Demon of the Three Kingdoms

() Time flies, two days have passed, today is the day when Cao Song and Cao Cao enter the palace to meet the Han Ling Emperor, the people of the Cao Mansion got up early in the morning to help Cao Song and Cao Cao Cao prepares, seeing the emperor is a big event, but it can't be careless, Lu Rui also got up early, under the service of the maid, took a bath and changed clothes, put on a green and red robe, came to the front hall, waiting for Cao Cao and Cao Song .

Soon, Cao Song and Cao Cao were also fully dressed, came to the front hall, took Lu Rui into the carriage, and headed for the palace. The Taiwei Mansion was not far from the palace. Soon, Cao Song and his party arrived at the palace.Under the leadership of the palace servants, the three of Cao Song came to the Imperial Garden, waiting for the call of Emperor Ling of Han.

It was the first time for Lu Rui to enter the palace, and it was the first time to come to the imperial garden. He was very excited. In the garden where they stayed, he looked left and right. He looked so cute that the maids and maids next to him were very excited. The eunuch laughed. Of course, Lu Rui was pretending. As a child, he couldn't drink tea like Cao Song and Cao Cao just because of his preference.

Lu Rui originally thought that he would see Emperor Han Ling soon, but unfortunately, Lu Rui and his party were not summoned after waiting for two hours, but some palace people would bring fruits and snacks for Lu Rui and his party to taste from time to time.During the endless waiting, Lu Rui squinted his eyes and fell asleep lying on Cao Cao's body.

It was not until the afternoon that Emperor Ling of Han summoned Cao Song and his party. It turned out that Emperor Ling of Han had just woken up. Nainai is really a famous desolate emperor in Chinese history. You are messing around in the palace, hehe, if you like messing around so much, I will cheer you up!

"See you, Cao Song!" A young eunuch shouted in a shrill voice, and Cao Song and his party entered the palace hall. At this time, a man in his early 30s, wearing a black python robe, was sitting on top of the hall. This is Emperor Han Ling.There were no dragon robes in the Han Dynasty. The dragon robes were only available in the Sui and Tang Dynasties. The emperors of the Han Dynasty generally wore black robes, which were usually embroidered with patterns such as pythons, phoenixes, and peacocks. It is the second most expensive, so Lu Rui is wearing a green and red robe.

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty was good-looking, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, regular facial features, and a heroic spirit exuding from his brows. It was hard to imagine that he was the Emperor Ling of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the famous emperor of the Communist Party in Chinese history.However, from the face of Han Lingdi, it can be seen that Han Lingdi is an over-drinking person. He is young and his spirit is slightly decadent. From time to time, he slaps his mouth with his hands and breathes out.

Cao Song and his party knelt down and said, "Cao Song brought his family to see His Majesty. Long live Your Majesty, long live, long live! Lu Rui also shouted long live.

Emperor Han Ling looked at Cao Song and his party, then nodded, and said: "Cao Aiqing is dead, I kept Aiqing waiting for a long time, let's have lunch first, and then we will talk about old times with Aiqing."

Cao Song cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Afterwards, Emperor Han Ling and Cao Song and his party began to eat.The big man's imperial meal made Lu Rui speechless. The big man's diet is already so rich?In the imperial meal of the Han Dynasty, there are not only Chinese food that Lu Rui ate in Luoyang, but also Western food, such as wine, grapes from the Western Regions, and even some early Western desserts, as well as Indian curry and Middle Eastern food. A dinner of world gourmet food, Nainai’s, is indeed the famous emperor in history, enjoying it so much, and eating a meal is so extravagant, sin, sin, although Cao’s family is a rich family, and the food is also luxurious, but it’s the same as Han Lingdi In comparison, it really pales in comparison!

After lunch, Emperor Ling of Han received Cao Song's family in Wude Hall. Emperor Ling of Han looked at Cao Song and said, "Cao Aiqing, I haven't seen you for many years. Aiqing is old. When I entered Weiyang Palace in the past, , Cao Aiqing is in her prime."

Here I want to talk about Cao Song's adoptive father, since Cao Teng, a famous eunuch in the Eastern Han Dynasty, served as emperor of the four dynasties. Emperor Ling had a relationship, and because Emperor Huan of Han had no heirs, he would definitely choose one of his nephews. Cao Teng put the treasure on Liu Hong, who is now Emperor Ling of Han.Although Cao Teng was dead when Han Lingdi succeeded to the throne, Cao Song was still there, and he was regarded as a servant of the dragon, so the Cao family still had great influence in the Eastern Han Dynasty.

