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He Mu's teaching method is to put a large bottle of Xi'ao carrot juice on his daughter's side, and a bottle of white wine on his side, and then take a few small glasses. @乐@[email protected]

Pour a glass of carrot juice for Bayi and a glass of wine for yourself, "Now Bayi has 1 in his hand, and Dad also has 1 here. How much is the two 1s together?"

He Mu put the two cups together, Bayi thought for a moment, and said happily, "It's Eleven!"

Are you playing with your dad, you haven’t learned it within ten, what about eleven, what kind of brain teasers are you playing like others at such a young age, really, "It should be 2!" He Mu corrected, and then you have a cup and I have a cup start teaching work.

"Hey, why is there one cup missing?" He Mu counted again, but the numbers didn't match.

Bayi pushed out an empty cup embarrassingly, "I was thirsty just now, so I drank a cup of Xi'ao."

"Oh, it turns out that there were 10 cups filled with liquid just now, and now Bayi drank one cup, how many cups are left?" He Mu asked Bayi a question.

The daughter counted cup by cup, and finally gave the answer "There are 10 cups left."

"Empty cups don't count." He Mu threw the empty cup away.

Now the count is right, "9 cups!"

"It's so smart. We learned addition just now, and now we're learning subtraction." He Mu picked up the glass containing the wine and drank it down. It was really strong, but it was a small wine glass, otherwise he might be knocked down.

He Mu drank a glass of wine, and Bayi drank a glass of wine. With super willpower, He Mu persisted until there were no glasses on the table.

"Now there is no cup, what is it?" Bayi asked studiously.

He Mu touched the girl's chubby face. "That's zero, zero means nothing, nothing..."

bang.He Mu fell heavily on the table and lost consciousness. Bayi thought her father was teasing her, so she twisted her father's ears and rubbed her face, but no matter what she did, her father just ignored her.She began to worry, and shouted "Dad, get up, Dad, get up!" and cried.Dad has never been reluctant for her to cry, as long as she cries, her father will agree to whatever she wants, but this time her father stubbornly ignored her.I was still pretending to cry.But after yelling for half a minute, He Yiche really cried, and the three-year-old panicked.

Just as Zhang Zilin and Liu Shishi downstairs were competing to see who had the better kneeling skills, the little baby boy He Yiche ran out of the room crying in a miserable voice, calling for mother, Shishi's mother, and father for dying.

Children's thinking is very simple, they usually watch cartoons and TV shows.When the people and animation characters in it don’t move, they die, just like the current father.

Zhang Zilin and Liu Shishi were terrified.Why did Kung Fu Dad die after a while? Shishi was so frightened that her face turned pale at that time. She stood up and was about to run to the top. Her feet were numb, so Shishi helped her up.

Zi Lin wanted to say thank you, but thinking of the position the two of them were in, she threw away Shi Shi and went upstairs quickly. With her long legs, she ran much faster than Shi Shi, and she was the first to reach her daughter. In front of you, Shishi will arrive later.

Bayi couldn't tell what happened now, Zilin and Shishi went directly into the room with their daughter in their arms, and saw He Mu laying motionless on the table, there were many small cups on the table and one was bottomed out wine bottle without label and logo.

Shishi came to a clear conclusion after just smelling it, "This is drunk, my God, he drank so much!"

Both women knew that He Mu had a bottle of wine that could make him drunk to death without getting drunk. He Mu was admitted to the hospital when he drank it for the first time. This wine was left to him by Grandpa He Mu. Yes, it is said that if you drink too much, you may never wake up again.

"Quick, quick, call an ambulance!" Zi Lin hugged He Mu and ordered Shi Shi.

"Oh, good."

……

He Mu opened his eyes. He thought he would be in the hospital after waking up, but he didn't expect it to be at home. He wanted to get up, but there was still a needle inserted in his wrist, and he was getting an infusion. There are a lot of medical equipment, and the good bedroom makes it look like a ward. He wanted to call someone, but his throat was very dry. He happened to be very tired, so he just lay quietly and thought about things. Oh, yes, he was under the quilt. is naked.

After a few minutes, there was the sound of footsteps, and He Mu could hear that the voice belonged to Zi Lin. He was very happy that Zi Lin was still there and did not abandon him.

"You're awake." Seeing He Mu who opened his eyes, Zi Lin hid the joy in his eyes well.

"I'm drinking."

Zi Lin took the cup and wanted to fill He Mu with water, but He Mu said, "I can't drink while lying down."

"Then what do you want?"

"You feed me, with your mouth like that."

Under He Mu's expectant gaze, Zhang Zilin took a sip of water, leaned over to open He Mu's mouth, and just finished feeding the water, He Mu kissed her mouth, and the hand that didn't get the needle still hugged her tightly. Body, after a long kiss, He Mu's mouth slid across his wife's face and pressed against his ear, "My wife, I'm sorry, thank you."

"Bastard!" Zi Lin broke away from He Mu and stood up. He thought she was angry and was about to leave. Unexpectedly, she just called the doctor and told him that He Mu was awake and asked him to come over for an examination. .

"Honey, what's the date?"

"Number 14." Zhang Zilin sat by the bed and did not leave.

"Ah, I slept for half a month!" He Mu was terrified. He didn't expect to sleep for such a long time. No wonder his body was so tired. Anyone who lay on the bed for so long would be like this.

"What do you think? You are really brave. You drink so much wine even though you know you can't drink it. What if you can't wake up for the rest of your life!"

"I'm sorry, I didn't expect to sleep for so long," He Mu apologized, "Are you alone at home now?"

"Yes, I am alone, you are not human, you are a bastard!"

He can still joke, that's good, He Mu bit the bullet and asked, "Where's Bayi?"

"How can I take care of my daughter when you look like this, she is with my mother."

"Oh, that..." He Mu didn't know how to ask the following question.

"Do you want to ask Shishi?"

"My wife is wise, you didn't start a fight, did you? Where is she now?"

"Your Shishi is now in Cannes, and it is enjoying a lot of glory. Fatty Li's "The Flood" is the only Chinese-language film shortlisted for the Cannes main competition this year. The two of them and the leading actor Huang Haibo are attending the opening ceremony of Cannes today." Zhang Zilin took out a mobile phone and handed it to He Mu, asking him to watch it online.

He Mu directly logged on to his Weibo, and he was shocked to find that his Weibo had been updated several times in the past few days after he passed out. (To be continued..)