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() "Waiter, pay the bill!" He Mu shouted.Let's see how much it is, if it's not enough, let Li Fat send it over.

"Hello, sir, the total consumption is [-] yuan, and this gentleman has already paid the bill." The waitress pointed to Xiao Fang who was unconscious.

"Oh, I got it." He Mu said calmly, but there was an excited heart hidden under the calm surface: I finally didn't bleed heavily this time, brother Fang is really a good person!He Mu thought resentfully.

The question now is how to send the three drunks back.Among them, Lan Xiaolong had already called and was picked up by one of his friends soon.Kang Honglei was quite sober after a short rest. The tough director called a car and left. Before he left, he even told He Mu to wait. He was just in a bad state today.

He Mu just smiled slightly: "Who was it just now that you can't drink any more?"

So now only Xiao Fang is left with the big problem, he can't be carried back to his home.

He Mu took out Xiao Fang's mobile phone, found the number signed "My Wife" in the phone book, and called: "Hello, is this Mr. Xiao Fang's wife?"

"Yes." With a very cold voice, it turned out that Sister-in-law Fang had such a style, and when he thought of the word "wife and lord", He Mu could imagine Brother Fang's position in the family.

He Mu said again: "My name is He Mu. I'm Brother Fang's friend. He's drunk now. I want to ask if you can come and pick him up."

"No." Sister-in-law Fang refused without even thinking about it.

He Mu asked again: "Then can you tell me where your family lives, and I will send him back."

"Okay." The sister-in-law's style was very straightforward, and she directly told He Mu her home address, and then hung up the phone immediately.

He Mu was speechless for a long time, this mother is as weird as the little witch, she really deserves to be a mother and daughter.

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After sending Xiao Fang home, He Mu took pity on the lonely old man and waited for him to wake up before returning to the apartment.By the way, He Mu finally met the little witch who talked with him on the phone, but it was just a photo. The girl is as beautiful as a porcelain doll, with a weird expression and bright eyes. The one holding her is hers. Mom, Xiao Fang's wife, is tall and beautiful, and of course she has a cold feeling.

He Mu finally understood why he was an "adult", because he saw a photo of Mrs. Fang wearing a police uniform. Although he couldn't tell what level it was, but judging by the aura, he was at least a ruthless character above the squadron leader.

The next day, He Mu flew to Hengdian early. After half a month, Yang Qilang finally returned to the team, and Liu Xiaojie also returned to the team. The young lady changed her identity this time and appeared as Du Jin'e, the daughter of the Shanzhai King. And Yang Qilang staged a scene of laughing and laughing.This part of the scene is relatively du li, they have to go to an area far away from the main scene for filming, so He Mu doesn't have much time to chat with friends like Tao Quduo and Liu Shishi. let's go.

Originally, He Mu acted pretty well, but with the arrival of 2 Valentine's Day, Liu Xiaojie's boyfriend came to visit the set, and He Mu became cautious, and kissed his girlfriend in front of her boyfriend. He Mu did this kind of thing. However, I thought he would get used to it after Tao Quduo and Zhang Jiani's "sex scene", but he still felt uncomfortable, which caused him to be called "click" several times by the director.

After the filming, Liu Xiaojie asked He Mu to have dinner together, and introduced him to his "brother-in-law" by the way. He Mu didn't want to disturb the two people's world, but the "brother-in-law" Xu Honghao was very enthusiastic and insisted on pulling He went, and he couldn't refuse. The three of them found a private room in a nearby restaurant and had a simple meal.

Xu Honghao is also an actor in the military and political art troupe. He graduated from the acting department of Shanghai Opera ten years ago. He has been in the arts for many years. He is an old actor. He is 11 years older than Liu Xiaojie. Yes.Seeing the young lady happily holding her boyfriend's arm, He Mu really envied the thing called "love" at that moment.

After eating and going downstairs, He Mu accidentally saw Chen Long wearing a hat and sunglasses. He didn't notice the girl beside Chen Long, and called out directly: "Fifth brother!"

Because they have been filming together for two months, they have a deep relationship with each other, and they play brothers in the play, so they have always been referred to as brothers.

Only Hu Ge and He Mu could be called Chen Long's Fifth Brother. When he turned around and saw He Mu, he waved to him. Only then did He Mu realize that there was a beautiful and tall girl beside Chen Long. The meaning of 2, he immediately understood what.

Several people got together, Liu Xiaojie introduced her boyfriend to Chen Long, and Chen Long generously introduced the girls around her.

Song Jia is also from the Acting Department of Shanghai Opera. Because she has the same name as a senior in the circle, people in the world call her Xiao Song Jia. She is still Xu Honghao's junior sister. However, Xiao Song Jia didn't enter school until four years after Xu Honghao graduated. The two are completely different. seen.

