My God and the Holy See

On the bustling streets of Harnst City, Yide was wandering idly with two guards, greeting the oncoming believers from time to time.

Originally, Yide should continue to sit in the office at this time, dealing with the recent important affairs of the Ancient Asian God Sect, but before noon, Yide was thrown out of the office by Laura and Lei Li.

The reason was "My lord Pope, pay attention to rest, you see half of your hair is gray, just leave these small matters to the two of them."

Regarding this point, Yide touched his head helplessly.Yide has said many times that the recent white hairs on his head are not due to tiredness. To be precise, these white hairs should be attributed to the gods.

This white hair is not the dry and decayed white hair caused by being too tired. Its hair is bright and smooth, as if it had grown on Yide's head in the first place.

However, even so, Yide's blond hair mixed with white hair still frightened all the senior officials of the Ancient Asian God Sect.They always believed that it was their own fault that the Pope became like this, and that the Pope, who worked so hard to govern, was already tired and gray at the temples!

The reason for Yide's gray hair is that in the battle of Sylnia, Yide exploded with all his strength, and his agent's posture was driven to his limit.

In this case, Yide produced a kind of "assimilation phenomenon".It has been said that the gods are great existences, they are supreme, and their words and deeds can easily affect the surroundings, and even standing still in one place can have a profound impact.

The influence of the gods is illustrated with an example. Once the gods do not control their own influence on the world, the road the gods walk will become a road of trials. People who embark on the road of gods It is the same as walking with God.Once the "Road of Trials" is completed, ordinary mortals will become saints in the world.

There is another point that can also explain the ability of gods to influence. Yide once discussed with the gods why intelligent creatures tend to develop in human form. The explanation given by Gu Yashen is that gods are like human beings. No, the more accurate statement is Humans are like gods.

under the influence of the gods.Intelligent beings subconsciously develop towards the appearance of gods.

Borrowing the power of the gods and using it to the point where it was almost overdrawn, Yide was not directly assimilated into a puppet by Gu Yashen, it was already the result of Gu Yashen's efforts to suppress it, and he was able to escape the assimilation crisis with only half of his hair graying. It is Yide's great luck.

The assimilation crisis, not only the hair, Yide's appearance has also been affected to some extent, but this change cannot be seen by ordinary people. Now Yide's appearance is softer than before.

Those who observe themselves will find out.There are always some inexplicable similarities between the Pope and the stone statues of the ancient Asian Gods in the Ancient Asian God Sect... Well, to put it plainly, it is actually Yide who has become more effeminate because of the influence of the Gods!

Fortunately, Lord Shenming said that assimilation cannot change gender, at most it will become a pseudo-mother, which reassures Yide a lot.At least Yide doesn't have to worry about the catastrophe coming to the end. Because of his role as a proxy, Pope Yide, who later appeared in the ancient Asian god religion, disappeared, and the female pope Ina succeeded in ascending the throne.

But having said that, these two girls, Laura and Lei Li, are simply underestimating themselves!His Excellency, the great Pope of the Ancient Asian God Sect, is a strong man at the peak of the seventh level, but he is busy with the affairs of the Holy See these days after returning from Sylvia.I only sleep four hours a day, with the strength of His Excellency the Pope.Not sleeping for ten days and a half months is nothing but a trivial matter!

"So, what can I do when I am free now?" Yide, who has become a workaholic, has a headache for this sudden vacation. After wandering around for a long time, Yide really can't find anything interesting in Harnst City. As far as Germany is concerned, the city of Harnst is too familiar, so familiar that there is no new thing that can cause Yide's nature,

"It doesn't matter. Find a place to avoid it first." I don't know how many citizens of Harnst have greeted Yide at noon, and the enthusiasm of the citizens is already too much. Because of Yide's gray hair, Yide's system There are even more messy things in the backpack, such as black sesame seeds, carrots, eggs, big kidneys, etc., sent by believers who care about the health of the Pope...

By the way, what is the trouble with the big waist?Do you think His Highness the Pope has gray hair because of kidney deficiency?Ed covered his face.From the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of a small church with a lightning emblem printed on it.

"The Crow God Sect? By the way, I haven't seen Natalie, that unlucky girl for a while." Looking at the small church where few people go to worship, Yide suddenly recalled the crazy girl who made him angry at the beginning. .

Speaking of the Crow God Sect, it is actually a dark history. Originally, Natalie, an unlucky child, planned to name her Holy See as the Black God Sect, but when she went to the "Divine Grace Continental Holy See Committee" to register her name, she found that the dark The name of the divine religion was registered by a local beetle youth who came from a remote mountainous area an hour ago!What's even more ridiculous is that the dark god is a little black cat named Black.c, a new totem god.

Natalie was lying at the time. The good name that this lady wasted three days of brain cells to come up with was robbed just like that. Natalie took out two coins from the bottom of her skirt directly in front of the committee members. The earthy Thor's Feather bomb that instantly set off the sirens in the committee, she was planning to ask Yide for a cloud boat and go directly to a remote mountainous area to blow up that soil beetle church!

Fortunately, Natalie was reprimanded by her new assistant at the time.

In the end, the frustrated Natalie directly filled in the name column of the application form with "Crow God Cult". Anyway, her family's god is a black bird that looks like a crow, so I don't want to waste my brain cells Nata Li directly broke the jar and dropped it.

But let’s not talk about it, anyway, after the name of the Holy See was decided, Natalie was directly given a godsend. Natalie, an unlucky girl, dreamed of her family’s god again when she dreamed the night after she finished picking the name of the Holy See. , just listening to her master god "Gah~!", the crazy girl Natalie woke up the next day and became a sky-level mage proficient in all kinds of thunder magic!

"Gah~! That's the sentence, please translate..."

"Uh, Mrs. Natalie, are you sure that your name is correct? This... I think that maybe the bird you encountered may not be a species of God's Grace Continent, it may be a bird outside the continent, and language isolation is also normal. .”

"Language isolation, sir! Just say that you don't understand! By the way, are you really a famous 'bird whisperer' on the mainland? Why can't you even translate this bird call? What the hell are you doing here? Are you kidding me! Asking you to teach me the bird language is useless, now I can almost roar backwards in the bird language of my lord god."

As soon as he stepped into the church of the Crow God, Ide heard Natalie's energetic voice.Natalie, the unlucky girl, was really unlucky to a certain extent. Since Yide let her get in touch with her own god, she finally succeeded after a year of hard work.

Here's Natalie's first face-to-face encounter with her god.

Bird God: "Gah?"

Natalie: "Uh...quack?"

Bird God: "Gah~!"

That's right, the unlucky Natalie had a language barrier during the first historic face-to-face meeting with her god...

In the dream, Natalie's family gods circled around Natalie cheerfully, yelling "Gah! Gah!", which directly made Natalie dumbfounded.

This is my own god?Peat what is it talking about?I don't understand at all, what about the spoken words used by the gods to communicate with believers? !Is this Crow God's joke, or is Natalie too stupid?In order to deal with her "quack" god-sama, Natalie decided to start with the birdsong.

In short, the unlucky girl Natalie, who has encountered language barriers with the gods, has been deeply involved in the weird subject of bird language in recent years.

Until now, Natalie, the unlucky child, ran out and yelled at his old lady, "Shenen Continent is the best bird language learner in the world". No one dared to argue with her. Learn the language mastered by the master and remember it in your mind!

From a certain point of view, Natalie is indeed a genius, um, it’s a pity that she is a funny comparison... This guy seems to have never noticed that she didn’t mention human words to her god, and she herself She never tires of learning the language of her gods. (To be continued..)