Cao Song stood up, wriggled his huge body, stood in the center, and said: "Thank you, Your Majesty, I still remember the old minister. In the past, the old minister was able to welcome His Majesty into the Weiyang Palace. Your Majesty is still a child. Now Your Majesty is like a child." Sun Zhongtian, I am very moved by the old minister." After finishing speaking, he began to wipe his tears with both hands, it was the first time Lu Rui saw Cao Song's performance, yay, Cao Song pretended to cry better than Liu Bei!

Seeing Cao Song like this, Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty was also touched by the scene, and then said: "Cao Aiqing, please hurry up. Cao Aiqing resigned from office today and returned to her hometown. I decided to reward Cao Aiqing with ten thousand taels of gold to support her for the rest of her life."

After Cao Song heard this, he cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for the reward!" When Lu Rui heard it, Nainai's was really a big deal, ten thousand taels of gold, but thinking about it, it was nothing. The Taiwei Cao Song spent 4000 million yuan I bought it, which is equivalent to 4 taels of gold. Emperor Han Ling only returned a quarter to Cao Song. He was really a man who knew how to do business. In the Han Dynasty, the value of gold was not very high, because food and clothing had not been solved yet , How high can the price of luxury goods be?

Emperor Han Ling nodded, then looked at Cao Cao and said, "Cao Mengde?"

Cao Cao hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Cao Mengde, see Your Majesty! Long live, long live, long live!"

Emperor Han Ling said: "There is no need to be too polite, Cao Mengde, you are the son of Cao Aiqing, and naturally you are also a loyal minister of my man. Although you are now serving in the general's mansion, I will use you according to your talents in the future." The words had a deep meaning, Emperor Han Ling also knew the power of the great general He Jin, so he used eunuchs to suppress them, but the eunuchs never had much talent, what he said to Cao Cao was to tell him, Cao Cao, you have to remember that you are The courtiers of the big man are not He Jin's courtiers!

Cao Cao arched his hands and said: "Thank you, Your Majesty, I will try my best to be loyal to the Han Dynasty!" Han Lingdi nodded, and then signaled Cao Cao to retreat.

After Cao Cao retreated, Emperor Han Ling saw Lu Rui next to Cao Song, a three-year-old child, playing with a night pearl in his hand. Emperor Han Ling smiled, pointed to Lu Rui and said: " Cao Aiqing, this is your adopted grandson, Cao Mengde's adopted son, Lu Rui?"

When Cao Song heard this, he immediately stood up and replied, "Yes, Your Majesty!"

As soon as Lu Rui heard it, he had the opportunity to fool around. Lu Rui jumped out immediately, knelt down and said: "Lv Rui sees Your Majesty, long live, long live, long live!"

Han Lingdi laughed loudly when he heard it, and then said: "Cao Aiqing, this son is cute and has an extraordinary bearing. He must be a man who will be appointed as a marquis and a prime minister in the future!"

Before Lu Rui could wait for Cao Song to answer, Lu Rui bowed and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for making Lu Rui a Marquis!"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was stunned. Be good, little Lu Rui, Your Majesty said that you will be a marquis in the future, not for you!

Cao Cao was sweating profusely at the side, and said in a low voice, "Rui'er, it's not a Marquis, it's not a Marquis."

At this time, Zhang Rang yelled at the side: "Bold boy, Your Majesty just admires you, how can you be a Marquis for you!"

At this time, Lu Rui took out his tricks again, and cried in the hall, "It's Your Majesty who wants to make me a Marquis, it's Your Majesty who wants to make me a Marquis!"

Seeing this, Cao Song hurried forward, hugged Lu Rui, and then apologized to Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty: "Your Majesty, Ruier is innocent. A three-year-old child has misunderstood, please forgive me." After finishing speaking, he coaxed Lu Rui. After a while, Lu Rui stopped crying.

Seeing this scene, Emperor Ling of Han laughed and said, "Cao Aiqing, your adopted grandson is really clever, and you can make excuses. Not bad, not bad." Cao Song quickly apologized.

Emperor Han Ling looked at Lu Rui and said: "Lu Rui, if you want to be a Marquis, you have to make great contributions to the court or me. I don't know what great achievements Ruier is going to make?" I want to tease him.

When Lu Rui heard it, hey, Liu Hong, you have spoken, and then Lu Rui wiped his tears and said: "Your Majesty, I have something to offer to Your Majesty, and His Majesty must like it, then I have made meritorious service."

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty was amused when he heard it. This kid also knows something. If he likes the things he offers as tribute, it is considered a great achievement. It is not a problem to be named Marquis. At that time, he can also ask Cao Song for a gift. A sum of money is another income.Thinking of this, Emperor Han Ling asked: "Lu Rui, what do you have to offer to me?"

Lu Rui took out a small bottle from his bosom, then shook out a red pill and said, "Your Majesty, this medicine is called the Immortal Pill, and it can help your majesty's boudoir enjoyment. Does it count as a great achievement?"