Xiao Song Jia and Chen Long got acquainted because of Tang Jili's "Water Lotus", in which there are two popular stars, Xiao Tao Hong and Tong Dawei, although Xiao Song Jia always said that she just happened to be filming in Hengdian, Drop by to see old friends, but visiting friends on Valentine's Day is too exciting.Everyone knows this, so I won't break it down.

Back at Xiaobailou's residence, He Mu turned on the computer in boredom, preparing to spend his Valentine's Day online.

He Mu first updated a blog post on his ** blog. Although his writing skills are good, the dry writing is really boring. It would definitely be more attractive if accompanied by beautiful photos.He Mu actually wanted to learn photography from He Rundong, that guy took pictures everywhere almost whenever he was free, but thinking about the pitiful thousands of dollars he had on him, he really couldn't afford such a waste of money like a camera.

Because He Mu is not yet well-known, and the company has not started to invest in publicity on him, so his blog has only a few dozen followers, and a few of them are forced by He Mu like Liu Shishi and Wang Mingfei. Start a blog and follow his zombie fans.

Compared to the quietness of the blog, He Mu's posts are more lively. Now there are hundreds of "Muyu" (the name of He Mu's fans), and they are also He Mu's first followers, most of whom got to know him through "The Girl" , although the number of fans is incomparable with those big stars, it is already pretty good for an artist who has no official works.

He Mu's media publicist, Cao Qian, under the alias "Cherry Qian", often "exclusively discloses" some news about He Mu on the website, and uploads some "handsome photos of He Mu" similar to candid shots, and supplemented by other means, effectively gathering A group of netizens who fell in love with He Mu because of "The Female Stranger" also became a gathering place for them to express their support for He Mu.

As the rightful owner, He Mu also registered a vest, and most of the time he just read the posts, enjoying the feeling of being liked by people, and occasionally said a few words as a bystander.

Pulling down, He Mu inadvertently saw a post, which probably meant: "The Girl" is a joke, this is the real No. [-] video on the Internet!Then attach the video link.

At the beginning, "The Female Sorcerer" was born and created a number of online video records. However, the wind on the Internet came one after another. It was only three months before the "Female Sinister" was born. Most people have forgotten this short film. Although it created millions of hits on Tudou and tens of millions of hits on the Internet, people are too lazy to touch it, talk about it, or watch it. This is an online short film, and it seems that it will never be hooked with classics.

No matter how beautiful "The Female Ghost" was at the beginning, it is now lonely. Only He Mu and Tao Quduo benefited from it, and there may be a Zhang Jiani.

Since the person who posted this video admires it so much, and there are many applause in the reply below, He Mu thinks he wants to take a look.

Click on the link to enter the video page. The name of the video is "A Murder Caused by a Steamed Bun". The producer Hu Ge has the same pronunciation as Hu Ge.

The name is quite weird, and the click rate is scary, He Mu began to look forward to it.

Click to watch, hey, did I read it wrong, this seems to be a scene from "The Promise"?No, the narration is wrong, it sounds so strange, familiar and interesting, he didn't wake up until half a minute later, this, isn't this CCTV's "Rule of Law Online"!

It took about 10 minutes for He Mu to finish watching the video completely, and he was laughing. He finally understood why this video was so popular.

The author used the video material of Chen Kaige's controversial work "The Promise", re-edited and dubbed it, and transformed it into a year-end special edition of "Rule of Law Online". The funny and alternative placement ads make people look like they can't stop.The most important thing is that people who have watched "The Promise" and feel that they have been tricked by the director will definitely release the anger in their hearts with laughter when they watch this film again.

Although He Mu didn't think the director had played tricks on the audience, he did feel a lot more refreshed after watching "Steamed Bun". Director Chen made such a big circle, spent more than [-] million yuan, and invited so many big names at home and abroad, isn't it? Tell about a bloody case caused by a steamed bun, and it's still very obscure.From this point of view, Hu Ge explained the case clearly and concisely.

He Mu watched this video three times in succession, but he didn't know that the video producer, Hu Ge, who caused a spoof on the Internet, has now received Chen Kaige's condemnation statement with a sad face. He brought joy to others, but in the end he himself up.

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On the second day, the crew of "Young General Yang" basically finished their scenes in Hengdian Studios, and the crew also began to move. Tomorrow, they will start filming most of the war in Xiangshan Film and Television Base, another movie theater in Zhejiang. play...

(ps: There will be another update later, but it will be very late. I suggest you watch it tomorrow, and stay up late to get wrinkles~~)