse will expand tenfold.

So it turned out that Yan Chao excitedly registered a user name, using his own name, and no one here knows him anyway.After he finished registering, another line appeared on the pop-up window: Congratulations for becoming the 11213562694th user of the universe super invincible trading website, I wish you a happy transaction, goodbye.After finishing speaking, the pop-up window slipped away and disappeared!

Yan Chao always has the tendency to fall into a den of thieves...

"9527? I said, 9527? Hey, don't bring this, I still have a lot of questions, don't go!"

Yan Chao yelled for a long time without any response, so he turned off the computer, closed his eyes and lay down on the bed, thinking about the universe super invincible trading website in his heart!Immediately, the homepage of that trading website actually appeared in his mind! "Nimma, it's true, it's true! I've developed, I've really developed!" Yan Chao's little heart was thumping wildly. He kept jumping and yelling non-stop, should he soak in one big ocean horse or two big ocean horses in the future?This is a problem.

As everyone knows, Yan Chao is a guy with lust but no guts.  …;