As soon as Lu Rui said this, everyone was stunned, the joy of the boudoir?Three-year-olds know the joys of the boudoir?Emperor Han Ling was stunned, Cao Song and Cao Cao were also stunned, and everyone was stunned.

After a while, Emperor Ling of Han came to his senses, and then asked playfully, "Ruier, do you know about boudoir joy?"

Lu Rui looked at Emperor Han Ling, then at Cao Cao and said, "Your Majesty, I know that Father Zhong often rides on the body of Auntie and several mothers, and is still out of breath. This is the joy of the boudoir."

When Emperor Han Ling heard this, he immediately burst into laughter. Lu Rui's explanation was so interesting, and then Emperor Han Ling pointed to Cao Song and Cao Cao and said: "Cao Aiqing, the family style is open, which opened my eyes, hahahaha! "

Cao Song and Cao Cao hurriedly clasped their hands together and said, "Your Majesty's absurd praise!" Then Cao Song glared at Cao Cao, clearly saying, "Meng De, what are you doing?" Cao Song naturally thought it belonged to Cao Cao plot.

At this time, Cao Cao had an innocent face. It's really not me, it's not me, who the hell is it?Who taught Rui'er?Hmph, it must be easy to find out, Cao Cao is blushing at this time, nainai, the joy of the boudoir, was described by Lu Rui as a boar, shame, shame!

After laughing at Cao Song and Cao Cao, Emperor Ling of Han looked at Lu Rui and asked, "Ruier, what kind of elixir is this, is it really as amazing as you said?" Children can't tell lies, it must have been designed by Cao Song and his son to please him, yes, this one, I like it, Cao Song and his son, great loyal ministers!

Lu Rui bit his finger and said: "Your Majesty, it is very useful. It was received by Rui'er from an old genius doctor. Rui'er asked how the magic doctor works, and the genius doctor said that people under castration can still enjoy the pleasures of the boudoir. Heir, what does this mean, Your Majesty?"

When Han Lingdi heard it, it really was the plan of Cao Song and his son. Of course, Lu Rui didn't know what a person who was sentenced to death was, but is this medicine really so magical?At this time, Zhang Rang, who was next to Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty, twitched the corner of his mouth, what, can a person subjected to castration continue to have heirs?Is there really such a miracle drug in the world?

Emperor Ling of Han smiled and said, "Ruier, the person who was tortured is someone like Mr. Zhang. How amazing is your elixir? Can people who are tortured have sex again?"

Lu Rui looked at Emperor Han Ling and said, "Your Majesty, that's what the genius doctor said at the beginning. If you take this medicine for three years, you will be able to have sex again. If you don't believe me, you can try it!" shot.

Emperor Han Ling saw it, and stood up a little, and Zhang Rang also stepped forward. Emperor Han Ling said to the little eunuch, "Go and bring it to me!"

After hearing this, the little eunuch ran over, and when he came to Lu Rui, Lu Rui took his hand back and said, "Your Majesty, you need money for this pill, [-] yuan a piece, and you have to pay."

When Zhang Rang heard this, he scolded: "Lu Rui, the elixir is what the emperor asks for, how can you ask for money?"

Han Lingdi waved his hand and said: "Father, this statement is wrong. Buying and selling, you can only sell if you buy. This is what Ruier spent money to collect. Come, give Ruier [-] yuan. "Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty couldn't help being extravagant and boring. He was wrong to be an emperor. He went to learn how to do business, and even turned a manor in the palace into a market. It's really boring. No wonder the big man will perish!

Lu Rui received [-] yuan before handing the elixir to Emperor Han Ling. After receiving the elixir from the eunuch, Emperor Han Ling took it immediately.As soon as the elixir entered his stomach, Emperor Han Ling felt a heat in his lower body, and Emperor Han Ling immediately rushed to the bed, of course he went to bed.

Zhang Rang and other eunuchs were left in the main hall with Cao Song, his father and son, and Lu Rui. Cao Song looked at Cao Cao angrily. This Meng De, wouldn't he tell me if he had such a plan?It's the other way around.

Cao Cao lowered his head and kept thinking, who is it?Whoever taught Ruier these things must be found out, found out, I must kill him.Both Cao Cao and Cao Song were deceived by Lu Rui's appearance. They didn't expect that under the body of a three-year-old child, he was actually an adult, a time-traveling adult!

About an hour later, Emperor Han Ling came in with a rosy complexion and laughed loudly. At this time, Emperor Han Ling seemed to be a different person, with strong feet, high spirits, and no sign of fatigue at all.Although there used to be boudoir pills in the Imperial Hospital, none of them can compare with Lu Rui's. After finishing his work, he is still so energetic. In fact, Han Lingdi didn't know that Hua Tuo just controlled the dosage and added some sedation. The medicine has been improved, just like Hua Tuo said, it does not contain harmful substances!

When Zhang Rang saw Emperor Han Ling, his eyes lit up, revealing a gleam of light. Could it be that there is really such a magical elixir that can bring people under imperial torture back to life?To have a son again, this is the dream of eunuchs like them!Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty looked at Lu Rui, laughed and said, "Ruier, your pills are really not simple. How much do you have? Give it all to me, and I will make you an official at the market price!" He was too happy to sell Lu Rui's elixir for an official position by discounting Lu Rui's pill at the market price.

When Lu Rui heard this, he cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, I have 400 pills, all of which are dedicated to Your Majesty. If one pill costs 400 yuan, it will be [-] million yuan. I don't know what kind of official you can buy for [-] million yuan? "After speaking, Lu Rui stretched out four fingers and waved them around.

This time, Emperor Ling of Han was stunned and forgot, Lu Rui's elixir is not cheap, 400 million yuan, that is an official of the Taiwei, he just sent Cao Song away, could it be that Lu Rui was made a Taiwei again? A three-year-old child, a big Han Taiwei?This is too childish.

Just when Emperor Han Ling was in a dilemma, Zhang Rang stood up, cupped his hands and said: "Your Majesty, this old slave thinks that since Lu Rui has made such a great contribution, His Majesty can make him a Marquis, and a Marquis is also worth 400 million yuan." .”

When Emperor Han Ling heard it, it was indeed a clever plan. The Marquis of the country, the highest marquis of the Han Dynasty, is generally only available to the clan members of the Han Dynasty, and enjoys the food of a vassal state, usually with more than a thousand households.Although Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty's Tweeting Order made the clansmen of the Han family have no real power, there are still many food towns, so this title is definitely comparable to the Taiwei!

Thinking of this, Emperor Han Ling said: "Come here, bring the map of Dahan and present it to Rui'er."

Before long, a picture of the whole territory of the Han Dynasty was placed in front of Lu Rui. It is my map of the entire Han Dynasty, you choose a place, and I will make you a prince." It turned out that Emperor Han Ling was playing this game, Emperor Han Ling is really interesting, and being an official is so fun. <The vassal states of the Autumn and Warring States are divided according to their distribution. However, when the chaos of the Han Dynasty is about to come, it is still the same thing whether one’s own food town can be kept. The place to choose the food town, um, must choose a place that can be controlled by Cao Cao in the early stage A wealthy place, so that you can guarantee your own food.

Thinking of this, Lu Rui looked at the map, then made a calculation in his heart, pointed to Xuzhou and said, "Your Majesty, Lu Rui wants this place to be a fief."

Emperor Han Ling looked at it, and then laughed and said: "Ruier, you really know how to choose, good Xuzhou, I will make you the Marquis of Qi, with a thousand households in the city!" The fiefdom of Qi State involves the two major states of Xuzhou and Qingzhou, which are now of the great Han Dynasty. There are rich things and people, and the food town of [-] households is comparable to the [-] households in other vassal states.

Lu Rui quickly thanked him and said: "Thank you, Your Majesty, long live, long live, long live!" In this way, Lu Rui became the first foreign surname in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, and started Lu Rui's career as an official in this era.

Emperor Han Ling was very happy, and kept Cao Song and others for a dinner before letting Cao Song and others leave the palace.After Cao Song and others left, Emperor Ling of the Han took the elixir Lu Rui gave him and happily went to **.

On the second day after Lu Rui returned to the mansion, Zhang Rang came to the Taiwei's mansion and visited Cao Song. On the surface, he came to see Cao Song, but in fact, it was for the elixir that Lu Rui offered to the Han Ling Emperor. Knowing Zhang Rang's ability, he glared at Cao Cao and left, hum, brat, you can solve the matter you have done by yourself. What do you mean by castration? Regain a new life?Give birth again, Zhang Rang is just a pioneer, after that, what will my Taiwei Mansion look like?

Cao Cao was also helpless, and he could only say that this was the pill that Lu Rui got, and he didn't have it in his hands, but please rest assured, Zhang Rang, he would let Lu Rui go to Zhang Rang's mansion to offer the pill.When Zhang Rang heard this, he was immediately filled with anger, Cao Mengde, the head of my majestic eunuch, how could you treat me like this?Zhang Rang suppressed his anger and walked away.

Cao Cao is not convinced either, this is not what I, Cao Mengde, did, why is it all my fault?Hmph, Zhang Rang, you are just an eunuch, and you dare to act presumptuously in front of my Cao family. Hmph, when my grandfather was alive, were you a dog?In this way, the elixir in Cao Cao's mansion to bring back life to the people in the palace spread, and Cao Cao caused a lot of trouble in Luoyang because of this.Cao Cao passed away and went to the underworld, and said to the king of hell: "King of hell, I, Cao Mengde, really didn't do this!"